Mountain and Sea Museum

What?Foxes can blink?

Could it be that the little girl is delusional?

The tourists who had already walked away heard the screams and flocked to the front of Qingqiu Mountain, looking up at the nine-tailed fox standing in the middle of the mountain.

"Didn't you blink?"

"Sister, did you read it wrong?"

"I didn't read it wrong. I even took a video." Lao Li's daughter showed the video on her mobile phone to the people next to her.

The big guys squeezed over to take a look——

"Hey! Really blink!"

"Haha, this can't be a real fox, right? I put eight tails on his buttocks, pretending to be a nine-tailed fox."

"Are you stupid? There is no such big fox as a real fox!"

"Then why do you think this fox blinks?"

Hundreds of people crowded around the foot of Qingqiu Mountain, pointing at the fox on the mountain, and a bird that looked like a turtledove under the fox wanted to laugh.

A few days ago, which monster said that it is enough to install the specimen while standing still?

Hahahaha... The stupid fox moved first, little fish, deduct its rations.

Taotie stood on the edge of the crowd, and gave a mocking smile to the nine-tailed fox on the mountain.

The nine-tailed fox is so stupid, what do humans say that foxes are known for their cunning, hehe, human imagination is really rich.

"Brother commentator, why does the fox blink?" A girl followed Tao Tie the whole time, so she naturally wanted to tease him.

Taotie: "It already blinks, what's so strange about it?"

would have?The girls around Taotie were all stunned.

Before Taotie finished speaking, someone patted his head from behind.

Who dares to hit the head of a fierce beast? !

Taotie turned around fiercely, and the administrator was standing behind it, with a more fierce expression than it.

Taotie: "!!!" He changed into a cute face in a second.

Ling Muyu clicked Taotie twice, meaning: I will settle the score with you after get off work.

"Please give way, everyone." Ling Muyu said in a bright voice.

The onlookers saw the curator and administrators coming, along with several leaders and celebrities from all walks of life, and immediately made way for them.

Ling Muyu stood at the foot of Qingqiu Mountain, smiled gently, and explained to everyone: "Everyone blinks when they see a fox, because a part of the museum is a mechanical specimen, with a realistic appearance, robotic technology inside, and a built-in computer chip. Run pre-programmed programs, and can also accept instructions to complete some simple actions. The interior of the specimen is composed of precise mechanical parts, and the joints are relatively flexible."

The tourists were in an uproar. The museum actually has such black technology!

"Handsome guy, give me a demonstration." A tourist said loudly.

Ling Muyu smiled, squinted at Nine-Tailed Fox, and took out the mobile phone from his wide sleeve, "Then I'll demonstrate it to everyone, but it's just some very simple instructions."

The tourists waited eagerly, no matter how simple the instructions were, seeing that the fox was so realistic and a black-tech robot fox, they felt that they had spent 20 yuan for a three-hour car ride early in the morning. , It's really worth it!

"Then let's go first and go to the top of the mountain." Ling Muyu looked at Nine-Tailed Fox and said, and tapped the phone screen with his finger under the cover of his wide sleeve.

The nine-tailed fox blinked, then stiffly climbed to the top of the mountain and stood there.

"Wow—it's amazing." The tourists applauded enthusiastically.

Ling Muyu: "Next, wag your tail."

The nine fox tails flicked wildly.

The tourists applauded until their hands turned red.

Ling Muyu: "Then, play dead."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "..." Hey, little fish, I was wrong.

Ling Muyu raised an eyebrow.

A big fox "bang" and fell stiffly on the top of the mountain.

"Aww, so cute, so cute!"

"It can't be done, the old man's girlish heart..."

"It's still pretending to be dead. This is not black technology, it's god technology."

"Okay, the Nine-tailed Fox will stand back to its original position and let everyone have a closer look. Please continue to visit." Ling Muyu said: "There is a Phoenix Emperor on Erdanxue Mountain in front, it is very beautiful."

A tourist asked: "Little brother, is the phoenix also a mechanical specimen?"

Ling Muyu nodded: "Yes, everyone can go and have a look."

When the tourists heard about it, they immediately went straight to Danxue Mountain.

After all the tourists had gone to Danxue Mountain, Ling Muyu wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, "I was scared to death, but luckily I got round."

Dan Xiao patted his head, took out a handkerchief to wipe his sweat, and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, your serious nonsense skill tree is already full."

"..." Is the curator trying to comfort him or slander him?

Words such as "It's so beautiful", "Can flap its wings", and "The museum's black technology is so powerful" came from inside the museum. Dan Xiao covered Ling Muyu's head with a big hand, led him inside, and said: " You see, your nonsense has fooled human beings, so I give you some compliments."

Ling Muyu: "...can you watch less bloody TV series?"

Dan Xiao thought for a while and said, "Yes. Then I will supervise your work in the future."

Ling Muyu: "..."

The curator led the curator inside, and after they left, the stiff nine-tailed fox on Qingqiu Mountain secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the whole fox lay down on the rock, and played with the imitation jade on the mountain with its paws.

Guan Guan flapped his wings, moved a little, and laughed in a low voice: "Stupid fox, you're so stupid."

The nine-tailed fox showed its paws to beat the bird, but Yutuo on the Jishan Mountain next door hurriedly said, "Stop making trouble, I saw another tourist coming in."

The fox and the bird immediately pretended to be taxidermy, stiff and motionless.

"Wow, this nine-tailed fox is so cute!"

"What's so cute, big and fat, with so many tails, like a mop."

"Liang Zishi, has your aesthetic been eaten by dogs?"

"Hey, there are fish in this water."

"Where? Really! This fish has a human face, so disgusting."

"Where is it disgusting, it is obviously super cool."

"Liang Zishi, your aesthetics has really been eaten by dogs!"

Several tourists walked in while talking, and after a while, they bent over Jiwei Mountain and circled the "East China Sea" beside the mountain, and there were no people in sight.

Without the tourists, the Nine-Tailed Fox was furious immediately. He waved his paw and said to Guan Guan, "Where am I getting fat? Why is my tail like a mop? Is that stupid human being blind!"

Fortunately, even though it exploded in anger, there was still a sliver of reason remaining, and its voice was kept as low as possible to prevent humans from hearing it.

Chi Chi also emerged from the water, echoing Nine-Tailed Fox aggrievedly: "That's right, I'm not disgusting at all, I'm the best-looking in our race, the one from the TV series we watched these days Didn't the actor bump into my face?"

Guan Guan thought to himself: Fortunately, this demon is just like a big turtledove, and humans don't have to complain, otherwise, according to this demon's violent temper, he would definitely curse people.That's right, this demon's voice is like cursing loudly, a gifted skill.

Yunto: "Human beings are here again."

Three humans walked by and left a sentence: "This turtledove is dusty, so ugly."

Guan Guan: "..."

You are the turtledove!Your whole family is turtledoves!

The nine-tailed fox covered its mouth with its paws, laughing so hard that the fox's eyes curled up, and Chi Chi patted the water with its tail, laughing silently.

Guan Guan: "Stupid fox, you still have the heart to laugh, think about how the curator and Xiaoyu will punish you at night."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "..."

In this era of self-media, everyone is a disseminator of news. At ten o'clock in the morning, the nine-tailed fox in the Shanhai Museum blinked, and the video was posted on the Internet before eleven o'clock.

A wild chrysanthemum on the side of the road V: Poverty limits my imagination. Are all museums so good at playing now?Shanhai Museum, your black technology is really... amazing [laughs] [laughs] [laughs]

What was posted was a video of Ling Muyu explaining why the fox specimen blinked, and controlling the specimen to act cute and pretend to be dead.

The person who made the video is a big V. He often posts funny videos on weekdays. He has hundreds of thousands of fans. As soon as this video came out, his fans immediately reposted it. They all expressed that they were not enough to watch and asked him to post some more videos.

Ten minutes later, another video was posted.

This video is not the cute nine-tailed fox pretending to be dead, but a colorful phoenix that seems to be emitting golden light under the light. , with a slightly raised head, a slender neck, gorgeous feathers, long tail feathers and raised phoenix eyes, the whole bird is beautiful and noble, and it makes people feel awe-inspiring and inviolable arrogance through the video.

Big V's comment area exploded——

[Mom, this is the real phoenix, is it real? Really, mom, I will see the real phoenix in my lifetime]

[This is definitely a real phoenix, how could this be a mechanical specimen, I don't care, I just believe this is a real phoenix]

[I ask the museum to come out and tell you why you are so good at playing]

[Wealthy Museum, appraisal completed]

It’s not just this big V who posted videos and pictures on the Internet, but also many large and small accounts on various platforms. After seeing it, many people expressed their desire to see the legendary black technology mechanical specimens, not just in Yong’an City. Yes, people from cities and counties in the neighboring Zhulu province that are close to each other also drove over with curiosity to see the black technology.

Although there were a lot of people when the museum opened in the morning, many of them were leaders, peers, well-known entrepreneurs, and... repair management committees who came to join us. About half of the real tourists looked like it.

Ling Muyu, who came to join in the show, was also embarrassed to accept their tickets. Although he wanted to, it seemed that there were a lot of tourists, but actually calculating today's ticket revenue, it is estimated that the money for the small opening gifts made in batches would not be recovered.

Unexpectedly, when the museum was close to closing at [-]:[-] p.m.

In this wave of several hundred people, some surrounded Nine-Tailed Fox to let him play dead, some surrounded Fenghuang and kept asking the commentator "Can this Phoenix really not fly?" Let them take a few steps to see.

Especially the bird, it looks like a hawk, but its feet are like human hands, and the way it walks on the mountain can make the tourists around the mountain laugh to death.

"Walking with your hands makes me laugh so hard, do you want the museum to be so real hahaha..."

"It feels like it's going to fall in the next second."

Ji Niao: "..."

You stupid human being will fall!

Angrily, the bird turned around and pointed its butt at the stupid human beings, pattering up the mountain, but it was too angry to pay attention to its feet, and stepped into the small river Ling Muyu made on the mountain. The round white jade-like stone slipped and fell down.

Ji Niao: "..."

Human: "...hahahahaha, I really fell down, and the cola killed me. If it stepped into the water, will it enter the water hahahaha!"

Standing at the foot of the mountain, Ling Muyu's mouth twitched, silently praising the bird's dedication, and decided to give it a few more pieces of barbecue as a reward in the evening.