Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

"If I work here in the future...do I include room and board?" Wang Luoji asked cheekily.

The endorsement contract has a clear description of the advertising fee, but there is no mention of the item "board and lodging".Because there are no celebrities to shoot commercials, advertisers will be required to provide food and housing.

It's not like going to the factory to apply for a job.

When Wang Luoji asked the question like this, it was indeed like a penniless, poor food and clothing refugee begging for shelter.

No way, he lacks money.

As for the advertising fee... There is some, but compared to his previous actor-level treatment, it can be said to be a drop in the bucket.What's more, he hasn't started working yet, so he can't pay in advance, can he?So now he really doesn't have much savings left to live.

The villa in the city center can no longer be lived in, because the rent cannot be paid for three consecutive months.Almost all of his money was taken away by his former agent, and all real estate properties have been sold, most of which were used to pay various compensations.

The most urgent thing is to find a place where you can stay. If you can also provide food, that is the best, and you can save a little bit.

When Wang Daxing said this, it was like pressing a "pause button" for everyone, and the audience fell into deathly silence.Everyone put down their bowls and chopsticks unanimously, and focused their eyes on him in unison.

Seeing her boss fall into such a situation, Xiaoye's heart bleeds silently: the once darling of the film industry has been reduced to the point where she wants to ask Party A for a place to live...

When Wang Luoji asked this suddenly, Gao Ao really had a problem.

The aspect of "food" is of course OK. Even if Wang Laoji is treated to the standard of a state banquet every meal, it is naturally not a problem.But the aspect of "living"...

There are no hotels or hotels in the village that can be used for accommodation. There is a public guest house, but it has long been occupied by the uncles of the village and has become a chess and card room full of cigarette butts and melon seed shells. How can people live there?

You can't let the big stars sleep on the mahjong table overnight, right?

He hesitated to speak arrogantly: "Uh... this..." He scratched his head, trying to think of a way.

Jiao Jiao didn't quite understand either: Would such a well-clothed and well-fed star really want to live in this dilapidated place in our village?This place is no better than a bustling big city, nor a luxury hotel with high beds and soft pillows.The other party is very picky, can you get used to it?

He thought the other party was just a whim, so he said euphemistically: "There is a county town not far from Shabian Village, half an hour's drive away, there will be high-end hotels there, you can... ah ah ah ah!"

Before she could finish speaking, Jiao Jiao was pinched on her thigh by his uncle, and she almost cried out in pain.

Gao Gao gave him a glance at the knife.

As soon as he heard it, he knew that Mr. Wang was in trouble. Jiao Jiao really has no eyesight, and he couldn't understand the meaning of his words.The other party was clearly begging to take him in, so why did he keep driving him to a hotel?

Thinking about it again, if this big star condescends to accept this endorsement, he must have encountered financial difficulties.Now that people ask for help, can they still refuse?

Gao Ao didn't say anything to embarrass Wang Luoji, he protected the other party's face very well, and said coolly: "Of course it's no problem, if Mr. Wang and Brother Xiaoye don't mind, you can stay at our house, you are welcome. "

What he said made Wang Luoji heave a sigh of relief, and finally he didn't have to sleep on the street, "Then thank you, Boss Gao."

Wang Luoji is a person who knows how to repay his kindness, so he raised his glass gratefully to Gaoao, and drank the rice wine in the glass proudly.

Jiao Jiao curled her lips, since his uncle thought he said too many mistakes, then he simply ignored the matter and buried himself in the meal.

However, Gao Gao said in the next second, "Jiao, your room is the biggest, let it out to Mr. Wang."

Jiao Jiao: "..."

After dinner, Jiao Jiao, who had lost her beloved room, took Wang Luoji upstairs to have a look at the room.

The Jiao family has five rooms on three floors.Gaoao lived on the first floor, where there was a small guest room as small as a block of tofu, and Xiaoye lived in it.There is only one room on the third floor, which is lived by Jiao Hua.

As for the rest of the second floor, the larger room was originally Jiao Jiao's room, but now it was forced to give up to Wang Laoji, so he had to move the nest to the small study opposite.

When going up the stairs, Wang Luoji said to Xiaoye: "Come and see me tonight, I have something to tell you."

Xiaoye followed behind with her luggage, and said with a naive smile, "Okay!"

Jiao Jiao brought Wang Laoji to her room, and as soon as she entered, Wang Daxing was stunned by the terrifying appearance in the room——

Clothes, shoes and socks were strewn about, documents and newspapers were flying around, and it was almost like a landfill... This room is not small, but it is crowded because of the messy things, and it would be difficult for anyone to walk in.

Wang Laoji had a cerebral hemorrhage.

Wang Luoji's eyes were terrified, "A thief broke into your house?"

"No," Jiao Jiao scratched the tip of her nose embarrassingly, "I just got in..."

"The King of Invincible Destruction, are you?"

"…...a big prize."

Feeling that the situation was not good, Xiaoye stepped back, quietly put her luggage at the door, then turned around and fled in a hurry.

Wang Laoji climbed the door and looked in. The walls of the room were covered with pictures of various fruits, just like a science room for fruit types, and one could tell what the owner of the room did at a glance.

There is a huge promotional picture of Golden Pillow Durian on the door, and there are several posters of Korean girl groups that are as big as newspapers.There is a pile of documents and bills on the table, and a few One Piece figurines are lying here and there.

The bed is covered with floral sheets and quilt covers, but the pillow is a checkered pattern, and there is a two-dimensional beautiful girl's pillow next to it...

The style of the whole room is challenging Wang Laoji's aesthetic limit.

Forget about the ghostly pillow, Wang Yingdi, who has always been picky about the quality of life, couldn't bear the fact that the sheets and pillows didn't match.

His eyes drooped and his brows were frowned, and he was speechless, the emperor's illness had fallen again.Just thinking about the future and not knowing how many days he will live in this kennel... no, how many days he will live in the beggar's kennel is enough for him to break down.

"This..." Jiao Jiao also felt ashamed, he picked up all the dirty clothes on the floor and put away the takeaway box on the table into the trash can.By the way, he raised his leg and kicked open the window to ventilate the cramped room.

Jiao Jiao hurriedly held her respect, "Because I never thought that you would stay here, so the room hasn't been cleaned yet. I'll clean up the room for you later, and soon, the bed sheets and quilt covers will be changed as well." Drop it, clear out the closet."

Wang Luoji had nothing to say. He regretted why he proposed "board and lodging".In such a broken place, it is better to just sleep on the street.

Jiao Jiao's work efficiency is very high, as expected, the room is much cleaner in two or three strokes.All the garbage was thrown out, and the closet was completely emptied, and a space was soon vacated for Wang Laoji to store his luggage.

While cleaning the room, he said, "Mr. Wang, why don't you go in and take a shower first? The room should be cleaned up after the shower."

"Okay," Wang Luoji replied unhappily.

Jiao Jiao put down the feather duster in her hand, and took him to see the "private bathroom" equipped in the room.

The boy pushed open a door in the room, and there was a small compartment inside: "There is a bathroom in this room, and it is connected to the toilet, which is very convenient."

Wang Laoji glanced casually: the shower head, the squatting toilet, the gas tank, the plastic hook, the half-broken mirror...everything made him suffocate.

The light tubes hanging from the ceiling flickered from time to time, creating a gloomy atmosphere of ghost movies.A moth was hanged on the blade of the exhaust fan, and a few fragments of spider silk floated from the iron window.A few pieces of grapefruit peels of different sizes were placed in the corner to absorb the smell of the toilet.

The more he looked, the more desperate he became, and the more he looked, the more heartbroken he became. The blood on Wang Luoji's face gradually faded, leaving only endless sadness.

Who can get me out of here?

"This is for the shower," Jiao Jiao carefully introduced every function in the bathroom to him. "The hot water is here, but it will take a minute or two before it starts to burn. This is where the towels are hung. Then Next to the place where the toiletries are placed, this is soap, which can make a lot of bubbles—"

"Wait," Wang Luoji interrupted him, and asked incredulously, "Use, use soap to bathe?"

Isn't soap something for picking? ! !Does anyone actually take a bath with something like this?No scented body wash?Don't have a scrub?What about essential oils?Hair conditioner should be there, right?

Oh, there is shampoo.

"The family of traditional Chinese medicine, the overlord ginger", Jackie Chan's head is so handsome...

So fucking desperate.

The man let out a cloudy sigh and asked, "Is there any conditioner?"

You can do without other things, but you can't do without hair conditioner. Wang Yingdi has such a head of black and thick hair that he has to take care of it.

"Yes," Jiao Jiao picked up the bottle of bee flower on the plastic hanger next to him, and said to him, "Isn't this the one?"

He shook the bottle, there was more than half of it left, definitely enough.

"Nine yuan and nine..." Wang Yingdi looked at the price tag that hadn't been torn off, and his concept of "price" suddenly became blurred.

He hesitated to take the bottle of yellow stuff: "Can this stuff really be put on my head? Wouldn't it make me bald? My hairline should recede [-] centimeters, right? I don't want to become a man from the Qing Dynasty... ..”

Hit people's hearts and ask three times.

"No." Jiao Jiao looked at him firmly with a pair of undeceiving eyes, "This big bottle is easy to use and not expensive. It is definitely a good helper for hair care."

Wang Luoji: "..." The quality of life that I have pursued for 30 years...

Forget it, fuck the quality of life.

I'm here to participate in the Transformation Meter, right?

The author says:

Bee flower is really easy to use (thumbs up