Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

"What did you call?" Shi Xinyan suddenly woke up, "Jiang Xun?"

The amount of information is a bit large. Before they knew it, what did these two people do.

Gu Wei then woke up: "..."

I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back, but it doesn't matter, there is no one around here, and few people should be able to hear it.

So Jiang Xun would definitely not hear it.

"Director Zhang, cut it out later." Gu Wei said to the camera, "Sorry, I was distracted, it has nothing to do with Jiang Xun."

Director Zhang in the monitoring room: "..."

What a magical group T.ATW is, only two people can contribute so much material to him.

What kind of treasure is Gu Wei, if he says he doesn't have a sense of variety, he might be an idiot. Director Zhang unilaterally thinks that the director of "Wandering Together" is an idiot.

It's the relationship between Jiang Xun and Gu Wei. Director Zhang decided to ask his friend Song Jingxi next time, what is going on with these two people, and Director Zhang didn't believe a word when they said they were friends. The development of the matter was completely beyond him. The original plan was to speculate on CP, these two people haven't met in this issue, and the CP feeling is already overflowing the screen.

"It seems that there is no one around here." Gu Wei gave up, "Let's find clues by ourselves."

Shi Xinyan looked Gu Wei up and down, and finally showed an envious expression: "Director Zhang is too much, why are you a handsome young man, but I am an eunuch in the palace, and I was chased for several streets."

Gu Wei: "Perhaps other people's roles are even worse. Look, I still have an alpaca."

Shi Xinyan refused to listen, and shouted into the night sky: "Director Zhang, don't pretend, I know you can hear me..."

The alpaca next to Gu Wei became impatient again, and once again said to Shi Xinyan, "he~tui!"

Gu Wei: "..."

Just as he was about to express his sympathy, Shi Xinyan looked at the alpaca in surprise and said loudly, "Director Zhang, so you are here."

Ten minutes later, Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan drove the alpaca forward in tandem.

Gu Wei: "Director Zhang, let's go."

Shi Xin said: "Director Zhang, are your legs and feet not flexible enough? Follow up."

All the staff in the monitoring room looked at the chief director and laughed wildly. Director Zhang scratched his head and sighed: "What kind of boy group is T.ATW?"

The other staff members agreed and expressed their desire to meet other members of the group.

Staff member 1: "Director, Shi Xinyan connoted you hahahahaha, Gu Wei also learned it."

Staff 2: "I've watched Coconut TV's show before. They are very handsome on the stage. Why come to a variety show, they are all crazy. They don't have any airs. They all start to let themselves go."

Staff member 3: "Jiang Xun has not followed the plot line. At present, Qian Yining and Bei Ke are the most obedient, beeping softly. I feel that Director Zhang will be cheated today."

The recording of the program continued, Gu Wei and Shi Xinyan walked into the palace while discussing the mission.

"As soon as I came in, I started being chased." Shi Xinyan complained frantically, "Really, if I hadn't been wearing this father-in-law's clothes, I would have thought I was here for a variety show or a marathon, but when I was running, I picked up this .”

In Shi Xinyan's hand lay a sachet. The sachet was exquisitely crafted, and it could be seen that the program crew put their heart into it.

"What is your identity?" Gu Wei asked, "Is there any hint for you?"

"It's just the eunuch, and then he was timid, and suddenly wanted to go out for a walk in the middle of the night, and wanted to send someone out of the palace." Shi Xinyan said, "What about you?"

Gu Wei circled himself outside the palace wall three times before he found the gate, told Shi Xinyan, and said, "They said they were going to take 'her' away, and the sachet you picked up must also be related to the woman. The plot should revolve around 'her'."

Both of them stopped talking suddenly, because not far from them, there was a sudden burst of singing, the singing was intermittent, and it sounded scalp-numbing.

Shi Xinyan rubbed the alpaca's head: "Director Zhang, we are so scared, can we add more money?"

Gu Wei also said: "It's okay to give some clues without extra money, we don't choose."

Director Zhang's voice appeared in the headsets of the two: "Don't even think about it, just let me in, right now."

Gu Wei spread his hands, expressing helplessness: "Forget it, ignore him, let's play by ourselves."

The house where the singing came from was right in front of their eyes, and there were two guards guarding the door, but neither of them planned to go through the main door.

"Believe it or not." Shi Xinyan said, "We are going over now, and we will be punished again."

"I believe." Gu Weishen, who led the alpaca all the way, agreed, "Let's climb over the wall."

The follow-up of two people: "..."

"You can't..." Director Zhang's voice came from the headset, but Gu Wei took off the headset first, and Shi Xinyan followed suit.

In the monitoring room, Director Zhang sat down on the stool: "Why? Why don't the guests I invite listen to me?"

The staff expressed a symbolic sympathy.

"And, what's going on, Jiang Xun just picked up the headset, and Gu Wei also started to pick it up. Didn't they really collude with each other? What's the matter with these two people? Let's forget about the eye contact in the last issue. I also recognize it face to face. Oh, what's going on in this issue, is there a brain wave exchange???" Director Zhang sighed.

"Director, why did we have no script." The staff comforted.

At the corner of the wall, the two people who were about to climb the wall were full of energy.

Shi Xinyan: "Dear audience friends."

Gu Wei: "Everyone, little stones and little hedgehogs."

Shi Xinyan: "Now, two members of our T.ATW will perform for you, what is climbing the wall, friends who like it, I hope you can climb the wall T.ATW as soon as possible, brother loves you, saw us climbing the wall today, tomorrow We are your new walls."

A group of people in the monitoring room laughed out loud.

"Climb quickly." Gu Wei urged, "I'm afraid Director Zhang will let those female ghosts stop us later."

Director Zhang in the monitoring room had this in mind: "..."

"You go up first, and then pull me." Shi Xinyan urged Gu Wei.

"Deal." Gu Wei said.

Shi Xinyan pushed the alpaca down the wall with all his strength, Gu Wei stepped on the back of the alpaca, used his strength to climb up the wall nimbly, and stretched out his hand to Shi Xinyan below: "Hurry up."

Shi Xinyan grabbed Gu Wei's hand, and the two climbed towards the roof.

Follow up: "..."

We are so desperate, we can't go up, what are we shooting?

"On the drone, take aerial photos for me." The director hurriedly said, "I want to see what they want to do."

"What voice?" Director Zhang was puzzled.

"He~tui!"

"He~tui!"

"He~tui!"

Staff 4: "Uh, Director Zhang, Gu Wei overturned the wall and threw the wheat into the corner, and they stepped on the alpaca when they overturned the wall just now, the alpaca felt very dissatisfied, now the alpaca is..."

Spit in madness.

"Ah, my money." Director Zhang wanted to cry but had no tears.

Gu Wei is pretty good, but it's a bit of a waste of money.

On the roof, two people were looking at the situation below. The group performers wore gorgeous ancient costumes and danced in the yard, but the songs they sang sounded a bit creepy.

"Can you understand the lyrics?" Gu Wei asked.

"I don't quite understand." Shi Xinyan shook his head, "You try to ring the bell."

A string of small bells in Gu Wei's hand made a crisp sound at night, the singing stopped abruptly, and the dancers in the yard bowed down towards the roof.

"Who is that?" Shi Xinyan heard the sound of horseshoes.

"Jiang Xun!" Gu Wei saw Jiang Xun from a distance, "It must be Jiang Xun."

"Hush." ​​Shi Xinyan said, "Let's wait and see, what if our tasks are different."

Gu Wei thought it was reasonable, so the two continued to huddle on the roof, watching the movement in the yard.

Jiang Xun stepped into the courtyard dressed in royal clothes, and the people in the courtyard retreated one after another.

"Ah, why are you all dressed so nicely?" Shi Xinyan completely lost his psychological balance.

"Why don't you give me a horse?" People are more angry than others.

"My lord, my concubine's soul has been imprisoned in this palace city according to the king's request." The group performer said to Jiang Xun, "What are you going to do?"

Jiang Xun gave a low laugh, and said his lines according to the task requirements: "Find it out, and let her go out of her wits."

When he spoke in such a tone, even the extras raised their heads in astonishment, as if standing in front of them was really an indifferent ancient nobleman.

"Fuck." Shi Xinyan beeped softly, "This acting." CFG

"Don't lie, I'm thinking about our mission." Gu Wei said in a low voice, "Director Zhang really won't let us pass so easily, Jiang Xun and us should be opposite, that'she' refers to the princess, our The task is to take the princess out, and Jiang Xun's task is to make the princess disappear."

"I feel that the princess is belching, after all, the npc is talking about summoning souls." Shi Xinyan said, "So we are going to find this princess now. The little bell in your hand should be useful. I don't know what Bei Ke and Qian Yining are. identity."

"Let's look elsewhere." Gu Wei said, "Since the mission is different, let's not meet with Jiang Xun for now."

The director was too bad, obviously he was not allowed to play with Jiang Xun.

"Agreed." Shi Xinyan said.

Therefore, the two avoided the courtyard and planned to return by the same route.

Gu Wei tried to climb down the wall, but the alpaca ran away. The wall was not too high, but he didn't have any leverage, and it was a bit difficult to climb up. He was thinking about what to do, but suddenly a familiar voice came from the ground.

"Want to help?" Fu Guier

"Okay, okay." Gu Wei didn't even think about it.

The owner of the voice reached out to catch his waist, Gu Wei let go of the hand holding the wall, and when he recovered, he landed on the ground.

No, not on the ground.

Gu Wei: "???"

Shi Xinyan on the roof was dumbfounded.

Gu Wei sat horizontally on the saddle and didn't react.

When did this horse come?

Gu Wei: "Jiang Xun?"

Jiang Xun didn't know when he led the horse to the corner of the wall, and when he reached out to meet the man, he turned the man onto the saddle.

"Gu Wei ah ah ah!" Shi Xinyan came back to his senses, "Run."

Jiang Xun got on the horse first, and his movements were exceptionally skillful. He rode away and successfully abducted the child who had climbed over the wall.

"Give me back my teammates ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Shi Xinyan's pain came from a distance, "Gu Wei, you come back, how can I go down without you!!"

Before the princess in the mission could be found, the teammate was abducted by the bad guys first.

Before catching up with the camera, the drone was also flying slowly in the sky, and Jiang Xun took Gu Wei further and further away.

"I caught a kid sneaking over the wall." Jiang Xun said.

"Why...you know how to ride a horse?" Gu Wei was stunned for a while before asking this first.

"I've learned it before. It's not difficult. Even Jiang Ying knows it. If you want to learn, I can teach you in the future." Jiang Xun pulled the rein and slowed down, waiting for the follower and the drone to catch up, "You Why does the director not give you a horse, but an alpaca instead, Director Zhang is not stupid, he knows who will know who will not, if you fall, I will definitely ask him to settle the score."

"Then how do you know... I'm on the roof?" Gu Wei was puzzled.

"This one." Jiang Xun took out a new radio microphone and pinned it next to Gu Wei's collar, "A certain naughty kid dropped the microphone, and Director Zhang had no choice but to ask me to send you a new one." Come here, and, there were drones shooting above your heads just now."

Gu Wei finally understood the reason for being abducted by Jiang Xun, but he is still a little guilty now, not only because of the mission, but also because of other things.

"Finished?" Jiang Xun asked him.

Gu Wei nodded.

"Well, I'm done with my official business." Jiang Xun hugged Gu Wei even tighter while no one was watching, "Let's talk about some private matters."

"What's the private matter?" Gu Wei was shocked, "Let's talk about the private matter when we go back."

"can not wait anymore."

Gu Wei didn't want to understand why he couldn't wait, so Jiang Xun bowed his head and kissed him lightly on the face.

Gu Wei: "!!!"

Immediately afterwards, someone supported him with one hand, and stuck his hand into his collar.

Gu Wei: "..."

It was his first time riding a horse, and with Jiang Xun coming aggressively, he could only move but did not dare to move, allowing Jiang Xun to bully him.

"Don't touch it!" Gu Wei trembled.

"Well, don't touch it." Jiang Xun's words and deeds were inconsistent.

"What's wrong with you?" Gu Wei tried to escape.

"It's nothing." Jiang Xun kissed the child several times while there was no one around, "Just now I heard someone call me a hooligan, I thought about it, and I still have to work hard to be worthy of the name."

Gu Wei: "..."

Jiang Xun, I heard that.