Mountain and Sea Museum

The Shanhai Museum suddenly caught fire.

There is no need for administrators to spend money on hot searches, and it beats all kinds of entertainment, people's livelihood, sports and other news, and quickly jumps to the top of the hot searches, and the degree of discussion is not low.

The three tags of #室馆惊现“真”凤凰#, #室馆狐狼净死#, and #震泪的室馆设计# have been cited countless times, among which the video of the bird falling down is the most popular, and netizens laugh every time they watch it.

[It's so ridiculous, I've lived by pointing at this video this year. 】

[I'm in the next province, tomorrow I'll go to see this fallen specimen hahahaha...]

[Upstairs, let’s go together, I’m also in the province, and I’ll go tomorrow too, and I’m going to see Phoenix. 】

[I decided to fly to the capital overnight, laughing so hard that tears came out of my eyes. 】

Ling Muyu never expected that the fall of the bird would make it famous, and many people said they would come to watch it fall.

"We're on the same mountain. It's red but I'm not. The bird must have fallen on purpose, the scheming bird." Li Li said angrily.

Ji Niao was still feeling wronged, standing on the desk, crying to the administrator: "Human beings laugh at me, I just fell down, don't human beings fall down, they laugh at me for everything?!"

Ling Muyu was counting today's turnover with Zhang Shan. Hearing this, he didn't raise his head. He reached out and touched the bird's head accurately, and comforted him: "Humans like you and think you are cute. You already have human fans. ,come on."

"Fan?" Quiniao tilted his head.

Ling Muyu called the curator, and Dan Xiao lazily opened Weibo on his mobile phone, and showed him an account that Ling Muyu had followed before.

Zhang Shan helped explain the meaning of "global support club", and the monsters surrounded them very uneasy, pushed the bird away, and looked at the mobile phone in the curator's hand.

Dan Xiao put away his mobile phone and said seriously: "Many humans will come to see the bird tomorrow. The museum has always been rewarded and punished. If there is meritorious service, it will be rewarded, and if there is a fault, it will be punished. Today, all the barbecue meat of the nine-tailed fox will be eaten by the bird."

The nine-tailed fox whined and cried out: "If I hadn't blinked first, there wouldn't be a scheming bird in the back, why would I give it my barbecue?!"

Li Li said that he was on the side of the Nine-Tailed Fox, "The scheming bird like the bird should be criticized. It falls deliberately to make humans like it. If other monsters learn to fall like it in the future, should we change the name to the Museum of Falling?" .”

"No!" Ling Muyu, who was trying to settle the score, immediately said, "It's ridiculous to fall once, but it's stupid to fall too many times. Whoever dares to be stupid will deduct his one-year ration."

"!!!" The monsters who originally wanted to learn from the bird suddenly stopped their eagerness to try.

Dan Xiao got up from the soft bed, stood with his hands behind his back, looked down at the monsters in the office, and said majesticly: "A mistake is a mistake. Even if the result is good, it can't cover up the fact that you made a mistake. If it's not a small The fish opened its eyes and talked nonsense, and forced it to be rounded up, so how should it be smoothed over, have you thought about it?"

Ling Muyu: "..." The male god is really teaching the monster a lesson?Are you really trying to hack him on purpose?

Nine-Tailed Fox lowered his head, lying on the ground dejectedly, and said sullenly: "Curator, I was wrong."

Dan Xiao nodded in satisfaction, didn't say anything else, leaned back on the bed, and waited for the administrator to finish the calculation before going to barbecue.

"Our ticket revenue today is nearly 2000 yuan!" Ling Muyu said happily after checking the accounts, "That means nearly 600 people bought tickets to visit our museum."

Zhang Shan added from the side: "Including the drinks and snacks sold at the Tourist Service Center, our turnover today is more than 5000."

The monsters had no idea about money, and they didn't know how much or how little 600 people were, but they knew it was a good thing when they saw Ling Muyu's smiling eyes, and immediately cheered.

Fenghuang took the opportunity to fly over and rub Ling Muyu's cheek, asking: "Xiaoyu, how am I doing today? Taotie came to me and told me to walk around casually, and I immediately understood and fooled the human race." .I'm doing so well, can I have chocolate chips?"

"You can eat today." Ling Muyu took out a bag of chocolate beans from the refrigerator, opened it, and handed it to Fenghuang.

Fenghuang let out a happy cry, and plunged into the packaging bag to eat wildly.

Ling Muyu pulled Dan Xiao up from the soft bed, walked to the garden behind, and said as he walked, "I learned a new flavor of barbecue sauce on the Internet. Let's grill a fish later."

"Okay." The curator let the administrator drag him away, and made an additional request: "You can also grill one of the pepper-flavored fish you grilled a few days ago."

In the water pavilion in the back garden, the barbecue stove and stove have been set up, and Fudou has also lit the stove. The rice cooked in the big stove emits a burst of fragrance. The monsters have already cut the meat, cut the fish, and washed the vegetables. OK, let the admin chef review.

"That's right, everyone is good at cutting and washing vegetables recently." After reading it, the administrator highly praised it without hesitation.

God knows how difficult it is to teach these monsters how to cut meat and wash vegetables. Sometimes Ling Muyu really admires her good temper and enough patience to teach these monsters who only know how to eat to cut vegetables!

Ling Muyu and Zhang Shan shared a barbecue grill and started grilling meat, fish, and vegetables. The monsters held bowls and waited around the stove.

There are also demons who want to grill a few slices of meat by themselves, but the roasted meat is either half-baked or charred, which is extremely unpalatable.

In fact, Zhang Shan's barbecue is not bad, and the heat is well controlled, but the monsters just think that his roast is not as delicious as Ling Muyu, which has no reason.

Ling Muyu put a piece of grilled fish on Dan Xiao's plate, and let the monsters share the other grilled meat and vegetables among themselves.

Nine-tailed fox saw that everyone had meat to eat, but he didn't, so he changed into his original shape and quietly approached Ling Muyu, putting his furry head on his lap.

"Why? Acting cute?" Ling Muyu looked down at the extra fox head on her leg.

"Xiaoyu, I also want to eat barbecue." Nine-tailed fox groaned and acted like a baby: "I have already admitted my mistake. Although I made a mistake, the final result is good. Many humans have come to visit, and there will be more tomorrow A lot. So... can I have a barbecue?"

Ling Muyu put the new meat slices on the grill, and sighed: "Although the good start is half the success, our museum also hit the trending search because of your mistake, but this kind of popularity usually comes quickly. We also go fast. We are newbies, and we can’t compare to old and well-known museums. There are a lot of people who come today, and there will be more tomorrow, but everyone comes because of curiosity..."

The Nine-Tailed Fox probably understands that the curator will not visit the museum after worrying about human curiosity. This is indeed a serious problem, but it is just a fox with nine tails, not nine Brain, it can't think about such a complicated problem!

"However, this is something that museum operators should consider." Ling Muyu's style of painting suddenly changed, and he stuffed a piece of barbecue into Nine-Tailed Fox's mouth with a smile, "You are wrong, I will be wrong, but I will give it to you." Our museum has discovered a new selling point."

"How do you say that?" Hearing this, Dan Xiao approached with interest, and stuffed a piece of barbecue into Nine-Tailed Fox's mouth.

The nine-tailed fox has barbecued meat in its mouth, and its slender fox eyes almost stare into perfect circles. The whole fox is surrounded by huge bubbles of happiness—the curator feeds it meat, which means that the curator forgives its mistakes Yes, that means it can be eaten with its belly open.

It immediately stopped showing off to the administrator, turned into a human form, picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and joined the army of meat grabbers.

Zhang Shan's barbecue was in a hurry, and he wished he could use seven or eight more hands to roast it. Now that there was another nine-tailed fox with extremely strong fighting power, he almost wanted to cry.

On the other hand, on Ling Muyu's side, the monsters waited in line for the leisurely grilled fish and barbecue, and did not loot them at all.

Why is there such a big gap between people?

When Zhang Shan was fighting with the barbecue, his mobile phone rang, unwilling to be lonely, it was just to make trouble on purpose.

"Temporary worker, your phone is ringing." Bai Ze reminded.

Zhang Shan couldn't get his phone out of his pocket, so he had to ask Bai Ze to answer the phone for him.

"Why should I help you, hmph—" Bai Zekou disliked his integrity, and while he disliked Zhang Shan, he helped someone take the phone out of his trouser pocket, connected it and pressed the speakerphone.

As soon as the phone was connected, a rough and loud voice came, saying loudly: "Zhang Shan, I heard that you are now selling drinks in the Shanhai Museum hahaha, your cultivation level has not increased over the years, but your face is as good as your cultivation level! Inversely..."

The person on the other end should also be pressing the hands-free, the loud voice has not finished yet, there is a burst of laughter, the voices are male and female, it sounds like there are quite a few people, and there is a vague "Zhang Shan, you can use your face to confuse Window paper", "window paper is too good for its use, I think it should be used to build city walls".

Whether it's a man or a woman with a loud voice or laughing, the irony in the words means that the worldly monsters who don't know much about human beings can hear it. The movement of grabbing the meat paused, and all their eyes moved to the black limited-edition mobile phone, which was talking Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu also looked over.

Zhang Shan put down the barbecue brush in embarrassment, smiled at everyone in embarrassment, went to get the mobile phone in Bai Ze's hand, and planned to go out to answer the call.

But Bai Ze raised his hand high, and the whole human-shaped auspicious beast floated high into the air, preventing Zhang Shan from holding the phone.

"Bai Ze, give me your phone quickly." Zhang Shan called anxiously in a low voice.

Bai Ze ignored him and drifted further away.

The loud voice is still shouting on the phone: "Hey, Zhang Shan, don't pretend to be dead, you still feel embarrassed? You should get out of the museum as soon as possible, don't stain the eyes of the gods."

Zhang Shan stopped snatching the phone, and sat down on the stone bench, dejected.

He has never been enlightened in cultivation, and his spiritual power is so weak that it can be ignored. Against the backdrop of several cultivation geniuses of the same generation in the Zhang family in Puyang, he looks even more useless, so he is always ridiculed by people in the cultivation world or used as a negative teaching material.

Even if he had a higher degree of education and wealth than those people, these did not add points to him in the cultivation world. On the contrary, he was ridiculed even more because of his higher education and wealth.

But he really doesn't like to practice!

Everyone has their own aspirations, so he likes to design buildings, and he also likes to decorate the exhibition hall, eat, drink and have fun in the museum with the god Lingge monsters. Is this wrong? !

The people on the other end of the phone were still laughing at Zhang Shan, and the more they said it, the more outrageous it became. I am afraid that Zhang Shan has been answering such calls during the past month in the museum, which made those people more and more unscrupulous.

Zhang Shan bowed his head sluggishly, frustrated.

"Boom———"

The laughter on the phone stopped abruptly, Zhang Shan was startled, and looked up just in time to see Bai Ze crushing his phone into powder with one hand.

"The people in our museum dare to bully!" Bai Ze said angrily, "It seems that these people are living too comfortably!"

The monsters were filled with righteous indignation, and they all expressed that they would teach these people a lesson.

Temporary workers in the museum are also members of the museum. How can their people be bullied by outsiders?Must bully back!

Zhang Shan was both moved and distressed, touched by the generosity of monsters, and felt sorry for his limited edition mobile phone - tens of thousands.

I feel that since I came to the museum and got to know Brother Ling, I have become more and more careful in my life!