Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

When the three of them returned to Jiao's house from the cattle farm, it happened to be dinner time, and the strong smell of rice wafted from everywhere in the village.

As soon as he entered the gate of the courtyard, he saw a middle-aged man waiting there, it was Jiao Jiao's uncle——

arrogant.

As the head of the family, Gao Aoben set the dust-cleaning banquet tomorrow. He didn't know that Wang Luoji would arrive a day earlier. When he received Jiao Jiao's call, he yelled on the spot, "Why did you come today?"

Then, the uncle immediately flew to the market to slaughter chickens and pick fish, planning to make a temporary meal and entertain guests at home.

"Mr. Wang! Hello!"

The shape of the leaflet is too wide, just covering the spines behind it.Gao Gao stepped forward to greet her, and warmly held Xiao Ye's hand, like a village party secretary receiving cadres who came to help the poor in the countryside.

With tears in his eyes, he said: "Your surname is high and arrogant. He is the owner of the fruit market in Shabian Village. Mr. Wang, it is really a blessing to invite you to speak for our market this time, thank you Your great support!"

"??" Xiaoye was confused: "Boss Gao, I'm actually not..."

"Ah!" Gao Ao was very excited when he saw a celebrity for the first time, "Today, you are lucky to meet a film and television superstar. Although you are a little different from the photos, you can tell at a glance. You really look extraordinary!"

Xiaoye is shy: "...you're boasting that I'm still a little bit flustered."

"Uncle, Uncle, listen to me, he is Mr. Wang's assistant, Brother Xiaoye..." Jiao Jiao pulled away Xiaoye's hand that was arrogantly holding, and signaled that there was someone standing beside him, "This is Mr. Wang gentlemen."

arrogant:"......"

The scene was awkward for a while.

Dazed for a moment, he coughed twice as if nothing had happened, then held Wang Laoji's hand tightly, and said with even greater enthusiasm: "Mr. Wang! Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times!"

Wang Luoji nodded neither humble nor overbearing: "Boss Gao, hello."

The haughty style is quite exaggerated, "Welcome to come, today is a happy day! As soon as you come, let us here, here... how do you say the four-character idiom?"

At his wit's end, he tried his best to wink at Jiao Jiao.

Jiao Jiao: "Flourishing radiant..."

"That's right, that's right, it's full of splendor!" Gao Gao smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "Your arrival makes our place full of splendor! Us uneducated vulgar people are really shameful hahahahaha... .”

Arrogant and enthusiastic, he grabbed Wang Laoji's hand and shook it vigorously, and Wang Laoji's arm was almost thrown out of its joint.

The situation at the scene was a little out of control, like a small fan meeting.Xiaoye didn't expect that even with his boss confused like this, people who have never seen the world would still treat him as a distinguished guest.

Gaoao's fanatic fan kept showing love: "Actor Wang, I have heard about you for a long time, you make our whole village shine brightly, the sun is shining, cloudy turns sunny, sunny turns cloudy..."

In fact, Wang Luoji hates dealing with this kind of upstart. His back molars are worn out, and he wants to curse, but he must remain elegant, and try his best to maintain elegance.

"Okay, uncle, you're broadcasting the weather forecast," Jiao Jiao laughed dryly, pulling his uncle's hand away from Wang Laoji's.

But as soon as he pulled it away, Wang Luoji's hand was held by another hand.Jiao Hua looked dumbfounded, and smiled stupidly, holding Wang Laoji's hand tightly.

She was full of curiosity about this new visitor and expressed her friendliness in her own way.

Wang Luoji looked at this beautiful woman who looked very similar to Jiao Jiao, and asked, "This one again?"

Jiao Jiao covered her forehead: "My sister."

Jiao Hua repeated her proud words: "Sunshine... bright... cloudy... clear..."

She always likes to repeat other people's words.

Jiao Jiao quickly pulled his sister away, turned around and apologized: "I'm sorry, Mr. Wang, my family members are more enthusiastic, don't mind."

Gao Gao: "Do you know Actor Wang? I really like your movie "The Money I Owe Circles the Earth Several Times"! Your performance is lifelike and immortal!"

Xiaoye seriously doubts whether this boss Gao is a black fan sent by his opponent, or a black fan with a high level of connotation.

Wang Laoji: "..." I can't keep graceful anymore.

Jiao Jiao completely broke down: "Uncle, that movie was acted by Liang Jian, not Mr. Wang!"

Liang Jian was one of the few movie stars he knew. He liked Liang Jian very much and was a loyal fan.

Unfortunately, Liang Jian and Wang Luoji are enemies who have had a long-standing grudge.Gaoao hit the gun with this sentence.

Watching Wang Laoji's face gradually darken, Jiao Jiao was dripping with cold sweat, covered his uncle's mouth roughly, and dragged him away forcefully.

After several twists and turns, all the talents finally entered the house.

Wang Luozhuan took a look——

There is a word "Fu" above the TV in the living room, which is hung upside down.The bright red and green fish playing lotus leaf calendar next to it is very conspicuous.On the right wall hangs a picture of Qi Baishi's galloping horses, which is extremely magnificent and as large as an LED screen on the square.

"Qi Baishi?" He took a closer look to make sure it wasn't printed.

Seeing his curiosity, Jiao Jiao introduced, "The works of the master of traditional Chinese painting in our village cost hundreds of dollars."

Wang Laoji: "...All right, it's all art."

It was already meal time, and they took their seats in the dining room without going through the meeting process of greeting and drinking tea.

He said with a proud smile, "This banquet was prepared in a hurry, and it's a bit casual. I hope it suits your appetite."

Wang Laoji calmly played an uncritical and elegant gentleman, "It's okay, we don't pick."

Xiaoye sincerely echoed: "Don't pick, don't pick!"

This cute fat guy is really not picky.

When everyone raised their glasses, several small glasses collided with each other, making a crisp "dang dang" sound.

The glass was filled with Shabian rice wine, and Wang Luoji took a sip. The thing was sour and astringent, and there was a cheap taste on the tip of his tongue.

He deeply missed his favorite wine of Valendreux.

Both Xiaoye and Jiaojiao were very hungry, and the two pairs of chopsticks were like sickles for harvesting food, drifting between the dish and mouth.

As for Wang Luoji, the big star with a tricky mouth, he looked at the home-cooked dishes in front of him, but he didn't have the slightest appetite.

Stewed chicken with mushrooms, braised pork ribs with black pepper, stir-fried pork neck with beans, steamed crucian carp, seaweed and egg drop soup... what are they?

After cooking the meal proudly for two hours, he greeted Wang Luoji with a smile: "Is it possible that you, a big star, can't get used to these simple meals?"

Even though he was disgusted in every way in his heart, Wang Laoji still had a smile on his face, "This meal looks great, thank you for your hospitality."

Following the warm hospitality, Gao Gao picked the softest and most delicious fish belly and put it in Wang Guike's bowl, "Mr. Wang, try our fish, it's very slippery."

Wang Luoji said tactfully, "Thank you, but I can do it myself."

He has a slight obsession with cleanliness and is very disgusted by others serving him food.Looking at the piece of fish touched by the proud chopsticks, he felt a little complicated.

Gao Gao: "You're welcome, you're welcome!"

Wang Luoji: "..." It's not a question of being polite...

"Boss Gao, I can do it myself." He declined.

Jiao Jiao couldn't see it, so she whispered to Gao Ao, "Uncle, don't give me fish belly."

These words are like rain from the sky.

Wang Luoji thought that Jiao Jiao was helping him out of the siege, and couldn't help but be moved.Unexpectedly, Jiao Jiao added in a second: "The fish eye is the most essential part!"

The boy picked out the big fish eye with chopsticks, put it in Wang Laoji's bowl, and said with a smile, "Mr. Wang, the fish eye is very delicious, and it's smooth."

We just want to leave the best for our customers!

Wang Luoji: "..." Not necessarily.

The man looked at the contents of the bowl silently, and his mood became more complicated: this thing is too disgusting.

There was still a strange light shining in the blue-white fish eyes.

In Jiao Jiao's view, do to others what you want.He kindly put all his favorite things into Wang Laothorn's bowl.

For example, this chicken heart.

However, Wang Luoji never ate animal offal, and the viscera of any living thing made him sick to his stomach.

Jiao Jiao looked at him expectantly, waiting for him to put the chicken heart into his mouth to eat, and then give him a satisfactory feedback.

There was hope in the boy's eyes: eat, eat, eat!Knock delicious!

Wang Luoji: "..." I want to leave this world all the time.

The man's hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly.

Jiao Jiao can perfectly hit all the minefields in his diet, which is still very difficult for ordinary people to do.

After struggling for a long time, Wang Laoji still couldn't get it out of his mouth, so he threw the chicken heart into Xiaoye's bowl with his backhand, "Come on, you have worked hard recently, eat something good."

The silly boy Xiaoye burst into tears of gratitude: "Thank you, Brother Wang!"

After working for a long time, Wang Luoji drank a few mouthfuls of soup, chewed a few mouthfuls of rice, and ate nothing, because none of them suited his appetite.

To him, these rough tea and light meals are no different from pig bran.

He stared at the few cilantro sprigs in the steamed fish, probably the only thing that whetted his appetite.

Yes, Wang Laoji likes to eat coriander, especially like it, it is the kind of addiction.

The man stretched out his chopsticks and was about to pick them up. Unexpectedly, Jiao Jiao was one step ahead of him, quickly put the chopsticks into the plate, and picked out all the cilantro very thoughtfully.

Wang Laoji: "..." Ah, my parsley...

The boy muttered: "I said, uncle, you are also true. Many people don't eat coriander, and you still put so much."

In Jiao Jiao's view, don't do to others what you don't want yourself to do to yourself.He doesn't like coriander very much, he is the kind of jealous and disgusted, and he never touches it.So he thoughtfully picked out the coriander on the plate for Wang Laoji.

After picking out all the cilantro, Jiao Jiao pushed the plate in front of Wang Laoji and said, "Mr. Wang, eat."

"..."

Wang Laoji's hand holding the chopsticks paused slightly in the air, and then retracted it...

Eat it and eat it.

This meal is completely uneatable.He glanced at Xiaoye next door, who was sweeping up the rice and vegetables in the bowl, like a reformed prisoner who had just been released from prison.

Is this the one who hasn't eaten enough for hundreds of years?

He couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Xiaoye with something in his words: "Be careful of choking."

The subtext is: Fatty, eat slowly, don't embarrass me by being stupid, you will almost eat up his mother's house.

"Hey, I know," Xiaoye thought that Wang Laoji was concerned about him, and responded cheerfully, and then ate even harder...

No matter how he ate the meal, Wang Luoji put down his chopsticks early on.

"Brother Wang, why don't you eat?" Xiaoye opened his mouth while chewing on his full cheeks, and sprayed his face with hot food.

"Eat more, eat more, this is delicious, and that is also delicious," Jiao Jiao continued to pick up vegetables for him, piled his bowls into a small pagoda, even Wang Laoji's chopsticks could didn't move.

The chopsticks stopped, and the mouth also stopped. Wang Luoji looked at his bowl quietly, planning for the future.

He thought about the words for a long time, and finally asked: "If I work here in the future, will I include room and board?"

The author says:

Wherever Liang Jian went, she had to pair up with someone.