Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

"Brother, your hearing is really good." Gu Wei tried to find a favor for Jiang.

"Don't dare to take it." Jiang Xun said, "My Weiwei's voice is really nice, you can call me more in the future."

Gu Wei was very uncomfortable being touched by Jiang Xun. He didn't know the situation of the video and radio, he didn't dare to move around, and he didn't dare to speak loudly, so he could only beg for mercy in a low voice.

"I...was wrong." Gu Wei tried to redeem himself, "I shouldn't have spoken to the night sky with my true feelings, I shouldn't have brought my personal emotions into the variety show."

"'I was wrong', recall for yourself, I have heard it too many times." Jiang Xun was unmoved, "In the future, you apologize, and I will pay my debt."

It's really emotional, no matter how much time has passed, Gu Wei owes a lesson to him, it hasn't changed at all.

Gu Wei: "..."

He hasn't caused trouble for a while, and he was a little panicked for a while.

"Don't move around." Jiang Xun threatened, "It's not like you don't know my sexual orientation."

Gu Wei didn't move, but he was wronged, don't they have the same sexual orientation.

Jiang Xun will react, so why doesn't he react? Whether it is Jiang Xun's actions or Jiang Xun's words, he actually has no resistance.

However, this matter is indeed his fault, and he can only let some reasonable person bully him in various ways.

In the monitoring room where the variety show was recorded, Director Zhang was distracted by the real-time feedback data.

"Where are Gu Wei and Jiang looking for people?" Director Zhang asked, "Why did you record a variety show and even record the guests?"

Staff 1: "Report to the director, I lost my run, and the camera and drone are chasing me."

Staff 2: "Report to the director, Jiang Xun seems to have turned off the microphone, but Gu Wei hasn't turned it on yet."

Director Zhang: "..."

If there is a problem, there must be a problem with these two people. If there is no problem with these two people, he will perform handstand and sing.

He may be the first director in history who can't find a guest.

"Hurry up with the drone." Director Zhang urged, "What are these two people doing?"

"I caught up right away. We found a car for the follower." The staff member said, "Ah, and also, Shi Xinyan can't get up and down the roof, maybe I need someone to help."

"Hurry up, Bei is not nearby, let him go and fish for a mission." Obviously it is a well-designed variety show, but Director Zhang feels like he is leading a wave of brats, the plan can't keep up with the changes, after all, he didn't expect it when designing Some people would run to the roof, and they didn't expect Jiang Xun to abduct Gu Wei.

"At that time, I won't cut this section for a second." Director Zhang said angrily, "I'll see how Jiang Xun wants to make it happen."

On the other hand, Jiang Xun reluctantly let go of Gu Wei after he finished "be worthy of the name", and helped Gu Wei tidy up the somewhat messy neckline.

"Director Zhang has a good eye." Jiang Xun said, "Your costume looks really good."

"The drone is catching up." Gu Wei whispered.

"Then continue recording the program." Jiang Xun stretched out his hand, turned on the wireless microphones of the two of them, and made a silent gesture to Gu Weibi.

Gu Wei: "You..."

No wonder Jiang Xun was so daring just now, the camera and radio didn't keep up, no one knew what happened except the two of them.

"Director!" The staff excitedly said, "Jiang Xun and Gu Wei's radio has resumed."

Director Zhang was pleasantly surprised: "Come on, let me listen."

The voices of Jiang Xun and Gu Wei reached the director's ears.

Jiang Xun: "Have you heard about my mission?"

Gu Wei: "I heard that, you want to make that princess lose her soul."

Jiang Xun: "Where's yours?"

director:"???"

The two men were actually discussing the task in a serious manner.

Impossible, Jiang Xun abducted people so far just to discuss the mission?

Director Zhang knew it was wrong even if he thought about it with his toes.

Although Gu Wei was a little dizzy by Jiang Xun, he still remembered his mission and position. He said, "I have the same mission as you."

"Really?" Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei nodded.

Seeing that the follower finally caught up, and the recording of the show continued, Jiang Xun didn't let it go: "Then since the task is the same, I'm going to the main hall now, Weiwei will come with me."

Gu Wei: "..."

Gu Wei: "Okay... ah."

He couldn't reveal his mission, so he had to act with Jiang Xun first.

The two of them finally put back the headsets and wireless radio mics, and Director Zhang confidently released a new task——

Director Zhang: "Everyone has a token representing their identity. If you find the token of the opponent and throw it into the pool in the main hall, it will be regarded as the failure of the mission of the opponent. Just hand it over to the princess."

Director Zhang: "In addition, there is another guest who is responsible for cleaning up the idlers in the palace, that is, the supervisor. His purpose is to eliminate everyone. Once the token falls into the hands of this person, it will be regarded as a mission failure."

Director Zhang's words reminded Gu Wei of his bell and the sachet Shi Xinyan picked up. If this is the case, then there must be something on Jiang Xun's body. Jiang Xun should be an opponent, not a supervisor. If he throws the token he found into the pool, then he will be half successful.

What will Jiang Xun's token be?

Jiang Xun hugged Gu Wei in front of him, took the reins of the horse, and headed towards the main hall, followed the camera and continued to shoot, everything returned to normal.

The experience of riding a horse is very novel, but Gu Wei is thinking about the task, and the whole person is a little absent-minded.

"What are you touching?" Jiang Xun's voice came from behind him, "Gu Wei, what are you doing grabbing my pants?"

Gu Wei: "..."

Of course I was secretly looking for tokens!

"Hand slipped." Gu Wei said blankly.

Jiang Xun laughed and didn't pursue further.

The main hall is right in front of you. Jiang Xun got off his horse and stretched out his hand to pull Gu Wei. Gu Wei grabbed Jiang Xun's hand and jumped off the horse. Surrounded by antique buildings, both of them were dressed in ancient clothes, and one was ignorant of the world. The young master, a high-ranking prince, against the backdrop of the surrounding scenery, makes people really have the unreal feeling of turning back time and space.

Such a scene, the surrounding photographers were also stunned.

Director Zhang in the monitoring room couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Here's a moving picture, and we'll use it later in the announcement. With their faces and this scene, our variety show will definitely explode. Is it right to hang up "Wandering Together"?" If there is a problem, everyone fight for it, we want to be the number one variety show in the same period.”

The appearance is enough, and the guests are also stalking. Director Zhang suddenly felt that the money was not wasted, and Jiang Xun helped out of friendship, so he didn't need to pay.

However, Director Zhang remembers that Jiang Xun was invited to several programs before, but Jiang Xun did not agree. Song Jingxi said that he has no thought for the entertainment industry, so this time, Jiang Xun is willing to help, probably because of other reasons ——

Director Zhang thought of Gu Wei.

Director Zhang: "..."

understood.

Gu Wei saw Shi Xinyan and Bei Ke from a distance, Bei Ke was dressed in a general's attire, and his appearance was very dignified.

"Gu Wei!" Shi Xinyan stood at the door of the main hall and waved to Gu Wei, "Come here!"

Gu ran away before running away, but was carried back by Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun: "Why are you running, isn't it that our tasks are the same?"

Shi Xinyan: "..."

It's over, the teammates were detained.

Gu Wei had no choice but to follow behind Jiang Xun, and several people entered the main hall together.The main hall was illuminated by lanterns, and there was no one on the throne in the center. The moment the four guests stepped into the main hall, the candles in the hall lit up, and there was a pool in the center of the main hall.

"Director Zhang spent a lot of money." Shi Xinyan sighed.

"I have a question." Gu Wei said, "Where is Qian Yining?"

Bei Ke shook his head: "I came all the way and found Shi Xinyan on the roof."

"Let's see what the director arranged first." Jiang Xun glanced at the pool in the center of the hall.

"Please take a seat." The eunuchs and maids who played the roles came up to several people and invited them to sit down on the seats on both sides.

"Is there something to eat?" Shi Xinyan was excited, "Director Zhang, I've been hungry all night."

Gu Wei sat down cross-legged next to Jiang Xun, watching the maids coming and going in the hall filled the tables with all kinds of dishes, the lights in the hall dimmed for a moment, and suddenly there was another person on the empty throne.

The actor who played the role of the emperor said: "Today is a guest, I invite you to a banquet, and witness the resurrection of the princess with me."

The group of strangely dressed group performers broke into the hall and continued to complete the process of "calling on the soul", and the strange singing came to everyone's ears again.

"What are they singing?" Gu Wei asked Jiang Xun.

"I probably listened to it, and it seems to be like this." Jiang Xun explained to him, "The princess died of illness, the king had no interest in political affairs, and was busy summoning the soul, so he set up a ban in the palace wall, and detained the soul of the princess in the palace."

Gu Wei understood, that's why the group of people he met outside the palace wall told him to take the princess home, the meaning of going home was to leave the palace, Shi Xinyan had the same mission as him, they wanted to save people.

Jiang Xun's identity is the prince, and he wants to prevent the summoning of the soul, and directly let the princess's soul fly away.

Then, among Bei Ke and Qian Yining, there is one person who will be the supervisor who can eliminate everyone.

Before Gu Wei thought about it, the maid had already placed all kinds of delicacies in front of him and Jiang Xun, and poured wine into the wine bottles.

"Can this be eaten..." Before Gu Wei could finish his sentence, he saw the group of court ladies in front of him take out a silver needle from the tray, and they were going to test the wine for poison, and the performance was very realistic.

Gu Wei: "..."

Afraid of what to come.

It's over, and I'm going to be called impolite again.

He just felt a little dizzy and wanted to back up, but Jiang Xun helped him up first and covered his eyes.

"Don't be afraid, it's okay." Jiang Xun's voice reached his ears, "No one will hurt you, it has been taken away."

The little girl in the group was startled, Jiang Xun nodded at her, motioning her to take the silver needle away.

"What's wrong with Gu Wei?" Director Zhang hurriedly asked, "Are you feeling unwell, can you continue recording?"

"I'm fine." Gu Wei shook his head, the feeling of dizziness had disappeared, replaced by a long-lost sense of security, the part of emotion he was missing was finally filled in the moment Jiang Xun coaxed him in a low voice on.

"Ah, a needle." Shi Xinyan came to his senses, thinking of what happened in the dormitory before, "By the way, the director, we have never felt dizzy after looking at sharp things!"

"How...how did you know?" Jiang Xun's reaction just now was really beyond Gu Wei's expectations.

He only told Jiang Xun that he had been mildly depressed, but he didn't have time to tell Jiang Xun that he was still afraid of sharp things. Jiang Xun knew what he was afraid of, and blocked his sight in time.

Jiang Xun seemingly inadvertently brought him closer to him, turned off the microphone, put down his hand covering his eyes, and said to him, "Weiwei, I know a lot about you."

"Then I'm not as good as you, I'm not working hard enough." Gu Wei also turned off the microphone, leaned over, and said in Jiang Xun's ear, "Jiang Xun, I also want to know more about you."

He is not brave enough to stand by Jiang Xun's side.

"Okay." Jiang Xun said, "After recording the show, open the room to find out, and I will have an in-depth exchange with you."

Follow-up 1: "..."

Follow-up 2: "..."

Xunshen's car was so fast that they couldn't keep up.

Gu Wei: "..."

He wasn't dizzy anymore, his heart was beating faster now, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Shi Xinyan and Bei Ke, who didn't hear the two people talking on the opposite side: "???"

What happened, the people on the opposite side were still.

"Really." Jiang Xun has not let go of Gu Wei, "As long as you think about it, we will have a story."

Jiang Xun looked back and followed the camera: "Director Zhang, please cut these two sentences, thank you."