Mountain and Sea Museum

Detective Lao Li's circle of friends has been wiped out by the Shanhai Museum in the past few days.

At work, a few young people kept talking about going to the Shanhai Museum to see handsome guys on weekends.

Going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, the eldest sister who sells vegetables chatted with the stall next door, saying that the children at home must go to a museum in Guhe Town to see handsome guys on weekends. There is no museum in Guhe Town!Lao Li answered silently in his heart: Yes.

Back home, my 15-year-old daughter ran over and said, Dad, let’s go to the Mountain and Sea Museum in Guhe Town on weekends.

Well, it just so happens that he doesn't have to be on duty this weekend, so the whole family will go to the Shanhai Museum to visit... Uh, handsome guy.

Guhe Town is the outskirts of Yong'an, and a little further is the border of Lin Province. It takes three hours to drive there from the city.

Lao Li's family had already seen the push of the local official account on the first day, which listed in detail the opening time of the Shanhai Museum and the precautions for visiting.

Because it was the first time to go, they were not familiar with the situation and they also wanted to participate in the opening ceremony of the museum, so they woke up early, even the daughter who slept at home until eleven o'clock every day during the summer vacation, all at six o'clock in the morning The clock rose.

The family of three put the snacks and drinks bought the day before in the trunk, and drove off at 06:30 to catch the opening ceremony at ten o'clock.

"Lao Li, it's too fast to go back and forth this day, why don't we stay in a homestay in Guhe Town today, and enjoy two days." The wife took her mobile phone and opened the travel app to book a room.

"Great!" my daughter cheered, "Then I will go to the museum to see the handsome guy tomorrow. Hehe, the curator is super handsome. From now on, he will be my new husband."

Lao Li and his wife have a headache. The daughter at home is a beauty control, and she always calls the male star "husband". What's more frightening is that the daughter has to change her "husband" every three months on average. The couple reflect on their own education. It's not that something went wrong, but at the same time, I was thinking about whether to beat the child.

Three hours later, the car arrived at the foot of Wolong Mountain in Guhe Township. A middle-aged man trotted over, and Lao Li hurriedly lowered the window of the car.

The man asked, "Are you going to the museum on the mountain?"

"Ah, yes." Lao Li nodded.

"The parking lot on the mountain is full," the man pointed to an open space in front of the right, "You can park your car over there, you have to walk up by yourself, it's not too high, and you walk slowly, you can get there in half an hour. "

Lao Li's daughter looked at her watch and said quickly, "Dad, hurry up and stop the car, don't be late."

After Lao Li thanked the man, he parked the car. The family of three carried a black backpack with snacks and drinks in it, and set out to go up the mountain.

"Hey, the environment here is very good, Lao Li, do you feel that the air on the mountain is fresher, and it's so cool, it doesn't feel like summer at all." Lao Li's wife exclaimed as she walked.

"The environment is really good." Lao Li said, "But it's only past nine o'clock, and it's not hot yet. By noon, you'll have to apply sunscreen."

"Fuck you." His wife pushed Lao Li.

There were quite a few people walking up the mountain like them, and the daughter ran happily. After a while, the couple could not see the daughter.

The couple quickened their pace, chased after their daughter, and arrived at the gate of the museum in less than 10 minutes.

The crowd in front of the gate of the museum can be described as a sea of ​​people. What surprised Lao Li even more was that there were several important leaders in the crowd. The young man he saw at the police station was talking to a leader at the moment, and then... …

He saw his daughter secretly holding up a mobile phone and standing in front of the house, no need to guess, she must be taking a selfie.

Lao Li went over to fetch his daughter back. The daughter showed him the photos on her mobile phone, and said, "Dad, look, there are so many handsome guys. This is the handsome guy at the ticket office. His long white hair is so impressive."

"Girls are good at talking." Old Li patted his daughter's head.

The wife leaned over to look at her daughter's mobile phone, and immediately said in a tone of astonishment: "Really, this long white hair suits him very well. He is really handsome."

Lao Li rolled his eyes and thought: Forget it, they can only watch.

It was already late when they arrived, and the opening ceremony started soon, and the ceremony was very simple, just cut the ribbon, unveiled the curtain, and it was gone.

Leaders speak, that does not exist.It takes a total of 5 minutes before and after, and you can enter the venue.

Staff with colored hair came to maintain order, and people consciously lined up to check in for tickets. Leaders, like ordinary tourists, lined up to enter with tickets.

When Lao Li saw it from a distance, he immediately had a good impression of the museum. It is good that there are no privileges and no one is treated equally.

The speed of ticket checking is very fast. Two ticket inspectors, one with red and black hair and the other with yellow and black hair, are indeed handsome, but their expressionless looks look super fierce, and they feel like they can stop children from crying.

A tourist complained loudly that the ticket check was too slow, and the handsome guy with red and black hair accurately found the complaining tourist, and without saying a word, he just took a fixed look at the guy, scaring him into silence.

However, the girl who came with that buddy was not only not frightened, but kept shaking his hand, "Ahhhhhh...he looked at me, looked at me, so handsome, so cool, with good eyes Su."

The buddy muttered in a low voice: "Obviously it's me."

Soon I went to Lao Li's family to check the ticket and entered. As soon as I entered the gate, my daughter wowed, not only his daughter, but many people who came in successively were wowed, one after another.

Although Lao Li didn't wow, he was shocked.

The long avenue of white marble reliefs is full of cloud patterns, leading to the steps of the exhibition hall. The exhibition hall is a magnificent palace complex, which gives people a majestic and solemn feeling from a distance.Next to the white marble avenue is a bluestone road for people to walk on. The road is wide enough for two cars to drive side by side. The flowers and trees on both sides are shaded by flowers and trees. Among them are rockery pavilions, waterside pavilions and lotus ponds. The sense of austerity is neutralized, so that people will not be intimidated.

Tourists became uneasy when they saw such a beautiful garden, and scattered among them holding up their mobile phones to take selfies or help their friends.

"My God, isn't this the palace?!" Someone sighed.

Lao Li also wanted to ask, is this really not the palace?

After the wife and daughter finished taking photos in the garden, the family of three went to the exhibition hall.

It takes more than ten minutes to walk from the gate to the exhibition hall. After climbing high steps, Lao Li's family walked into the exhibition hall according to the signposts.

As soon as they entered, the three of them were stunned by an artificial beach. Before they came, they all knew that the Shanhai Museum displayed ancient geography and exotic flowers and animals, but here is an artificial beach and a pool of blue water... …

"There is a sign here that says Xihai." Lao Li's daughter pointed to the wooden sign standing in front of her, and ran forward quickly, and when she turned a corner, she said again: "Wow——"

Lao Li and his wife walked over quickly, and as soon as they turned a corner, they saw the object of their daughter's "wow".

A "mountain" stands beside the "West Sea".

This "mountain" is so high that it almost reaches the top of the exhibition hall. There are soft lights on the top of the "mountain". There are grass, trees and animals on it. ".

"This exhibition hall must be more than 20 meters high!" Lao Li raised his head and looked up. From the outside, he felt that the exhibition hall was surprisingly high. When he came in, he felt that it was even more ridiculously high.

A chubby young man next to him joked and said to Lao Li: "Everyone says this is the imperial palace. Of course the imperial palace has to be so high, otherwise it won't show the royal majesty."

Lao Li was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, and he was right.

"Dad, look quickly, this tree will shine." The daughter shook Lao Li's hand and let him look at the tree on the "mountain".

Lao Li saw that there were many flowers blooming on several mulberry-like trees, and those flowers were the ones that glowed. "It should be that there are light bulbs on the flowers."

The daughter saw an introduction on a wooden sign on the side, so she squeezed over to look at it, and turned to Lao Li and said, "It says on it, this is a migraine tree, and the flowers that bloom naturally glow, so they are not light bulbs."

Lao Li: "..."

Forget it, my daughter is happy.

At this time, a group of people came from the corner next to the "West Sea". To be precise, a group of girls surrounded a stern man with beige hair and wearing a beige dark suit.

The ones in dark clothes are undoubtedly the staff.

The man pointed to the first "mountain" with a straight face, and said: "Our museum restores the ancient terrain, and divides the exhibition halls into two categories according to the areas divided by humans later, the mountain hall and the sea hall, and the sea hall is classified into two categories. Overseas, overseas, and the Great Wilderness, Shan halls are divided into five halls in the south, north, east, and middle. Now only the Nanshan hall is open, and this is it. The others are still being renovated, and you can come and see the others after the renovation is completed."

A girl teased and said: "Brother explainer, can you add a WeChat account? When the other halls are renovated, you can send me a WeChat message, and I will let you explain when the time comes."

The guide said coldly: "No!"

Lao Li felt that the explainer was too unenthusiastic, but all the girls here—including his daughter—screamed how cool and handsome they were.

Old Li: "..." Old men don't understand the world of little girls.

The narrator frowned at the screams, and said in a low voice: "Shut up, you're disturbing other humans, do you still want to listen, or if you don't listen, I'm leaving."

Girls: "Listen."

Lao Li waited with great interest to see how this unenthusiastic and fierce guide explained (mainly because his wife and daughter were unwilling to leave).

"The one on the west coast is the Zhaoyao Mountain, the head of the Queshan Mountain Range. There are many osmanthus trees and migraines on the mountain. Those flowers that glow are the migraines. If you wear the flowers on your body, you won't get lost. In fact, you can use them a little None of the big monsters in ancient times would get lost. This flower is useless, but humans can use it. There is also this white-eared scorpion, which is useless except for running fast. The big monster in ancient times Which demon can run slower than it?!"

Old Li: "..." Is this really a commentator?Not a Tucao?

A girl asked: "Then if I pick a rosemary flower and wear it on my body, will I not get lost when I go back?"

"You think I'm stupid, human beings don't have GPS, what else do they need to miss the flowers." The guide warned the tourists around fiercely: "Visit in a civilized way, don't damage the museum facilities, or you will be fined ten to one hundred times depending on the situation. .”

"Brother interpreter, if I don't have the money to pay the fine, do I have to stay in the museum and work to pay off the debt?"

Lao Li shook his head, the little girls nowadays are not reserved, they even flirt with big men.

"No part-time job, stay in the museum for rations." The guide said: "It happens that there is a nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu Mountain in front, let it eat."

The girls laughed, thinking that the explainer brother was so funny.

Lao Li followed the guide, all the way from Zhaoyao Mountain to Guishan Mountain, and was convinced by the layout of the museum.

The mountains are high and low, patchwork, and the terrain and features of the mountains are very realistic. Where there is water flowing out of the mountains, there is really water gushing out of the mountains. There are strange flowers and trees, rare birds and animals on the mountains, and strange fish in the water. It makes people feel as if they are on the scene, and they are in the real ancient world.

"The 20 yuan is worth the money." The wife said with a smile, "This museum is really carefully made. I always feel that this is a real world, not a specimen sculpture. It gives me a sense of vitality. It feels like these monsters will come alive in the next moment."

Lao Li also felt the same way, and he especially agreed with his wife's words.

A vibrant museum makes people feel involved in it, not a cold missionary, where you can't get into it when you look at it from a distance through the glass.

Suddenly, Lao Li heard his daughter screaming: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"