Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

The water from the shower head poured down, the man untied his belt, took off his clothes and pants, and washed away his tiredness with scalding hot water.

People love to sing in the shower.Wang Laoji was washing and humming a song: "When'onceuponatime,'instoriesandinrhyme,Amomentyoucanshine......."

It's the theme song of Cinderella again.

An inspirational English song came out of his mouth, but it miraculously changed its style, becoming lazy and careless, and the tone flowed smoothly, which unexpectedly matched the man's mentally and physically exhausted state today.

The soundproofing of the bathroom was poor, the singing inside could be heard outside very clearly, and was heard by Jiao Jiao who was cleaning the room.

The boy thought to himself: "This actor Wang sings very well, almost like a CD player."

He couldn't help but move to the rhythm of the man's singing, his hips twisted in style, and he hummed softly in his mouth, like a merry-go-round pastimeter in a 90s dance hall.

Separated by a wall, these two people are unexpectedly on the same channel, one humming like that, and the other twisting like this.

Oddly enough, they coincide so perfectly, perfectly attuned to each other's unique frequencies, only to be unaware of each other.

Wang Luoji was washing and washing, the water seemed to be playing a little temper, the temperature fluctuated from hot to cold.Every time he came out of the cold water, the man would be terrified by the cold, jumping three feet away like a mudskipper.

He only took a shower for less than 5 minutes, and he bounced under the shower repeatedly dozens of times to avoid the attack of cold water pouring.

"Fuck, is it so hard to even take a shower?"

An incandescent lamp that has been in disrepair for a long time hangs above the head, flickering randomly from time to time, and the whole bathroom is filled with heat, misty and dreamy.The man is like an electric motor, bouncing back and forth in the flickering scenes.

It's like dancing disco.

Jiao Jiao found that the singing in the bathroom was gone, and there was the sound of slippers "tapping" instead. He approached the bathroom door and asked with concern: "Mr. Wang, are you okay?"

"...Very well," Wang Luoji shuddered, he was not well at all, his legs felt like they were about to cramp due to excessive exercise.

"Hey," Jiao Jiao walked away reassuringly.

God seems to be deliberately punishing this big star. After he just said the three words "very good", there is no hot water...

In this rural area, the hot water is still provided by the gas bottle. When the gas in the gas bottle is exhausted, the hot water finally does not come out, and the violent cold water is poured down.

The man was trembling and standing under the shower, his head full of shampoo foam, his teeth trembling from the cold.He yelled, "Is there anyone outside?"

"Hey—yes!" Jiao Jiao responded immediately.

Jiao Jiao was making his bed outside, when she heard the shout, she ran to the bathroom door and knocked on the door: "I'm here, what's wrong?"

"Why is there no hot water all of a sudden?" This man is delicate and fleshy, and washing in cold water is torture for him.

Jiao Jiao said to him through the door: "It may be that the gas has run out, uh... where did you wash?"

"In the middle of washing, my hair is full of foam, I have to continue washing," Wang Laoji emphasized bluntly, "I want to wash in hot water."

"Then, if you don't mind, open the door and let me in. I'll help you change a new tank of gas, so that there will be hot water."

Jiao Jiao thought, since everyone is a man, the other party shouldn't mind, right?

He waited outside the door for a while, the bathroom door slowly opened a crack, Jiao Jiao got in, with a somewhat embarrassed expression on his face.

Why be ashamed?He doesn't know either.

From the moment she entered the bathroom, Jiao Jiao had been very polite, her gaze was consciously avoided, and she didn't even look at Wang Luoji.

Weird.

Keeping the etiquette is not difficult, but curiosity is always at work. He tilted his head unnaturally, and only saw the man with his upper body naked from the corner of his eye.

My heart skipped a beat without warning, out of sincere envy and appreciation.

Wang Laoji wrapped a large bath towel around his waist, and his light honey-colored skin formed a strong visual impact, crashing into Jiao Jiao's peripheral vision with great lethality.

This is a figure that would cause nosebleeds to anyone who looks at it. Even a monk who is pure-hearted and ascetic has to recite twice "sex is emptiness".Therefore, Jiao Jiao's vision from the corner of the eye seems to be a bit of an anti-customer.

He forced himself to calm down, turned his attention back to the gas tank in front of him, and gently shook the iron tank: "It's true that there is no gas."

The boy expertly tightened the switch, unplugged the gas pipe from the old gas tank, took out a new gas tank from the corner of the bathroom, and installed the rubber pipe on it.

That arm looked thin, but it was not weak at all when it worked.

Wang Laoji leaned loosely on the tiled wall of the bathroom, watching Jiao Jiao squatting on the ground to exchange gas with interest.

The boy was bent over and his legs were bent, and his serious work looked inexplicably like a hardworking little squirrel.

So cute.

"It's changed. Next time you turn on the valve before taking a bath, hot water will come out. Remember to turn on the valve after washing. Otherwise, if the gas leaks in the middle of the night, it will be very dangerous."

"..." Wang Luoji took a deep breath, he didn't expect the living environment here to be so bad that it could endanger his life.

He recited silently three hundred times in his heart, "Remember to turn off the gas after taking a shower, remember to turn off the gas after taking a shower, and remember to turn off the gas..."

Jiao Jiao focused on changing the gas, but forgot to "see no evil" in this situation. When he got up and turned his head, his gaze hit Wang Laoji behind him.

The man with the foam on his head was filled with hot air, and the water droplets slid down from the lean waist, followed the grooves on the muscles to form streams of water, refracting the brilliance of every inch of the texture, and finally slipped into the hidden part wrapped in the towel.

It's like the famous sculpture-David.

Jiao Jiao felt that this scene was a bit hot, and just taking a peek at it made her whole body feel hot.

The look and feel is weird, just... a bit like watching a Japanese love action movie.

Obviously the other party is a big man who is stronger than himself, and both of them are straight men. It is really strange to have this kind of magnetic field.

He was dumbfounded, knowing that it was impolite to keep staring at the other person's naked body, but perhaps it was due to his rebellious psychology, but he couldn't look away.

Looking at Wang Luoji's beautiful... body, he swallowed unconsciously.I even had a sense of peeping at the part where "he has it and I have it".

Crazy ball.

It must be because I drank too much rice wine tonight, it's a bit over the top.

Wang Luoji raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth had a half-smile: "What are you looking at?"

He is very confident in his figure, but he is not hesitant to give others a few glances, not to mention that he finds it very interesting to see the two blushes on Jiao Jiao's face.

"Huh? No, nothing..."

"If you want to see it, just look at it openly, and I didn't say that you won't be allowed to see it." Wang Luoji laughed evilly.

As soon as he saw this kind of shy kid, he wanted to tease him, because he thought it was fun.For a straight boy like Jiao Jiao who looked like a chicken, he wanted to bully him even more shamelessly.

The man's tone was nasty, but Jiao Jiao didn't find it annoying, it just blushed in disappointment.

The boy said clumsily, "I didn't look at you. What I looked at was the gecko on the wall. He was about to climb on top of you!"

Wang Luoji was laughed at by the other party's childishness, squeezed his throat and said, "I'm so scared~"

"..." Jiao Jiao forcibly looked back, and said awkwardly, "I'm going out first, you, you continue to wash, remember to turn off the gas after washing."

He frantically rolled the replaced gas tank, and fled out of the bathroom in a panic, as if being chased by a ghost.

Wang Luoji chuckled behind him, he was in a good mood after teasing someone, closed the door and continued to take a bath.

Jiao Jiao was sitting on a chair outside, her heartbeat was very irregular, like drums beating randomly, dense and restless.

He stared blankly at the gas tank in front of him, and compared the cylindrical straight iron tank with Mr. Wang's streamlined figure——

This iron can is round, chunky and chunky, with two straight lines from the beginning to the end, without any curvature, without any continuous ups and downs.

That man has an inverted triangle with the golden ratio, wide shoulders, narrow waist, big pectoral muscles, eight-pack abs, and legs below the neck...

"Why are you two so far apart in stature?" Jiao Jiao knocked on the gas tank, expressing her strong contempt.

And what did the gas tank do wrong?

But he touched his arm, the skin was loose, and he was ashamed to criticize Mr. Gas Tank.After all, he himself is a skinny "white chicken".

As if he was fine-grained, Jiao Jiao knocked himself on the head again: "Hey, why should I compare Mr. Wang with a gas tank?"

This is a kind of blasphemy against others!

ah!Mr. Wang is worthy of being a top star, and his body management is too perfect, right?Even a straight man like me, who would rather bend than bend, feels blood spurting after watching it!

Alas, it is because of the existence of such men in the world that those of us mother-fetal single dead bachelors can't find a partner, fall!

The more Jiao Jiao thought about it, the more depressed she became, but what he didn't realize was that it wasn't just depression that fermented in his heart.

After closing the bathroom door, Wang Laoji turned on the hot water again to rinse off the shampoo that was about to condense on his head.

As soon as the foam washes down, the pungent ginger smell rushes straight in. He feels like pouring a whole plate of ginger paste on top of his head...

Blindfolded by the foam from the wash, the man randomly grabbed the hair conditioner in his memory, poured it on his head and rubbed it.

But this conditioner seems a bit strange, it is not slippery at all, on the contrary, the more you rub it, the more astringent it becomes, and the smell is a bit irritating.

Is it because there are no good products because they are cheap?

After rinsing his face with water, Wang Laoji pushed back his wet hair, wiped off the water droplets on his face, and opened his eyes, only then did he see the bottle of "conditioner" in his hand.

The man's expression froze for a second.

A bottle of yellow Lamarina, 500ML, a large bottle of special offer.It reads: "Easy to float, easy to clear and easy to pass water".

Wang Laoji: "..."

Who the hell puts dish soap in the bathroom? !Nima, labor and management won't be bald from scalp rot, right? !Washing hair with dish soap, my Wang Laoji can be considered No.1......

He put his head through the clear water five times.

I can't wait, I kind of want to ride a shared bicycle overnight.

This bath can be described as a disaster.When he came out of the bathroom, Wang Luoji felt that his life had been experienced once, like a phoenix reborn from the ashes.

After taking a shower, you are sublimated.

Wearing a bathrobe, he wiped his half-dry hair, and the first time he came out, he saw that the bed in the room had been replaced with brand new sheets and duvet covers.but……

Looking at the bright red word "囍" on the quilt, he couldn't help but wonder: Is today a happy day?

who gets marriedDid I still time travel after taking a shower?Why should I change a "dragon and phoenix four-piece suit" for Lao Tzu?

Looking down a little further, what I saw was Jiao Jiao, who was leaning against the bed and sleeping soundly, holding a broom.

The boy was exhausted today, carrying sugar cane and being walked by pigs. He was busy tidying up Wang Laoji's room at night, and was ordered to change the gas when he was in danger. The amount of exercise in a day was greater than in the past week.

Sweeping and sweeping the floor just now, he was so tired that his eyelids were clenched, so he wanted to rest for a while.The boy sat directly on the floor with his head leaning against the edge of the bed, unexpectedly falling asleep like this.

"Hey," Wang Laoji kicked him, but he didn't wake up.

The boy's fair face was pillowed on the big red quilt, and he breathed lightly.The slender eyelashes covered the eyelids, like a small fluffy fan, which made people want to touch them.

Looking down at Jiao Jiao for a while, Wang Luoji slowly squatted down like a ghost, and silently stretched out his hand to the boy in front of him.

The author says:

Six shifts a day, I am Buddha, today's author is insane...