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The door of the car was opened, and Xiangxiang's four hooves fell to the ground tremblingly, but before it could take half a step, the pig's head turned sharply, and quickly got back into the car.

The unfamiliar environment frightened the young public.

It poked its head out of the half-rolled car window, with a circle of pink fluffy lace around its neck, like a princess on a parade with a float.

Wang Laoji coaxed patiently: "Baby, you have to go for a walk. It's time to lose weight. If you are too fat, you will be eaten."

Jiao Jiao: "..." I always feel that this person is telling ghost stories.

Listening to Wang Laoji's pig-talk, Jiao Jiao's three views were greatly impacted: Is this man sure he is a star?Is it fashionable for celebrities to raise pigs now?What kind of curious hobby is this?Shocking to say he has a lion but not a domestic pig...

The film king raised a domestic pig, a genuine [-]-pound tabby pig, the kind that could be roasted with pork belly and served with beer.

——The above events made the boy have deep doubts about the world.

Jiao Jiao felt that she had seen less of the world, and said to Xiaoye: "I didn't expect that you urbanites also like to raise pigs. I thought only us rural people would be able to raise pigs."

Xiaoye shook her head and waved her hands frantically in denial.

Xiangxiang was finally coaxed out of the car by her father, and then Wang Luoji said to Jiao Jiao: "Let's go, you take us into the village, it shouldn't be far away, right?"

"It's not far, just a 10-minute walk."

"Okay," Wang Laoji said to Xiaoye again, "you can follow along in your car."

As a host, of course one has to take good care of the guests. Jiao Jiao walked over to Wang Luoji and said, "Let me help you."

"Well," Wang Luoji unceremoniously put the dog leash...no, the pig leash was in his hand, and he walked leisurely with his hands empty.

Just like that, Jiao Jiao carried a large bundle of sugarcane in his left hand and a large pig in his right hand, leading the way.

Wang Luoji, like a leader visiting the countryside, walked slowly beside him with his hands behind his back.From time to time, he kicked the roadside stones, teasing the cute pigs, like a primary school chicken going out for an outing.

When Jiao Jiao looked down at the road, she accidentally caught a glimpse of Wang Laoji's shiny oxford shoes. Although the leather color was low-key, the carved patterns were very flamboyant. It looked like a valuable item.

But this good thing is walking on the country road, it will inevitably be dusty, and the smooth upper seems to be scratched by gravel.

This road in Shabian Village is a waste of a good pair of shoes.

Jiao Jiao kindly reminded, "Mr. Wang, the roads here are bad, so it may be inconvenient for you to wear leather shoes. There is a shoe store in the next village, and the shoes in it are quite good. A pair costs tens of dollars. You can buy a pair and replace them." .”

Wang Laoji: "?"

He suspected that he had heard it wrong.

Let me wear those?I'd rather have a tissue box around my feet.

Wang Luoji didn't hide his disgust, frowned and refused: "No need, just change another pair if it gets dirty, I have quite a lot of shoes."

Don't look at this man pretending to fly, poor is really poor.He glanced at his shoes secretly, with an abacus in his mind——

This pair of handmade leather shoes was made to order in England the year before last. Taking into account inflation and the value of the exclusive custom collection, the current price is about [-] pounds.Walking on the bad roads in the countryside now has exacerbated the wear speed of the soles and left irreversible scratches on the uppers...

Oh shit!Is my money thrown into the sea?

Jiao Jiao didn't speak.After all, language is pale, and it is difficult to bridge the insurmountable gap between grassroots and local tyrants.

He spent less than half an hour with Wang Luoji, and he had a clear idea: this Wang star looks like a handsome gentleman, but in fact, that noble air is very big, and he is a gentleman wearing a smiling mask.

But he didn't understand again: Why did a person with such a high social status condescend to come to this small village? It couldn't be because of lack of money, could it?Is it to experience the poor life in the countryside?

Jiao Jiao doubted again: Our uncle must have been cheated by the agency?Find a trick with an hourly salary of [-] to act as a so-called big star...

After walking for a while, Xiangxiang gradually adapted to this strange environment, became a little restless, and began to trot with a "da da da" of hooves.

This pig is quite strong, gradually Jiao Jiao couldn't hold it, but was led forward instead.In order to prevent the pig from running away, Jiao Jiao wrapped the rope around her hands for another two weeks.

He asked Wang Laoji, "Does it have a name?"

"Yes, it's called Xiangxiang." Wang Luoji showed a fatherly smile.

"Princess Xiangxiang, what a name..." Before Jiao Jiao could finish speaking, she was dragged to the front by the pig.

Xiangxiang has a free and unruly soul and loves to run like a wild horse.

Poor Jiao Jiao couldn't stop, and the walking pig was being walked instead, dragged by this overactive big pig, and galloped away at a speed of [-] per hour.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

A runaway pig ran wildly on a field path, dragging a young man with a flying soul behind him, spilling sugar cane on the ground, billowing dust flying in the air...

Seeing this scene, Wang Luoji showed a very gratified smile like an old father, "Our daughter loves sports, it's great."

Thanks to Xiangxiang's terrifying running speed, they reached their destination faster than expected——

Jiao's house.

Jiao Jiao's house is a small three-story village house with red walls and white tiles, and a little western style.There is a small low fence around the house, some green potted plants are planted in the garden, there is a big iron swing, and there is a small melon shed where vines climb.

Behind the village house are his family's fields and orchards, which are arranged in grids and look pleasing to the eye.Looking further away, it is a small-scale farm.

Xiaoye parked the car in the open space outside the house, where there was a luxuriant guava tree, which cast a large area of ​​shade, just enough to shade his "beloved wife".

Jiao Jiao was dragged by Xiangxiang to run a [-]-meter sprint, and was so exhausted that he was half dead. He bent down listlessly, kicked his knees weakly, and gasped: "Huh—this... .This is...my home...huh—"

Wang Luoji has always been picky. He inspected this small village house with the eyes of inspecting a mansion, and gave a four-character evaluation stingily, "The environment is good."

Jiao Jiao was half-dead by being walked by the pig, and it took a long time to get over her anger. The sweat on her forehead dripped down, and she just wiped it off with her hand.

He was not in a hurry to lead Wang Luoji into the house, after all, he still had a flower pig by his hand.The boy suggested: "Mr. Wang, if you don't mind, let's check in for Xiangxiang first."

"Where are you staying? A pet store?"

"...There is no such thing as a pet store in our village, but my family has a cattle farm, and I plan to place Xiangxiang there."

"Cattle farm?" Wang Luoji raised his eyebrows, "Is there a tile to cover the head? How is the sanitary condition? What about the three meals? Are there many mosquitoes? There will be no pigs stolen, right?"

I didn't know, I thought it was a father who was picking a kindergarten for his favorite child.

"Independent suites, stainless steel greenhouses are windproof and rainproof. The sanitary conditions are guaranteed to meet the standards, and there are special personnel to clean and disinfect every day, and regularly kill mosquitoes. As for the feed, I will provide her with some food independently, and everything is nutritious and healthy. As for safety issues, it is even more important. You can rest assured that there are more than 20 cameras in the farm, and your children will not be lost."

Despite the other party's pickiness, Jiao Jiao is still as good as others.He has met even the most difficult customers in the business field, and he has already developed first-class adaptability. Even in the face of the most difficult customers, he can still serve them properly, Bao Jun is satisfied.

Wang Laoji sounded okay, "Take me to have a look."

When they walked to the farm, all of them were high-quality cattle, which was a by-product of Jiaojiao's family.

Jiao Jiao took Xiangxiang to an empty cowshed, untied her leash, closed the half-person-high iron railing, and locked it, completing the "check-in procedure".

By the way, he threw a few handfuls of Chinese cabbage into it, which were freshly picked from a passing vegetable garden.

Wang Luoji squatted in front of the pigsty, touched the Huazhu's head through the iron fence, and said warmly: "We Xiangxiang grow up, we must learn to be independent and self-reliant, don't cry or make trouble. Dad will come to see you often. Girl Alone outside, you have to be strong when you are wronged..."

A muscular man nearly 1.9 meters tall squatted in front of a large pig weighing nearly [-] catties, gently stroking the pig's head the size of a sandbag, and whispering coaxing words to children.

Father's love is like a mountain, touching the heart.

It's just too beautiful to look at.

Jiao Jiao got goosebumps all over his body, Xiaoye patted him on the shoulder, and said sympathetically, "Just get used to it."

Wang Luoji said deeply and righteously: "Daughter, Daddy loves you!"

Xiangxiang: "Hmph, blah?" What is this idiot talking about?

The father was reluctant to leave, and Jiao Jiao didn't dare to persuade him, after all, it's hard to interrupt father and daughter when they bid farewell.

He rubbed his hungry stomach and missed dinner at home a little.Xiaoye next to her was more straightforward, expressing that she was about to faint from hunger with the sound of her stomach beating.

Seeing that Wang Laoji had the tendency to lick the pig until it was dark, Jiao Jiao couldn't help it after all.He walked over and interjected bluntly, "Look, it's meal time, Xiangxiang should be hungry too, right?"

Wang Luoji finally looked back at him.

Jiao Jiao picked up the bamboo basket containing Chinese cabbage, and boldly went forward: "The few Chinese cabbages just now are not enough for her to stuff between her teeth, or Mr. Wang, would you open it first? Let me feed her?"

Hint, hint madly.

After feeding the pigs, we should go home and feed them.

However, Wang Luoji misunderstood what he meant, and became jealous, "If you want to feed, I will feed you. Have you taken a fancy to my daughter?"

Jiao Jiao: "?? You misunderstood..."

Seeing Wang Luoji's majesty like a quasi-father-in-law, Jiao Jiao felt that this big star had something wrong with his brain.

He said to himself: I am not looking for your pig, I just want to call you home for dinner.

Wang Luoji took the cabbage in his bamboo basket, broke off the cabbage leaves one by one, and fed them to Xiangxiang one by one, moving very slowly.

Jiao Jiao, Xiao Ye: "..." Is this slow motion?

It was getting dark, Jiao Jiao took another step forward and knelt down next to Wang Laoji.Wang Luoji looked at him, not knowing what he wanted to do.

Following Wang Laoji's example, the boy gently stroked the pig's head and said in a low voice, "Xiangxiang, be good, your father will be busy for a while, and he will be an endorser for our market and earn you money for feed. I don’t have much time to see you later, so please say goodbye to your dad.”

Xiangxiang: "Hmph, huh?"

Another idiot, what are you talking about?

Wang Luoji looked at Jiao Jiao, as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person: "..."

Jiao Jiao felt embarrassed by the contemptuous gaze of the other party. He touched the tip of his nose and said to Wang Luoji: "Our child is here, it must be delicious and comfortable to live in. Don't worry about her father."

The tone of these words is like the child's mother comforting the child's father.

Xiaoye quietly watched the two of them suffocate in embarrassment.

Xiangxiang ignored the two idiots, and concentrated on chewing the Chinese cabbage, "Hey, hey..."

The author says:

Oops?I seem to have written two idiots...