Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

The production team is very busy with work, often they need to stay up late to catch up on the show. Gu Wei has been busy for several days. When the weekend is approaching, the official blog of the variety show, which has escaped, finally released the news that the second episode will start recording——

@逃之少少官微: The gathering of guests begins, @贝豆可可@T.ATW-Gu [email protected] Xinyan@[email protected]Qian Yining, who loves to sing, will record this episode in the film and television city, everyone and Xiaotao Looking forward to the costumes of the guests.

Even though it was posted on Weibo in the morning of a weekday, fans of the show who had been waiting all this time appeared in the comments on Weibo.

@小犬猫家的虚天娃娃: After a long wait, I finally came out, finally waiting for you! @T.ATW-Gu Wei, look forward to our wonderful performance in the new variety show.I heard that they are all in ancient costumes, so let me look forward to Gu Wei and Jiang Xun's ancient costumes.

@双啦A梦的EAR: Hurry up, if you don’t have enough funds, we can make up for it, please give Qian Yining some more shots.

@看恶眼的网子: Why is your variety show coming out so slowly? Do you still want to make money? Can you do it quickly? I read your official blog several times a day. As long as you come out, I will give you money.

@我的家庭情报You also know: Why is it released at this time, and the postgraduate entrance examination is one month away, can I still watch one episode before the exam, gkdgkd, as long as you come out, I will watch it. #Intriguing to find the unknown#

@小沉花KANI: After watching the sixth issue of "Wandering Together", Gu Wei became a fan. Now let's take a look at my brother's variety show. I have finished the first issue. It's really good. I'm crazy about Amway.

When this Weibo was posted, Gu Wei had already started to go to the filming location of the second variety show, the film and television city in D City.The program team only told the guests the location of the recording, but did not mention any other details.

Jiang Xun is out of town and cannot go to City D with him. He can only look forward to meeting Jiang Xun at the recording site of the program.

Early in the morning, in the group formed by the program guests themselves, several guests were secretly discussing.

[Love me, please give me money]: Early, early.

[Qian]: Gu Weizao.

[stone]: I was so sleepy, I was dragged by Chi Yunkai to play games until midnight yesterday.

[Love me, please send me money]: If the manager finds out, he will scold you to death.

[stone]: If you don't tell me, how could she know.

[Shell]: It's good to be young, people in their late thirties can't handle it, and old people can teach you how to keep in good health.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: I was wondering how the director would cheat us in this issue.

[Love me, please send me money]: First of all, it must be said that the funds are insufficient.

[Love me, please give me money]: Ah, I don’t want to guess words anymore.

[Qian]: Your word guessing in the last issue was too funny, how did you do it!I almost thought there was a story between the two of you, I would believe all the sweets on the Internet hahaha.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: Let's discuss it first, the director can't let us cheat again in this issue.

[Qian]: I agree very much. The director asked me to try wearing women's clothes again.

[stone]: I agree very much, idiot, a marketing account took the video of me washing dishes last time and said that I was confused, and I had to make a living by washing dishes, but someone really believed it. My mother called me the other day and told me that our family There are five acres of land, the big deal is not to eat the food of the entertainment industry, and I don’t have to go out to wash the dishes when I go home to farm. I explained to her all night.

[Love me, please give me money]; Candle.jpg

[One hundred thousand volts]: Candle.jpg

A few people finished the group, did not discuss any useful news, so they had to give up and wait to see what the program group arranged, but the common goal of several people was not to be fooled by the program group anymore.

Because he didn't know what he would encounter in the show, Gu Wei poked Jiang Xun's private chat.

[Love me, please send me money]: Jiang Xun, see you then!

[Husband]: Remember to rush over when you see your husband.

[Love me, please give me money]: No problem!

In order to exaggerate the horror atmosphere of the show, the variety show started recording at night. Gu Wei spent the whole afternoon sitting in the dressing room, watching the makeup artist toss his hair and makeup.In the evening, the makeup artist finally finished her work.

Gu Wei got up too early in the morning, and now he was so sleepy that he closed his eyes. After hearing what the makeup artist said, he opened his eyes in a daze, and heard Mu Yue's exclamation.

"Weiwei, your ancient costume look is too good-looking." Mu Yue was very surprised.

"The face is beautiful, and the facial features are also exquisite. You are born to rely on your face for food. You look good without makeup, and you are also amazing after applying makeup." The makeup artist kept praising, "Brother, you can take on some ancient costume scenes in the future."

"My younger brother's acting skills are also very good. He was praised by the crew director a few days ago." As Gu Wei's assistant, Mu Yue was very happy.

Gu Wei raised his head and looked in the mirror. The young man in the mirror was a bit unfamiliar yet familiar. He was wearing a blue and blue ancient costume, and his hair in a high ponytail showed a neat youthful look. It flutters gently in the wind, and it is indeed a beautiful ancient costume shape.

The stylist pulled him aside to take pictures, and asked him to sit on a rock and look at the sky with a blade of grass in his mouth. According to the arrangement of the program group, the costumes of the guests will be posted on Weibo at the same time as the recording of the program begins. .

It has been half a year since Mu Yue started working after graduating. She has seen countless good-looking faces in the circle. She thinks she has long been resistant to beauty, but she did not expect to be with the little hedgehogs today. Ahhh the urge.

"I think your fans will cry with joy when you post this photo." Mu Yue said confidently.

"Is it really so beautiful?" Gu Wei was not sure.

"Looks good." Mu Yue couldn't help but took a photo and sent it to the manager, "You never know how good-looking you are."

The agent quickly returned a message to Mu Yue: "Yes, I will consider accepting costume dramas for him in the future."

"Brother, the future is bright." The makeup artist also said the same.

"It's getting dark." The director began to issue a notice, "All the guests confiscated their mobile phones and prepared to enter the venue. Be careful not to let the guests hide things. We don't have enough funds to provide food. If you want to eat, go find it yourself in the venue."

Director Zhang received photos of several guests in costumes in the car, and looked at them one by one, sometimes with a smirk, sometimes pleasantly surprised, until he saw the last one, and finally sighed: "Gu Wei did not ask for nothing."

"Why are you feeling emotional again?" The people in the director's team heard Director Zhang feel emotional countless times during this period.

Director Zhang pointed to the photo and said: ""Wandering Together" can't discover the value of him, and can only go further and further in the direction of black and red, but I can, just wait, we can let netizens see a different character in this episode of the program. Same Gu Wei."

"Give me the phone." The staff member asked Gu Wei, "Didn't you hide anything else?"

Gu Wei shook his head: "No, absolutely not."

The staff did not suspect him, and asked the follower to follow Gu Wei. The car drove under the palace wall and let Gu Wei down.The sky gradually darkened, the palace lanterns gradually turned on, and soon, only Gu Wei and his two followers were left on the road.

His identity this time is the young master of a minister's family. It is said that the palace will look different when it gets dark recently. He decided to investigate the truth about the palace's haunting.The young master, who didn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, arrived at the downstairs of the palace wall and didn't know how to get out.

"Do you know the way?" Gu Wei tried to communicate with the follower, there were walls all around, the road was empty, and when it was quiet, it was quite creepy.

Follow-up 1: "..."

Follow-up 2: "..."

Silence is gold.

"Do you know where Jiang Xun is?" Gu Wei lowered his voice, "Or Shi Xinyan will do."

Follow up and continue to be silent.

Both of them were wearing black clothes, almost blending into the night, Gu Wei inexplicably had the illusion that he was the only one on the road.

He could only walk forward aimlessly, knowing that he heard a faint ringing of a bell.

A group of people in white clothes came lightly towards him, and the leader still held a string of silver bells in his hands.

Gu Wei: "..."

Knowing that this was a clue, he still wanted to run away. The director team actually found so many extras, no wonder they always said that the funds were insufficient.

So he silently followed the group performers, hoping to find clues to enter the palace.However, this group of people just walked aimlessly around the city wall, ringing the silver bell in their hands over and over again, and when they saw a certain red lantern for the third time, Gu Wei finally realized something was wrong.

Gu Wei: "..."

He walked around the palace wall three times.

Thinking about it now, it seems that every time this team passed by a place, they would ring the bell one more time. That place should be where the gate is.

"He finally found out." In the monitoring room, Director Zhang raised his forehead, "Every time the group performers go around, they need to pay more."

After going around the palace wall three times, the group performers in heavy clothes clearly showed a tired expression on their faces.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Gu Wei hurriedly apologized, "Thank you for your hard work."

The leading group performer handed the bell to Gu Wei, and spoke his lines: "Go, go and take her home."

"Who do you take? Who do you want to take home?" Gu Wei did not get more clues, and the extras staggered away.

He stood at the gate of the palace wall, and the vermilion gate opened in response to the sound. The moment the gate opened, Gu Wei seemed to hear a scream from a not far away direction. The sound seemed to be Shi Xinyan.

Jiang Xun didn't know where it was yet, so Gu Wei decided to go to the direction where the voice came from.

There are guards on the inner side of the palace wall, Gu Wei tried to ask for directions, but the guards ignored him, and handed him a lottery to draw lots.

"What is this?" Gu Wei was worried that it was another trap arranged by the director.

"The road ahead is long, the young master needs a mount." The guard said.

"Wow, there is a means of transportation!!!" Gu Wei was happy, "Can I have a horse?"

Regardless of whether he can ride or not, a young man in ancient costume riding a horse can always arouse many beautiful reverie.

"Draw lots first." The guard was unmoved, "There are horses and donkeys, depending on luck."

Gu Wei randomly drew a lot and handed it to the guard for interpretation.

"Go and bring the mount to the young master." Guard 1 ordered.

Guard 2: "Yes."

5 minutes later--

Gu Wei was dumbfounded.

Gu ran away.

Behind are two follow-ups chasing and running.

Behind the beat were two guards by the door, one of whom was holding an alpaca in his hand.

"I don't want it." Gu Wei protested.

"If you don't take it away, it will count as a mission failure." The director's voice came into Gu Wei's headset, "If the mission fails, just exit the recording."

Gu Wei: "You did it on purpose."

There is no way to retreat, Jiang Xun is still waiting for him.It was not easy for the two of them to be in the same frame, and it was impossible for Gu Wei to let go of this opportunity.

Gu Wei had no choice but to take the alpaca from the guard's hand. He didn't know where the director team found it. The weight of this alpaca obviously exceeded the average level of the population, and he didn't know He was chewing something, and his eyes were very disdainful, seriously slowing down Gu Wei's progress.

"Director Zhang, I won't take you to deceive people like this." Not only did Gu Wei not get a vehicle, but he also got a burden. Not only did he not dare to ride, but he was also afraid of being spit on by the alpaca.

"Take two steps." Gu Wei urged, holding the rope, "Take two steps quickly, please."

After struggling to move hundreds of meters, the sound of Shi Xinyan's screams got closer and closer. It seemed that the program team was also working hard to get the guests together. Gu Wei simply stood where he was and waited for Shi Xinyan to come over.

One minute later, the screams got closer and closer, and Shi Xinyan, who was being chased by a group of female ghost npcs, appeared at the end of the road.

Gu Wei: "..."

The variety show director of T.ATW was dressed in the clothes of a eunuch, and ran all the way in his direction.

"Ahhhhhhh Gu Wei!" Shi Xinyan was chased for a dozen blocks by the group performers who played female ghosts as soon as he entered the venue, and now he finally saw a normal person.

"Hey, Eunuch Shi..." Gu Wei tried to stop him, "Be careful..."

Shi Xinyan: "Huh?"

Because Shi Xinyan rushed too fast, he bumped into the alpaca beside Gu Wei who was already on the verge of fury, so——

The alpaca next to Gu Wei looked very disdainful: "he~tui!"

Shi Xinyan, who thought he had successfully escaped danger, was spat all over by the alpaca.

"What is this?" Shi Xinyan looked at the animal with particularly contemptuous eyes in disbelief.

"Sacred beast..." Gu Wei said, "Why don't you hold on for a while?"

"It was still set up by the director." Shi Xinyan and the alpaca stared at each other.

On the other hand, the group of npcs who were chasing after Shi Xinyan saw the bell on Gu Wei's hand, they backed up and disappeared.

"Your string of bells seems to be a very important prop." Shi Xinyan said, "The question is where are the others?"

"Why don't we try shouting a few times?" Gu Wei suggested.

"Okay, let's call while walking." Shi Xinyan cleared his throat, and roared into the night sky, "Is anyone there???"

Gu Wei: "Is anyone around?"

There was no one, and the surroundings were quiet, and it seemed to make no difference what to shout.

The two people led the alpaca and shouted while walking. Since there was no response, the two people's shouts gradually let go of themselves, and they found an inexplicable sense of refreshment in this shout.

Shi Xinyan: "Gu Wei's game special dish!!!"

Gu Wei: "Shi Xinyan sells his teammates!!!"

The follower continued to be silent, the silence around them made people bold, the two gave up hurting each other, and turned to cueing others.

Shi Xinyan: "Chi Yunkai is so stupid!!!"

Gu Wei: "Director Zhang is very pitiful!!"

Shi Xinyan: "Fu Zhi likes earthy music!!"

Gu Wei: "Luo Chenxuan ate my snacks!"

The two gradually got pleasure from this shouting.

Shi Xinyan suddenly sighed again: "Ah, it was too much for me to wash so many dishes last time, I..."

So, the plate made Gu Wei think of the previous variety show, Jiang Xun, and Jiang Xun's nasty talk about asking him to kiss other places a few days ago.

Gu Wei's brain became hot, and he blurted out: "Jiang Xun is a big hooligan!!!"

The sound spread farther and farther above the empty film and television city.

In the distance, Jiang Xun, who had just forcibly snatched a horse from the director's team, heard the voice of his own child.

Jiang Xun: "..."

Gu Wei didn't know what he had experienced, so he shouted quite excitedly.

The content of the call went all the way from condemning his teammates, condemning Director Zhang, and finally to himself.

"I'm a hooligan?" Jiang Xun said to himself, "Then you are so rare."

That being the case, let's come a few more times in the future.