I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

When asked by Gu Ye, the man froze for a moment in embarrassment, and then nervously explained: "I was so tired that day, I fell asleep sitting on the edge of the bed so tired. Master Gu, you have to believe me, everything I said It's the truth!"

"If you lie to me, you are deceiving yourself and others. Just be responsible for your own life." Gu Ye's eyes darkened, "You add me on WeChat, take a selfie for me, and I'll see if your life is in danger now. "

In less than a minute, the other party added Gu Ye's WeChat and sent a selfie. The person in the photo, Gu Ye, only glanced at it, and replied indifferently: I don't have time for the past two days, you wait for me on Saturday night Go again when you have time.

The other party asked anxiously: Master Gu, does that mean that my life is not in danger for the time being?

Gu Ye replied: I can't see clearly in the photo.

Gu Ye didn't answer any more questions from the other party, and called Xie Cheng: "I can see from this person's face that this person is a typical unworthy descendant, a treacherous generation, and his parents did not support them when they were alive. If you don’t bury them afterwards, your children’s obligations will not be fulfilled.”

Xie Cheng scolded: "Don't save this bastard!"

"Let him suffer for a few days. I promise him to go and see it on Saturday. No matter what, I have to go there. The old lady's body must be found. It is a crime to hurt innocent people."

The man couldn't contact Gu Ye, so he contacted Xie Cheng, and Xie Cheng also told him: "You only have time on Saturday, you have to live bravely."

These words made Fu Ximing's heart that was just a little more at ease suspended again, so it would be difficult for him to survive?His wife asked anxiously, "Did the master say when he will come?"

Fu Ximing said angrily: "Say it's Saturday, these masters are talking like crazy, so they don't know how to worry!"

When his wife heard this, she immediately wanted to cry, "Then how do we spend the night? Your mother comes back tonight, what should we do? Why don't we go and don't live in this corner of the mountain."

"Do you think I don't want to leave? If we leave, people in the village will poke our spines and scold us?"

Fu Ximing has a son and a daughter. Now the two children are also afraid. The little girl is more hypocritical, "I don't want to live in this poor place. There are bugs and mosquitoes here. I want to go home."

His son is also fed up here, "I want to leave too, there is no food or drink, and the mosquitoes are still swarming, I am going crazy!"

When the mother saw the child protesting, she tentatively asked, "Why don't I take the child back first?"

Fu Ximing said angrily: "No one can leave? If you leave, I will be scolded as well?"

"Are you afraid that others will scold you? Don't be afraid that we will die! You are already like this, what reputation do you care about?"

The couple quarreled at home. The small courtyard of the farmhouse is not soundproof, and neighbors passing by can hear it. Several old ladies standing on the street chatting shook their heads when they heard this, "This is not a conscience, don't say it. A daughter-in-law is not filial, and a son is not good."

"The old mother is over 80, and she was left to live alone in her hometown. She died at home a few days ago, and no one knew about it. Until the third day, Dachun next door found that she hadn't gone out. She was afraid of accidents, so she went to take a look. It was found that the door was ajar, and his mother died at the door, and the body stinks on such a hot day."

"The most irritating thing is that the villagers helped his mother change his clothes and waited for his funeral. He didn't come back until the next day, and his wife was still wearing a pair of little red shoes. She deserves to be a fucking corpse, so take them away together! "

"Really cheating on the corpse? Could it be that he didn't want to spend money on the funeral and was buried secretly?"

"Who knows, it's better not to give birth to this kind of heartless person! If Wenwen was still alive, her mother wouldn't have to suffer so much."

"Wenwen is a filial person, but it's a pity that she died earlier than her mother. It is said that she bought an insurance policy for her mother when she was young, and she has paid for it for a long time."

"I reckon, even if there is, the insurance money will not reach the old sister-in-law, or she is living so hard."

……

While the old ladies were talking, Fu Ximing's daughter-in-law came out with two children and luggage. The old ladies stopped talking, and the woman left without even saying hello.

Fu Ximing was the only one left in the house. He didn't have much popularity, so he felt that the temperature in the house had dropped a lot. Now that the old mother's body has not been found, he may come back to look for him at night. He can't sit still at home. After smoking two cigarettes, he went out, planning to ask a few people to help him find it before it was dark.

In the end, no matter what he said, the people in the village said that there was no time. One was people who were afraid of fraudulent corpses. What should I do if I bite?Second, they looked down on Fu Ximing and refused to help him.Fu Ximing had no choice but to wander around boldly, not daring to go to too remote places, so he ran home and hid before it was dark.After closing the door, he held a fishing net and huddled in the corner tremblingly.

After feeding the mosquitoes for half the night, there was no movement outside, and Fu Ximing was also sleepy, wondering if his mother would come tonight or not?Just as he was beating drums in his heart, he heard a shrill meow, Fu Ximing's whole body tensed up, his nervous heart suddenly rose to his throat, his face turned pale with fright, and he tightly grasped the net in his hand.

Immediately afterwards, there was a knock on the door, three long and two short, hearing this, Fu Ximing burst into tears, it really came!The old mother is back!

With a "squeak", the door was pushed open vigorously from the outside, and an old lady with a cat's face moved in from the outside with stiff limbs. As soon as he turned his head, there was a clicking sound from his neck, a pair of emerald green cat's eyes shone with a strange light in the dark night.

Fu Ximing was about to pee out of fright, gritted his teeth and stood up tremblingly from the corner of the wall. Before his mother found him, in order to survive, he mustered up the courage to jump out and put the fishing net on his mother.The old lady's thin body was completely surrounded by fishing nets, and she couldn't break free for a while.Fu Ximing tied his mother into a rice dumpling with all his strength, and said tremblingly: "Mom, I beg you to stop making trouble! You will be safe in the ground, do you know? There was indeed something wrong with my son before, but I am your own after all, tiger poison You don’t even eat your son! I promise that I will kowtow and burn paper for you every year and festival in the future, so that you can live a good life there, please! Close your eyes!”

The old lady stopped struggling suddenly. Fu Ximing thought that his mother had listened to what he said, and he was overjoyed, and then persuaded: "Mom, I'll give you... ah!"

Before he finished speaking, Fu Ximing was thrown away by a strong force. The old lady tore a hole in the fishing net on her body with her sharp nails, and looked at him with fierce eyes. Fu Ximing was so frightened that he rolled Crawl, run out of the house, and shout while running: "Help!!!"

The neighbors around were all woken up by the scream, "Isn't it...he's back again?"

"Oh my god, is it really a scam?"

"I always thought he said that on purpose to save money for the funeral."

"Tell our mother that we can't let her go out to play tomorrow. What if we meet her and bite her?"

"Turn off the lights and close the door, it's scary!"

……

Fu Ximing yelled for a long time, but no one came out to help him. The green eyes of the old lady seemed to be equipped with radar. No matter where he hid, the other party could find him. If it wasn't for his slow movements, he would have caught him a few hundred years ago. time.

As soon as Fu Ximing was discovered, he kowtowed to his mother frantically and apologized. Unfortunately, no matter what he said, the old lady would face him with a cat face and bared her teeth angrily. Can leave a claw mark.

Fu Ximing ran around all night, although he was not caught by the old lady, but he was terrified. When it was almost dawn, the cock crowed, and the old lady took a deep look at him and hid again. stand up.Fu Ximing collapsed, his pants were wet, and he was lying on the grass exhausted, not knowing where he went or how to get back.

Exhausted, Fu Ximing fell asleep on the grass for two hours in a state of exhaustion. He was woken up by a passer-by, who was startled, "I thought I encountered a dead person, so I almost called the police."

Fu Ximing got up with a broken face and figured it out, yes, why didn't he call the police?If you are ashamed, you will be ashamed. If you lose your life, are you still afraid of spreading it?

Not long after, two old policemen came. They were not too young. After listening to Fu Ximing's story, they looked at each other, and they both saw speechlessness in each other's eyes. "What age is this? Scam?"

Fu Ximing pointed at his face, "I'm not joking with you, you can see that I am in such a mess that I was chased by my mother!"

The old policeman asked slowly: "You are Fu Ximing. I've heard of you. You were quite unfilial when your mother was alive."

Fu Ximing couldn't hold back his face, and said anxiously: "I won't say anything else, I will report to the police that my mother lost her body, and you can help me find it!"

"Okay, just wait." The police uncle recorded it for him, "Let's go back and call someone, you should find it yourself first."

The two police uncles went back and said that the people in the police force felt that it was new. It was the first time for them to find a corpse, or a corpse that ran away by themselves.The police force really couldn't find any idlers, so they arranged for two intern policemen to help them find them together with the two uncles. As a result, they couldn't find them all afternoon.

After what happened last night, the doors of every house in this village were closed tightly, fearing that the old lady would run into their house, and no one dared to help find them. Seeing that it was getting dark again, Fu Ximing refused to let the police leave. "If you leave, I will be killed by my mother!"

The young policeman couldn't help it anymore, "Are you delusional? The corpse turns into a cat and kills you. You...you should go to the hospital for a checkup."

The police force has a lot of work, so there is no time to waste manpower on such irrelevant cases as him, and they have to write a report when they go back. They left a sentence of "I will look for it tomorrow." and left.

Fu Ximing's spirit was on the verge of collapse, and he had been tormented for two days without a person's appearance. That night, as expected, the old lady came back again.There were still three long and two short knocks on the door. Tonight's movements were no longer so rigid. I almost caught Fu Ximing several times. Fu Ximing couldn't hold back, so he ran out of the village that night. How many steps can be counted, 1 minute Don't want to stay here.

Gu Ye calculated that the time was almost up, and something would happen if he continued to toss, so he drove to pick up Xie Cheng, drove this way, and contacted Fu Ximing on the way, "We are going to your hometown now, you go back and wait, don't run around .”

Fu Ximing ran dozens of miles in one night, and his car was driven away by his wife. He had no location, no navigation, and ran wildly for half the night in a panic. He didn't know where he was. When he went back, he sat on the side of the road collapsed, hugged his hungry stomach, and cried loudly, "This is playing me to death!"

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It was the first time for Xie Cheng to ride such a cool sports car, and he found snacks in the car, humming a little song happily while eating, "Your dad, didn't you scold you? Your old man is more rigid than my master, he didn't say Are you extravagant?"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Ask the truth! My dad thinks this car is too sexy. I still go to school. I can just buy a scooter. Let me throw it in the basement. He bought me a Land Rover. I can drive it." I go to play in the mud, and if it breaks, he will give me a new one. In short, driving this kind of car is like some kind of unscrupulous rich second generation, the kind who just go racing to pick up girls."

Xie Cheng gave a hand while eating snacks, "Land Rover... for transportation?"

Poor people who can't afford a car really can't understand the thinking of your rich people!

Gu Ye said happily: "Fortunately, my mother is protective, saying that this car is not worth 500 million, and it's not that expensive. It's not that it can't be earned, why can't it be spent? According to my mother's preferences, this car is too plain, it should be Dyed red, or colorful, that's called pulling the wind."

Xie Cheng ruthlessly tore apart Gu Ye's two packs of snacks, and ate his food reserve with the arrogance of beating a local tyrant, "A rich and noble lady has such different preferences from us, hehehe."

Gu Ye glanced at him, "You leave me a bag of potato chips, this is my favorite."

Xie Cheng grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing with puffed cheeks.

Gu Ye had an impulse to throw him down!

"Is Elder Tang in good health recently?"

"Fortunately, he can't walk, his mobility is limited, but his brain is very sharp, and the nanny pushes him out for a walk every day." Xie Cheng said with a smile: "He goes to the park every day to play chess with a group of old men and becomes the park chess king!"

Gu Ye was amused, "It's good, just come back with your life."

Xie Cheng also thought about it, "As far as he is alive, he should be filial and leave no regrets."

It was almost noon when the two arrived at the small mountain village where Fu Ximing lived. Xie Cheng had already eaten his fill of snacks, and said with emotion: "The air here is so nice. I didn't expect that there is such a leisure place in the imperial capital. There are mountains and waters. , suitable for building a resort.”

Gu Ye took out a bag from the trunk, "Eat lunch first, I will be busy in the afternoon."

"Damn it! You're hiding the stock!" Xie Cheng saw the canned food and boxed lunch that Gu Ye took out, "You even brought rice!"

Gu Ye laughed, "My mother was afraid that I would not be acclimatized, so I asked someone to do it in the morning."

Xie Cheng couldn't eat anymore, so he regretfully took a box of canned donkey meat and ate slowly, "A child with a mother is like a treasure, and a child without a mother is like grass."

Gu Ye smiled, "Your heart is for your heart."

Xie Cheng sighed, "This is because there are too many sons like you who are caring and not caring."

Gu Ye knew that he was talking about the person who was going to be saved today, so a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Let's talk after eating."

The two of them had just finished their meal when they saw a man staggering back from the entrance of the village. He was about 40 years old and his face was sallow. When he saw a sports car parked at the entrance of the village, he subconsciously took another look. Gu Ye opened the car Looking at the visitor critically, "You are Fu Ximing, right? I'm Gu Ye."

"Master Gu?!" Fu Ximing didn't expect the legendary Master Gu to be so young. He looked in the car again, with a cynical expression on his face, his face suddenly sank, "Are you really masters?"

"Don't believe us? Bye bye~"

"Don't go!" Fu Ximing blocked the way anxiously, "Two masters, save me! As long as I find my mother's body and let her be buried, I will agree to any conditions!"

It was hot outside the car, Gu Ye was blowing on the air conditioner, he didn't want to get out of the car to talk at all, so he talked to him in the car: "We can help you only by telling the truth."

"I must be telling the truth. I'm already like this. Why are you lying to me?" Fu Ximing looked at himself. He was so embarrassed that he could no longer see the original color of his clothes. He was hungry and hot, and his eyes were blurred. After getting the food and water in the car, he licked his chapped lips, and said pitifully, "When I came back, my mother was gone, and the dead cat of her was lying on the bed. I doubt that, It was the cat who made her cheat her body, and her face turned into a cat's face."

Gu Ye pouted, "Tell the truth."

Fu Ximing was in a hurry, "It's just that I met a cat with a fake corpse! I'm telling the truth!"

Gu Ye asked indifferently: "Since we know that cats will make people raise their dead bodies, why is there no one to keep watch in the middle of the night? Even if it is a dead body, not all corpses can be raised up. Only when there is strong resentment and unwillingness before death will the dead body be raised." What did you do to make your old mother so dissatisfied?"

Fu Ximing wiped his sweat in embarrassment, and explained with a guilty conscience: "A few days ago, my mother called me and said she was not feeling well, and asked me to come back. She's angry."

Xie Cheng couldn't stand listening, and scolded: "That is to say, your mother may not die when you come back!"

Fu Ximing had a pale face, and he didn't dare to speak out even after being scolded.

Gu Ye continued to ask him: "How long has it been since your mother died before you came back?"

"Here, at that time I just..."

"Fart!" Xie Cheng pointed at his nose and scolded, "You came back at that time, why is no one guarding the spirit?" Because Tang has aged a lot since his old age, Xie Cheng knows very well what it would be like for an elderly person to be left alone In the end, you will have to be filial.

Gu Ye pressed Xie Cheng's shoulders to calm him down, "Fu Ximing, if you don't tell the truth, we can't help you. You must know what made your mother angry. After you learn that your mother is dead, you go What did you do?"

Fu Ximing was stunned for a moment, and realized that Gu Ye was really a master, and he had already seen through him.

"Don't say?" Gu Ye sneered, "Then let's go."

"Don't go! Two masters, please help me!" Fu Ximing collapsed and almost knelt down, squatting on the ground covering his face, crying, "I still have children! I don't want to die! I was wrong! I said! My mother has insurance, which was paid for by my sister when she was alive, and I have always helped her get the insurance money! It’s thousands of dollars a month, and I..." Fu Ximing couldn't go on talking when he said this, " I listened to my daughter-in-law, and I feel sorry for her old man!"

Xie Cheng was disgusted, "So you didn't come back to collect your mother's body after receiving the news, and you went to collect the insurance money?"

Gu Ye asked in disgust: "When your old mother was alive, she didn't receive much money, did she?"

Fu Ximing was so embarrassed that he wanted to jam his head under the car, "She, she can't spend it either, I give her pocket money every month."

Xie Cheng cursed angrily: "Why raise you! A crow knows how to feed back, you are not as good as a bird!"

Gu Ye sneered and asked: "Have you heard an old saying that the old cat sleeps in the house and is passed down from generation to generation. If you treat your mother like this, when you get old, hmph."

Fu Ximing visibly trembled from the shock of this sentence, "No, it won't."

"Could it be your problem?" Gu Ye looked at the time and said indifferently: "It's not impossible to save you, but it depends on whether you can stand the trouble."

Fu Ximing's eyes lit up, "I can!"

"Call your wife back, and we will take responsibility for the mistakes together." Gu Ye looked at the other party with a cold face, "Your wife, I hope she is also a hard-working one, and she will bring back the old man's body at night. If you two don't express it, why don't you tell me?" To comfort the old man's spirit in heaven?"

Fu Ximing hurriedly called his wife. Naturally, his wife didn't want to come back, so they quarreled while talking.

Xie Cheng looked at the other party with disgust, "It's disgusting to save this kind of person."

Gu Ye's eyes turned cold, "Take a step back and let the old man go to the ground to rest in peace. Some people's lives are doomed when he dies."