Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

The back of Wang Luoji walking towards the public toilet looked tragic and miserable, step by step, like a soldier who calmly died.

Jiao Jiao walked in front of him cheerfully and at an easy pace.

There is a large sink in the public toilet, and there is a yellowish urine trough next to the sink, which emits a strong foul smell, which can be smelled by Wang Luoji even if he covers his nose tightly.

Thousands of swear words were ready to come out of his mouth, and he wanted to blow up the public toilet.No, it blew up the entire farmer's market.

Jiao Jiao helped him open the door of a toilet cubicle, "Go inside and change, I'll pass you clothes outside."

"..." Wang Luoji was so smoked that he didn't want to speak, he tiptoed into this narrow space, afraid that he would touch any dirty place.

He covered the two short wooden doors and began to undress.The door didn't go up to the top and down to the bottom, starting from his chest and just covering his knees.

Even with the door closed, most of Wang Laoji's chest, delicate collarbone, muscular shoulders, entire head, and legs below the knees were all exposed without any cover.

This made him feel like he was only wearing a cardboard shell around his body.

So Wang Luoji began to complain again in his heart: The design of this broken door is unscientific. If people go to the toilet inside, if they squat down, all their buttocks will be seen?

Jiao Jiao was waiting outside the door without saying a word, staring straight at him so that she would be ready to hand him clothes at any time, her eyes were bright and upright as a matter of course.

Wang Luoji cursed silently, put the clothes he had taken off on the door, raised his head inadvertently, and met Jiao Jiao's gaze.

Wang Luoji and Jiao Jiao: "..."

One of them was inside the door, and the other was outside the door. They stood facing each other, but the person inside was doing the movement of taking off all their clothes.

A feeling of embarrassment and shame came over me.

Although Wang Luoji was naked at the moment, he was actually not exposed. The key part in the middle happened to be completely covered by the wooden door, and the places not covered by the door could see people openly.

The boy didn't mean to stare at each other. Before their eyes met, his mind was as pure as the water of Lake Baikal.

However, there is still a strange atmosphere pervading between the two...

"This door needs to be remodeled, it's too old," Jiao Jiao scratched her nose, looked away awkwardly, staring blankly at the wall covered with blue and black mold spots.

"It's just... this door is really..." Wang Luoji turned his body unnaturally, his chest and ears turned red.

It's weird, obviously everyone is a man, how come it's like changing clothes with a big girl.

Jiao Jiao stared blankly at the corner of the wall in a daze, as if he had entered the mode of a sage who didn't think about anything, but the moving toes showed that he was actually very anxious, and something restless in his heart was tearing down the house and uncovering the tiles.

The eye contact with Wang Laoji made him very uncomfortable, his mouth was dry like he was on fire.When the boy realizes that this is a kind of heartbeat, he quickly thinks of his girlfriend in his mind——

34D, sweet loli, long hair like a waterfall, small red lips, big white legs...

Although these are just his thoughts on the "girlfriend" he has never met, but!These are all that Wang Laoji doesn't have!

Yes, the boy said firmly: breasts, long hair, women, these are the things that make his mouth dry.

Facts have proved that self-deceiving "certainty" is useless at all.Thinking about this didn't make his heart beat faster, but thinking back to looking at Wang Luoji's half-covered body just now, his heart rate soared.

"Pass me the clothes," Wang Laoji yelled several times in a row, but Jiao Jiao didn't hear him.

The man had to use his knuckles to knock on the door panel a few times before the other party came back from the trance.

"Hey, here." Jiao Jiao came back to her senses, and frantically pulled out one of the clothes hanging from her forearm, "Here."

"Why are you in a daze?" Wang Luoji took the shirt hurriedly handed over by the other party.

Jiao Jiao smiled stiffly, "It's nothing..."

The secretion of dopamine can make people excited, and the boy's eye rotors began to rotate, sometimes looking at the ceiling covered with cobwebs, sometimes looking at the large sink covered with moss, and sometimes looking at the checkered tiles on the floor with water dripping.

At the end, he suddenly sighed: "Oh, I miss my partner, my baby~ I don't know what she is doing?"

Wang Luoji was taken aback, and the movements in his hands paused, as if he didn't hear the "casual" words spoken by the other party.

Jiao Jiao kept chanting in pieces, like a monk chanting to Buddha, it sounded like he was talking to himself unintentionally, but he was actually saying it to himself on purpose.

The thought of Mr. Wang that came out of his mind just now startled him, not only a sense of weirdness, but also a sense of immorality.

So the boy naively hypnotized himself: he always read it in his mouth, and he would naturally read it in his heart.

Only miss her, not others.Only think about women, not about...men.

In this way, there will be no sense of betrayal towards your girlfriend.

Wang Laoji put on a thin white shirt. The tailored clothes perfectly outlined the muscle texture of the man's body, but the material was a bit too low-quality, and the neckline made his neck itchy.

The man couldn't help but deepened his brows again, knocked on the door and said to Jiao Jiao, "Pants."

The pampered and well-behaved Mr. Actor is very disgusted with this stinky and harsh environment, and hastened his movements to finish changing quickly, which caused him to almost step into the shit hole when he was changing his pants. He was so angry that he cursed in six languages Put on the last blazer too.

So Jiao Jiao got another argument to support "my girlfriend is much better than Wang Laoji", he thought in his heart: I didn't expect this Mr. Wang to be able to swear, I have never used those swearing tricks before I've heard it, it's really dirty.

Look, my "baby" never swears, and she spits out a soft and fragrant mouth.

Yes, women are cuter than men!

"Okay, I changed it."

The man with "no breasts and no long hair", "full of foul language", and "not as cute as a woman" changed into a neat suit and walked out of the toilet cubicle frowning.

The clothes are unexpectedly suitable, and it is a good interpretation of what is meant by "people wear clothes, not clothes wear people".

Wang Laoji is a natural clothes hanger, no matter how loose the clothes are, he can be controlled by his perfect figure.

No matter how old the style of the clothes is, it becomes "deliberately old" when worn on a good-looking person, and the stitches that are not so neat also become deliberate for fashion.

"Okay?" He asked tentatively.

The man who asked "It's okay" had a delicate retro charm in the corners of his eyes and eyebrows. His hair was not specially taken care of, so it was intertwined with each other in a messy way, but he looked unique because of the matching of his body.

It looks like a male model slowly walking out from the cover of a magazine in the last century, but there is still a white smoky cigar at the fingertips.

Jiao Jiao was stunned on the spot.

It seems... a person with no breasts and no long hair can be very attractive, and can be easily forgiven for swearing, and everything is cuter than a woman...

"I'll go, second uncle and grandma are a bitch," this time it was the village boy's turn to swear.

Wang Laoji: "??"

"Is it really that bad?" He murmured resentfully, and looked down at the cheap suit he was wearing: "It seems pretty ugly..."

"Not ugly, not ugly," Jiao Jiao collected herself, bit her lower lip and straightened the skirt for him, "Mr. Wang, you look handsome in this suit, you really look good."

Not only is it good-looking, the man's innate nobility made him wear this set of tailor-made products at the entrance of the village, which cost no more than 300 yuan, with an unparalleled sense of sophistication.

"Really good-looking?" Wang Luoji was a little bit elated by the compliment.

Jiao Jiao happily praised: "The super invincible cosmic explosion style is beautiful, the 360-degree no-dead-angle style is beautiful, and the spiral ascending Thomas full-rotation style is beautiful!"

"Just, it's okay," Wang Luoji said lightly, as if he didn't care about these compliments.

Then, the man raised his chin up 45 degrees silently, and turned his face slightly to reveal his perfect and smooth jawline.Spread the shoulders back and tighten the waist, abdomen and hips, stretching the muscles of the body to the most conspicuous state.

In order to show his temperament, he put his hands in his pockets, showing a casual and unrestrained attitude.

The pants actually have no pockets...

A word was written on Wang Luoji's face: I am a work of art from the hand of God.

Jiao Jiao swallowed her saliva, and forced herself to start a new round of brain supplements for "little girlfriends": women are better than men, women are better than men, women are better than men...

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