Very Happy

When the vegetable market arrived at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, there were hardly many people who came out to buy vegetables. A few people had a headache looking at the remaining two hundred catties of sweet potatoes.

"How about we sell it on the street?" Zhang Kui suggested.

"This is feasible. There are not many people in the vegetable market now." Xiang Zhen agreed with Zhang Kui's proposal, and several other guests were also eager to try.

Li Zhao finished his last bite of steamed buns: "However, if you set up a stall outside, you will be arrested by the city management. Tomorrow's news in the entertainment section will be that we were fined by the city management for occupying the road. Other artists are all because they are too handsome, too beautiful, or because of their acting skills. It’s good news, but we are the only ones caught by the urban management, is it ashamed to lose face?”

"That's really embarrassing." Several guests couldn't imagine the scene at all.

"What shall we do with the remaining sweet potatoes?"

As soon as he finished speaking, someone came over and asked, "Do you sell sweet potatoes?"

"Yes yes yes, selling sweet potatoes." Zhang Kui came to the spirit: "How much do you want to buy?"

"These sweet potatoes are a bit small." Someone came to pick and choose: "Cheaper, I want all the cheaper ones."

Zhang Kui just wanted to nod, but Li Zhao grabbed him behind him: "Boss, do you want to buy sweet potatoes?"

"Yes." The visitor was 40 years old, with a slightly protruding belly and a fanny pack on his waist. He looked like a businessman.

"To tell you the truth, our sweet potatoes are the cheapest in the whole market." Li Zhao bent down and picked up a small sweet potato, breaking it off casually: "Pick any one, it's all red hearts, no matter how you look at it, it tastes sweet and soft Top-quality sweet potatoes. Boss, you look very rich, how many dollars can you still be short of?"

"In order to move these sweet potatoes out of the village, our brothers got up before dawn, and we didn't stop breathing all the way. You can give me a real price."

"I bought one piece yesterday morning, and it's already afternoon now. You can count me as cheaper, ninety cents a catty."

Hearing the word nine cents, several guests stood together and hid the sign with the price behind them desperately.

"Brother, you are a straightforward person." Li Zhao smiled and rolled his eyes: "I still have 220 catties of sweet potatoes here. If you are so upright, I can't let you suffer. I will wipe the remaining twenty catties for you. You Give it at the price of two hundred catties."

Two nine one eight, 22 multiplied by [-], is equal to [-], so you can earn four yuan more.

This is four yuan, not four cents, nor four cents.

It is a huge sum of money.

"That can't be done. In the whole street, everyone doesn't know that I, Li Er Er, never take advantage of others." The middle-aged man took out two hundred coins from his bag and put them in Li Zhao's hand: "This money is for you, you guys Help me move the sweet potatoes to the car, no more searching!"

"That's so funny."

"It's a few cents, so what if it's more or less?" The middle-aged man patted his bag: "Come on, carry it for me."

"Okay." The six guests, for the extra 20 yuan, graciously carried more than 200 catties of sweet potatoes, followed behind the middle-aged man, and carried the sweet potatoes to the van.

"Are you celebrities?" The middle-aged man noticed that there was a camera behind them, and looked at them with pity: "I heard that before celebrities became famous, their lives were very hard. Come on, when you become popular, your life will be better." Feel better."

The guest kept nodding: "Thank you for your good words."

Program group: "..."

They are serious TV variety shows, why in the eyes of this passer-by, they look like black-hearted programs that abuse artists?

Wind reviews were killed again.

Collecting the money from selling sweet potatoes, the six of them stood at the entrance of the slightly deserted vegetable market, and saw some people buying cheap vegetables left by others, and even an elderly lady picking up vegetable leaves that the vegetable vendors didn't want on the ground.

All kinds of beings, happiness and sorrow, are always going on at the same time.

A hunchbacked old lady was carrying a dirty snakeskin bag, and was struggling to find a plastic bottle on the ground. Several guests couldn't bear it, and bought meat for the old lady, and asked the old lady to take it home to eat.

The eldest sister who sells seasonings happily watched the scene, and waited for the old lady to walk away with the meat before saying to them: "Young man, do you want to buy hot pot ingredients?"

"Thank you, we won't buy it." Li Zhao shook his head.

"You young people are kind-hearted. Don't look at this old woman so pitiful now. She was very powerful when she was young." The elder sister's expression was disdainful, sympathetic, and somewhat complicatedly gloated at the old man: "She forced her daughter-in-law to jump into the river." Suicide, when the daughter-in-law was found, her body was swollen."

Li Zhao noticed that the eldest sister was talking about "remains", not corpses.

"If you do evil when you are young, there will be retribution when you are old." The eldest sister said in a snarl: "Only you outsiders who don't know anything can sympathize with this kind of person."

Hearing these words, the guests felt a little complicated.

"Cut this part out." The director group was quiet for a moment, and the director sighed.

Human nature often cannot stand scrutiny.These too sensitive matters cannot be aired on the program.

When they went back, the program team finally realized their conscience and arranged a van to take them back.

The van is a bit old, and there is a weird smell of rust and sweat inside the car. If someone with motion sickness gets in, he will probably spit it out on the spot.

Sitting in the last row, Li Zhao watched the scenery passing by outside the window, and couldn't help but think, maybe his biological parents didn't accidentally abandon him, but...don't want him.

There are mother-in-laws who force their daughters-in-law to death in the world, and naturally there are parents who don't love their children.

"Xiao Li, what's the matter?" Seeing that Li Zhao was not in high spirits, Xiang Zhen asked, "Are you tired?"

Li Zhao shook his head, cheered up and said, "I'm trying to find my way. If the program team doesn't let us go, we can still escape on foot."

The cameraman couldn't help laughing.

"It doesn't matter if you don't remember, we still have a mobile phone map." Xiang Zhen took out his mobile phone: "I'll show you my daughter."

Xiang Zhen has a ten-year-old daughter who looks like a little angel, so he loves to show off his child when he has nothing to do. He is a veritable baby-shower.

Li Zhao looked over curiously. The little girl in the photo was very cute, especially her eyes, which were clear and clean, with the innocence unique to children.

"Brother Xiang, your little princess is prettier than you." Li Zhao praised, "Did the little girl inherit all the good things from you and sister-in-law?"

"That's not true." Xiang Zhen became excited, saying that his daughter could play the violin, she got No. 1 in the class, and even remembered such trivial things as her daughter peeling an orange for him.

Li Zhao listened very carefully, his eyes were full of stars.

"Brother Xiang shows off the child to us a hundred times a day, and now that we have you, I finally have a new object to show off to." Zhang Kui laughed and said, "It's thanks to you being so interested."

"Brother Xiang's family is very fun." Li Zhao squinted and smiled. This kind of perfect family sounds very happy.

When it was getting dark, Li Zhao and other guests finally returned to the village. The program team sat down for a while and did not let them go to the villagers' homes to beg for food, but prepared meals for them.

Sweet potato porridge was sweet and soft, and Li Zhao ate three bowls in one go. If it wasn't for the camera being filmed, he would still have to keep the fairy man setting, and he could eat two or three more bowls.

"Thank you to all the guests for selling sweet potatoes for the villagers. The program team will hand over the money to the village head. I also thank Feifei Milk and Baiyun Automobile for their strong support for this program. Since the sponsors are very satisfied with the performance of the guests in this issue, so They are willing to donate 100 million to the local charity for the construction of rural roads."

"Thanks to the sponsor father, I wish you a prosperous business and a monthly increase in sales." Li Zhao picked up the teacup and drank it facing the camera.

"Sponsor dad is the kindest sponsor in the world." Zhang Kui moved to Li Zhao's side, stealing the spotlight with Li Zhao.

After eating, everyone started to walk back, and a dog from an unknown family heard the sound of them passing by and barked wildly.

Zhang Kui shivered in fright, and subconsciously shrank to Li Zhao's side: "Xiao Li, did you hear the dog barking?"

"Yes." Li Zhao pointed to the corner of the wall: "Isn't it there?"

"what!"

Zhang Kui let out a scream, and jumped onto Li Zhao's body.When Lao Liu was bitten by a dog, he witnessed what happened, and he already had a psychological shadow on this creature.

"Brother Zhang, you are very heavy." Li Zhao ruthlessly threw Zhang Kui down: "The dog is on a leash, so it can't bite you."

"What if the rope breaks?" Zhang Kui bowed and hugged Li Zhao's arm: "Brother Li, handsome Li, my personal safety is in your hands."

Li Zhao squinted at him, and he smiled flatteringly at Li Zhao.

Face is small, but being bitten by a dog is big.

"Wow, woof, woof!" the dog barked even louder.

"Be quiet, sit down obediently!" Seeing that Zhang Kui was really scared, Li Zhao turned his head and yelled at the dog. Watching them, but not daring to go forward.

Zhang Kui let go of Li Zhao's arm after leaving the dangerous road with dogs: "Zhao Zhao, how did you make the dogs afraid of you?"

Because of a dog, Zhang Kui's name for Li Zhao has become a more intimate name.

"The lie is that it found that we didn't break into the master's gate, so it let us live."

"What about the truth?"

"It realized that my barking might be louder than its voice, and it felt a little shameless, so it shrank back. It deliberately pretended that I didn't know as much as you, so as to maintain its dog face."

"I don't believe it." Zhang Kui felt that the reason was even more false: "You're bluffing me."

"Well, the real truth is..." Li Zhao stopped and pointed to a fork in the road: "Brother Zhang, your residence is here."

"No, I'm your brother. Can you take me back? I remember that the neighbor's house also has a dog." Zhang Kui smiled at Li Zhao and said, "Tell me the truth that dogs are afraid of you."

"Sigh." Li Zhao sighed, "Others send beauties home, so why do you send big men back when they come to me?"

"Hey, I don't mind if you regard me as a beauty."

"My eyes and my brain say no."

"Forget it, let's get back to the topic of dogs."

"When I was young, there was a child who deliberately let the dog scare me..."

"How old were you then?" Zhang Kui was stunned, he looked at Li Zhao in disbelief, how could there be such an annoying child in the world.

"I don't remember, eight or nine years old?" Li Zhao recalled carefully for a while: "But that's not important. At that time, I saw that I couldn't run the dog, so I just confronted it."

"Who won then?"

"Of course I won it with strong perseverance." Li Zhao smiled: "Brother Zhang, what do you think after hearing this story?"

"what?"

"Eight-year-old children are not afraid of dogs anymore, are you still afraid?"

"I knew you were making up stories to lie to me, or is it brother, is it brother?!" Zhang Kui jumped up on the spot, very angry and determined: "I don't care, anyway, you want to send me back."

Li Zhao smiled: "Let's go, let's go."

The next morning, the guests were forced to work in the field for another day by the program crew.

Because Li Zhao did good farm work, he was strongly loved by the guests. On the morning of the end of the recording, and he was about to go home, they invited him to their homes one after another.

The six guests lived in different cities. Li Zhao, Xiang Zhen, and Zhang Kui all lived in Beijing, and the program team booked the same flight for them.

"Zhaozhao, the night before yesterday, you said that the child let the dog bite you, is it true or not?" Zhang Kui still has a little heart about this matter, emotionally he hopes it is false.

"Of course it is..." Li Zhao smiled, "It's fake."

Because at that time he not only barked at the dog, but also fought with it with a stick.

Dogs rely on people's power, he understood the meaning of this idiom early on.

But he has been witty since he was a child, he can fight dogs and geese, he is really good.

After getting off the plane, their respective assistants came to pick them up. Zhang Kui waved goodbye to Xiang Zhen and Li Zhao: "Zhao Zhao, see you next time."

"See you next time." Li Zhao put on his mask, pushed the salute car and looked around, but instead of seeing Dake, he saw Qin Xiao's figure.

"Mr. Qin." Li Zhao pulled down the brim of his peaked cap: "Are you picking up people here?"

"If I don't pick up others, I'm here to pick you up." Qin Xiao smiled: "Mr. Ting knows you're coming back today, so he specially came to pick you up with me."

"Thank you." Li Zhao quickened his pace: "Please trouble Mr. Qin."

"It would be too polite to say thank you." Qin Xiao took Li Zhao to the parking lot, opened the car door and saw Yan Ting sitting in the back seat.

"Tingting." Li Zhao got into the car: "Didn't I tell you not to pick it up?"

"Just happened to be okay, so I stopped by with my colleagues to have a look." Yan Ting handed the yoghurt he had prepared to Li Zhao: "Go back and have a good rest."

Li Zhao happily drank the yogurt, and leaned on Yan Ting's shoulder: "It's better to go home."

Yan Ting stretched out his hand to support him, and remained silent.

Qin Xiao, who was driving, watched Yan Ting carefully protect Li Zhao in the rearview mirror, and turned his eyes back.

Among the many variety shows, the show "Hermitage in the Mountain Forest" does not have a high ratings. In addition, the program team doesn't like random hype, so the guests' unlucky emojis have more presence than the show itself.

At 08:30 on Saturday night, the official Weibo of the "Returning to the Mountain Forest" program group, according to the old rules, posted a program preview.

Guiyin Mountain Forest V: In the beautiful and peaceful Qingxi Village, how will the guests experience the pastoral life?Please watch the National Channel [-]'s "Returning to the Mountain Forest" on time at [-] o'clock in the evening. @向震@张寿@张三@李实@费多喜@李昭.

The official blog has less than [-] fans, and half of them are zombie fans stuffed on the Weibo platform. Even if they post it normally, not many netizens respond.

But today is different, it finally has a little sense of presence.

"Li Zhao? Is that the Li Zhao I know?"

"23333, no, the country program on National TV doesn't match Li Zhao at all. What kind of magical match is this?"

"My mother likes to watch "Return to the Mountain Forest". When she was young, she was Xiang Zhen's fan girl. I remember that Li Zhao was not among the guests on the show, right?"

"When I saw it upstairs, I didn't like to watch TV with my mother. The guest Da Liu was bitten by a dog when he was recording the show, and he has already quit the recording of the show."

"This show is very interesting. There is no script, the content is very real, and the guests have no airs. An actor like Li Zhao who plays an idol drama will only hinder other guests if he goes there. Even if the show crew wants to find a small fresh meat to improve The show is famous, don't look for this kind of young people."

"Upstairs is really funny, isn't a young man still called a little fresh meat?"

The quarrels of netizens brought unprecedented attention to the program, especially the staff who managed Weibo was so excited that tears filled their eyes. As a deserted official Weibo, he finally realized the feeling of fans arguing in the comment area. people moved.

At nine o'clock in the evening, the show officially started.Lifen and Lihei sat in front of the TV, or turned on the webcast platform of National TV Station.

At the beginning of the show, there were dark streets and sleepy staff members. Later, they thoughtfully set the time at the bottom of the screen.

03:30am.

The barrage area suddenly became lively.

"At three o'clock in the morning, the show crew is as inhuman as ever."

When the program team's car drove into a luxurious neighborhood and mosaiced the neighborhood's name, netizens were excited again.

"People who can live in this community are either rich or expensive. I heard that there are villas in it, and the price is very expensive."

"I said earlier that friends in the villa area should not leave. The program team drove the car into the villa area. Who is this guest who is so rich?"

Even at around four o'clock in the morning, there were still uniformed patrolling security guards in the community, and the surrounding area was eerily quiet.

"I think the breathing of the program staff has become smaller."

"Hahahaha, this dog show also has guilty conscience?"

When they saw that the door of the main house of the luxury villa opened, and the person who came out was wearing pajamas with messy hair, Li Zhaohou, the entire barrage area was full of exclamation points!

"!! Li Zhao's family is so rich?"

"!!!!"

"When I saw Li Zhao, I didn't have any experience in recording programs. I didn't know that the program crew had the habit of rushing in the middle of the night."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

When everyone discovered that Li Zhao denied the ownership of the villa in front of the camera, and said that it was lent to him by a friend, netizens felt very complicated.

"What an honest guest, such a good opportunity to hype, I don't even need it." No matter what circle, the rich and handsome persona is always likable.

"I just want to have such a friend who is willing to give me a villa to live in. Unfortunately, my friend also thinks so."

The barrage area is filled with comments, almost covering the entire screen. Many netizens can only continue to read by adjusting the transparency of the barrage font.

The show was normal at the beginning, until Li Zhao took 15 yuan and squeezed into a dilapidated pig truck, the barrage area exploded.

"What kind of conscientious program group has forced the guests to be in order to save money?"

"The smell of the pig truck is beyond the imagination of ordinary people."

"Seeing that Li Zhao can still talk and laugh with the uncle, I want to take back what I said earlier about mocking Li Zhao as a coquettish jerk. This is not a jerk, this is a mudslide."

"God damn sow care after delivery, did Li Zhao forget that he is a guest on the show, not a veterinarian?"

"It seems that the rescue has been given up in the later period, and there are only a series of ellipses."

"I just want to know, the show team's car is behind the pig truck, is the air particularly sweet?"

"In the previous episodes, they tortured the guests, and now there is finally a guest who can torture them, who will be spared, hahahaha."

The program was interspersed with the screens of several guests, and everyone laughed out loud at the appearance of the guests going to the villagers' houses to beg for food. Suddenly the screen changed, and "However..." appeared on the dark screen.

The moment the screen turned on, there was the sound of the piggy screaming.

The camera gradually moved upwards, and the pig's four hooves drew long marks on the muddy ground. However, the person who dragged the pig was a ruthless killer, pulling him to move on.

The camera took a close-up of this "ruthless killer".

Li Zhao? !

The camera replays, the uncle invites Li Zhao to eat bacon, Li Zhao happily agrees, and then drags the piglets to the uncle's house.

Later matching words.

For bacon, I am willing to cross mountains and rivers, and put you in a pigsty.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

The barrage area is crazy.

The program group is also crazy.

Because they watched the click-through rate of the webcasting platform increase, and the TV ratings also increased, even surpassing a popular variety show at the same time.

The entire program group of "Returning to the Mountain Forest": "..."

Who bought the ratings, bought the wrong one?

The author has something to say: Baby Tingting came to Baby Zhaozhao's bazaar with his little gold coins.

But he only saw empty stalls.

He pulled the heavy trouser pocket full of gold coins, and took out yogurt from the backpack to Baby Zhaozhao: "I'm just here to pick you up."

The notebook I was used to suddenly collapsed at noon, and the notebook I went out in the afternoon to pick up will be sent back tomorrow. Today, I used a game notebook for codewords, which was very difficult.