Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

Actually, Jiao Jiao didn't sleep well last night.

Because he is always thinking about the "scandals" of Wang Laoji, firstly he is worried that the market will be boycotted in the future because of hiring a "bad record" spokesperson, and secondly he is thinking about whether the news is true or not.

On the way, he secretly glanced at Wang Luoji. His inner activities were very complicated, and there were many things he wanted to ask but couldn't ask.

The boy hesitated and hesitated, "Mr. Wang, I want to ask you something..."

"Ask." Wang Luoji responded casually.

"...Forget it, it's nothing."

"..."

When Jiao Jiao thought of rushing up and grabbing someone's collar, she slobbered and asked, "Aren't you a girlfriend?! Did you illegally raise funds to defraud fans?! Did you abuse your manager? People?!"

This overly exaggerated imagination made him feel a little palpitating: Hell, it must be like this because of a neuropathy.

When they arrived at the fruit batch market, the scene had already been arranged properly.

Gao Ao got up at [-] o'clock this morning, personally delivered the opening wreath, took the cake, arranged the red gift belt, the signboard in the fruit area, etc., and implemented every detail in every detail. It is no wonder that his business is so successful.

This person, be diligent, God will not let you down.

The ribbon-cutting ceremony in the imported fruit area was at 880:[-] in the morning, and the time accurate to the minute was given by a master.Gao Ao heard that the master is a living god, so what is accurate, so he spent a huge sum of [-] yuan to hire someone to set the opening date.

The master looked at the almanac and made divinations, talking in his mouth, quietly glanced at the wall clock on the wall when he was doing the fortune-telling, it was exactly [-]:[-], and he gave an "auspicious time", saying that it was guaranteed that the business would be done well It's booming.

It’s just eight o’clock, and there’s exactly one hour left for Wang Laoji’s makeup and hair. Jiao Jiao brought a Sha Matt who was dyed in three colors of red, green and gold to him, and introduced him, “Mr. Wang, this is Tony.” , from our village, responsible for your makeup and hair."

Wang Laoji looked at teacher Tony's hair that seemed to have messed up the palette, and his right eyelid twitched without warning, feeling very ominous.

The almighty Xiaoye understood his boss's expression, and took the initiative to save the situation, "Brother Wang, otherwise I'll come, I've watched a lot of beauty videos, not to mention a thousand, there are hundreds, maybe I can give it a try."

Wang Luoji: "...Let's not talk about this, but why do you watch beauty videos?"

Xiaoye: "..."

Jiao Jiao seemed to know something extraordinary.

After looking at this Tony for a few times, the worry on Wang Luoji's face increased instead of diminishing, and he didn't know what kind of ghost this man would draw for him.

Jiao Jiao quickly reassured them, "Don't worry, Tony is a good hairdresser in our village. He is very talented and has dabbled in the field of beauty makeup. Look at the perfect makeup on his face, he did it himself Woolen cloth!"

Teacher Tony blinked quite proudly, showing rose red eye shadow with glittering sequins, and at the same time puckered up his lips painted with male color, his cheeks were as red as a monkey's butt.

Just, a bit like Thai ladyboy sauce purple.

"Finish, perfect makeup?" Wang Luoji and Xiaoye both gasped, they were deeply puzzled by Jiao Jiao's masculine aesthetics.

Tony raised his orchid fingers and grinned, "Don't worry, I can do all kinds of makeup. I have attended that kind of beauty makeup training class before, and my professional ability is absolutely outstanding."

Wang Laoji's teeth trembled: "Mr. Tuo... No, Mr. Tony, have you verified?"

Can even be verified by painting on the face these days? !

"I took the exam, but I failed." Tony smiled, "Maybe my makeup technique is too uninhibited, not in line with the traditional beauty makeup method, and my style is more free-style."

Wang Laoji: "..." Ohshit.

Jiao Jiao patted Tony on the shoulder, and said as if entrusting a heavy responsibility: "Brother, I leave this place to you."

He was very confident in Tony's makeup ability, and after a brief explanation, he left with peace of mind.

"Don't mess around," Wang Luoji took two steps back, looking at Tony in panic.

"Brother Jiao told me that you're going to cut the ribbon today, it's easy to change, just use a commuter outfit." Tony said, turned on his mobile phone and Baidu started "How to draw a commuter outfit"...

The more Xiaoye looked at it, the more unreliable she became, and she always felt that the handsome face of his boss was about to be destroyed, so she said awkwardly, "Teacher Tony, what kind of makeup are you usually good at?"

Tony was choosing the right eyebrow pencil according to Wang Laoji's hair color, and replied: "Heavy makeup."

"What kind of thick makeup?" Xiaoye thought for a while, his boss is naturally beautiful, so maybe he is not suitable for heavy makeup.

"Peking opera makeup and smoky makeup, with a strong sense of makeup, give you the most extreme visual effect," said Tony, who had been in troupes and circuses before, and was able to paint painted faces with ease.

Wang Luoji stood aside and broke out in a cold sweat.

"There needs to be a little more trust between people. Since you have chosen me, you must trust me 100%," Tony tried the color on his hand with a puff of powder, and said in plastic English, "trustme, OK ?”

"Of course it's OK," Wang Luoji gave him a trusting look.

Then run away in the next second.

In the next second, he was caught by Tony.

Tony has not only done makeup for the circus, but also performed acrobatics in it, using jacks and a penis.In order to survive these days, I really can't survive without a few unique skills.

He only used two fingers to drag Wang Laoji back, and the fingers of the other hand were responsible for bouncing the nagging two hundred catties of fat lobular leaves a hundred meters away.

"Handsome guy, don't move around," Tony pressed Wang Laoji on a plastic sun lounger. An open space next to the market is a temporary dressing room, and the sunlight is the natural lighting.

Jiao Jiao, who was busy before and after, glanced this way, saw Wang Luoji obediently sitting on the sun lounger waiting for makeup, and felt relieved.

However, Wang Luoji was just too frightened to move.

Gaoao walked by Jiao Jiao, saw him staring at a certain place motionlessly, and followed his gaze, "Why are you staring at Mr. Wang?"

"Ah?" Jiao Jiao came back to her senses, "Is there?"

"Yes," Gao Ao grabbed his nephew by the collar and pulled him away, "I'm just here to watch celebrities, go to work for me!"

Tony seldom puts on make-up for a handsome guy like Wang Laoji, and his usual guests are old ladies or young girls in the village, so he has very limited room to play.Now that there is a ready-made experimental product in front of him, he was so happy that he smashed the powder cake at the beginning.

Wang Laoji let out a long sigh of relief, "It's just this fake white color, it's good to fall, at least I don't have to be turned into a Japanese geisha."

Unexpectedly, Tony took out a box of baby powder and said, "Fortunately, I also brought a box of this, so let's use this instead."

Wang Laoji: "........."

Before Mr. Tony could kill him, he exhausted all his strength to push the person away, and cursed: "Won't the fucking face be disfigured if you paint it on your face? Are you planning to paint the wall on my face? I Rely on this face to eat! Will you support me after the money-making tool is rotten?!"

Since Jiao Jiao's spiritual persuasion that night, this so-called "elegant gentleman" has really liberated his nature recently, he doesn't bother to hide his temper, and can look like a mad dog at any time.

He snatched the box of Johnson's Baby Powder from Tony's hand and swung it out like ashes.

"Ah...then don't put on powder~" Tony pouted aggrievedly.

He calmly took out a concealer, "Then help you cover your dark circles, Brother Jiao repeatedly emphasized to me that you need to cover your dark circles, and he talked about it six times in 10 minutes, like an old woman. "

The word "Brother Jiao" was more effective than tranquilizers, and Wang Laoji immediately felt much calmer. It seemed that Jiao Jiao remembered his words quite firmly.

After several struggles, Wang Daxing finally sat on the stool, waiting for the other party to do something to his face, as if resigned to his fate and waiting for death.

I didn't expect the effect to come out, Tony's transformation was very good.

It's as if it's melted.

It can also be said that Wang Laoji's original foundation was very good. Just by drawing out his eyebrows and putting a little red on his lips, the man's deep outline was enough to stand out.

As for the hair, he wouldn't even let it be touched.

As soon as Tony's hand approached Wang Laoji's hair growth area, the big star immediately picked up an eyebrow trimming knife and put it on his neck, aiming at the main artery: "If you dare to touch a hair of my father, I will kill you and let me go again." suicide!"

"..." All of them came out, what else could Mr. Tony do.

After finishing her makeup and hair, Jiao Jiao walked towards Wang Laoji, holding a dark gray suit in her hand, and handing it to him, "Mr. Wang, you can change into this."

Wang Luoji took the suit and stared blankly at the 80s studio-style clothes for a long time——

The style is old, and the color is even more old.Big black round buttons, wide shoulders and chimney pants...

He usually only wears this kind of clothes when he is filming scenes from the old days.

"For our grandfather to wear?"

"..."

Wang Luoji's face was so disgusted that he almost didn't say the word "bah", "Is this for filming on the beach or in the rain? Why are you using the costumes of the Republic of China?"

Jiao Jiao choked for a while, and said in embarrassment: "This, this is not the costume of the Republic of China, it was made for you by my uncle who asked the tailor at the end of the village... The suit you are going to wear to cut the ribbon today, and someone will take pictures of you for publicity. "

Wang Laoji: "..." I would rather be naked.

Knowing that big stars are used to wearing high-end clothes, Jiao Jiao could not accept this kind of shoddy clothes, so she tried her best to persuade her: "My uncle's vision may be... um, he, he said, this style is high-end and fashionable. , can not only wear a man's unique..."

The volume of the second half of the sentence gradually decreased. He looked at this Arbor style suit and said without confidence, "...mature temperament."

Seeing the scorched banana wilting, Xiaoye, who didn't dare to say anything, felt sympathetic, and chimed in: "Well, retro styles are popular this year, really."

After she finished speaking, Wang Laoji slapped her eyes severely, and Xiaoye never dared to say a word.

Wang Luoji was full of disgust, but seeing Jiao Jiao's look of helplessness, he couldn't bear to embarrass him after all, so he reluctantly agreed to wear this style. costumes.

There were tears in the man's eyes, and he held up his last bit of stubbornness: "You can wear it as soon as you wear it. I have this face and this figure, even if I put it on a burlap bag, it looks good."

Jiao Jiao and Xiaoye applauded enthusiastically, with their tongues worn out, giving this master a thumbs up!

"Arrogant and arrogant laughing against thousands of waves, hot blood beats the red sun, courage is like iron and bone is like fine steel..." Teacher Lin Zixiang's chivalrous voice startled the three men present.

It turned out that Xiaoye's phone rang.

None of the cell phone ringtones of this group of people were normal.

As soon as Xiaoye saw the caller ID, she greeted them and hurried to the side to pick it up, "Hello? Hey, hello, hello, yes, yes, I am Wang Laoji's assistant and temporary manager... "

Since Wang Luoji's accident, as the only remaining staff member in the team, Xiaoye has been both a father and a mother, not only taking care of all of Wang Luoji's daily affairs, but also responsible for all of Wang Luoji's work arrangements .

This child, overworked to two hundred catties, aged more than ten years in just half a year.

"Where is there a place to change clothes?" Wang Luoji asked casually. He looked around and didn't see a space where he could change clothes.

That's right, this is the farmers' market... Do you want me to change clothes in the open air?

"Over there," Jiao Jiao pointed to a small corner not far away, "there is a small public toilet over there."

The boy helped him take the suit in his hand, and led him away with thoughts in his mouth: "there are compartments in the public toilet to change, but the smell is a bit strong, you bear with it. But there is no place to hang clothes there, I will accompany you Let's go together, I can take care of you by the side."

Wang Laoji's eyes trembled fragilely: "Pub...toilet...?"

Believe it or not, I will cry for you!

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