Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

When walking out of the public toilet for more than ten meters, Jiao Jiao blushed and walked quickly ahead, while Wang Laoji was still fiddling with the tie around his neck.

Those who didn't know thought what these two were doing in the public toilet just now...

The man glanced at Jiao Jiao who was walking in front, and thought about online dating for no reason.

Indeed, Jiao Jiao is a good boy.Deceiving such an honest and simple boy made Wang Wangchao unhappy all day long, tormented by an uneasy conscience all the time.

Now every time he looks at Jiaojiao, it is difficult for him to face it as if nothing had happened. This kind of mood is very complicated, like licking a lollipop and suddenly discovering a dung beetle in the candy.

It was bad luck.

Wang Luoji didn't quite know where the unlucky feeling in his heart came from, was it because he met an acquaintance in online dating?Or is it because you know that it is absolutely impossible for the other party to like you?

He remembered his coquettish coquetry and sweet-talking coaxing on the Internet, thinking about it now, he even felt nauseous.

The other party is very fond of this set, soft, sweet, and cute, all of which are based on the identity of a woman, not a man.

At the beginning, it was just because of a whim, I was so damn playful, I wanted to tease a netizen I had never met, and I planned to chat with him for two or three days before dumping the other party.

Who would have thought that the more you chat, the more you get ahead, the cuteness and straightforwardness of the other party can capture people through the screen of a mobile phone.

Not to mention that the other party really lost his mind.

The feeling of regret is too tormenting, especially in the face of a person I don't want to hurt, the feeling of regret is more like being tortured.

Seeing that Jiao Jiao's expectations based on this lie are getting bigger and bigger, Wang Luoji thought: In the end, I still have to tell it, and I can't let the other party fall deeper and deeper.

He was thinking about how to explain this matter, Jiao Jiao in front stopped and waited for him.

When Wang Laoji followed, Jiao Jiao called him, "Mr. Wang."

"Ok?"

Jiao Jiao suddenly became serious, and said in a respectful tone like asking a military adviser, "I have something to ask you."

"Well, say," Wang Laoji was lowering his head and fiddling with the tie around his neck, feeling that it seemed strange no matter how he tied it, either the position was off or the tie was not standard.

Jiao Jiao twirled her ten fingers, and said in a low tone: "That's right, my baby won't reply to my messages..."

Wang Luoji replied absently: "What baby?"

"It's my online dating partner."

"Ah?! What, what?!" Wang Laoji's tense nerves exploded all of a sudden, and he took five steps back, pulling his tie so hard that he almost strangled himself to death.

Like a frightened bird.

Jiao Jiao saw that his face turned pale with shock, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"No, no..." Wang Luoji pretended to be calm, and said nonsense in a serious manner, "Just now a spider crawled past my feet."

This day is really unbearable, he is driven crazy by his fragile and sensitive nerves.When Jiao Jiao's words came out just now, it happened to coincide with what he was thinking, and he thought that the other party could read minds.

The man didn't make a sound, and tugged on the tight tie, feeling entangled in his heart, he didn't know whether it was irritability or fear.

"Are you trying to tie a knot for yourself? Let me help you," Jiao Jiao reached out to help him untie his tie, planning to tie it again.

"Actually, I can do it myself," Wang Luoji said, but his feet didn't move, and Jiao Jiao came over to help him tie his tie.

While folding his tie, the boy continued what he had just said, "Mr. Wang, didn't you ask me to add my baby's WeChat that day? I gave her my account, but she didn't seem to add me. .I didn’t even respond to the chat messages on the game.”

Wang Luoji casually found an excuse: "Maybe she was busy and didn't see the news."

"It's unlikely. In the past, she wouldn't not reply to me for so long. Maybe it was my suggestion to add WeChat, which frightened her. I was too abrupt, wasn't I?"

"No, you..." Another sense of guilt came over, and Wang Luoji said in relief: "It's not your fault, don't be too nervous, she must have her own reasons for not adding you."

It's not your fault, it's my fault.

It's all fucking my fault.

Before that, Wang Luoji never thought that in this world, maybe someone would lose their hopes because he was a man.

"Then why doesn't she want to add me?" Jiao Jiao pouted, a little sad.

"Perhaps, she doesn't want you to know her, her..." Wang Luoji paused, and it took a long time before he said these three words: "True face."

He was suddenly very scared, afraid that the moment the lie was exposed, when all the masks were torn off, the real face revealed would be ferocious.

Will scare away the expecting boy.

But Jiao Jiao seemed resigned, "Even if she looks ugly, like Zhu Bajie Qiao Biluo the old black mountain demon, I don't mind."

Wang Luoji was taken aback, "Don't mind? She may... be far from what you imagined, or even completely opposite, don't you mind?"

Jiao Jiao's expression was gloomy, but her eyes were firm. "There are countless possibilities in the world, but no matter which one I meet, I like it. I like that person, not a possibility."

"You..." Wang Luoji couldn't even utter a complete sentence.

"The existence of possibilities can't stop me from liking someone," Jiao Jiao spread her hands helplessly and sweetly, "Maybe the other person is terrible, but I just like her, what can I do?"

Wang Luoji's heart let out a heavy "boom", like an ancient bell waking up in the morning mist, being hit hard by the bell and pestle to make endless echoes.

At this time, the intertwined tie was like a knot that sealed the man, making him obediently stay in place, unable to move, and let the boy's thin white hands wrap around in front of him.

"Okay, it's tied," Jiao Jiao said very well, and tied a beautiful tie knot in two or three strokes.

Even though the process was short, Wang Laoji enjoyed the feeling of being served at close range, because the "waiter" was Jiao Jiao.

In fact, if possible, he doesn't mind the other party tying a Chinese knot, then he can have more time to enjoy this "service".

For a moment, Wang Luoji suddenly wished that he was really a 34D loli with big breasts.

Even if there is no 34D, even if it is not a loli, as long as it is a woman.

Wang Luoji silently sculpts himself here, but Jiao Jiao has already run over there, busy preparing for the ribbon-cutting event later.

"Brother Jiao, something went wrong here," an uncle who helped prepare the scene called to stop him.

Jiao Jiao paused, "What's wrong?"

The uncle had a gloomy face, pointing to the signboard that was going to be unveiled when the ribbon was cut later, "Look at this, it's printed wrong."

When Jiao Jiao looked at it, his eyes almost went dark. The first word on it was printed wrongly, and "Shabian Village Fruit Wholesale Market Import Area" was printed as "Shaobian Village Fruit Wholesale Market Import Area".

Shao Bian Shao Bian... Is this to promote a harmonious society and to beat people up less?

Jiao Jiao sighed: "Why did you only find out now?"

The uncle scratched his head: "The guy who went to get the signboard can't read."

"..."

He was so worried that a white hair popped out immediately, and there were only 10 minutes left before the activity started. The boy had a flash of inspiration and hurried to the grocery store on the next street to buy an oil-based pen.

The boy moved the ladder, climbed up with a pen in his mouth, and directly added a "氵" to the left of the word "less" on the signboard.

Wang Laoji, who was passing by, dropped a sentence: "Hey, be careful."

"Got it," Jiao Jiao responded, flicking the pen in his hand back and forth quickly, he wanted to blacken and bold the "氵" with all his strength, so that the font wouldn't look too inconsistent.

Looking at the signboard that combines traditional handwriting and modern printing technology, the boy said speechlessly: "That's it, let's make do with it..."

The ribbon-cutting ceremony began, and the scene was decorated quite like a rural nouveau riche... No, it was the atmosphere of a rural individual businessman.

An inflatable red arch is across the doorway of the pavement, and the inflator next to it is "humming" and vibrating.Two rows of opening flower baskets were lined up neatly, making people dazzled by the bright red and purple colors.The curtain covers the huge signboard behind, waiting for the ribbon-cutting guests to unveil it.

The venue was filled with bright red festivities, and those who didn't know it thought it was arranged by a wedding planning company.

In order to make the scene look better, Jiao Jiao also had dozens of colorful balloons randomly placed on the ground, making it more lively to watch.

Unexpectedly, the cumbersome Xiaoye strayed into this dangerous "minefield", like a giant crushing tank, and accidentally crushed all the balloons.

Watching the fat man jumping up and down among the crackling balloons, Wang Laoji covered his forehead and said to the person next to him who was in charge of the venue layout: "Sorry, I don't know that fat man, he is really not my assistant." ..."

There is a large table like a podium at the entrance of the area, covered with bright red velvet, and the familiar little golden tripod, but this time instead of the big incense stick like Optimus Prime, three thin small golden tripods are inserted. fragrant.

There was no crispy-skinned roast pig on the table, but a congratulatory cake the size of a washbasin, with the words "every step is promoted" and "prosperity is equal to the sky" written on it with cream.These eight characters are very well mixed with the meaning of promotion and wealth and blessings like the East China Sea, but the meaning of not making a fortune is...

Wang Luoji looked at this cake for a long time, and finally couldn't help but let out a question of soul: "Are you sure this cake wasn't ordered by your competitor?"

Jiao Jiao replied heartlessly: "How do you know? I have to thank him later."

Wang Laoji: "..."

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