Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

Wang Luoji squatted down slowly, careful not to make any sound.He stretched out his hand to the boy in front of him, and the next second——

"Hey! Hey, hey! Wake up!"

This heartless man grabs Jiao Jiao's arm and shakes it violently, waking the sleeping boy out of his dream, without any trace of humanity.

"Earth, an earthquake?!" Jiao Jiao bounced up from the ground in horror, feeling as if she had suffered from a plague in a trance, her two legs were numb and weak, so one of them lost her footing and fell back.

It's fun to play tricks on little brats.

The instigator laughed out loud, without the slightest demeanor that an elegant gentleman should have.This childish behavior does not match his thirty years of experience, and his mental age is only about three years old.

"Are you awake?" Wang Luoji folded his arms and looked at him with interest.

Jiao Jiao wiped her saliva, her eyes were sleepy, she was so dazed that she didn't know what Jinxi was, "...huh?"

"You fell asleep here, do you know?" With a glance, Wang Luoji noticed the dust on the boy's pants, and the little cleanliness started to commit again, and he lost his smile immediately.

In a way, the bed is a personal thing, and he doesn't like dirty things to pollute his bed.

The man felt repulsed, and issued an order to evict the guest mercilessly, "If you want to sleep, go back to your room."

Jiao Jiao was about to say, "Isn't this my room?" when she suddenly remembered: Starting tonight, this room has changed hands.

He stood up on the side of the bed in a daze, ready to leave.

"Wait," Wang Luo pointed at the bed next to him, "What is this?"

The fussy ghost was dissatisfied with the bedding, which was patterned with a dragon and a phoenix, embroidered with a large piece of auspicious clouds and peonies, and the colors were both red and gold, so earthy that it affected people's sleep quality.

"This," Jiao Jiao explained to him with a smile: "There is no new bedding at home. It is so late now, and the supermarket outside should be closed. I have to take a set of dragon and phoenix quilt covers for you to change for the time being. This is me. My mother left it for me to get married, so you will settle down."

It was left by Jiao Jiao's mother, and the two siblings each had a set. Jiao Jiao didn't intend to touch her sister's set, so she brought her own set to Wang Laoji.

It can also be said that this is Jiao Jiao's mother's relic. The gold thread on it was embroidered by her. Even though the workmanship is not so meticulous and the fabric is not very expensive, it represents a mother's blessings for the children's wedding.

Wang Luoji didn't say anything tricky, and waved him out.

"Good night, Mr. Wang."

Jiao Jiao said goodbye to him politely, then took the gas tank and left the room.He returned to his new den—

The small study next door to Wang Luoji.

He set up a folding recliner inside as a bed, hugged pillows, quilts and clothes, and regarded it as a temporary residence.

With such a big star here, he, an aborigine, has become a refugee with no place to sleep... What kind of world is this?

It was getting late, Jiao Jiao took some change of clothes and was going to take a shower in his uncle's room downstairs.When going down the stairs, I just ran into Xiaoye who was going upstairs.

"Brother Xiaoye, are you looking for Mr. Wang?" Jiao Jiao said casually.

"Yeah," Xiaoye patted him on the shoulder, "That...brother Xiaojiao, my boss has a rather picky personality, so please bear with me in the future."

The implication is that Wang Luoji is a difficult master.

"No, no, don't say that," Jiao Jiao said politely, but recalling the details of getting along with Wang Luoji today, she thinks that the other party is indeed a little...

Things fine.

He asked again, "Brother Xiaoye, how long have you been with Mr. Wang?"

Xiaoye, who was overworked and fat, couldn't tell: "Five years."

Over the years, Xiaoye has gone through life and death for five buckets of rice, and has experienced the hardships of the migrant workers.

Jiao Jiao was in awe, looked at him with eyes full of sympathy, and sighed from the bottom of her heart: "Brother Ye, you have worked hard for so many years."

Xiaoye burst into tears.

As Wang Luoji's life assistant, he was either hit by a pillow or given a warning, physically and mentally devastated, and at the age of 26, he looked like a weather-beaten 46...

After greeting Jiao Jiao, he went upstairs to Wang Luoji's room, "Brother Wang, what do you want from me?"

The fat man had just walked up a flight of stairs and saw a lazy sofa in the room, so he pouted his buttocks and sat there.

Wang Laoji, who was leaning on the bed and looking at his mobile phone, was about to speak when he heard a "bang" explosion. He held his frightened heart and looked up——

Xiaoye sat on the lazy sofa.

The pure white foam was flying all over the sky, and was blown by the cold wind of the air conditioner. It was like a heavy snowfall in the room, which was really a breathtaking scene.

Wang Laoji, whose head was sprinkled with foam: "..."

After eating the lobular with a mouth full of foam: "..."

Jiao Jiao who rushed over after hearing the sound: "..."

Well, no one wants to sleep tonight.

5 minute later.

Xiaoye bitterly sweeps the foam on the ground, very lightly, because the broom uses a little force to sweep out some wind, and the pile of foam just swept away is blown away again.

He's on the verge of a psychopath.

As for Jiao Jiao, he originally wanted to help, but Wang Laoji saw that his dark circles were almost falling to the ground, so he kicked him back to the next room to rest.

"Brother Wang, you haven't said anything yet, why did you come to me?" Xiaoye asked.

Wang Luoji lay on the bed and swiped his mobile phone, and ordered: "Send me the work schedule on the contract. I haven't read it much. I must know the work content of this endorsement."

Even with all kinds of reluctance, the work still needs to be done.

"Oh," Xiaoye murmured in a bad mood, "I thought it was something, wouldn't it be enough to send a message on WeChat? Why did you ask me to come..."

Wang Luoji's ears were very sharp, and when he heard his whining and complaining, he slapped his eyes, "Clean up the room quickly, if there is a foam that hasn't been cleaned up, you lick it and eat it yourself."

Xiaoye: "..."

There is no day when you don't want to resign.

Jiao Jiao returned to the room after taking a shower, climbed onto the folding chair exhausted, hugged the quilt and prepared to fall asleep.

A fluffy big yellow dog followed him into the room, nestled obediently next to the owner's chair, and fell asleep snoring.

That night, Jiao Jiao still didn't forget to send a bedtime message to his "little online dating girlfriend": "Good night baby, wish you a sweet dream~"

At the same time, Wang Laoji's cell phone vibrated next door, and he received a heart-warming message——

[Scorched Banana]: "Good night baby, may you have sweet dreams~"

Wang Laoji looked at the screen of the mobile phone, his two tender peach blossom eyes were full of smiles, as if two brilliant peach blossoms really bloomed.

I have to say that online dating is really a good thing, it can bring old men back to life.

He typed back to the other party: "Brother, good night, I hope you have me in your dreams~ I look forward to seeing you in your dreams~mua!"

No one would have thought that a man who usually looks so distant would actually use this lolita tone to talk to people in the online world.

Putting down the phone, the man said coldly to Xiao Ye who was driven mad by the foam: "Don't sleep until you clean it up."

Xiaoye: "..."

That night, Jiao Jiao fell asleep exhausted, and the online chat before going to bed made him fall asleep sweetly. He was looking forward to meeting his "baby" in the dream.

"Think about it by day, dream at night", and sure enough, he really dreamed of his "little girlfriend"... the back of her.

The dream was covered with a thick pink filter, the girl was standing in a field full of wildflowers, Jiao Jiao walked over full of admiration, and gently embraced her dream lover from behind.

"Baby," Jiao Jiao called out dotingly, it was an affectionate call to her lover.

The other party turned around slowly, but what he was facing... turned out to be Wang Laoji's face!

Under this person, there is a huge thing shaped like a cannon and as long as an eggplant, which firmly resists the burnt banana, and it seems to contain extremely terrifying lethality.

This horrifying scene frightened Jiao Jiao: How is this a man? !Then what is taken out is bigger than Lao Tzu, how the hell can it be tolerated?

He was so shocked that he couldn't control his legs, and kicked the man into the ditch with all his strength, shouting loudly: "My baby!! Why did you change your gender?!"

Wang Laoji got kicked and rolled straight into the ditch without stopping at the speed of three and a half weeks per second.

Jiao Jiao was still shocked and felt a chill down her spine.However, Wang Luoji stood up indomitably, stood in front of him like a god again, and shouted softly: "Brother~"

The sound of "brother" was thick, and it drew a chill, from Jiao Jiao's tailbone to the back of his head, it was chilly.

"Mr. Wang, please, don't call me that..." The boy's voice trembled, his heart was full of shock.

Wang Luoji was indifferent to his pleading, the shirt on his body suddenly exploded with a "bang", countless rags were raised up one after another, and then slowly fell down.

The man exposed a perfect body, and a dazzling golden light burst out from his body, almost blinding Jiao Jiao's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

"... Digging, digging, digging?!" The boy was so frightened that he took twenty steps back.

What kind of spooky and sand sculpture dream is this?He panicked, straight man panicked, trapped in this weird dream and couldn't extricate himself.

No matter how hard Jiao Jiao tried to escape from this dream, he seemed unable to control himself in the dream, and instead gradually approached Wang Luoji.

His increasingly hot brain was bewitched by the phrase "meet in a dream". He and the Mr. Wang in his dream really had a feeling of a thousand years, and then his heart was surging, and he couldn't wait to pounce on him, and make trouble with each other.

Yes, it was a dirty, dirty dream.In the dream, the world is full of spring at first, then the wind and rain are about to come and the mountains are full of buildings, then the dark clouds cover the top and the waves are raging, and finally the volcano erupts vigorously...

It exploded, the whole dream exploded.

Jiao Jiao also fried himself.

How could there be Mr. Wang in his dream?What a crime!

"Ah!" The nightmare was so hot and exciting that Jiao Jiao stood up from the bed in shock, like a corpse.

Finally returning to reality from the dream, his face was pale, cold sweat broke out on his brow, and he had a deep psychological shadow on the dream.

"Help..." The boy got up from the bed and staggered to find water to drink.

While pouring cold water on himself, he thought in horror: Damn, I can't be gay, can I?

Farewell, I don't want Japanese men!

I don't even want to be dated by a man!

In the second half of the night, Jiao Jiao's sleep quality plummeted because of the "nightmare". He slept intermittently for two hours, and he got up before dawn.

The dream last night was too scary, he hastily clicked on the phone chat box, and sent a message to his dearest "baby"——

"I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that you turned into a man... Fortunately, you are not! Baby, your existence makes me feel at ease."

Just looking at the other party's ID - "Drink me when you get angry", the boy can feel the existence of love and become extremely at ease.

The author says:

"Baby": I repent, I am guilty.