Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

"I'm betrothed, betrothed to you."

The drunk person on the other end of the phone stumbled when speaking.

"What to order?" Gu Wei rubbed his eyes, endured the drowsiness, and turned on the phone screen. The time was 04:30 in the morning.

The person on the other end of the phone hecked twice, was quite drunk, and said vaguely: "Son, I just got engaged to you. A good marriage is definitely a blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes."

Gu Wei opened the curtains and looked at the dark night sky outside, feeling that he should have done a lot of bad things in the eight lifetimes that the other party said.

It's as small as stealing chickens and dogs, as big as killing and setting fire.

In the middle of the night, did he book a ghost for him?

"Dad... tell me the truth, how much did you drink?"

At 04:30 in the morning, the chickens are still dreaming, and Gu Wei doesn't want to discuss this out-of-the-box engagement issue with the drunk.

His father, Gu Cai, is a screenwriter. When he wrote the script, he was a crazy critic and ignored the outside world. Now that he asked, it was probably because the one at hand was finished, and he remembered that he had a son.

"Not much, not much." Gu Cai pouted, "Just two bottles of white, mixed with some beer, son, dad is happy, I finally found someone to take care of you, my colleague, you know, her son Just like you, I don't like little girls either."

"Dad, be more sober." Gu Wei bald the flowers in the vase by the bed, "Your son, I am a traffic star, do you understand traffic? I will get confused when I am in love."

He is the main dancer of the popular top boy group T.ATW, a small third-tier traffic star, the traffic is not bad, and he catches a bunch of black fans.

He just relies on such a little traffic to make a living and let him fall in love, that is——

Cut people's fortunes, kill their parents.

What's the difference between his father asking him to get engaged and committing suicide.

"You're all black fans, you're already muddled." His father didn't like this.

"A black fan is also a fan, who makes me dislike it." As a third-tier traffic star, Gu Wei has a clear understanding of himself, "Tell me the truth, who are you engaged to?"

Gu Wei has sufficient evidence to suspect that this engagement object does not exist at all.

"It seems, what is it called Xun." Gu Cai was drunk and couldn't remember, "It seems like a kid who doesn't do business properly. His mother said that he doesn't make much progress by playing games every day, but he is a nice person."

He smokes, drinks, burns his head, but he's not a bad boy.

The logic of the drunkard is touching.

"Hurry up, refund me." Gu Wei ruthlessly refused, "We have no love in traffic."

"Let's add a WeChat chat later, beautiful love is waving to you~" Gu Cai's voice was cut off at the other end of the signal, and Gu Wei didn't hear this sentence.

Gu Wei hung up the phone, it was [-]:[-], this beautiful love that fell from the sky made him unable to sleep at all.

It was close to five o'clock, Gu Wei clicked on WeChat, found their group's WeChat group, and sent a few good morning greetings.

[Love me, please give me money]: Early, early!

[If you love me, please send me money]: You should also be full of energy today!

It didn't arrive at five o'clock, so naturally no one in the group responded.

Gu Wei drank a glass of water, and felt more and more that he couldn't get up so early for nothing, so he opened Moments, edited a good morning message, and brought a emoticon package commonly used in group chats, Cheers.jpg.

Several brothers in the group followed the games of a certain team, became fans of Jiang Xun, the e-sports god, and even organized a group to watch Jiang Xun's games. A lot of emoticons.

Probably because I have been single for a long time, even looking at an emoji, I feel pretty.

Gu Wei didn’t watch many games, and he went there a few times with his brothers in the group. He didn’t know Jiang Xun well, he just knew him, but he liked Jiang Xun’s emoticons, and he often used them when chatting and posting use.

"The early worm gets eaten by the bird, hum."

With the picture, Jiang Xun is angry and hates people.jpg.

"Brother." Someone chatted with him privately, "Wake up so early?"

This is Chi Yunkai, who is also a marginal member of the regiment.

[Love me, please send me money]: My dad committed suicide to give me a marriage, and I couldn't sleep.

[Shou De Yunkai sees the moon cake]: Then don't sleep, brother will show you something exciting.

[Love me, please give me money]: What's so exciting?

Chi Yunkai threw over a screenshot of a trending Weibo search.

Gu Wei quit WeChat and opened Weibo. Sure enough, he and Chi Yunkai were listed side by side on the hot search.

#顾微典艺感##池云开打c#

That's a thrill, it's a stone hammer.

Gu Wei was also scolded for grabbing the C position, he was not curious about this, so he poked his trending search, and the one that hung on the top was a video, which was an edited clip of the variety show "Wandering Together" that just aired .

It was a variety show that Gu Wei had been recording recently.

In the video, seven guests from the wandering group came to the streets of the ancient town in the south of the Yangtze River. They were penniless and had to complete tasks to get food. The task that Gu had not been assigned was to learn embroidery from an old grandmother in the ancient town.

In this clip, he buckled the embroidery on the table with his backhand, and ran out of the studio under the surprised eyes of the old man.

Subsequent accompanying text: It's too difficult, cry and cry.jpg.

After the latest episode of the variety show aired, this episode was immediately caught by Gu Wei’s black fans. The whole network blackmailed him for his low quality and disrespect for the elderly. The hardworking netizens forgot the hardships of 996, and worked overtime all night to make Gu Wei angry. hot search.

Netizen 1: You look at him like that. I’m afraid he didn’t do any work when he was a child, and he didn’t suffer. Is embroidery so difficult? He doesn’t want to pretend.

Netizen 2: Bah, relying on the popularity of the draft, sooner or later you will be confused!

Netizen 3: When will T.ATW disband, our captain, Fu Zhi, go solo, I don't want to see Gu Wei dragging my brother down with his disappointment.

A few small fans of Gu Wei's family were also mixed in with the scolding.

Netizen 4: There may be some special reason for the shooting problem. He is usually a very polite person, so editing like this is easy to cause misunderstandings. My younger brother is very warm. Please don’t misunderstand him.

Netizen 5: Little cutie has just turned 18, he still doesn't understand many things, we apologize, please be more tolerant towards Weiwei.

But this small group of fans who helped Gu Wei to speak up were immediately scolded by the angry netizens until they lost themselves.

Netizen 7: Passers-by, but Gu Wei's actions are really distasteful. Fans will be scolded obediently, don't wash the floor there, it will lose the popularity of passers-by, okay?

Netizen 8: That’s right, I didn’t say, what did the program group of “Wandering” think at the beginning, did they take a fancy to Gu Wei’s traffic? Gu Wei really doesn’t have a sense of variety.

This edited Weibo post by a certain big V has been reposted and commented on tens of thousands of times, and the fact that Gu Wei has no sense of variety has become a hot search.

Gu Wei turned off the Weibo interface and woke up completely. He got up to wash up. The eyes of the person in the mirror were red, obviously due to lack of sleep.After washing and getting dressed, he returned to the bed just in time to receive a call from his manager, Sister Zhao.

"Are you awake?" Sister Zhao said briefly, "Did you see the trending searches?"

"Wake up, Miss Zhao." Gu Wei's voice was a little nasal, "I'm sorry."

The child's voice was soft, and he didn't have a temper. Zhao Ya couldn't vent her anger in an instant: "The car is downstairs in the dormitory, you hurry down, the shooting time for the magazine cover was an hour earlier, Mu Yue Waiting for you in the car."

"Well, got it, thank you, Sister Zhao." Looking in the mirror, Gu Wei simply scratched his hair, put on a coat, and rushed downstairs.

The studio where the magazine was filmed was by the river, a nanny car parked beside the building, and two people wearing sunglasses came down, followed by a group of bodyguards.

"Brother, don't you need to train today?" Jiang Ying took off his sunglasses.

Jiang Xun shook his head: "No, I just finished the game last week, and the team will go to Europe for vacation tomorrow, and today there is an exclusive interview with a professional player."

Jiang Xun, the captain of the FPS game "Code" professional game star team TMW, led the team to win many honors in the professional league, with tricky style of play and decisive command, he is called "Xun Shen" by netizens.

The location of Jiang Xun's interview was to pass by the studio of the magazine, where shooting activities were going on. Jiang Xun originally planned to go around without taking his eyes off it, but he heard his younger brother Jiang Ying click his tongue in a strange way.

Jiang Xun: "?"

"At three o'clock." Jiang Ying pointed to the front, "See, that's my opponent, and there are more scandals than me."

Jiang Ying has an opponent, and Jiang Xun knows about it, but he is usually busy with team affairs, and the entertainment circle is full of darkness, so it has nothing to do with him.Now that we ran into each other today, Jiang Xun looked in the direction Jiang Ying pointed.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun stopped in his tracks.

The "opponent" that the younger brother said was shooting for the cover of an e-sports magazine. The starlet was wearing a camouflage uniform with two coats of oil paint on his face, leaning against an armored vehicle, and carrying a sniper rifle prop on his shoulder. All kinds of cameras around him flashed non-stop.

Jiang Xun's first impression was that the little star's eyelashes were quite long, which made the original peach blossom eyes a little more charming, good-looking but not tacky, with delicate lips, and the slightly raised corners of the mouth looked very obedient.

The little star looked at the camera, carrying the heavy prop gun on his back, trying to make a "sharp" aura according to the photographer's request.

In Jiang Xun's view, the little star is not only not fierce, but also fierce.

"You're promising." Jiang Xun raised the corners of his lips, "Can all underage children be your opponent?"

"It's been a month, okay?" The irascible brother Jiang Ying was not convinced, "They are all born after 00, but he looks small, and he usually looks good, and has more scandals than me."

Jiang Xun was noncommittal.

"What's his name?" Jiang Xun asked casually.

"Gu Wei, the Gu who looks back, the Wei of the future." Jiang Ying said, "I went to take a photo, and I was ranked behind the other party."

Gu Wei's eyes were so familiar, it reminded Jiang Xun of a game from long ago.

At that time, their team had just won seven consecutive victories, and their teammates pointed to a person in the audience to show him——

"That kid has been here for the past few games and has been staring at you. He must be your fan."

The child wore a hat and a mask, and wrapped himself up tightly, but the exposed eyes were so beautiful that Jiang Xun stared at the auditorium for a long time.

Jiang Xun has never forgotten those eyes.

Seeing that his brother hadn't moved for a long time, Jiang Ying stepped back, pointed at Gu Wei, and made a summary: "So, brother, remember this face, this is your younger brother and me, Jiang Ying's opponent, my opponent What is it, from now on in the entertainment industry, either he will die or I will die."

Jiang Xunruo nodded accordingly: "You die."

Jiang Ying was stunned, pointing at herself with a frightened face: "I'm dead?"

Who is your brother?

"Unfortunately, I have to wrong you." Jiang Xun raised his chin in Gu Wei's direction, "That kid seems to be my fan, and I will protect the fan."