Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Gu Wei stared at the phone in a daze, chatting well, why did the elementary school students start scolding other customers?

The way is really wild.

Seeing that the backyard of Chi Yunkai's customers was about to catch fire, he decided to persuade him.

[Love me, please send me money]: Baby, don't say that, you are essentially the same as them.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: …

[One hundred thousand volts]: I am being abrupt, or you are more transparent.

The sleeping pills helped, and Gu Wei's eyelids began to fight, but the business has not yet been settled.

[Love me, please send me money]: I'm going to bed, I'll tell you about the specific package tomorrow, you should go to bed early too.

[One hundred thousand volts]: I...

[Love me, please give me money]: You can't stay up late, you will be spanked by your father if you stay up late.

Gu Wei couldn't keep his eyes open, the phone slipped from his hand, and he closed his eyes before turning off the light, so he didn't see the "the other party is typing a message" on the chat interface that lasted for more than ten minutes.

In the Jiang family's villa, Jiang Xun looked at the chat interface of the mobile phone and laughed angrily.

God damn dad, this is still playing, isn't it?

Good boy, really not good at all, very social.

Jiang Xun bowed his head, and spent ten minutes in the chat input box from the moral and health aspects, explaining to Gu Wei that it is wrong to seek a benefactor, and express his intention to protect fans by the way.

But after thinking about it, Jiang Xun finally deleted this large piece of news.

No matter whether it is good or bad, it is the life that Gu Wei chose. Although he regrets it, he will not interfere in the end.

after all--

Idols should stay away from the lives of fans!

Gu Wei was woken up by the alarm clock at four o'clock in the morning, rushed into the company's car, drove all the way to the airport, got on the plane at six o'clock, and flew to a small country in Europe, where he was going to participate in a variety show The recording of the fifth issue of "Wandering Together".

Gu Wei's sleep is not good, he will wake up at night and always feel sleepy during the day.

He leaned on the back of the first-class seat, and drowsily took out his mobile phone to look at it. Yesterday's big client seemed to have not woken up.

The chat between the two still stayed on the sentence of being spanked by the father, and the big customer seemed to be scared away.

Gu Wei bowed his head, typed a few words on the phone, and decided to coax the client.

[Love me, please send me money]: Boss, I'm busy today, if you want how long you want to pack, you can tell me, and I will give you a quotation.

[Love me, please give me money]: Smile.jpg.

Their boy group is top class. Although he, the lead dancer and rapper Chi Yunkai is often hacked, but anyway, everyone is popular, and there is some enthusiasm. Gu Wei doesn't know why Chi Yunkai wants to set up a power leveling studio in a whimsical way.

The big client hasn't arrived yet, and there is no news for a while.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Assistant Mu Yue asked, "Is someone chatting with you so early?"

Gu Wei carried the phone back and shook his head: "It's nothing."

The fifth episode of the variety show was recorded in a small town in Northern Europe. The town is quiet and comfortable, and many people choose to come here for vacation.The director quickly released the task. The seven guests were divided into groups and received the task. They searched for their own task NPC in the small town and completed the task of checking in at the attractions.

The director confiscated the guest's mobile phone and wallet, and did not give a map of the town. Gu Wei had no sense of direction, so he just wandered around the streets of the town, followed him without saying a word, and took pictures of the surrounding scenery.

"Gu Wei." A voice came from behind him, it was the guest of the same period, Jiang Enyuan.

Gu Wei turned around and smiled at Jiang Enyuan. He really doesn't have a sense of variety, and he doesn't like talking to strangers, so what he just shows is his truest side.

"Want me to be with you?" Jiang Enyuan asked seemingly friendly, "Your English is not good, can you be alone?"

Gu Wei looked at the surrounding cameras, pursed his lips and said, "No need, my English is ok."

He didn't need to think about it, but when this variety show was broadcast, not only would he be criticized for not being social, but he would also be scolded for being brave because of his low education.

The matter of Gu Wei dropping out of school before will be brought up by several marketing accounts to talk about it.

Both of them are traffic stars who became popular for singing and dancing. In addition, they had an unpleasant experience before. Whether they are melon-eating netizens or marketing accounts, they like to compare the two together. .

Gu Wei didn't pay attention to Jiang Enyuan anymore, he took his follower and walked to the other side of the town, the scenery here is very beautiful, he didn't want to live up to the scenery in front of him for such a little unpleasantness.

However, not long after, it started to rain in the small town. The rain in this small town was endless, and the weather suddenly became a bit cold. Gu Wei took out his folding umbrella from his backpack, and waved to him. I held up an umbrella for my follower and found a place to hide from the rain together.

The camera was still recording, and Gu Wei put away his umbrella under the eaves of a house.

"I feel like I'm going to hide here for a while." Gu Wei said to himself, "I'm sorry, my camera must be boring, let you accompany me to watch the rain under the eaves."

Although he knew that when the show was broadcast, his part would basically not be kept, Gu Wei still apologized very earnestly.

As he spoke, he closed his umbrella.

It is said on the Internet that most people will have a magical operation. When closing the umbrella, they will poke themselves in the stomach, because poking someone else's stomach will result in a beating.

Gu Wei was one of these people. He leaned against the door of the cabin, absent-mindedly took an umbrella, and poked the handle towards his waist.

Today's umbrella is extremely difficult to close, Gu Wei didn't even think about it, he took the handle of the umbrella and wanted to poke at the wall behind him.

He failed to close the umbrella. Instead of poking the wall, he poked something softer than the wall. At the same time, he seemed to hear the creaking sound of the wooden door.

Gu Wei: "?"

So the question is, what exactly is he poking?

The big brother who followed the camera stood in place, but his expression looked a little weird, as if he wanted to laugh, but didn't dare to laugh.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Gu Wei turned around and froze in place.

His traditional action of retracting the umbrella poked someone else.

At some point, the door of the hut was opened from the inside, and someone came out from the inside, just standing behind Gu Wei slightly to the side.

Gu Wei panicked, he is not short, and the person who came was taller than him, which means that the place he poked happened to be someone else's...

It's my little half-life.

Gu Wei looked down at the folding umbrella in his hand, the umbrella was not put away, but man, it should be firmly poked.

To say it doesn't hurt would be a lie.

All men understand.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Gu Wei hurriedly apologized, "I didn't know there was someone behind."

When he looked up, he just saw the man's face and froze in place.

Gu Wei: "Hey, you're not that..."

That snarky emoji that he usually loves to post, and the e-sports god that his brothers in the same group like very much, seems to be called...Jiang Xun?

Jiang Xun and his team members had just won a World Championship, and they happened to come to this small town in Northern Europe for vacation. As soon as they put down their luggage in the hut, Jiang Xun heard from the team members that someone was carrying a camera outside the door.

Jiang Xun originally planned to come out to check the situation, but he almost broke his dignity for the rest of his life as soon as he opened the door. Fortunately, he reacted in time and dodged a little later.

Jiang Xun caught a glimpse of the bodyguards and followers around him, as well as the logo on the camera, and immediately understood that this was recording a program.

The little star who caused the trouble had a soft voice, which sounded quite sincere. Jiang Xun was not too angry at first, and planned to let it go.

But at this moment, he saw the face of the little star——

It's Gu Wei.

The bad boy who asked him on WeChat last night whether to pay monthly or yearly.

The little fan who often posts his emoji in the circle of friends.

The evidence that the bad boy forced him to make grass powder last night is still in his mobile phone.

I stayed up all night yesterday to finish writing a small essay on ideological education that was not sent out, and it is still in Jiang Xun's heart, ready to come out.

Since today happened to happen, Jiang Xun didn't plan to stay away from the fans' lives.

You can't engage in ideological education for young fans, it's always okay to scare them.

"Do you know where I went wrong?" Jiang Xun asked with interest.

"Ah?" Gu Wei didn't expect him to ask such a question, and when he thought of the stupid thing he did just now, his face blushed unexpectedly, "I apologize."

Why is the expression pack so fierce.

"Just apologizing is not enough." Jiang Xun said deliberately, "You have to know where you are wrong."

Seeing the blush on Gu Wei's face, Jiang Xun found it even more interesting.

This kid was still saying last night that he is experienced enough to have 80 or [-] people, so why is he still blushing now?

"I'm sorry." Gu Wei thought for a while, and it was indeed his fault, so he sincerely apologized, "I hurt you, I'm sorry."

"It hurts." Jiang Xun said, "Little friend, what are you going to do?"

Gu Wei blushed: "How about, why don't I take you..."

Gu Wei wanted to say, why don't you stop recording the show first, and take this emoji to the hospital to have a look, don't get into trouble, and you won't be able to produce small emojis in the future.

As a result, before he finished speaking, the other party lowered his head slightly, stretched out a hand to press against the wall, blocked him to the wall, and opened his mouth next to his ear: "How about... you can give me a blow. "

"You, you, you..." Gu Wei was caught off guard by hearing such a sentence, and was so frightened that he couldn't speak coherently, "Why are the emoticons still playing hooligans?"

It was still raining outside, Gu Wei ran away without turning his head, forgetting that he was recording a program, and even forgot to hold up his umbrella, a group of ignorant followers and bodyguards chased after him, leaving behind a ignorant Jiang Xun .

Emoticons?

hooligan?

What do you mean?

Didn't you let him call you dad when we were chatting yesterday?

So the question is, who played the hooligan first.

This question has no answer yet, but——

Three days later, as soon as the trailer for the fifth issue of "Wandering Together" was broadcast, the two were immediately co-signed and sent to the trending searches.