Afraid of getting angry, just drink me
Chapter 1
The orange-red setting sun bloomed strangely and fiercely, like the blood dripping from a large cloud of fire, gradually smudged from the horizon.
The light shines straight through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, and just like this, shines into this villa with an extraordinary market price.
A handsome man with his hands in his pockets was standing quietly in front of a huge French window.
He was dressed in a neat black suit, and his long legs cut straight to his tall figure.That side face was really handsome, covered with a hazy golden edge by the setting sun.
Wang Luoji, even if he just stands still, he is like an uncrowned king with full aura, exuding a wave of...
Pretentious breath.
However, his silhouette cast on the floor is extremely lonely against the bloody twilight, like the dilapidated soul of a fragile person unintentionally exposed.
As miserable as his real situation.
Yes, this man is sad for spring and autumn, his eyes are dark, he is like a broken flower that has been ravaged by life.
It's been half a year, and Wang Luoji has been doing nothing and waiting for work for half a year. Every day at home, he concentrates on picking his feet, dazed, licking pigs, Ge You lying down...
It's like this every day, sitting and eating.
Originally, as an actor-level figure, he could be regarded as the pride of heaven in the circle.However, since a year ago, negative news such as sex scandals and violent beatings of agents followed one after another, and his career fell to the bottom overnight.
All kinds of extravagant endorsements and drama appointments have been withdrawn, let alone filming now, he doesn't even have a role in swatting flies.
The man looked at the sunset in the sky and hummed the theme song of "Cinderella" lightly: "Whenonceuponatime~instoriesandinrhyme~Amomentyoucanshine......."
A princess in trouble, but a princess at heart.
The essence of Wang Luoji is a princess.Even if life is dead and the future is dead, he always has an inviolable arrogance.
Therefore, Wang Laoji has one day a week that is bright and beautiful.For example, today, he combed himself the brightest hair, put on the most expensive suit, and dressed himself up as if he was going to a party.
Even if he didn't intend to go out at all.
After spending so much time and effort, he can only walk around in his own garden, like a proud and noble leopard, with his chest up and his head up, admiring himself.
Then he was treated as crazy by the community security guards passing by on an electric donkey...
It sounds weird, but it is the last trace of pride that this man holds tightly.
At this moment, standing in front of this floor-to-ceiling window, he recalled the golden years in the film industry in the past. The glory of the past is like a passing cloud, and he can't help but feel melancholy.
"Brother Wang, just go, can I kneel down and beg you?" A two-hundred-jin fat man knelt down in front of him, holding on to his trouser legs, as if he was begging him not to leave. Dig his ancestral grave.
The fat man's name is Xiaoye, and he is Wang Luoji's life assistant and temporary manager, and he can be called a cheap laborer.After the film emperor fell into disrepair, all the staff members ran away like a famine, only he never left, and stayed by your side.
Wang Luoji turned around slowly, looked down at the fat man condescendingly, and said coldly: "This five-figure suit trousers, if you dare to wrinkle the trouser legs, your salary next month will evaporate immediately."
Xiaoye silently withdrew her paw.
But he was still wailing: "Brother Wang, if you don't go, it's a breach of contract! We can't afford the liquidated damages, it's [-] million!"
What is the concept of [-] million?
The wage earner Xiaoye has the final say, he has to save up to 800 years without eating or drinking to save [-] million RMB...
If his boss couldn't pay the liquidated damages and was sued by Party A to go to debtor's prison, then let alone next month, his salary for this month would evaporate.
Mentioning this matter, Wang Luoji's face suddenly changed: "Fucking [-] million, this is to force me to be a duck!"
Xiaoye blurted out anxiously: "It's better to be a duck than to owe someone [-] million!"
Wang Laoji: "..."
Killing thoughts were about to move, he barely suppressed his anger, and gracefully straightened the trousers that were torn by Xiaoye.Remind yourself: Classy, must be classy.Lao Tzu is the most delicate boy, so the top of his trousers cannot be crooked.
Xiaoye was about to cry, "Isn't it just an endorsement? It's very simple, wouldn't it be over by cutting the ribbon for Pai Pai commercials? There is also a labor fee."
His words made Wang Luoji even more furious, and shouted: "As for the endorsement, why don't you let me go to the Wechat Business platform! I am the actor, actor, do you understand? Moviegod! I walked the red carpet in Cannes, now you let me Go to the vegetable market?!"
"It's the fruit farmers wholesale market," Xiaoye muttered softly.
"You still say?! Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart!"
The fat man took two steps forward, hugged his thigh humbly, "If you break the contract, we will be torn apart by the contracting party."
"It's not discussed," the man said with a stern tone that could not be refuted. "This is a matter of the bottom line, which concerns my dignity and integrity."
That scumbag endorsement, even a resident singer in a bar running a commercial show, would have to think twice before accepting it, and even asked him to go to a gold award-winning actor?
Then the water in Party A's mind is flooding into a river, right?
Xiaoye shook his leg, "Brother, what about the liquidated damages..."
"Lawsuit! I want to sue Party A! You hire the best lawyer for me immediately!"
Wang Laoji was like a stranded fish on the tidal flat, struggling desperately and refusing to accept the reality.He didn't understand, had he really fallen to this point?
Going to the countryside to sell fruit?
Xiaoye said embarrassingly, "You have been involved in lawsuits, but now you are so poor that you can't even pay utility bills. How can you still have money to file a lawsuit. Private legal aid, let me know?"
Wang Laoji: "..."
It's time for a dog.
"Misfortunes never come singly" and "domino effect", these two words are enough to describe his low period.There is no minimum, only lower.
Ever since his career plummeted, tragedies have happened to Wang Luoji one after another. He lost his money and his career, so he can only live in poverty, like a brick-moving gangster who eats chaff and eats vegetables.
The worst thing is that his former manager had a grudge against him, and signed a cheating "image business" behind his back——
Spokesperson of the farmer's fruit wholesale market.
That Pujiezai also specially set the amount of compensation for breaking the contract at [-] million, just to make it impossible for Wang Luoji to turn back.
One hundred million... For an unemployed 38-line actor, that is an astronomical number that is unattainable.
Absolutely.
So there is now this scene:
The assistant of two hundred catties is humble online, kneels down and begs the former actor to relieve his dignity, and goes to the countryside to shoot endorsements for a certain farmer's market...
"So what if it's a hundred million?" The man said firmly and firmly, "I, Wang Luoji, no matter how poor I am, I will not be reduced to giving up my dignity—"
Xiaoye interrupted him cruelly, "The [-] million... followed by the currency unit is the US dollar."
In the next second, Wang Laoji kicked off the concrete pier wrapped around his legs, and rushed towards the open-air balcony on the third floor of the villa.
"Brother Wang!!" The fat man who had rolled on the ground for two and a half weeks roared.
The man is like a husky out of control, running up the stairs with two waterfalls of tears, "I'm going to die-!!!"
The scene was once tragic.
People in the world are always living different lives. Some people are looking for death, while others are looking for survival.
While someone is about to jump off their balcony, someone is busy welcoming a new batch of fruit.
Two hundred kilometers away from the city center, there is a small village called Shabian.There is a large farmer's fruit wholesale market, which is one of the best-developed industries in this village.
"Black Beauty over there, Seedless over there, Peach - no no no, those are nectarines! Don't get them confused!"
"This side, this side, yes, yes, yes, the cardboard boxes are lined up high, don't take up space, you have to make a way."
"Hey, be careful not to crush the grapes! If you crush the grapes a little bit, it won't work..."
Jiao Jiao was busy going in and out, clamoring to help the workers carry the fruits, while checking the thick purchase slip in her hand.
The boy handled the new goods in an orderly manner, just like a traffic policeman directing traffic on the road.
Although she graduated from high school, Jiao Jiao has a well-developed business acumen, making the market for her own contracting more and more prosperous.In addition to the daily business with the uncles and aunts in this village, he is also actively expanding his business, and many fruit merchants from other cities come here to do wholesale.
The Jiao family's business is booming.
Look, selling agricultural products can also be promising at a young age.
"He's Rooster, He's Guess ~ He's Chick Cluck ~ It's so interesting and so much..."
The phone rang suddenly, and the boy put the ballpoint pen behind his ear, pinched the purchase order under his armpit, took out the phone and pressed the answer button, "Hello?"
"Jiao, how is the girl you met at noon?" It was his uncle who called, and he asked him about the results of today's blind date as soon as he opened his mouth.
"It's not that good," Jiao Jiao recalled the blind date that ended in 8 minutes, with a very ugly expression on her face.
"No way? That girl was introduced by an acquaintance. I heard that she is a high-achieving student, and her family background is also very good."
The boy recounted the question-and-answer session during the blind date without any disturbance: "She said that she hoped that I would abide by male virtues, and asked me to learn to drive yachts and jet skis... and also asked me to learn how to make Portuguese tarts. With brownies... let's just say, I'm out of the league of mind."
"..." Gao Gao had a premonition that his nephew's blind date was confused again, and asked with a headache, "Then how did you tell her?"
Jiao Jiao: "I said, I'm gay."
arrogant:"..............."
"Just kidding, I said that I can only drive tractors and bulldozers, and only make brown sugar cakes. She poured coffee all over me, and the smell of cat shit can't get rid of it..."
The boy raised his elbow and sniffed himself, frowning in disgust.
Why does he always meet strange things on blind dates?
Although he didn't give the other party any good looks, he deliberately screwed up the blind date.
Gao Ao couldn't listen anymore, so he had to start another topic: "Come back early tonight, I made tea tree mushroom ribs soup to clear away the heat."
"Know it."
Jiao Jiao was as busy as a spinning top at the moment, so she didn't have the time to talk on the phone, so she said "goodbye" in a hurry, hung up the phone, and returned to the purchase business.
Sweating hot under the scorching sun, the boy's cheeks were as red as persimmons.
But his skin was so white that it didn't look like someone who would be exposed to the sun all year round. It was tender and thin, like a hard-boiled egg with its shell removed.
This boy, who has been baked rosy by the sun, is pursuing his career with a will of steel.
*
At the same time, two hundred kilometers away, a fat man was clinging to a man who was desperately about to jump off a building.
"Brother Wang, don't wow!" Xiaoye was desperate, he was really desperate.
"Don't stop me! Let me jump!" Wang Laoji was so excited that his veins bulged, "I still have a meaning to live, woo woo woo woo..."
The author says:
Precautions before reading to avoid stepping on mines:
1. There will be a wife-chasing crematorium, but in view of the style of this article and the author's level of sand sculpture, I prefer the wife-chasing playground
2. We don’t know if the steel is straight in the early stage, and we don’t dare to ask, after all, it is bent into a paper clip in the later stage
3. In the early stage of the attack, he was an Internet fraudster who cheated his heart but not his money, and later he changed his mind and started a new life
4. Not much to do with the entertainment industry... After all, what we are doing is the peerless love of the farmers' market!
5. This article follows the sand sculpture route, please don't use normal logic to over-interpret the plot, after all, the author himself is not normal, he will be arrested in a mental hospital if he sand sculptures (not
6. I wish Daga a happy duck~! !
The light shines straight through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, and just like this, shines into this villa with an extraordinary market price.
A handsome man with his hands in his pockets was standing quietly in front of a huge French window.
He was dressed in a neat black suit, and his long legs cut straight to his tall figure.That side face was really handsome, covered with a hazy golden edge by the setting sun.
Wang Luoji, even if he just stands still, he is like an uncrowned king with full aura, exuding a wave of...
Pretentious breath.
However, his silhouette cast on the floor is extremely lonely against the bloody twilight, like the dilapidated soul of a fragile person unintentionally exposed.
As miserable as his real situation.
Yes, this man is sad for spring and autumn, his eyes are dark, he is like a broken flower that has been ravaged by life.
It's been half a year, and Wang Luoji has been doing nothing and waiting for work for half a year. Every day at home, he concentrates on picking his feet, dazed, licking pigs, Ge You lying down...
It's like this every day, sitting and eating.
Originally, as an actor-level figure, he could be regarded as the pride of heaven in the circle.However, since a year ago, negative news such as sex scandals and violent beatings of agents followed one after another, and his career fell to the bottom overnight.
All kinds of extravagant endorsements and drama appointments have been withdrawn, let alone filming now, he doesn't even have a role in swatting flies.
The man looked at the sunset in the sky and hummed the theme song of "Cinderella" lightly: "Whenonceuponatime~instoriesandinrhyme~Amomentyoucanshine......."
A princess in trouble, but a princess at heart.
The essence of Wang Luoji is a princess.Even if life is dead and the future is dead, he always has an inviolable arrogance.
Therefore, Wang Laoji has one day a week that is bright and beautiful.For example, today, he combed himself the brightest hair, put on the most expensive suit, and dressed himself up as if he was going to a party.
Even if he didn't intend to go out at all.
After spending so much time and effort, he can only walk around in his own garden, like a proud and noble leopard, with his chest up and his head up, admiring himself.
Then he was treated as crazy by the community security guards passing by on an electric donkey...
It sounds weird, but it is the last trace of pride that this man holds tightly.
At this moment, standing in front of this floor-to-ceiling window, he recalled the golden years in the film industry in the past. The glory of the past is like a passing cloud, and he can't help but feel melancholy.
"Brother Wang, just go, can I kneel down and beg you?" A two-hundred-jin fat man knelt down in front of him, holding on to his trouser legs, as if he was begging him not to leave. Dig his ancestral grave.
The fat man's name is Xiaoye, and he is Wang Luoji's life assistant and temporary manager, and he can be called a cheap laborer.After the film emperor fell into disrepair, all the staff members ran away like a famine, only he never left, and stayed by your side.
Wang Luoji turned around slowly, looked down at the fat man condescendingly, and said coldly: "This five-figure suit trousers, if you dare to wrinkle the trouser legs, your salary next month will evaporate immediately."
Xiaoye silently withdrew her paw.
But he was still wailing: "Brother Wang, if you don't go, it's a breach of contract! We can't afford the liquidated damages, it's [-] million!"
What is the concept of [-] million?
The wage earner Xiaoye has the final say, he has to save up to 800 years without eating or drinking to save [-] million RMB...
If his boss couldn't pay the liquidated damages and was sued by Party A to go to debtor's prison, then let alone next month, his salary for this month would evaporate.
Mentioning this matter, Wang Luoji's face suddenly changed: "Fucking [-] million, this is to force me to be a duck!"
Xiaoye blurted out anxiously: "It's better to be a duck than to owe someone [-] million!"
Wang Laoji: "..."
Killing thoughts were about to move, he barely suppressed his anger, and gracefully straightened the trousers that were torn by Xiaoye.Remind yourself: Classy, must be classy.Lao Tzu is the most delicate boy, so the top of his trousers cannot be crooked.
Xiaoye was about to cry, "Isn't it just an endorsement? It's very simple, wouldn't it be over by cutting the ribbon for Pai Pai commercials? There is also a labor fee."
His words made Wang Luoji even more furious, and shouted: "As for the endorsement, why don't you let me go to the Wechat Business platform! I am the actor, actor, do you understand? Moviegod! I walked the red carpet in Cannes, now you let me Go to the vegetable market?!"
"It's the fruit farmers wholesale market," Xiaoye muttered softly.
"You still say?! Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart!"
The fat man took two steps forward, hugged his thigh humbly, "If you break the contract, we will be torn apart by the contracting party."
"It's not discussed," the man said with a stern tone that could not be refuted. "This is a matter of the bottom line, which concerns my dignity and integrity."
That scumbag endorsement, even a resident singer in a bar running a commercial show, would have to think twice before accepting it, and even asked him to go to a gold award-winning actor?
Then the water in Party A's mind is flooding into a river, right?
Xiaoye shook his leg, "Brother, what about the liquidated damages..."
"Lawsuit! I want to sue Party A! You hire the best lawyer for me immediately!"
Wang Laoji was like a stranded fish on the tidal flat, struggling desperately and refusing to accept the reality.He didn't understand, had he really fallen to this point?
Going to the countryside to sell fruit?
Xiaoye said embarrassingly, "You have been involved in lawsuits, but now you are so poor that you can't even pay utility bills. How can you still have money to file a lawsuit. Private legal aid, let me know?"
Wang Laoji: "..."
It's time for a dog.
"Misfortunes never come singly" and "domino effect", these two words are enough to describe his low period.There is no minimum, only lower.
Ever since his career plummeted, tragedies have happened to Wang Luoji one after another. He lost his money and his career, so he can only live in poverty, like a brick-moving gangster who eats chaff and eats vegetables.
The worst thing is that his former manager had a grudge against him, and signed a cheating "image business" behind his back——
Spokesperson of the farmer's fruit wholesale market.
That Pujiezai also specially set the amount of compensation for breaking the contract at [-] million, just to make it impossible for Wang Luoji to turn back.
One hundred million... For an unemployed 38-line actor, that is an astronomical number that is unattainable.
Absolutely.
So there is now this scene:
The assistant of two hundred catties is humble online, kneels down and begs the former actor to relieve his dignity, and goes to the countryside to shoot endorsements for a certain farmer's market...
"So what if it's a hundred million?" The man said firmly and firmly, "I, Wang Luoji, no matter how poor I am, I will not be reduced to giving up my dignity—"
Xiaoye interrupted him cruelly, "The [-] million... followed by the currency unit is the US dollar."
In the next second, Wang Laoji kicked off the concrete pier wrapped around his legs, and rushed towards the open-air balcony on the third floor of the villa.
"Brother Wang!!" The fat man who had rolled on the ground for two and a half weeks roared.
The man is like a husky out of control, running up the stairs with two waterfalls of tears, "I'm going to die-!!!"
The scene was once tragic.
People in the world are always living different lives. Some people are looking for death, while others are looking for survival.
While someone is about to jump off their balcony, someone is busy welcoming a new batch of fruit.
Two hundred kilometers away from the city center, there is a small village called Shabian.There is a large farmer's fruit wholesale market, which is one of the best-developed industries in this village.
"Black Beauty over there, Seedless over there, Peach - no no no, those are nectarines! Don't get them confused!"
"This side, this side, yes, yes, yes, the cardboard boxes are lined up high, don't take up space, you have to make a way."
"Hey, be careful not to crush the grapes! If you crush the grapes a little bit, it won't work..."
Jiao Jiao was busy going in and out, clamoring to help the workers carry the fruits, while checking the thick purchase slip in her hand.
The boy handled the new goods in an orderly manner, just like a traffic policeman directing traffic on the road.
Although she graduated from high school, Jiao Jiao has a well-developed business acumen, making the market for her own contracting more and more prosperous.In addition to the daily business with the uncles and aunts in this village, he is also actively expanding his business, and many fruit merchants from other cities come here to do wholesale.
The Jiao family's business is booming.
Look, selling agricultural products can also be promising at a young age.
"He's Rooster, He's Guess ~ He's Chick Cluck ~ It's so interesting and so much..."
The phone rang suddenly, and the boy put the ballpoint pen behind his ear, pinched the purchase order under his armpit, took out the phone and pressed the answer button, "Hello?"
"Jiao, how is the girl you met at noon?" It was his uncle who called, and he asked him about the results of today's blind date as soon as he opened his mouth.
"It's not that good," Jiao Jiao recalled the blind date that ended in 8 minutes, with a very ugly expression on her face.
"No way? That girl was introduced by an acquaintance. I heard that she is a high-achieving student, and her family background is also very good."
The boy recounted the question-and-answer session during the blind date without any disturbance: "She said that she hoped that I would abide by male virtues, and asked me to learn to drive yachts and jet skis... and also asked me to learn how to make Portuguese tarts. With brownies... let's just say, I'm out of the league of mind."
"..." Gao Gao had a premonition that his nephew's blind date was confused again, and asked with a headache, "Then how did you tell her?"
Jiao Jiao: "I said, I'm gay."
arrogant:"..............."
"Just kidding, I said that I can only drive tractors and bulldozers, and only make brown sugar cakes. She poured coffee all over me, and the smell of cat shit can't get rid of it..."
The boy raised his elbow and sniffed himself, frowning in disgust.
Why does he always meet strange things on blind dates?
Although he didn't give the other party any good looks, he deliberately screwed up the blind date.
Gao Ao couldn't listen anymore, so he had to start another topic: "Come back early tonight, I made tea tree mushroom ribs soup to clear away the heat."
"Know it."
Jiao Jiao was as busy as a spinning top at the moment, so she didn't have the time to talk on the phone, so she said "goodbye" in a hurry, hung up the phone, and returned to the purchase business.
Sweating hot under the scorching sun, the boy's cheeks were as red as persimmons.
But his skin was so white that it didn't look like someone who would be exposed to the sun all year round. It was tender and thin, like a hard-boiled egg with its shell removed.
This boy, who has been baked rosy by the sun, is pursuing his career with a will of steel.
*
At the same time, two hundred kilometers away, a fat man was clinging to a man who was desperately about to jump off a building.
"Brother Wang, don't wow!" Xiaoye was desperate, he was really desperate.
"Don't stop me! Let me jump!" Wang Laoji was so excited that his veins bulged, "I still have a meaning to live, woo woo woo woo..."
The author says:
Precautions before reading to avoid stepping on mines:
1. There will be a wife-chasing crematorium, but in view of the style of this article and the author's level of sand sculpture, I prefer the wife-chasing playground
2. We don’t know if the steel is straight in the early stage, and we don’t dare to ask, after all, it is bent into a paper clip in the later stage
3. In the early stage of the attack, he was an Internet fraudster who cheated his heart but not his money, and later he changed his mind and started a new life
4. Not much to do with the entertainment industry... After all, what we are doing is the peerless love of the farmers' market!
5. This article follows the sand sculpture route, please don't use normal logic to over-interpret the plot, after all, the author himself is not normal, he will be arrested in a mental hospital if he sand sculptures (not
6. I wish Daga a happy duck~! !
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