Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Jiang Xun clearly saw his purpose, hugged his waist and lifted him out of the chair: "I found that your courage is getting bigger and bigger."

The weather in early autumn is only slightly cool. Gu Wei is wearing a white sweater. After such a toss, the misplaced white sweater can no longer cover his waist, and the white skin on his waist is just like this. In the cool air of the autumn night, Jiang Xun's fingertips inadvertently brushed it, bringing a trace of warmth.

Gu Wei's begging sound became tiny and soft when he didn't notice it himself. He was busy protecting the mobile phone in his arms, and even Jiang Xun's hand slightly increased the strength, but he didn't notice it at all.

The two were arguing vigorously, and when their teammates came in, they happened to see this scene in their eyes.

West: "You guys go first."

West: "I'll come back later."

West yelled into the next room, "Coach, why don't you train us a little longer."

Gu Wei heard the voices of other people, and then realized that the fight between the two just now was obviously a bit ambiguous in the eyes of others. He was distracted for a while, and the mobile phone fell into Jiang Xun's hands. The other party grabbed Jiang Xun before he could react. Hold his right hand and press the fingerprint lock on the fingerprint key of the phone——

The remarks on the WeChat page, as well as the previous chat records, were just exposed.

The remark is a dirty adult, and the profile picture is the familiar Pikachu. Jiang Xun's own WeChat account is presented under his nose in such a way.

"Dirty adult?" Jiang Xun laughed, and shook the phone screen at Gu Wei, "Then what are you?"

Gu Wei thought for a while: "A simple adult?"

Although they have the same sexual orientation, he has never had the twists and turns of emoticons.

"Very good." Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei and commented, "The kid has learned to talk back."

Just as Gu Wei was about to refute, he saw Jiang Xun reaching out and pinching his cheek.

"Change it back for me." Jiang Xun threatened.

"Change, change, change immediately." Gu Wei nodded repeatedly, reaching out to try to pick up his cell phone.

"Wait." Jiang Xun changed his mind and raised his hand. Gu Wei sat on the chair, couldn't reach the phone, and looked up at Jiang Xun innocently.

"Sit down." Jiang Xun stretched out his other hand and pressed it on Gu Wei's shoulder, "I'll change it for you."

Gu Wei had no choice but to sit on the chair, waiting for Jiang Xun to hand the phone into his hand again——

He looked at the two words on the top of the screen and was almost speechless. It was his fault. Well, what notes did you change to the emoji? It's fine if you change it, and it happened to be seen by me.

Why does Jiang Xun know everything?

"This...does not conform to the objective facts." Gu Wei whispered.

"Then wait for you to work harder and turn it into an objective fact." Jiang Xun said.

Gu Wei: "..."

Why are emojis so unreasonable.

He decided to wait until the emoji was gone, and then secretly change it back.

After all, Gu Wei felt that as long as he caused trouble quickly enough, Jiang Xun would not be able to trouble him.

"Does it hurt?" Jiang Xun asked, the commotion just now left a faint red mark on Gu Wei's wrist.

"It doesn't hurt." Gu Wei shook his head.

"Brother, don't you still want to broadcast live?" Gu Wei reminded.

It was 11:30, and Jiang Xun's live broadcast room had already hung up the notification of the live broadcast.

"You figure it out yourself, how many times have I let you go." Jiang Xun pushed Gu Weilian's chair aside, found another chair and sat down.

"Then let me go one more time." Having caused trouble so many times, Gu Wei has learned to bargain.

"You have a good idea." Jiang Xun logged into the live broadcast room, unpacked a bag of snacks for Gu Wei, and handed it to Gu Wei, but his tone was still fierce, "One day I will ask you to settle the score, and you will cry. "

Someday, not today, the alarm will be lifted.

Gu Wei has become more and more courageous since he discovered that the emoticons are actually quite nice people.

"Do you want to eat?" Jiang Xun picked up the oranges on the table. The oranges were brought by Xiong Zai from home. There were several on everyone's table, but no one ate them.

As soon as Jiang Xun finished peeling it, a paw stretched out from the side, took away the whole orange in his hand, and returned only a small petal to lie in his palm.

"Hmm... so sour." Gu Wei narrowed his eyes.

Jiang Xun looked at such little friend Gu, and four words inexplicably appeared in his mind, proud of being favored.

It's just that the person concerned didn't notice it at all, and while rubbing his cheeks, he complained about the sour oranges just now.

Gu Wei held the milk tea and snacks that Jiang Xun had bought for him, saw Jiang Xun clicked on WeChat before the broadcast, found Jiang Ying, put a compressed package in the dialog box, and clicked send.

Gu Wei: "?"

On the other side of the city, after filming a night scene, Jiang Ying just rolled around in the mud, with mud all over his head and body.The assistant handed him the mobile phone, which contained the message Jiang Xungang had sent him, and it looked like a compressed file.

[One Hundred Thousand Volts]: Yellow Map.zip

[Big Claw Crab]: Damn it!

[Big Claw]: Thank you brother!

Jiang Ying happily carried her mobile phone, found an empty corner on the set, decompressed and opened the pornographic compressed package sent by his brother late at night.

The overwhelming yellow flooded Jiang Ying's sight. At that moment, there were hundreds of high-definition and uncensored pictures of Pikachu in his mobile phone.

At the same time, he received a second message from Jiang Xun.

[One hundred thousand volts]: Well, no thanks.

Jiang Ying: "???"