Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

After struggling for a long time, Wang Luoji still failed to jump off the stairs.Xiaoye hugged him tightly and did not let go, and the two of them were fixed on the edge of the river in a titanic hug.

Leaning on the railing, Wang Daxing thought hard: should he choose to owe [-] million in debt, or choose to be a bully?

Xiaoye wept bitterly, and grabbed the boss who was in arrears with their monthly salary: "Life is precious, don't do stupid things! If you can't die by jumping down, you will have to pay for the medical expenses if you fall half disabled!"

Hearing the word "medical expenses", Wang Luoji calmed down a little, and asked with a distracted look: "Can the medical expenses be more than [-] million US dollars?"

The fat man twitched his red nose from crying, and shook his head tremblingly: "No..."

"Then I'd better dance," the man prodded frantically with one long leg out of the river.

"Stop it!" Xiaoye held him back with all her strength, "Listen to my advice—"

"Don't listen, I don't listen."

"..."

Death is beckoning slowly.

If you die, you can settle everything. If you really owe [-] million in debt, you might as well go to bliss early, why bother to live.

Poor Xiao Ye cried so hard that her voice became hoarse, and she turned on the Tang Monk mode: "To be a human being, you must be able to bend and stretch. Han Xin even endured the humiliation of his crotch. He endured hardships to be a master. He endured humiliation and endured hardships. , everything will be solved easily!"

Wang Luoji, whose heart was severely injured, came out of his body and shook his head blankly.

It's easy to solve...it's not as simple as it is said.

In the next hour, Xiaoye finally pulled the disillusioned actor Wang back from the brink of death by virtue of his sharp tongue and the quotations of famous elementary school essays that he hadn't forgotten in his mind.

Thinking about the confused and difficult future, Wang Luoji pondered from the golden sunset to the dark night, and finally accepted his fate...

The golden goat actor who was once so popular has become a thing of the past, and now he is just a past star, how can he be qualified to pick and choose?

People need to recognize the reality, life is always going on, and you have to live with it.

The master and servant who depended on each other embraced and cried on the balcony of the mansion, and sang to the sky: "He said that the pain in the wind and rain is nothing, wipe away the tears and don't be afraid at least we still have dreams..."

the next day.In Shabian Village.

Jiao Jiao's family was having a hearty breakfast, with a large plate of freshly cut fruits and hot egg, peanut and vegetable porridge in front of them, all prepared by his uncle in the morning.

Sitting at the dining table for ten years has been the "iron triangle" of the Jiao family: Jiao Jiao, Jiao Hua and Gaoao.

Gao Ao decreed: "Jiao, this weekend, go get acquainted with Cuihua from the next village."

"Again?" Jiao Jiao immediately crossed her hands when she heard that his uncle was going to arrange a blind date for him again, "If you arrange a blind date for me again, I'm going to be afraid of girls."

"Women-phobic, women-phobic..." Desperately repeating this new vocabulary to her.

Jiao Hua is Jiao Jiao's biological sister. This girl was born with a bad brain. Even though she is 25 this year, her intelligence has only developed to ten years old.

Gao Gao picked a piece of yellow peach meat for the siblings respectively, and reprimanded Jiao Jiao: "What do you mean again, isn't it the seventh? You have the opportunity to meet girls, aren't you happy?"

"Uncle, I said I have a girlfriend, we are very stable, can you stop getting involved?"

Jiao Jiao met a female netizen while playing games, and they chatted very well, and the two developed on the road of "online dating", which is called a deep affection.

It's a pity that in the eyes of a middle-aged man with outdated concepts like his uncle, this matter is quite unreliable.

"Just your girlfriend who lives on the Internet?" Gao Ao snorted, "You young people are quite trendy, but what the hell, you will fly away if you unplug the network cable. If you can really bring back a girl with a nose and eyes, I believe you have a girlfriend!"

Jiao Jiao stopped talking, he didn't know how to refute.

In fact, he also thinks that online dating is quite unreliable, but he can really chat with the other party, so what if he has never met?It is enough to share joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys with each other. What is the difference between this and love for the purpose of secreting dopamine?

He quietly pressed his phone under the table, and a message was sent in the chat box——

[Scorched Banana]: "Baby, my uncle forced me to go on a blind date again. The feudal power of the elders is a big mountain..."

"Baked Banana" is his screen name.

This news is a bit like a boyfriend reporting to his girlfriend, but the other party seems to be busy and hasn't responded yet.

His "girlfriend" is indeed busy, busy packing up and going to the countryside.

"I'm talking to you, don't play with your phone," Gao Ao showed the majesty of an elder to press, "You must not go on a blind date, everything has been arranged."

Jiao Jiao reluctantly stuffed the phone into her trouser pocket, "I can't betray my love, if you force me to go on a blind date, it's like beating a mandarin duck!"

"You call it playing house, you call it love. You are single since you were born, and you are already 24. Why don't you hurry up and find someone?" He proudly looked at this nephew meaningfully, and said in a strange way: "Boy, the speed of your hands is too fast." Is it almost over a hundred?"

"..." Jiao Jiao hastily covered his sister's ears, "Hua Hua is here, you old and unscrupulous old man, pay attention to your yellow accent."

Jiao Hua smiled foolishly, not understanding what they were saying at all, and repeated her brother's words to herself.

Gao Ao put down his chopsticks, "By the way, Jiao, the marketing spokesperson I hired has to be contacted by you instead."

"why?"

"When I was cooking porridge this morning, I dropped my mobile phone into the pot. The contract is my number, so I shouldn't be able to call it."

"..." The boy silently put down the half-drunk porridge bowl.

In order to raise awareness in the market, Gao Ao set up a set of promotion and publicity, saying that he wanted to find a big star to be his image spokesperson.

Jiao Jiao didn't know who his uncle invited, and he had never heard of that name.But he is too lazy to care so much, after all, everything in the market is decided by Gao Gao, the big boss.

What's more, the endorsement contract has been signed, and there is no way to change it.

Gao Gao instructed: "The other party left a phone number in the contract, you can call later and say that Party A has changed their phone number, just keep yours."

"Well," Jiao Jiao responded perfunctorily, and then asked, "What's that man's name? Wang Laoji?"

"It's Wang Laoji!" Gao Ao tapped the bowl with his chopsticks and emphasized, "You can't remember it even after saying it hundreds of times, you should have some snacks! He is a superstar, so don't call him by the wrong name!"

"Oh......"

Jiao Jiao thought to herself: No wonder he searched for "Wanglaoji" on the Internet before, and the results were all red pots of herbal tea, and there were no celebrities at all.

Whether he is a superstar or not, Jiao Jiao has never cared about the entertainment industry. Apart from being a little familiar with a few TV drama actors, he doesn't know anything about other stars.

Oh, of course, except for his favorite actor Liang Jian.

The boy's tone was very disdainful: "As long as you say that he is a superstar, I don't know which film and television city invited him. Superstars will come to our village? Go to the mountains and go to the countryside? Don't let people be fooled!"

"The agency charged me a lot of money, so they won't lie to me. I heard from him that Wang Laoji is still a great actor, and I seem to have seen his movies." Gao Gao said with style.

"Have you seen his movies? How old is the spokesperson you are looking for? Is it an old artist?"

Jiao Jiao thought, she might need to find a wheelchair to push that old Mr. Wang into the village...

He proudly and seriously recalled Wang Laoji's appearance——

The facial features are as exquisite as those of mixed race, the facial contours are sharp and angular, the eyebrows, eyes and nose are all carved out, and the temperament is not comparable to that of ordinary people.

He said, "Probably not, I have seen his photos, the young man is handsome."

"Oh." Jiao Jiao curled her lips indifferently.

At the same time, he received a reply from his online dating partner on his mobile phone——

[When you get angry, just drink me]: "You are a big pig's hoof! My sister won't allow you to go on a blind date, bit your lips and stomp your feet to be coquettish! Bad brother, you can't have other girls in your heart, she is angry. ...For you, what is a nest? Cry o(╥﹏╥)o"

Jiao Jiao's heart melted.

Such a pure and unaffected cute girl can only be found on the Internet.

He pondered for a long time with the thinking of a straight man, and replied with what he thought was the most romantic love words: "You are the beauty I hold in my palm."

The other party is an annoying little goblin, presumably because of his emotional appeal, it took a long time before he replied——

"Brother must only like me~~ The pull hook is hanging for 100 years and cannot be changed! (Little finger pull hook hook.jpg) Do you love me? (?′?‵?)IL??????"

The straight man Jiao Jiao has completely fallen.

With this tone and tone, he could feel the cuteness of the other party through the phone screen. This girl is simply a kawaii sweetheart!

He has such a perfect online dating partner, and he even has a ghost kiss.

His heart had softened into syrup, and he replied in seconds: "Okay, brother promises you, I will only love you forever!"

The author says:

Online dating content seriously causes discomfort.

Liang Jian: I came from "Rainbow Fart" next door, and I will be annoying as always in this article, thank you for your support