Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Treat customers with a lot of patience and indulgence.

Gu Wei adjusted his tone, and greeted the big customer first in a way he thought was extremely cordial——

[Love me, please send me money]: Baby, is that you?

[Love me, please give me money]: Cute.jpg.

[One hundred thousand volts]:? ? ?

Gu Wei: "..."

The big client replied to him with three question marks in seconds.

As expected of a major customer, a primary school student, he is so cold, he can't even accept a warm greeting.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: Do you know who I am?

[Love me, please send me money]: You know, didn't you agree, let you add me, I've been waiting for a long time, but they didn't tell you?

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: ...Say it.

On the sofa, Jiang Xun's hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

No mistake, what is going on with Gu Wei's style of painting.

On the other hand, Gu Wei decided to be straightforward and directly cut to the point.

[Love me, please give me money]: Tell me, boss, how much do you plan to give?

[One hundred thousand volts]: What do you mean?

[Love me, please send me money]: You know what I do, and it's not the first time you've been looking for me.

[Love me, please send me money]: You should know the basics, so I won’t go into details.How long do you plan to pack here?Do you want to experience it for a week first, or pay a monthly or yearly subscription?

[One hundred thousand volts] pack what?

[Love me, please give me money]: Me.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: Me, including you?

[Love me, please give me money]: Yes.

Otherwise, do you still have a next home?

Still want to find other power leveling?

Don't even think about it.

Gu Wei stared at the screen and smiled confidently. He is very good at chatting, and he will definitely help Chi Yun's small online store get off to a good start.

In Jiang's villa, Jiang Xun was dumbfounded looking at the chat interface on his phone.

What does Gu Wei do?

Gu Wei, the lead dancer of the top boy group T.ATW, is doing anything besides business.

Call him baby, call him boss, and ask him how long it will last.

Is it—

"Good boy" is here, are you looking for a benefactor?

Jiang Xun is not a tactful person, he asked on the spot if he had something to say.

[One hundred thousand volts]: Do you regard me as a benefactor?

[Love me, please give me money]: Don't you?

Primary school students = big customers

big client = boss

Boss = gold master

So this person can also be said to be the patron, logically there is no problem.

In order to reward himself for his business spirit comparable to that of a ghost, Gu Wei allowed himself to drink an extra cup of milk tea tomorrow, just one cup without adding sugar.

Jiang Xun followed the WeChat ID, clicked into Gu Wei's circle of friends, and saw Gu Weichen's message at a glance——

"The early worm gets eaten by the bird, hum."

With the picture, Jiang Xun is angry and hates people.jpg.

Jiang Xun saw his emoji.

It was a picture of him being snarky when he was conducting at the RU World Invitational Tournament a while ago. It was photographed by the audience and made into a slapstick emoticon package. It was also a hot search on Weibo at the time.

In addition, in Gu Wei's circle of friends, there are many photos taken when he went to watch the game. The people next to him seem to be members of his same group.

Although the "good boy" is not good, it seems that he is really his fan.

A well-behaved child is actually looking for a financial backer. He looks quite skilled, and even his WeChat name is asking for money.

It's wrong to find someone to take care of, and the little fans owe education.

Jiang Xun switched back to the chat interface.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: Honestly, how long have you been doing this?

Does power leveling depend on qualifications? It is so difficult to greet elementary school students these days, so Gu Wei responded to the message with a heartbeat.

You need qualifications, right? Let me give you a big blow.

You need experience, right? I'll give you a blast.

[Love me, please send me money]: It has been several years, don't worry, the business will not let you down.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: Are you... very short of money?

[If you love me, please give me money]: It’s missing, but it’s missing, if it’s not because of the lack of money, who would do this job, it’s hurting your body.

"Who are you chatting with?" Jiang Ying was holding a coconut and a straw in his mouth, and saw Jiang Xun on the sofa in the living room.

"A bad boy who looks good but is not good and lacks education." Jiang Xun didn't take his eyes off the phone screen.

"If you don't sleep at night, who are you kidding?" Jiang Ying was confused, turned her head and left, "Go to bed early, brother, let me see if you have to fly to Europe tomorrow, I'm going to bed, early tomorrow morning It's filming."

"Understood, you should go to bed early." Jiang Xun continued to chat, and picked up the cup on the coffee table to drink water.

[One hundred thousand volts]: You also know that it hurts your body. How many clients have you taken?

[Love me, please send me money]: That’s quite a lot, at least a hundred or eighty.

[Love me, please give me money]: Work hard.jpg.

Jiang Xun didn't swallow a sip of water, and choked himself to cough wildly.

One hundred and eighty, I can't tell.

How old is Gu Wei this year?

Gu Wei waited for a long time, the phone finally vibrated, and received a new WeChat message——

[One hundred thousand volts]: They are all animals.