Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

The ditch is almost two meters deep. It rained heavily last night, and the field mud on the ditch wall was washed soft and slippery by the rain.

Wang Luoji stepped on it, but he couldn't use much strength at all.

How to climb up, this is a technical problem...

but!A real man is never afraid to challenge the difficulty!

Driven by the instinct of courtship, male animals will subconsciously show their superiority and shining points.Wang Luoji was dazzled by Jiao Jiao's exquisite appearance, and determined to play a good role in trying to get back all the lost face.

The corner of his mouth curled up confidently, and he said calmly to Jiaojiao: "Give way, I'm coming up."

The subtext is: give way, I'm going to pretend.

"Oh good," the boy quickly made room for him, "be careful."

How can you jump onto flat ground in one go?First, find a suitable foothold; second, plan specific steps in your mind; finally, accumulate energy with your whole body.

Everything is ready.

Wang Luoji rolled up his sleeves, tightened his thin waist with great strength, stretched his strong muscles in his arms, and pushed hard to the edge of the ditch!

The man's body jumped half a meter from the side of the ditch in an instant, and he lifted his two long legs up abruptly, stepping on the depression on the ditch wall with great precision, and his movements were like flowing clouds and flowing water.

As soon as he was about to complete the whole coercion process, the sole of the leather shoe suddenly slipped, Wang Daxing lost his support, and rolled back with a grunt.

Like a tumbling roll.

Jiao Jiao, who watched the whole process: "..."

The sky is full of dry grass, and the fluff of dandelions is flying. This scene is actually somewhat beautiful, as if an angel with injured wings fell into the mortal world, splashing softly flying thin feathers.

Wang Laoji is the angel with broken wings.

"Ahhh-!"

Jiao Jiao accidentally inhaled some small debris, and sneezed cutely with an itchy nose.He rubbed his nose, then leaned forward to look at the bottom of the pit, and saw Wang Laoji, lying flat on the bottom of the pit like a salted fish, with his feet facing the sky.

When a man is old, being handsome is not only difficult, but also risky.

With a sound of "噗嗤", Jiao Jiao couldn't help laughing, her shoulders shook uncontrollably, "Are you okay? You seem to have fallen quite hard this time."

He didn't want to laugh either, but it was too funny for the handsome guy to eat shit like a dog, he held back his laughter until his face turned purple.

Wang Luo was lying on the bottom of the ditch, with the phantom sound of the Great Compassion Mantra lingering in his ears, and he suddenly had the feeling of seeing through the world of mortals.In the 30 years of my life, I never thought that I would have such a shameful day.

"Fuck the fuck" is worth a thousand words.

An old man's stubborn voice came from the ditch: "It's okay..."

The helpful Jiao Jiao didn't stand idly by. He had a good idea, took a strong sugarcane from the bundle, and stretched it out to Wang to brand the thorn: "Grab this, and I'll pull you up."

Wang Laoji looked at Jiao Jiao's slender arm, worried that he was as strong as a quail, "Can you do it? I'm pretty heavy."

Jiao Jiao's eyes were sincere: "You believe me."

Hesitantly, Wang Laoji still grabbed the sugar cane, "Then you should hold on tight, don't let go."

"Hey!" Jiao Jiao solemnly promised, "Don't worry, I won't let go unless I'm not strong enough."

"...What I'm worried about is that you don't have enough strength."

"Oh......"

Wang Laoji finally grasped the last straw... saving sugar cane.

The two of them pulled and crawled one by one, gritted their teeth and worked together, like trackers pulling a boat on the river bank.After untold hardships, I finally rescued the man from the ditch, and I was so tired that I was so tired.

Although Wang Luoji's body was covered with sticky mud, but luckily he was not injured, and he felt a little regretful about it.

He thought about it a little bit: even a scratch is fine, so that the boy can be responsible for me, at least he has to leave a mobile phone number or something.

"Hey," he asked Jiao Jiao who was sitting on the ground gasping for breath, "what's your name?"

The boy stood up, patted the ashes off his butt, and answered him: "Jiao Jiao."

"Jiaojiao? Such a girl's name?"

"Jiao Enjun's coke, banana's banana."

"..."

Jiao Jiao laughed at Wang Laoji, "Why did you fall into the ditch? Is it okay to walk without looking at the road? If you didn't meet me, how long would you have to lie down there?"

This silly boy didn't know that he was the one who swept the family down.

Wang Laoji: "..." If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have to lie down at all.

He wanted to scold at first, but when he saw the boy's delicate face, all the anger in his belly disappeared.

Forget it, stop bullying the weak.

Wang Laoji tidied his messy clothes irritably, took out a silk handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped off the dirt on his body with disgust.

The mud was wet and dirty, which made him, who had a slight cleanliness fetish, feel like going crazy.

Don't get angry, don't get angry, there is no one to replace you when you get sick.Elegant, I want to be elegant.

Jiao Jiao quietly looked at the strange man in front of her——

The man was wearing an ironed black shirt and black trousers, with two buttons unbuttoned at the neckline, and the sleeves were slightly rolled up to the elbows.

Although his body was covered with stinky field mud, it didn't prevent his handsome face from shining brightly, as if a god had descended from the earth to experience calamity.

That face is really nice.

Jiao Jiao was a little taken aback.

Noticing that there was a large piece of mud on Wang Laoji's back, Jiao Jiao was afraid that he would not be able to wipe it off by himself, so she took the initiative to take a step forward and asked kindly, "Do you want me to help you? There is..."

"No need," Wang Luoji didn't like strangers touching him casually, even if the stranger's appearance suits him very well.

After the offer was mercilessly rejected, Jiao Jiao bulged her cheeks in embarrassment: "...Oh, then you can do it yourself."

The boy stood aside silently. As for why he didn't leave immediately, he couldn't say, maybe he wanted to observe this overly good-looking person more.

Suddenly, he noticed a black caterpillar at the base of Wang Laoji's thigh, which was clinging tightly to his pants.The bug's location was quite awkward, and even Wang Laoji himself didn't notice it.

"Hey you..." The enthusiastic Jiao Jiao stretched out her hand to the crotch of the other party without thinking too much.

"Hey, what are you doing?!"

Being touched on the thigh without warning, Wang Laoji conditioned reflex, slapped the opponent's hand away, and shouted in a panic: "Where are you touching?!"

As if he had been treated lightly by a good woman, he stepped back half a meter in fright, and the base of his ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"What are you doing!" Wang Luoji's eyes shook violently.

To be honest, King Actor Wang is not an innocent boy.He is well-known in the circle as a playful man, and men and women are not afraid of peach blossoms everywhere, so he will not be surprised by this touch.

But he has always been very picky about people who approach him, not all cats and dogs can touch him.The ones I don't like the most are those who take the initiative to post them.

Therefore, he was very disgusted by Jiaojiao's sudden and active touch, even disgusted.

"You have something over there," Jiao Jiao was yelled at a little sadly, her tone full of grievances.

"what?"

"Bug," he didn't understand why Wang Laoji had such a big reaction, "I just want to help you get rid of the bug..."

Wang Laoji really reacted greatly, and his mind was full of yellow waste: Why are young people nowadays so impatient?Get started right away?This is the wilderness, do the lonely men and widows want to pounce directly?

"Bugs?" He lowered his head and checked his pants. There was only mud, and there were no bugs there.

"I was taken away by you just now...I'm not lying." Jiao Jiao's eyes were innocent and clear, and the hand that was slapped red by the opponent's palm silently dropped.

Wang Luoji looked at him dubiously, and once again confirmed the correctness of the saying "a person should not be judged by his appearance" in his heart.Even if the other person looks innocent and harmless, they may attack you at the first meeting.

Jiao Jiao has no place to complain about her grievances, and is caught in a dilemma by the big misunderstanding.He tried to avoid the topic, "Aren't you a local? Are you here to travel?"

Wang Luoji rolled his eyes silently: Who would come to this kind of backcountry wilderness tour for nothing? Do they want to experience fried cow dung or poke an ant nest?I will go to Bali on vacation, okay?

"I'm here to sell advertisements," his tone was full of irritability.Since entering this broken place, nothing good has happened.

"Huh?" Jiao Jiao didn't understand what he meant.

"Is there a fruit market in your village?"

"Yeah, that's my house."

Wang Luoji was stunned.

Jiao Jiao, who realized something, opened her mouth wide and said in surprise, "You, you can't be, you are...Mr. Wang Laoji, right?!"

old.chicken.

Wang Luoji: "..."

I want to turn around and leave now.

Jiao Jiao's eyes lit up, she leaned forward, and said pleasantly, "You are the star named Wang, right? Are you here to be the spokesperson for our market?"

He suddenly felt that the man in front of him had a halo, "No wonder you are so handsome, you can tell that you are a star!"

"I'm not called an old chicken..." Wang Laoji resisted the urge to kick the opponent away, and ground his molars: "My name is Wang, Lao, Ji. Branded brand, thorny thorn. "

"Ah? I'm sorry," Jiao Jiao shook his hand in embarrassment, full of enthusiasm to welcome the distinguished guest.

They held each other's hands, one rough and the other delicate, each clearly felt the difference between the other and themselves——

Jiao Jiao's hands were thickly calloused because he often did farm work; Wang Laoji was a pampered master, so his hands were as smooth as the emperor's hands.

"Hello, Mr. Wang, welcome to Shabian Village! I am Party A who is in charge of receiving you. I was going to call you today, but I haven't been able to get through."

Only then did Wang Luoji remember the strange number he hung up on the car, and he even blocked him...

"Oh, why are you here today? It's nice to meet you!"

Jiao Jiao beeped endlessly, and Wang Laoji exerted great strength to pull his hand out of the opponent's.

He forced a smile and gritted his teeth when he spoke, "I, also, very, happy."

At this time, Xiaoye's loud shout came from a distance, "Brother Wang——!"

The little fat man ran back panting, and happily said to Wang Luoji, "I, I, I, I have found the way. Get in the car, we will enter the village."

"No need," Wang Luoji gestured to Jiao Jiao who was next to him, "We met Party A, we just follow him into the village."

It was only then that Xiaoye noticed a strange boy standing there. He greeted Jiao Jiao with a simple and honest smile exclusive to fat people, "Hello, my name is Ye Ye, and I am Brother Wang's life assistant and temporary manager."

"Hello, Ye Ye," Jiao Jiao realized that the other party's name was a bit strange as soon as she said the words.

Eh?Why did I suddenly become a grandson?

He paused, and introduced himself: "My name is Jiao Jiao, and I am a fruit farmer in Shabian Village..."

Jiao Jiao hadn't finished speaking, but was interrupted by Xiaoye's sonorous "Oh my god!"

As an assistant, Xiaoye realized that his boss looked like a beggar, his whole body was covered in dirty ash and mud, and he looked as if he had just crawled out of a trench.

He was shocked and said: "Brother Wang, you, are you in a shit hole?"

Wang Luoji's face was very ugly, "No one will think you are dumb if you say one less word, and I will make you dumb if you say one more word."

Xiaoye: "..." Being a wage earner is really hard.

In order to ease the embarrassment, Jiao Jiao had nothing to say, and when she saw the Changan Benben next to her, her eyes glowed, and she said enviously, "Is this the highest configuration? I've always wanted to buy it too!"

"A handsome guy," Xiaoye said excitedly as soon as he mentioned his car, "This is the latest luxury sunroof version, with a fuel consumption of 5.3, the absolute king of cost performance."

"I'm so moved by what you said," Jiao Jiao was also excited. "I'm also planning to buy a car recently. The car-to-the-country policy can directly subsidize 10% of the price difference. I happened to like this model."

Xiaoye: "Then hurry up! Changan Benben, you are worth having."

These two poor guys met each other late, and they chatted very speculatively. Wang Luoji couldn't integrate into their world at all, so he silently rolled his eyes:

This place called "Shabian Village" is really a land of people, and everything is not pleasing to the eye.What a fool, why not change the name to "Stupid Village".

The man turned around and opened the car door, releasing Xiangxiang trapped inside, "Daughter, come out and get some air."

Jiao Jiao's eyeballs almost fell to the ground when she saw Wang Laoji pull down a big pink and black pig from the car.

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