Very Happy

The program team piled a thousand catties of sweet potatoes on the drying dam before telling the guests the bad news. The program team will not help them transport the sweet potatoes to the city, and they need to figure out everything by themselves.

"The villagers here, when they go to the city to sell things, most of them choose to enter the county seat by themselves. The county seat is much closer to the place where you came here, at most ten kilometers away." The host smiled understandingly: "Of course , if you can think of a way by yourself, you don’t have to carry it yourself. By the way, I want to remind everyone that you can’t use your own money to call a car.”

"One thousand catties of sweet potatoes, divided equally between each of us, is a little more than 166 catties..." Xiang Zhen shook his head violently on the spot: "No, no, I'm a middle-aged uncle, and I can't walk ten kilometers with so many things."

Among the guests, Zhang Kui and Li Zhao were the youngest. They exchanged a look in tacit understanding, and they didn't speak even if they were killed.

"Brothers, let's think of a way." Xiang Zhen glanced at Li Zhao. Li Zhao was wearing a shabby coat borrowed from the village. He looked like a petite child who had been kidnapped and sold to a mountain village. He patted him on the shoulder solemnly. : "Xiao Li, as the face value of our team, the time has come for you."

After finishing speaking, he took off the borrowed coat from Li Zhao: "Brothers, carry him to the main road, in case a female truck driver sees his face..."

"No, no, I'm not selling myself!" Li Zhao turned around and hugged the stone mill next to the sun dam, screaming, "I won't go, I won't go."

The other guests rushed over to help Xiang Zhen lift him up, but...they didn't lift him up.

Program group: "..."

How many kindergarten children did they invite?

The director whispered behind the monitor: "It seems that Mr. Xiang Zhen likes this little friend Li Zhao."

Li Zhao joined the recording of the show halfway, and he is a newcomer in the industry, and he is not familiar with the other guests. Xiang Zhen's move not only filled the show, but also helped Li Zhao speed up his integration into the guest team.

"This kid is honest, and when he does things, he is full of energy." The director's assistant came over with his job bowl in hand: "Director, I think there are a lot of wonderful materials in this issue with Li Zhao."

The director sighed: "It's the style criticism of our editorial team, and it's almost harmed by him."

"Hi." The director's assistant took a bite of the big vegetable bun: "When did our editorial team have that thing?"

director:"……"

His assistant is a traitor sent by the guest group?

After laughing and laughing, the six guests sat cross-legged on the concrete floor of the dam without the burden of celebrities, scratching their heads and trying to find a way.

"How about I go and find out, who in the village pulls a truck?"

"It's already 08:30, and it will be too late when we inquire about the past one by one. The program must have communicated with the villagers in advance, so we can't just tell us the news."

"What's the matter?" A certain guest was so impatient that he even used his hometown dialect.

"I have a solution." Li Zhao patted his thigh: "Adults can't just tell us, children can help."

Having seen Li Zhao's methods of fooling children, Zhang Kui had some expectations in his heart: "Then let's try it?"

Soon they found a few children playing by the field. Before the other guests could speak, Li Zhao took the lead and said, "You two heroes, we meet again."

When the two children saw Li Zhao, they immediately surrounded him: "Strong man, why are you here?"

For children of this age, both parents are working outside and have no time to accompany their children.Therefore, it is easy for them to develop a good impression of young people who are willing to play with them.

"Recently I'm short of money, and I want to go to the city to sell some goods, but unfortunately I don't have a transport vehicle. Do the two heroes know which one has a transport vehicle?"

"What does it mean to be cash-strapped?"

"Hero, have you been distracted in class?" Li Zhao squatted in front of the two children, and smilingly took out two lollipops from his pocket, which he bought at the small shop at the entrance of the village: "Being ashamed is not enough." Money means, I can’t go home without money, do you think I’m pitiful?”

"It's really pitiful." One of the children looked at Li Zhao sympathetically: "Does your family live far away?"

"It's far away." I used to live alone, and I didn't know what it was like to be homesick.Ever since he had Yan Ting, a buddy who made him worry about eating, he began to have the habit of loving his family.

"The place where my parents work is also far away, and they can only come back during the Chinese New Year." The child was a little sad: "Is your family waiting for you to go back?"

Li Zhao smiled, peeled off the lollipop and shared it with the two children: "After eating this, remember to rinse your mouth with water, otherwise your teeth will become ugly."

"We know, the teacher said it." The two children were happy again after eating the candy: "Come with us, we will know who has a car."

Li Zhao held their hands from left to right, and chatted with them as they walked.

"Strong man, did your parents go out to work when you were young?"

Li Zhao paused: "They are very busy."

"Aren't you going home during Chinese New Year?"

"Yeah, I won't come back during Chinese New Year."

"Then you are so pitiful." A child took out a small red flower sticker from his pocket, and stuck it on the back of Li Zhao's hand: "This is for you."

"Little red flower!" Li Zhao looked at the child in surprise, "It's so beautiful."

"I got double hundred in the exam, and the teacher rewarded me." The child blushed a little from the praise.

"It turns out that you are still a hero with both civil and military skills." Li Zhao said with emotion: "You are really amazing."

"I also got double hundred in the last exam." Another child was not convinced.

"It turns out that you are all deep-seated masters. You are really disrespectful and disrespectful." Passing a section of muddy fieldside path, Li Zhao bent down to pick up the two children from left to right.

The two children smiled on Li Zhao's shoulders, innocent and satisfied.

The camera was filming this scene, and couldn't help but take a close-up of the smiles of the two children.

Children's world is always easy to satisfy.

Many houses in the village will be built next to each other, but most of the houses have been abandoned for a long time, and there is no trace of living in them.

Seeing the two children was very happy, Li Zhao didn't let them go, and started to teach them how to deal with liars and villains, as well as short stories about not talking to strangers.

"There are also things from strangers, and you must not eat them." Li Zhao said with a smile: "Next time you meet such a good-looking little brother like me, don't just eat what he gives you."

"We only meet such a good-looking little brother like you."

"The two heroes have good eyesight!"

With the help of two children, Li Zhao finally found a wealthy family with a pickup truck in a two-story building.

The owner of the car is a middle-aged man in his 40s, who usually makes money by taking short-distance freight. After hearing Li Zhao's explanation of his intention, the uncle was very straightforward and agreed without much hesitation.

But the uncle brought the whole family over, took a group photo around Li Zhao, and cheerfully expressed that he would print out this photo and hang it in his living room.

After solving the transportation problem, the six of them shamelessly boarded the program team's car and rushed to the county seat.

When they arrived at the county seat, they found the vegetable market with the largest traffic in the county seat, and each occupied a space to set up a stall. Li Zhao also displayed the playing cards that he secretly hid.

After the program team saw the words on the sign, they felt that their reputation seemed to be hurt again.

Several of the guests are old fritters who have been honed by the program group, and they can yell freely even in a crowded vegetable market.

Li Zhao held the sign made early in the morning in front of him: "Passing by, don't miss the delicious sweet potatoes. Not eight yuan, not one yuan, only eight cents, all eight cents. Authentic sweet sweet potatoes with red hearts, boys eat Eat more handsome, little girls eat more beautiful, old people eat a long life, children eat strong and smart."

"Young man, this is a false advertisement. We can report you to the Market Supervision Administration." An aunt saw a white and tender young man wearing old-fashioned blue cloth clothes. She was amused by his appearance and came over to ask : "Sweet potatoes are not a rare thing here, how do you sell this?"

"Big sister, you don't know, I was originally an actor." Li Zhao sighed: "It's a pity that I was tricked here by the bad guys who recorded the show, saying that I won't be paid if I don't sell all these sweet potatoes."

Program group: "..."

Who invited this guest, the sky is bright and bright, how can someone be innocent out of thin air?

"You child, I'm older than your mother, what's my name?" The aunt was coaxed into a smile like a flower by the word "big sister", and she had already started to bend down to pick sweet potatoes.

"The beauty of a woman lies in the soul, not in the appearance." Li Zhao graciously brought a plastic bag and helped the aunt to open the bag: "You are young at heart, that is your sister."

"Really?" The aunt smiled even more happily: "As a human being, you have to have a good attitude to look young."

The aunt was so coaxed by Li Zhao, she bought a sweet potato for ten yuan on the spot, and said she would introduce her poker friends to buy it.

The aunt carried more than ten catties of sweet potatoes without any difficulty, and she smiled happily, still showing a bit of the beauty of her youth.

Before the other guests opened, Li Zhao sold more than ten catties. Xiang Zhen touched his face and said with emotion, "For more than ten years, I have been a handsome young man in the hearts of big sisters and aunts."

After finishing speaking, he saw that Li Zhao was already receiving the second customer, and the person who bought the sweet potatoes was an old man.

"Master, you really know how to keep in good health. Eating whole grains every now and then is good for your health. Look at your appearance, you are probably in your early fifties this year?"

"What, you are 65? It seems that I have to learn from you and pay attention to health preservation."

Li Zhao's place was selling like crazy, but the other guests were picked and picked by the uncles and aunts who bought vegetables.

What is too small, too big, too round, too flat...

"Sister, why do you buy it here?" An aunt who bought sweet potatoes from Li Zhao came to Zhang Kui's stall and whispered to the only buyer, "This sweet potato is not good. There is a young man in front of you." The sweet potatoes sold are particularly good, and the weight is enough.”

"Really?" The buyer ruthlessly threw the half-picked sweet potatoes back to the stall, turned around and followed the aunt, looking for the reliable young man.

Zhang Kui watched the two aunts walk through the crowd, and finally stopped in front of Li Zhao's booth.

They were all sweet potatoes brought in by the same car, so why didn’t his ones work?

Aunt, speak with conscience!

You can't think that Xiaonian's stuff is the best just because he said a few sweet words.Keep your eyes open and take a good look, what's wrong with his sweet potatoes? !

In the headquarters of Canghuan, the staff of the Assistant Department are extremely serious today.

Wei Tian put down her bag and asked her colleagues in a low voice, "What's going on today, everyone seems very serious."

"Hush." ​​The colleague said: "Today is the quarterly report meeting, and the general manager of the branch will come to the meeting. You haven't passed the internship period yet, so don't go to the president's office today. If something happens, you won't be able to handle it."

Wei Tian nodded quickly.

After a while, when everyone started talking, she asked carefully: "I read the news reports a few days ago, and I didn't expect that our company's senior management would also have actors they like."

"You mean Li Zhao?" The colleague laughed: "He is good-looking, and his acting skills are also good. I like him too. Even Special Assistant Qin secretly watched Li Zhao's filming. This is an open secret of our department. gone."

Wei dessert nodded, and distributed the snacks he brought to his colleagues.

At the end of the quarterly report meeting, Yan Ting sat in his original position without moving.

Seeing that he didn't seem to be in a bad mood, Qin Xiao asked in a low voice, "Sir, is there something wrong with the content of the meeting?"

Yan Ting shook his head: "The kid at home is going to sell things at a stall, and he is very excited. How can I let him have fun?"

"Arrange people to pretend to be buyers?" Qin Xiao said: "Half-aged children are particularly interested in things they haven't done before. If Mr. Wang is worried that he will not have a good time, he can hire someone to act as a buyer so that Mr. Li can enjoy himself." happy."

Yan Ting nodded: "Go and make arrangements immediately."

Not long after, Qin Xiao came back with a strange expression on his face: "Sir, after things were arranged, an accident happened."

"what happened?"

"When the people I arranged rushed to the market, Mr. Li had already sold out all the items, and two aunts had a quarrel over the last few catties of sweet potatoes. The scene was full of spectators, and our people were crowded. I can't squeeze in." In order to comfort Yan Ting, Qin Xiao specially added a few words: "Mr. Li is quite talented in business, and he can conquer even picky old men and aunts."

"He is excellent in everything he does." Yan Ting adjusted his sitting posture, inexplicably a little...complacent.

Li Zhao himself did not expect that the two aunts would quarrel over the sweet potatoes he sold. He wanted to go up to persuade the quarrel, but was yelled at by the two aunts: "My lord is arguing, and the young man will go away."

He shivered from being yelled at, and obediently squatted back to his original position, holding his chin and listening to the two aunts arguing.

"Things are what I see first!"

"I was the one who took it first! If it's yours first, I think this young man is handsome. Could he be my grandson?!"

Li Zhao's hand holding his chin turned into covering his face.

Seeing that the two aunts were arguing more and more intensely, Li Zhao was worried about their health problems, so he borrowed two plastic stools from a nearby shop, let them talk slowly, and bought two bottles of water for them.

"Two aunts, talk slowly if you have something to say, you are so good-looking, you can't affect your appearance just because you are angry." After the two aunts drank a few sips of water and the anger was not so heavy, Li Zhao dared to go up and said with a smile : "There are so many stall owners selling sweet potatoes in the whole market. Auntie is willing to come to buy from me. It seems that she sympathizes with my experience, right?"

The two aunts did not speak. Such a good-looking young man talked to them with a smile. How dare they say that they are not kind, they just came to join in the fun because they saw that others were buying.

"You guys are good-looking and compassionate, so you shouldn't be making a fuss over such a trivial matter." Li Zhao kicked his hands, looking like a mediator of the village committee: "It's the blessing of these sweet potatoes to be valued by you , otherwise, I will share these sweet potatoes and give them to you for free."

"Young man, aunt is not someone who takes advantage of young people."

"Hehe, am I?"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Li Zhao quickly interrupted their words: "I send you off because you are kind, of course not because you take advantage. Looking at the temperament of the two of you, you can tell that you are from a wealthy family with quality. , how can you be greedy for me, right?"

The two aunts looked a little better.

Li Zhao took two plastic bags and packed the sweet potatoes separately: "You two rest for a while, I have a cousin who also sells sweet potatoes at the market, I will help him see the stall."

"Where is your cousin, I'll go buy it!"

"I'll buy it too, I'll buy twenty catties!"

"I also buy twenty catties."

"Auntie, it's hard to get so many sweet potatoes. You can just buy some and take it home." Li Zhao led the two aunts to Xiang Zhen's booth with passers-by who watched the excitement.

Many people in the market went to Li Zhao's booth to watch the excitement, but in front of Xiang Zhen's booth, there was not even an old man who was willing to take a second look at him.

Xiang Zhen, who claims to be a capable actor and a killer of teachers and grandmothers, finally overturned under the merciless dislike of his uncle and aunt.

When Li Zhao approached with two menacing aunts, he was taken aback. Has Li Zhao provoked the worst person in the market?

When the two aunts bought more than 20 catties of sweet potatoes from him in one go, and other spectators also bought a lot of sweet potatoes in twos and threes and left, Xiang Zhen was so busy that he almost didn't have time to collect the money.

After seeing off the last customer, Xiang Zhen finally breathed a sigh of relief, squatted on the ground and started counting the money.

In the past, he didn't think that a dollar and fifty cents were expensive, but today, he feels that it is not easy to earn a cent.

"Xiao Li, how did you convince these grandpas and aunts to buy from you and even bring customers to my place?" He just saw that there was a grandpa an hour ago who thought his sweet potatoes were not authentic red sweet potatoes. After Li Zhao came over, he happily bought five catties and left.

"These uncles and aunts are very cute, as long as they are warmly greeted, they will be very generous." Li Zhao separated the five, ten, and one dollar bills and said, "I don't know how the sales are going, Brother Zhang and the others?"

He and Xiang Zhen are teammates, and the mission is considered completed only when both of them are sold out.

cute? !

Xiang Zhen doubted his ears a little, bought him two big sweet potatoes and asked him to give away a small one, and he could also be generous and cute. He felt that Li Zhao might have misunderstood these two words.

"Zhao Zhao, Teacher Xiang, this is your next task."

The staff handed the task cards to the two of them.

"Solve the problem of food and clothing without using money from selling sweet potatoes or using personal money." After reading the content, Xiang Zhen said, "Isn't this just asking us to beg for food? If you go out, you will be laughed at by others."

"The director said that we are an unscrupulous program group, and we don't need to prepare lunch for the guests." The staff smiled evilly: "Two teachers, come on and find a place to eat. The program group ordered a roasted whole lamb, and I have to hurry back to eat it." .”

Xiang Zhen swallowed, he knew that he shouldn't have sold out the sweet potatoes just now, and he could still eat a couple of bites when he was hungry.

"I have money." Li Zhao fished in his pocket and took out a wrinkled 35 yuan.

When the staff saw the 35 yuan, they seemed to recall some bad memories, and even their faces turned green.

"Where did it come from?" Xiang Zhen's eyes lit up.

"I haven't spent all the travel money that the program team gave me yesterday."

Behind the monitor, the director slapped his thigh in regret, how could he forget this.Since the travel expenses of the other five guests had all been used up, they even forgot that Li Zhao still had 35 yuan left, and they should have taken the 35 yuan back if they knew it earlier.

"When I came here in the morning, I saw a noodle shop next to the market. The largest serving of vegetarian noodle soup is only [-] yuan." Li Zhao put the money into the innermost pocket of his clothes, and then buttoned his coat: "Go, Brother Xiang , I invite you to eat noodles."

Xiang Zhen was moved to tears.

That's noodles, hot noodles, no need to beg for food, it's really great.

It was lunchtime at noon, and the noodle shop was full of villagers who came to the market. Li Zhao and Xiang Zhen didn't dislike the small size of the shop, so they found two vacant seats and settled down.

"Aside from us, who else has such a miserable experience?" Xiang Zhenwen thought to himself, and wiped his face sadly: "The program team said so well back then, what brought me to experience the idyllic scenery and enjoy nature, I didn't expect the routine to be so deep."

"The program team didn't lie to you. There are many rural villages that look like this." When the noodles came over, Li Zhao pushed the bowl in front of Xiang Zhen and helped him break off the disposable chopsticks: "It's not the busy season for farming, if It’s busy farming season, and villagers have to get up at dawn and go home after dark.”

"You know so much about life in the countryside, did you live in the countryside?" After taking a sip of the noodle soup, Xiang Zhen felt that he had finally come back to life.

"I lived in the village for ten years when I was a child." Li Zhao didn't elaborate, just as his noodles were on the table, he lowered his head and began to eat the noodles.

After eating a bowl of noodles, Li Zhao was not full at all, but thinking that there were still four guests waiting for him, he bought a bag of vegetable buns and steamed buns, and four bags of soy milk, and went back to feed them.

When they found Zhang Kui, Zhang Kui was squatting on the ground with a look of lovelessness on his face.

A child walked by, hesitated for a while, then fished in his pocket, and put down a bag of biscuits in front of him.

Zhang Kui looked at the biscuit and then at the child, thinking that this kind child might have misunderstood something.

"Hahahahahaha." Li Zhao and Xiang Zhen laughed mercilessly at him when they saw this scene.

"You..." Before Zhang Kui could utter the words of condemnation, he saw the food in Li Zhao's hand, and immediately changed his face: "You must be good people who came to save the suffering."

I think of Zhang Kui, who used to be a part of the opera club, and he chose whatever he ate, until...he participated in this show.

For a few mouthfuls of buns, I can throw away my face.

Soon several guests also gathered around, squatting contentedly in the corner of the market, eating vegetarian steamed stuffed buns that cost a few cents each, and drinking soy milk that cost one yuan a bag.

"See, if you don't study well, you can only be like them, squatting in the vegetable market to eat steamed buns and steamed buns, and you can't even afford meat." A mother walked by with her child, whispering that she didn't want to go to the tutoring class child.

The guest who is eating steamed buns: "..."

They also want to eat the meat of the second senior brother, but they have no money!

"Hahahahaha."

The staff of the program group, behind the monitor, let out a happy and nasty laugh.

The whole room is filled with a pleasant atmosphere.

The author has something to say: Baby Tingting is very worried. Zhao Zhao went to the kindergarten charity sale. He is worried that Zhao Zhao’s small toys and picture books will not be sold.

After thinking about it, he smashed his piggy bank, put all the coins in his pockets, and decided to support Zhao Zhao's cause.