Very Happy

Chapter 55 Cataloging

The pig market is [-] to [-] kilometers away from Qingxi Village. The program team's car has been behind the tail of the pig transport truck like this, smelling suffocating.

When the car drove into the country road, the pig truck jumped three feet high on the uneven road.The program team even suspected that Li Zhao would be thrown out.

"Ruthless, it's too cruel." The staff saw that Li Zhao was holding on to the railing of the car with one hand, his hair was disheveled in the wind, but he was still smiling and chatting happily with the farmers, and they felt admiration spontaneously.

"Brother, I'm very worried that if this program is broadcast, the audience will scold us for being cruel."

Although this matter really has nothing to do with them, will the audience believe it?

No, they won't, they only know to call them Zhou Bapi, Sister Rong.

"I don't believe it. After going to the village, he can handle it well." The staff will not be discouraged and will not give up. For the sake of the face and status of the production team, he must be strong!

Qingxi Village is a poor village, and its economic conditions have only gradually improved in recent years, but compared with towns in big cities, it is still far behind.

The farmer who bought the pigs was surnamed Zhang. He was almost 60 years old, and his children were working outside.He stayed in the village these years, and rarely saw a handsome and gentle boy like Li Zhao.Before going out, the village head had informed everyone that a star would come to their village to record a show in the next few days. He didn't expect that he was lucky enough to buy two pigs, and he met him.

The two chatted happily along the way, and when the car stopped at the entrance of the village, Uncle Zhang still had something to say.

It was a pleasure chatting with this kid.

"Zhao Zhao, here is your mission card." The staff handed over a card.

Li Zhao opened the card and took a look: "Take two staff members and go to a fellow villager's house for dinner."

"Who are you going to? Go to my house." Uncle Zhang skillfully put straw ropes on the two piglets, and said cheerfully: "Today I stewed bacon at home, which is very delicious. Son, let's go, uncle has packed your meals .”

After finishing speaking, he looked at the staff of the production team: "Are you Wazi's colleagues? Let's go, let's go together!"

No, it's already past the meal time. The scene they imagined to be filmed should be Li Zhao, with a face full of shame, going to every household to ask fellow villagers if they have anything to eat, trying to make a living.

Grandpa, you are so enthusiastic, it is difficult to make a show.

The staff peeked at Li Zhao secretly, hoping that he would refuse.

But when Li Zhao heard the word "bacon", his eyes were staring like Pikachu's, and his head was pointing like a treetop blown by the strong wind: "Okay, ok, sir, I'll help you with it." pig."

The newly bought pig is timid and will not follow others obediently, so it needs to be dragged back with great effort.

The straw rope is strong and not easy to strangle the piggy. Li Zhao took the rope and dragged it, and the piggy's four hooves drew several long marks on the mud.

Program group: "..."

In order to go to a fellow villager's house to have a meal of bacon, Li Zhao is risking his life!

What a good young man, don't you want to be an idol?

"Zhaozhao, how did you come back in the pig cart?" The staff followed Li Zhao and asked, "Is it a coincidence?"

"The terrain of Qingxi Village is relatively remote. Almost every household has the habit of raising pigs for meat. In addition, after the beginning of spring, many villagers will raise piglets, so I went to the pig market to try my luck." Speaking of this, Li Zhao There are also some regrets: "If the price of the second senior brother has not continued to rise recently, I am worried that the uncle will not want to take me, I can save a few more dollars."

staff member:"……"

No, you've really saved enough.

After dragging the pigs across the field ridges and climbing over the small slopes, we finally arrived at the gate of Uncle Zhang's house.

"Old man, is there a guest?" An aunt with short hair and an apron around her waist came out, and her eyes were locked on Li Zhao immediately: "This child is really good-looking, is he our girl's boyfriend?"

Everyone has the love of beauty, regardless of age.Even aunts have the right to appreciate beauty.

"What nonsense are you talking about? This is a big star from the city." Uncle Zhang blushed and said to his wife: "Go to the soil and get some fresh vegetables and fry a few dishes. Wazi and his friends will meet with us at noon home for dinner."

"Okay, okay." The aunt smiled like a flower, and warmly greeted Li Zhao to come in and sit down.

"Thank you ma'am, I'll come to help you put the piglets in the pigpen." Li Zhao dragged the whining pig and asked Uncle Zhang, "Master, where is your pigpen?"

"The pigsty is dirty, how can I let you go."

"It doesn't matter. I brought clothes before going out. I'll change clothes later." Seeing that there were no young adults at Uncle Zhang's house, Li Zhao simply helped him finish the work first.

Seeing that he was so persistent, Uncle Zhang had no choice but to take Li Zhao to the pigsty.

The pigsty in the countryside is made solid, and it is not easy for pigs to escape or open.Li Zhao saw that Uncle Zhang had been driving for a long time, but he couldn't open the entrance of the pigsty. He bent down and clamped the pig's ear with one hand, untied the straw rope around its neck, and carried the piglet into the pigsty with both hands.

Hug into the pigsty!

Hug into the pigsty!

The camera's legs are shaking. Is this really an actor who came out of an idol drama?

really? !

The piggy was still screaming, and it used the most miserable cry to pay homage to its freedom that didn't exist at all.

After putting the two piglets in the pigsty, the aunt enthusiastically took Li Zhao to wash his hands and face, and even vacated the master bedroom to let Li Zhao go in and change clothes.

After changing clothes and shoes, Li Zhao saw the aunt waving at him from behind the door.

He trotted over, and the aunt pulled him to the kitchen, and then... gave him a few slices of lean bacon the size of a palm, and whispered: "Come, try to see if it suits your appetite."

The kitchen door opened with a creak, and the dark camera was looking at the bowl of meat in Li Zhao's hand.

The gazes of Li Zhao and the camera meet in the air. At this moment, there seems to be a slight embarrassment in the air.

"I asked Wazi to come over and help me taste the saltiness of the dishes." The aunt found the largest piece in the bowl and stuffed it into Li Zhao's mouth, then picked a small piece, tore off the half and handed it to the camera: "You too Come on?"

Camera: "..."

Auntie, you are like the villain mother in the family ethics drama, who prefers the younger son and secretly gives the younger son all the good things. This kind of person will be slapped in the face in the end, you know?

The aunt didn't know, and she didn't want to know, she was just worried that there would be too many visitors, and this good-looking boy would not have enough bacon to eat.

"Delicious, salty and mild." Under the camera, Li Zhao had the cheek to finish the bacon, and touched two more slices in the bowl, one for the aunt and one for himself, and then helped the aunt to burn the wood stove.

The frying pan in Grandpa and Auntie’s house is very large, and the firewood is burning hot. Once the vegetables are cooked, the whole room is filled with smoke.

"Auntie, is the fire going to be hotter?"

"That's right, the fire must be strong, and the fried dishes will be delicious."

After the dishes were cooked, Li Zhao happily helped Auntie serve the dishes and bowls, with expectations for lunch written all over her face.This made the program team have to wonder if the kid was under the strict supervision of the manager and hadn't had enough to eat. Now that the manager is not around, he is finally released.

When the meal was on the table, Uncle Zhang wanted to take out the medicinal wine he had treasured for many years and pour Li Zhao a glass, but Li Zhao quickly refused: "Master, I don't drink."

Uncle Zhang persuaded him a few times, seeing that Li Zhao really didn't want to drink, he didn't pour it for him.

"My wine is pure grain wine, and I can't drink it outside." Seeing that Li Zhao didn't drink it, the uncle still felt a little regretful in his heart: "Son, you should eat more. Young guys need to eat more meat to grow taller."

After finishing speaking, he picked up half a bowl of bacon for Li Zhao with clean chopsticks.

Several staff members of the program group: ...

There is an illusion of being squeezed out by grandpa and aunt.

After eating, Li Zhao helped Uncle Zhang feed the pigs and dogs, and took the peanuts from the uncle and aunt before reluctantly walking to the village chief's house to meet the director team.

Along the way, Li Zhao helped the fellow villagers cover the corn nutrition group with plastic film that had been blown away by the wind, and also went to look at the newly grafted fruit trees. When passing by the fish pond, the uncle who helped the fishing man netted a big grass carp.

Staff: They...are they really not filming "Getting Rich"?

When they arrived at the village chief's house, the accompanying staff breathed a sigh of relief. Staying with Li Zhao again would affect their sense of accomplishment in tossing around artists.

The director team had watched all of Li Zhao's performances on the monitor, and expressed their deep admiration for the fighting power of this new guest.

When Li Zhao came in, the director team got up to greet him.

A lad who can lift a piglet with one hand may be able to lift a man too.

"Welcome Li Zhao to join our little family." The director shook hands with Li Zhao: "Before you come, your agent must have told you that the conditions of our show are a bit difficult, please overcome them. When I go back, I will pay for it myself Invite your guest group to have a big meal."

"Thank you director, it's pretty good here, not bitter." Li Zhao searched around the room, but didn't see any other guests: "Have the other teachers arrived yet?"

"They've all arrived." What the director didn't say was that while you were helping the uncle sweep the pigsty and eat bacon, other guests were knocking on doors begging for food.

"This is where you live, follow the signs to find it." The director handed Li Zhao a task card: "You are familiar with the village now, and we will not specially arrange staff to accompany you except for taking pictures."

After thinking for a while, he added: "Before I came, I asked the village chief to let the villagers put their dogs on a leash. Don't be afraid."

It was fine if the director didn't remind him, but when he reminded Li Zhao, he thought of the guest who was bitten by a dog.

He silently glanced at the director, his calf felt a little cold.

It was very cold in the early spring in the mountains, Li Zhao put on his coat and looked for his residence with a simple line map in his hand.

"Grandma, there are big stars here!"

A child saw Li Zhao and shouted, "Come out and watch the stars."

"Hi, kid." Li Zhao waved to a few kids who ran out to watch him: "Have you eaten yet?"

Facing the camera lens, the children were a little embarrassed and smiled shyly at Li Zhao.

Li Zhao stepped forward and patted the head of the little boy, and took out a bag of unopened biscuits from his coat pocket: "Come, a greeting."

The child wants to pick it up, but is too embarrassed to pick it up.

Li Zhao put the biscuit in the child's hand: "See you next time."

The camera reminded in a low voice: "Zhao Zhao, you have been gone for almost 10 minutes."

Li Zhao waved to the children again, dragged the suitcase and continued to walk forward: "Mr. Camera, do you know what you need to do if you want to get along in the village?"

Camera: ? ?

No, no, I don't want to know at all, I just know that we are here to record the show, not to participate in the selection by the village committee.

"The first thing to do is to be the leader of the children, and those who get the children will get the most informed news in the village." Li Zhao said triumphantly, "I watched your show before I came here, and many activities need to be reminded by the locals."

Camera: "..."

I think you want to be the king of kids.

When Li Zhao found the house he lived in, there was another guest living in it. This guest was Xiang Zhen, a powerful actor who was chased up a tree by a few geese on the show, and finally his emoji spread all over the Internet.

Since participating in this show, Xiang Zhen's serious and cold baggage has been broken into pieces, and he can't even pick them up.

"Hello, teacher." Li Zhao bowed towards Zhen.

"Just call me Brother Xiang." Xiang Zhen saw that Li Zhao was white and tender, and even the suitcase was a popular model in luxury brands, and he secretly complained in his heart. The program crew gave him such a teammate, intending to make them take the bottom No. .1?

No matter, anyway, friendship comes first, competition comes second.

The two shook hands, and Xiang Zhen led Li Zhao into the room. In a room less than ten square meters, there were two steel-framed beds. The quilts and bed covers were placed on the beds, and they hadn't been tidied yet.

Before Xiang Zhen could speak, Li Zhao put down the suitcase, quickly put on the quilt, and made the bed: "Brother Xiang, which bed do you sleep on?"

Xiang Zhen didn't expect Li Zhao to be so agile, and excitedly patted Li Zhao's shoulder: "The program team finally sent me a general, thanks to the whole family of the program team!"

The director sitting next to the monitor: "..."

No, this is completely different from their plan.

Xiang Zhen has a bright personality, and he has no prejudice against Li Zhao, a newcomer who is famous for his online dramas, especially when he heard that Li Zhao can cook, he looked at Li Zhao as if he was looking at his own brother.

After tidying up the room, the guests had an hour to rest, Li Zhao quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Yan Ting.

Zhaozhao has good luck: I ate bacon at my hometown at noon. It was super delicious. If there were no cameras taking pictures of me, I could still eat two bowls of rice.

Although the program team was already shocked by his appetite.

Zhaozhao has good luck: The people in the program team are very nice, they didn't deliberately make things difficult, and the atmosphere is also good.It's just a little cold. Fortunately, you asked the housekeeper to bring me an extra coat.

After a while, Yan Ting replied to his message.

Yan Ting: Alright, take care of your body.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, all the guests gathered at the drying yard, and Li Zhao finally officially met with the other four guests.Among these guests, there are singers, opera actors, sketch actors, and hosts. Li Zhao is the only one in charge of traffic.

Everyone expressed great enthusiasm for Li Zhao's arrival, and asked Li Zhao unequivocally if he could do farm work.

"Young people are good, and young people have good physical strength."

"Yes, yes, the hands and feet are quick." Sketch actor Qian Duoxi tapped his shoulder: "Xiang Zhen, why don't we change the team members? I'll replace Zhang Kui with you."

Zhang Kui:? ? ?

"Not long ago, you called me Xiao Kui Kui, and today you will replace me with a handsome young man?" Zhang Kui wiped his tears, "Brother Qian, you are so ruthless."

"Welcome all the guests to our recording site of "Returning to the Mountain". Now we applaud and welcome the new guests of this episode. The beauty of this show is responsible, Li Zhao!"

"Thank you everyone." Li Zhao clasped his hands together.

The host asked loudly: "I haven't seen you for a while, do you miss me?"

There was silence.

"It's okay, I think everyone is fine." The host wiped his face: "What is the slogan of our program group?"

"Just survive!"

"Don't herd the cows!"

"Don't kill the sheep!"

Li Zhao took a step back silently, this program group...is in desperate mode.

Their first task is to help the elderly in the village dig the ground and weed.

Everyone resigned to their fate and came to the field with their hoes on their shoulders. They saw Li Zhao roll up his sleeves, turn his fur vest forward, lift up his hoes and start weeding, digging the ground, and shoveling large pieces of soil with the hoes.

The five guests opened their mouths in unison.

"I was wrong. I shouldn't have called the show crew a dog. In fact, they are still human. At least they have Zhaozhao by our side."

"Da Liu, it's not that we dislike you, it's that Zhao Zhao is really capable."

Da Liu is the unlucky guest who was bitten by a dog.

Xiang Zhen dragged the basket to pick up weeds, and asked Li Zhao curiously, "Little Li, how can you do this?"

"It's quite simple, as long as you find the right position to hold the hoe, you can get twice the result with half the effort." Li Zhao pointed to the handle of the hoe: "For example, here is the point of strength. We consider the thickness of the soil, softness, and the strength of the hoe after raising the hoe." high……"

Xiang Zhen: "..."

He can understand every word, but it seems that he can't understand it together.

The camera showed Xiang Zhen, who was at a loss and helpless, a close-up shot in all directions without blind spots.

After digging the ground, everyone was exhausted, but the director team arranged for them to help the old lady in the village find the chickens that hadn't returned to the cage.

Amidst the wailing, everyone dragged their heavy steps and began to look for chickens all over the mountains and plains.

For poor farmers, a chicken is considered an important property, but several guests grew up in towns, so they really don't know where to find it.

Before he had gone far, Li Zhao heard a scream. He turned his head and saw Zhang Kui scrambled out of the grass. Behind him was a big red-crowned rooster, chasing after him with its wings spread, yelling at him. His ass is up to no good.

Seeing Li Zhao, Zhang Kui seemed to see a relative, and rushed towards Li Zhao: "Xiao Li, the most handsome guy in the world, help me."

Unexpectedly, Li Zhao not only failed to save him, but turned around and ran away.

"Why are you running!" Zhang Kui was desperate.

"The rooster can fly!" Li Zhao shouted while running, "I can't beat it."

"You can't even beat a chicken, what about your dignity as a popular artist?"

"proceed if you can!"

Zhang Kui can't do it.

The two ran desperately until the owner of the rooster realized something was wrong and called the rooster back, saving their lives.

"Why are the geese, dogs, and even chickens so powerful in my hometown." Zhang Kui supported his legs and kept panting: "I think Zhang Kui, who was the best in the community when I was young, lost to the big rooster today. "

"Brother Zhang, how did you provoke it?" Li Zhao stood up against the tree, "A rooster like this with bright feathers and a thick and powerful comb is very powerful in fighting."

"I saw it with a hen, and I wanted to see if that hen was the one lost by my aunt's family..." Zhang Kuiyue said in a low voice: "It seems that I did something wrong."

"Let's go, let's keep looking." Li Zhao's physical strength is better than Zhang Kui's, and he is not panting too much. The two walked along the path for a while, and saw a few children in the field, wearing plastic sheets and holding yellow thorns The stick acts as a martial arts master.

"Heroes!" Li Zhaochao clasped his fists to the children, "I have something important to ask, so please help me, heroes."

"It's over, it's over!" Behind the monitor, the director patted his thigh and said, "There's a kid in here, see where we put the chicken."

Who would have thought that Li Zhao would be so despicable and shameless that even children would be used!

"I know, I know." One of the children raised his hand and pinned the yellow thorn stick to his waist: "I'll take you there."

"Thank you heroes, you are truly righteous people." Li Zhao solemnly gave them a boxing salute, and the children laughed and returned the salute.

"Come with me, children."

This is a jump from the martial arts set to the Journey to the West set.

Finally, they found a big hen with its legs tied up in a dry grass field.

"Hey, who is the villain who kidnapped this chicken here?" Li Zhao picked up the big hen and thanked the "heroes": "Thank you heroes, we will meet later."

"The strong man walks slowly!" The children performed happily.

"After this farewell, please take care of yourself and study well in the school."

"Heroes don't need to study."

"Who said heroes don't need to study?" Li Zhao raised his eyebrows: "If you don't study hard, you can't understand a poem written by a martial artist who scolds you. You can't understand a secret letter written by an undercover agent. Write A hero without good handwriting and talent cannot be a first-rate hero, understand?"

"Really?"

"Of course." Li Zhao stuffed the chicken to Zhang Kui, put his hands behind his back, and pretended to be an expert, fooling these little kids who were a few years old: "You have seen it in TV dramas, but you can't read." Are you a master of writing?"

The children shook their heads.

"That's right." Li Zhao smiled with satisfaction: "If you want to practice magical skills, you must first understand the secret books of martial arts."

Looking up at the sky, Li Zhao patted the children's heads: "Heroes, it's getting late, you should go home. I also want to take this kidnapped chicken to the government."

On the director's side, the director drank Coke and shook his legs: "This time, the new guest is very interesting."

Apart from Li Zhao, there is probably no other guest who can play with these brats for so long and still have as much fun as the kids.

After recovering Da Niang’s chicken, the guests finally got a reward—a sweet potato dinner.

"Qingxi Village is rich in sweet potatoes." When everyone was having fun, the host appeared again, and he pretended not to see the disgusted eyes of the guests: "Sweet potatoes are full of treasures, but because there are too many people growing sweet potatoes in Qingxi Village, sweet potatoes are hard to come by." Sell ​​it, so tomorrow, all guests, please help the fellow villagers sell a thousand catties of sweet potatoes."

"One thousand pounds?"

Xiang Zhen was seriously frightened, this program group is not human!

The next morning, Xiang Zhen woke up from his sleep and saw Li Zhao lying on the ground, writing and drawing on a cardboard.

He got up and looked, and saw on the cardboard, "The black-hearted program group, forcing artists to sell sweet potatoes. The most delicious red-hearted sweet potatoes, eight cents a catty, all eight cents. As long as you give a piece of love, we can find it home money."

Xiang Zhen sat back on the bed silently.

Young man, awesome!

In the morning in Beijing, under the watchful eye of the housekeeper, Yan Ting finished a small bowl of porridge with a straight face.

"Sir, you had a great day."

"Don't talk like Li Zhao." Yan Ting put down the bowl and picked up the phone.Li Zhao just sent him a message.

Zhaozhao has good luck: Tingting, I'm going to set up a stall in the vegetable market today!So excited, feeling a little fun! [picture]

In the photo, Li Zhao was wearing a ragged dress borrowed from a fellow villager, holding a card in his hand, like a liar begging for money on the street.

The difference is that the sign in his hand does not say that he is going to college or that someone in his family has cancer.

Yan Ting was silent for a long time, and replied two words expressionlessly.

【come on. 】

The author has something to say: Kindergarten will hold a charity sale.

Baby Zhaozhao was so excited that he didn't sleep well all night. Early in the morning, he carried the small bag for collecting money on his back and stood in front of the kindergarten.And sent a message to Ting Baobao who did not participate in the event, showing off his excitement.

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