I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Yu Ze pulled Gu Ye in, put his forehead on the center of Gu Ye's eyebrows, and asked happily: "Don't say anything before you come? I'll pick you up."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "I have a car and know the way, so I can come by myself."

The corners of Yu Ze's mouth curled up, and he asked meaningfully: "Come to recognize mother?"

Gu Ye said "Hey" twice, "Yes."

Yu Ze squeezed Gu Ye's face, "I'll deal with you in a while, you came to me suddenly, are you stimulated?"

Gu Ye pouted, "Why do you know everything?"

Yu Ze took Gu Ye's hand and led him to the living room, "I know it all the time, but I just don't want to say, have you had dinner yet?"

Gu Ye was wronged, "No."

Yu Ze asked distressedly: "What do you want to eat, I'll send it over."

"Drink some porridge, and have something light at night."

At this time, the non-human beings in Gu Ye's bag refused to enter the door because of the purple energy on Yu Ze's body. The ghost general stood on the third floor and waved to them. Several ghosts sat together, all of them were not talkative, and they were silent together. For several minutes.Yeli asked with a complex expression: "Is that my mother?"

Ghost general: "Yes."

The atmosphere was even colder than before, and it took Yeli a while to say: "Tougher than my dad."

The ghost general nodded, Gu Ye is considered to be a good tempered person, compared to Yu Ze's ruthlessness, Gu Ye is the little angel that people often say in the modern world.

Gu Ye felt that the ghosts had left and the meal hadn't arrived, so he put his arms around Yu Ze's neck and said with emotion: "I still have to do some ideological work for my dad, what if he doesn't agree with us being together."

Yu Ze said with a smile: "No, you can do your business with peace of mind, and I will handle this matter."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Of course I leave it to you when it takes time to think, I'm lazy."

Yu Ze smiled and hugged Gu Ye tightly, "Okay."

They haven't seen each other for a few days, they are both greedy for each other's temperature, and they leaned together until Gu Ye's meal came, and Yu Ze got up to prepare for Gu Ye's meal.Gu Ye grabbed his clothes and pulled him back, "Do you want to go out and run in pajamas? I can only watch you like this, sit down for me!"

Yu Ze sat down helplessly, watched with a smile on Gu Ye, who had turned into a vinegar bucket, and ran to serve the meal by himself, watching him dotingly drank a large bowl of porridge, "Don't you want to eat?"

Gu Ye wiped his mouth, "I'm full."

"Stay here tonight?"

"Well, I decided to come here on the spur of the moment. I didn't bring anything with me. Let me borrow one of your pajamas."

Yu Ze found two sets and asked Gu Ye to choose by himself. Gu Ye took a shower with a light-colored one in his arms, and jumped on Yu Ze's bed when he came back. He was wearing big pajamas, which were loose and very comfortable. The bed was requisitioned by me, you go to sleep on your side!"

Yu Ze couldn't laugh or cry, "Are you being reasonable?"

Gu Ye hugged the quilt tightly, "Don't talk!"

Yu Ze lay directly next to Gu Ye, hugged him tightly, and kissed him on the forehead, "I am a normal person, you lie on my bed, and you still want me to be a gentleman?"

Gu Ye paused with a smirk, and suddenly realized what Yu Ze meant.He is slow in this aspect, but he is also a normal man. Seeing the aggressiveness in Yu Ze's eyes, Gu Ye laughed dryly, "Both men...why are you not gentlemen?"

"You want to know now?" Yu Ze regretted the agreement he made with him at the beginning, "You are actually the same age as me."

"Nonsense!" Gu Ye covered Yu Ze's mouth to prevent him from speaking, "I'm only twenty! I'm still young! I'm still a baby!"

Yu Ze looked at him helplessly, could only hug him, looked at him with gentle eyes, and suppressed his desire.The one he loves delivered to his door on his own initiative, lying on his bed, but he can only watch, this is really a kind of torment.Yu Ze signaled Gu Ye helplessly with his eyes, hurry up to sleep, if you make trouble again, I can't help but eat you.

Gu Ye couldn't help laughing and rolled his eyes, Yu Ze let him do everything, how could he be willing to let go?This night, Gu Ye held onto Yu Ze's hand and didn't let go when he fell asleep, as if he was afraid that he would run away.God has loved him so much for arranging such a person for him.

The next morning, Gu Ye got up a little later, and breakfast was already on the dining table. He looked at Yu Ze with a perplexed expression, "You did it? Impossible!"

Yu Ze shook his head, it really wasn't him.

Gu Ye looked at the appearance of the breakfast, and immediately recognized it, walked to the window and asked, "Sister Hongdou is here?"

Yeli's toes hooked on the fence upstairs, hanging upside down like a bat, holding a Lingling in his hand, and said with disgust: "She's making trouble to look for you, and Sister Hongdou is here."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, really, it's a drag!

"Eat, Miss Hongdou made it. She made breakfast for us while you were in the bedroom."

After Yu Ze sat down, he said sincerely, "Thank you for your hard work."

Seeing that he didn't intend to resist, Gu Ye asked tentatively, "Do you care if you have a powerful ghost by your side?"

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, "What am I doing with a ghost, but I can't see it."

Gu Ye smiled, "I mean, if you couldn't see it, would you still keep the ghost by your side? It's a good ghost."

Yu Ze was sensitive to Gu Ye's intention to test him, and asked bluntly: "Is there a ghost by my side? You are very interested in that short sword, and you said sorry to that sword. Talk out the window."

Gu Ye was speechless and just wanted to ask: Are you still a person?

Yu Ze put the peeled eggs on Gu Ye's plate, "If you have anything to say, just say it."

Gu Ye smiled and broke the egg, returned the yolk to Yu Ze, and slowly told Yu Ze about the existence of ghost generals. Seeing that Yu Ze was only slightly taken aback at the beginning, his expression was very calm after that, Gu Ye I have to sigh again that Yu Ze's determination is absolutely world-class.He persuaded: "Don't drive him away, he has protected you for many years, although no ghost dares to approach you with your purple aura, but the sincerity of the ghost general is admirable."

Yu Ze said slowly: "I didn't want to drive him away."

Gu Ye was puzzled, "Is it true? You accepted it so calmly, but I can't believe it."

Yu Ze said seriously: "Really, I will meet him tonight."

Gu Ye nodded in disbelief, feeling unreal that the other party would concede defeat before he even punched with all his strength.

In the morning, Gu Ye accompanied Yu Ze to the company to deal with matters. At noon, the two of them still went shopping for vegetables, went home to cook, went to the movies in the afternoon, and walked home after dinner.Gu Ye inexplicably had the feeling of living a life, without too many disturbances and surprises, but unexpectedly steady.

As soon as he got home, Zhao Pengyu turned to Gu Ye: "I'll go play games with you, Xia Xiang wants to study!"

Gu Ye: I'm not at home

"Where?"

Gu Ye: "Your uncle is here."

"Goodbye~"

Gu Ye: ...I didn't say I wouldn't go back at night!Wait for me!

However, Zhao Pengyu couldn't live anymore.

Gu Ye was disgusted, "This big nephew is not calm at all!"

Yu Ze put his arms around him and turned on the TV. "Financial News" just started, and Yu Ze watched it very intently. Gu Ye watched it for a few minutes with the other party, and turned on the game boredly. To be honest, he didn't understand the "romance" of businessmen. .

After reading "Financial News", Yu Ze looked at the sky, "I can see the ghost general you mentioned at this time."

"Okay, first cover your purple qi, and then open your yin and yang eyes." Gu Ye fawningly grabbed Yu Ze's hand and shook it, "Except for the cat at home that can leave its body at any time, today's , I will also introduce to you the group of big babies I raised, there are a lot, that...you should be mentally prepared. "

Yu Ze knew that he raised some non-human beings, and had been in contact with them more or less, but they were all afraid of his breath, and no one dared to approach him.Now that Gu Ye wants to introduce it to him, Yu Ze is also a little curious, "Yes."

Gu Ye covered Yu Ze's purple aura, clapped his hands, and shouted: "Children, let's go downstairs to play!"

The first one to run was Lingling. The little girl had long wanted to get close to Yu Ze. After hearing Gu Ye's shout, she sensed that Yu Ze's purple aura had disappeared. She floated in happily and stood at a distance of more than two meters from Yu Ze. She looked at Yu Ze carefully, as long as Yu Ze's father gave him a look, she would rush over and beg for a hug.

It's a pity that Yu Ze is not usually indifferent and ruthless. He just nodded to her as a response. Lingling pointed at her shyly and asked Gu Ye for help. Should he go there?

"Oh, my daughter loves you, so you can hug her!" Gu Ye picked up Lingling and put it on Yu Ze's lap, "Tonight, my daughter's dream has come true."

Lingling covered her face happily, her little face was flushed, Gu Ye introduced: "She is formed by absorbing resentment, don't look at her cute, as long as she is around, no matter how much resentment the evil spirit has, it won't be able to make waves , she can drain each other dry."

Yu Ze didn't quite understand, so he praised the little girl: "It's amazing."

Lingling was so excited that she almost flew up, covered her face and kicked her legs, Yu Ze was speechless, she didn't know where she was boasting, and why the child reacted like this.

Immediately afterwards, other people came to the hall one after another, and Gu Ye introduced them one by one, "Sister Hongdou, you have seen it in the painting. Sister Hongdou takes care of my basic necessities, Miss Gentle. This is Tsing Yi, she can communicate with plants , Listen to the voice of nature. Temper..." Gu Ye coughed, and said seriously: "A good temper can also do it."

Yu Ze looked at Tsing Yi with a cold face, pretending not to see Gu Ye's words against his will, and nodded.

Gu Ye picked up the golden little fat man, "This is little fat man, that is the blackened ghost mantong, you have been purified and turned back to the original, daily work is to attract wealth and luck, and make good luck charms with Lingling, online Now it sells ten copies every day, and donates money to welfare organizations every day. This..." Gu Ye looked at the ugly hot eyes, and thought he was a cute ghost baby, and said sternly: "You go back to me!"

The ghost baby got into the cloudy baby aggrievedly, Gu Ye picked him up and shook him, and put it aside casually, "This...it's not important, it's just a cleaner. This dog," Gu Ye patted three heads one by one. The head of the dog, "This is the beast I raised. It is good at extreme tracking. If you lose something, look for it. It is called Gouya."

This dog aroused Yu Ze's interest. After looking at it anxiously, he found traces of needlework on the neck. Yu Ze immediately understood that this dog had suffered before he was alive, so he nodded gently without asking.The scope of Gu Ye's adoption has exceeded his cognition.

At this moment, Gu Ye looked at the door, "Where's the eldest son? Son?"

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, when did he have another eldest son?

Ye Li walked over indifferently with his bow on his back, Gu Ye happily introduced: "This is our eldest son, isn't he a handsome man, handsome?" Gu Ye pinched Ye Li's small face, "He's so handsome, why? So good-looking?" Upon receiving Yeli's disgusting look, Gu Ye smiled, "Handsome is not the point, the point is that the elder son has high martial arts skills, he can wear Yang with a hundred steps, and Yeli calls him Dad."

Yeli sullenly said, "Didn't you come to see mom?"

Gu Ye gave a "tsk", "Silly boy, you have to call him Dad if you are watching the client."

Ye Li cupped his fists and bowed to Yu Ze.

The corners of Yu Ze's mouth twitched. Before he knew it, he had already had both sons and daughters, and the actual age of his sons was that of his ancestors.

After the introduction, Gu Ye didn't see the ghost general, so he opened the window and saw that the other party was floating outside the window.Gu Ye waved to him, "Yu Ze wants to see you."

The ghost general obviously hesitated, Yu Ze came to the window with Lingling in his arms, his eyes met, the ghost general knew that Yu Ze could see him now, and there was no way to avoid him, so he knelt down on one knee in front of Yu Ze, with a look of listening to the emperor. look.

Yu Ze shook his head, "I don't know if I'm the person you're looking for, I don't remember you, it doesn't matter who I was in my previous life, it doesn't matter who I am now, you don't need to do this big gift."

The ghost general still knelt stubbornly, Yu Ze said helplessly: "Get up."

Then the ghost general stood up, lowered his head, and didn't say a word.

Yu Ze said seriously: "I thank you for protecting me for so many years, you have worked hard."

The ghost general was stunned, and realized what Yu Ze wanted to say next. Sure enough, Yu Ze said in a deep voice: "You can choose to live for yourself, and following me will ruin your ability. Either reincarnate or follow Gu Ye."

Gu Ye frowned and looked at Yu Ze, didn't he say that he should be driven away?Why don't you count your words?

Yu Ze patted Gu Ye's head with a smile, and said softly: "You will bring him to me. It's worthless to follow me, and it's too lonely."

Gu Ye immediately understood what Yu Ze meant. He was full of purple energy and didn't need the protection of the ghost general. The ghost general was full of skills, and he didn't realize his value at all by following him. Another thing was that he was lonely.Yu Ze couldn't see him, couldn't communicate with him, and his body was so purple that he didn't dare to approach him within three meters when he was below the level of ghost generals.The ghost general has spent the past ten years in loneliness, which is so pitiful.

After Gu Ye understood, he persuaded: "Brother Ghost General, there is no difference between following me and Yu Ze, just let me go."

Yu Ze discussed with the ghost general, "If you choose to stay with Gu Ye and live together in the future, can you please take them away from us, it's too crowded."

Gu Ye didn't think much about it, and nodded along. It was indeed a bit crowded visually, so they had to be separated.

The ghost general looked up at the non-humans who were looking at him by the window, and nodded bravely.Gu Ye jumped on Yu Ze's back happily, and urged: "Hurry up! Give me that broken sword! Don't regret it!"

Yu Ze reluctantly carried him on his back, went to the study, and took out the broken sword that had been repaired. Gu Ye collected a lot of strength, excitedly held the box around several times, and asked arrogantly: "Who else would dare Fight with me? Brother Ghost kills a child! Hahaha!"

Yu Ze looked at him dotingly, thinking, is it easy to hide such a capable ghost in antiques, since Gu Ye likes it, he can buy more antiques for him in the future.

After bringing the ghost general home, Gu Ye placed the broken sword in the most conspicuous position on the bookshelf, and set three incense sticks every morning and evening.If Gu Ye is busy and has no time, Hongdou will also offer incense and tributes to him. There is a huge difference in treatment between ghosts raised by people and ghosts left unattended.The ghost general doesn't have to run naked, and he has a place to breathe.Yu Ze also asked Gu Ye in private, would the ghost general adapt?After all, such a proud ghost may feel humiliated if it changes hands.

Gu Ye heheed twice, and told him: "I don't know how adaptable it is. Originally, there was not much difference between following me and following you. After I graduate, we will live together, and he will still be with us. Now, Sister Hongdou and the servant husband Serve him in the same way, the tribute is not the same every day, if he has a body, he can gain three laps!"

When Gu Ye said this, the ghost general was sitting outside Gu Ye's window, his whole body was stiff and he didn't dare to turn his head.

Next, Gu Ye and Xia Xiang worked hard to study in order to graduate as soon as possible. Spring passed quickly, and summer was the last sprint of this year. Gu Ye and Xia Xiang put Zhao Pengyu at home, and the three of them studied together until the summer vacation , the trio of male gods still lived up to expectations, and their results were among the best.At this time, Gu Ye and Xia Xiang had already finished previewing the textbooks for the first semester of next year.

Zhao Pengyu was going crazy, he wanted to be a salted fish, but his buddies didn't want to, if he ran to play, he couldn't keep up with them.Before the holiday, Zhao Pengyu packed his bag, stood at the door and made a poisonous oath: "If I go out to play again during the summer vacation, I will swim in the cesspit! One hour!"

Gu Ye and Xia Xiang looked at each other, both of them felt extremely sympathetic to him, Xia Xiang patted him on the shoulder, "I'm sorry, big nephew, your little aunt and I just wanted to tell you, we will go to see Teacher Yu, the teacher in charge of the high school tomorrow, I heard that There is a famous escape room near his house, we plan to challenge the five-star difficulty after watching him, and play overnight."

Zhao Pengyu: "...I'll strangle you to death!!!"

Xia Xiang was pinched back and forth, "You still want to go with us, right?"

Gu Ye patted his nephew's dog's head soothingly, "We'll wait for you to swim in the cesspool for an hour, come on~"

Zhao Pengyu just wanted to die with them both!

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On the second day after returning home, Gu Ye and the others bought some gifts and sat at Teacher Yu's house for a while.After retiring, Teacher Yu's temper improved a lot. When he saw the three most promising students come to see him, he was in a great mood. He asked them about their studies and asked them if they were looking for a partner.

The three of them shook their heads at the same time, they were all good babies, and Gu Ye received two pairs of contemptuous looks.

In the end, Teacher Yu still reminded them that no matter what time it is, they should not forget their original intentions, stick to their own way, and follow the right path no matter what they learn.Hearing the teacher's nagging again after more than a year, the three of them still felt very kind. After listening to the teacher's words obediently, they said goodbye to the teacher and teacher's wife, and the three of them went to have a crazy night.

When encountering three academic masters in a difficult game, one is thoughtful, the other is courageous, and the other is able to pinch and count, the three pass the level quickly.

The boss didn't believe in evil, and invited them to play another game for free, but they were still cleared by three people. The boss doubted life. Could it be that the game they designed was too simple?

Three boring people enthusiastically helped the boss change the game levels, and the changed boss was even more skeptical about life, "It's so difficult, won't my business really suffer?"

Gu Ye comforted the other party: "It's okay, don't worry, someone must have come here for the name!" While playing beautifully, Gu Ye's cell phone rang, and when he saw that the caller was Xie Cheng, Gu Ye frowned, feeling resentful. Trouble.

After the call was connected, Xie Cheng asked dissatisfiedly, "Why did you answer the call so late?"

Gu Ye was speechless, "Brother, look at what time it is, four o'clock!"

"Oh, don't people in our line of work just act in the middle of the night?" Xie Cheng laughed and didn't feel embarrassed, and said excitedly: "Hehehe, let me tell you something exciting. Someone came to us today and said it was him. Mom is going to kill him, are you free during the day, let's go and have a look together."

Gu Ye said disgustedly: "I only care about the dead, not the living, you go to the police."

"No, it's the fucking corpse, and the corpse ran away."

Gu Ye took the lollipop that Xia Xiang handed him, stuffed it in his mouth and said vaguely: "You dare to take it without investigating it. What is this mysterious thing?"

"It sounds mysterious to me, so I asked you to go and see it together. It's so exciting!"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Fake the corpse, kill your own son, there must be something wrong with it, that person didn't tell you the truth, right? How much will you pay?"

"I don't have much money, only [-]. I just want to see how to fake a corpse. I haven't seen a fake corpse. Is a fake corpse the same as a zombie? Have you ever seen a zombie?"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Calm down, seeing a zombie is not a good thing, you give that person my contact information, let him talk to me in the afternoon, don't rush to promise him when to come over."

Xie Cheng heard Gu Ye's meaning, and agreed without hesitation: "It's all right, I'll listen to you, take me with you when you go!"

Gu Ye was very skeptical that Xie Cheng came to him because he couldn't afford the ticket and wanted to take his car.

Going back to sleep until two o'clock in the afternoon, Gu Ye was woken up by a phone call. After answering the call, he heard a middle-aged man speaking weakly and trembling. He was obviously frightened, "Master Gu? Are you Mr. Xie?" Did you introduce Master Gu?"

Gu Ye yawned lazily, "Is your mother's body gone?"

"Yes! Help!" As soon as the man heard that Gu Ye knew, the man poured out bitterness: "I heard the news of her death, and I took my wife and children back to the funeral, but my mother's body disappeared, and the whole village searched for her. , nothing at all! When we suspected that someone had stolen her body, someone at the school at the entrance of the village said that the surveillance at the school gate took a video of my mother leaving in the middle of the night..." At this point, the man broke down and cried, "She , she has a cat face! Green eyes!"

Gu Ye's eyes widened in surprise, and he suddenly became sleepy. Is it so exciting?

"It's not just that!" Immediately afterwards, the man said something more exciting, "That night, she came back again, and she...she stood by my bed and looked at me!" The man became more excited as he spoke, crying With a trembling voice, she said, "She stretched out her cat-like nails, trying to strangle me!"

When Gu Ye heard this, he raised his eyebrows, "Your mother is dead, and the body is lost. Can you still sleep? You are not kidding me, are you?"