Underworld brat
Chapter 85 You Are So Hard
"yin and yang?"
For the other three in the room, this was a completely new concept.
Chao Fan raised his right palm and said, "Just like my hand, you can regard the center of your palm as yang and the back of your hand as yin. They are opposite to each other, but they can form a whole. Between heaven and earth..." Looking at Mu Xingyuan With Qin Yingzhi's gradually drifting eyes, Chao Fan stopped.
"Ah!" The little princess drooled a little and reached out to grab Chao Fan's mouth.
Chao Fan simply kissed Yaonu's little finger, skipped the explanation, and said, "It's fine if you don't understand, anyway, as long as you know that there are no women in this world, it is because most of the yin energy is absorbed by the Bingpo tree." The reason. Only it can reconcile yin and yang, and give birth to pregnant fruits. However, it is also a chicken thief. In order to control the ability of fertility, he changed the sex of all pregnant fruits into males.”
"Become a man?" Mu Xingyuan sensed something wrong with the word.
"Yes, become a man." Chao Fan lifted his daughter up and said with lingering fear, "Just like our daughter, if it wasn't for accident, I would feed her yin beads every day to supplement the yin beads she originally needed when she was formed." Gas, now, she is a kid who grows up/chicken/chicken."
What the hell is a baby girl?The little prince's nickname?Qin Yingzhi, an outsider, said that he could no longer understand.
"Then how did it do it?" Mu Xingyuan was a little confused.
"I guess it has evolved a womb-like existence in the tree body, otherwise, how could the tree bear fruit without flowers?" Chao Fan boldly analyzed, "It only needs to provide a little yin energy to make the pregnant fruit form life, and then cut off the fruit." Lose the supply, let the fruit absorb the yang energy by itself. When the fetus is formed, it is destined to be a boy. Think about it, if you want to have offspring, you must offer it. With good luck, and you two-legged slaves protecting it, it is only a matter of time before it becomes refined."
"But according to what you said, the national teacher and us should have a mutually beneficial relationship. He gave us life, and we will protect him, right?" Mu Xingyuan reached out and touched his daughter's fleshy chin, frowning Say, "So, I can't treat him as an enemy?"
"If it's still the same little selfish tree as before, you're right. But if you look at your declining birthrate year after year, you'll know it's changed." Chao Fan denied.
Mu Xingyuan was startled and knew where the problem was: "It doesn't want to 'live' anymore!"
When it comes to the Bingpo tree, Qin Yingzhi finally caught up with the rhythm. The guess that His Majesty blurted out was very shocking, but he still didn't understand: "But if there is no us, who will mine the minerals for it? Who will take care of it?" It, what about enshrining it?"
"Haven't you ever thought that one day, he won't need these things anymore?" Chao Fan asked casually.
The sun outside was shining and raging, but Mu Xingyuan and Qin Yingzhi felt chills all over their bodies.
Two hundred and five looked at this, looked at that, and after making sure he didn't care about his own business, he jumped into the goldfish bowl and dozed off.
After a while, Chao Fan said leisurely: "I have an idea in my mind... I don't know if it was given to me by this world, or I knew it myself... It seems that when a plant is cultivated to the strength of the five elements , he will be able to get rid of his body, ascend to the heavens, and become a golden body..."
When these words came out from the tip of his tongue, Chao Fan felt in a daze for a while, indistinctly, as if an old monk with a Buddha light on his head and whose face could not be seen clearly was saying to him: "...if you cultivate the body of the five elements, you will be able to dance. Get rid of reincarnation... Remember, you must practice self-sufficiency, don't indulge in love..." Chao Fan shook his head, thinking that he might be dazzled by the golden light of merit, how could he know the monk?And he has never been in love, where can he indulge in love?Well, don't be hysterical, don't be hysterical!
Chao Fan quickly got rid of unrealistic thoughts, and settled down: "Making pregnant fruits will consume the yin and yang energy he absorbed. Now that he may have cultivated to the point that he is consciously reducing the number of births. When he completes the cultivation On the day when the body of the five elements is formed, no human being will be born again."
"My God, what should we do then?" Qin Yingzhi was worried about the country, the people, and the future generations, "Not to mention whether we can defeat the national teacher, we can't do it at all. If we destroy the Jupo tree, we don't have to wait for his magical power Dacheng, we will now have no successors."
"So—" Mu Xingyuan's forehead twitched, and he fixedly looked at Chao Fan and his precious daughter, "Only women can solve this problem?"
Chao Fan nodded, and stuffed his daughter into Mu Xingyuan's arms: "Yes, so this is really your precious daughter! Big baby! The future of all mankind depends on her."
The little princess might be a little tired. After hugging Mu Xingyuan's arms a few times, she yawned a little and slowly closed her eyes.
"Qin Yingzhi, listen." Mu Xingyuan's eyes were tender and tender, but his tone was firm and serious, "From now on, when I and Chao Fan are away, the little—princess's daily life is up to you." Take charge, eat, take a bath, change diapers...all things are done by yourself, if you fake your hands and someone finds out that the little princess is a woman, you don't have to hold your head."
Qin Yingzhi was terrified when he heard this, and hurriedly knelt down to receive the order, but after receiving the order, he still couldn't understand what he didn't understand: "Your Majesty, you let the old slave take care of the little... little princess? The old slave is naturally happy, but , What exactly is the woman you are talking about?"
Mu Xingyuan glanced at Chao Fan, and Chao Fan nodded.
"Come here." Mu Xingyuan hooked his fingers to Qin Yingzhi.Qin Yingzhi got up from the ground, bowed his waist and moved over. The little princess's sleeping face was sweet and lovely, with a bunch of fluffy fetal hair curled up slightly.
So cute, Qin Yingzhi's old grandfather's mentality was slowly revived after being destroyed by two hundred and five.
Then, Mu Xingyuan lifted the bath towel——
Tears filled Qin Yingzhi's eyes immediately, and two bubbles of hot tears filled his small eyes, my god, what kind of woman is not a woman, so the poor little prince (can't be called a little princess) is a cripple!My God, it's too pitiful to be born in the royal family!Qin Ying made up his mind that no matter how many princes His Majesty will have from now on, his love can only be given to this soft and fragrant little fellow.Even if he risked his life, he still had to protect the little prince's secret.
Mu Xingyuan and Chao Fan were unaware of Qin Yingzhi's deviant thinking.In the next few days, a steam engine with an enlarged scale was built, and Scientology began to enter the eyes of the people of Chiguo. Chao Fan continued his efforts and designed a transportation system for mine operations, which was powered by a steam engine and conveyed by crawlers. Save manpower to the greatest extent, and carry out the ore in the mine.
In addition, Chao Fan also made a rule of going out of the palace to give lectures in science workshops every ten days.The content of the lectures naturally started with low-level mathematics, and then gradually covered physics and chemistry knowledge. Anyway, he had a textbook in his hand, so it was not difficult to follow the textbook.The difficulty mainly lies in whether the student is smart enough to understand these natural mysteries in his low-level teaching.
There's one more important thing than driving the Industrial Revolution, and that's having baby girls.In just seven days, more than a dozen households in Jinyao City lost their Pangpo fruit. The case was reported to the police, and after a few symbolic searches by the yamen, nothing was settled.Because of the cases of pregnant fruit disappearances, there are not a thousand cases in Chiguo every year, but there are hundreds of cases.It is well-known that the birth population continues to decline. Under such circumstances, some wealthy people do not want to go through the long waiting time for applications, so they secretly find "fruit" dealers at high prices to buy Lipo fruit.
Chao Fan and Mu Xingyuan can be regarded as "fruit dealers" now, but they don't sell them, they put all the fruits into the palace, and ask Chao Fan to feed them Yin beads. Those who like to eat are girls, and those who don't like to eat, Chao Fan asked someone to return the fruit.
Although this was very unethical, Chao Fan could only try his best to comfort himself, it was for the sake of the reproductive rights of all human beings.Moreover, the fruit has just fallen from the tree and is not yet an adult. Although the person who was stolen scolded his father and mother, he put it down after a while, thinking that he was not destined, and went to the family planning officer to queue up to apply.Chao Fan secretly moved the applications of those people forward as compensation.
In addition, there is another problem. Yin beads are consumables, and they will be gone if they are used too much.After much deliberation, Chao Fan released the three Qings and the two hundred and five, and asked the four of them to act together to find a way to suck the newly dead souls into the jade bottle to bring them back before they were absorbed by the Bingpo tree.After confirming that the fruit was a girl, Chao Fan discussed with the ghosts and stuffed them in.Although doing so solves the urgent need of yin beads consumption, there is a disadvantage, that is, the ghosts reincarnated through this method may remember about five points of the previous life, and the "rebirth" is not very pure.Chao Fan can't help it. Fortunately, babies have small brains, so we can only hope that the older they get, the more they will forget the past.
Chao Fan wrote down this lesson in his notebook, and reminded himself that next time he went on a business trip, Meng Potang would have to apply to bring some with him.
Chao Fan and his subordinates were extremely busy, and Mu Xingyuan was no less busy.He was arguing with the ministers in the court every day. After seeing the power of the steam engine, the ministers were amazed, and they all retreated a step wisely. In some cities, they revised the forced labor order and planned to see the effect first. If it is feasible, Then promote it nationwide.
As for Qin Yingzhi and Fu Chen, they are the happiest of the group, Fu Chen is happy to forge iron, and Qin Yingzhi is happy to take care of the little princess.The little princess can crawl, the little princess has her hair cut, the millet grains in the little princess's mouth have grown up, the little princess can say papa... Qin Yingzhi is the first participant in all kinds of fun.
There are more smiles on his face now than in the past 40 years combined.
In such a happy nanny life, the days fly by.Qin Yingzhi felt that not long after taking over the little princess, Xiangxiang's full moon wine had already arrived——
The author has something to say: Although it is a bit late, this is considered the second update, right?
For the other three in the room, this was a completely new concept.
Chao Fan raised his right palm and said, "Just like my hand, you can regard the center of your palm as yang and the back of your hand as yin. They are opposite to each other, but they can form a whole. Between heaven and earth..." Looking at Mu Xingyuan With Qin Yingzhi's gradually drifting eyes, Chao Fan stopped.
"Ah!" The little princess drooled a little and reached out to grab Chao Fan's mouth.
Chao Fan simply kissed Yaonu's little finger, skipped the explanation, and said, "It's fine if you don't understand, anyway, as long as you know that there are no women in this world, it is because most of the yin energy is absorbed by the Bingpo tree." The reason. Only it can reconcile yin and yang, and give birth to pregnant fruits. However, it is also a chicken thief. In order to control the ability of fertility, he changed the sex of all pregnant fruits into males.”
"Become a man?" Mu Xingyuan sensed something wrong with the word.
"Yes, become a man." Chao Fan lifted his daughter up and said with lingering fear, "Just like our daughter, if it wasn't for accident, I would feed her yin beads every day to supplement the yin beads she originally needed when she was formed." Gas, now, she is a kid who grows up/chicken/chicken."
What the hell is a baby girl?The little prince's nickname?Qin Yingzhi, an outsider, said that he could no longer understand.
"Then how did it do it?" Mu Xingyuan was a little confused.
"I guess it has evolved a womb-like existence in the tree body, otherwise, how could the tree bear fruit without flowers?" Chao Fan boldly analyzed, "It only needs to provide a little yin energy to make the pregnant fruit form life, and then cut off the fruit." Lose the supply, let the fruit absorb the yang energy by itself. When the fetus is formed, it is destined to be a boy. Think about it, if you want to have offspring, you must offer it. With good luck, and you two-legged slaves protecting it, it is only a matter of time before it becomes refined."
"But according to what you said, the national teacher and us should have a mutually beneficial relationship. He gave us life, and we will protect him, right?" Mu Xingyuan reached out and touched his daughter's fleshy chin, frowning Say, "So, I can't treat him as an enemy?"
"If it's still the same little selfish tree as before, you're right. But if you look at your declining birthrate year after year, you'll know it's changed." Chao Fan denied.
Mu Xingyuan was startled and knew where the problem was: "It doesn't want to 'live' anymore!"
When it comes to the Bingpo tree, Qin Yingzhi finally caught up with the rhythm. The guess that His Majesty blurted out was very shocking, but he still didn't understand: "But if there is no us, who will mine the minerals for it? Who will take care of it?" It, what about enshrining it?"
"Haven't you ever thought that one day, he won't need these things anymore?" Chao Fan asked casually.
The sun outside was shining and raging, but Mu Xingyuan and Qin Yingzhi felt chills all over their bodies.
Two hundred and five looked at this, looked at that, and after making sure he didn't care about his own business, he jumped into the goldfish bowl and dozed off.
After a while, Chao Fan said leisurely: "I have an idea in my mind... I don't know if it was given to me by this world, or I knew it myself... It seems that when a plant is cultivated to the strength of the five elements , he will be able to get rid of his body, ascend to the heavens, and become a golden body..."
When these words came out from the tip of his tongue, Chao Fan felt in a daze for a while, indistinctly, as if an old monk with a Buddha light on his head and whose face could not be seen clearly was saying to him: "...if you cultivate the body of the five elements, you will be able to dance. Get rid of reincarnation... Remember, you must practice self-sufficiency, don't indulge in love..." Chao Fan shook his head, thinking that he might be dazzled by the golden light of merit, how could he know the monk?And he has never been in love, where can he indulge in love?Well, don't be hysterical, don't be hysterical!
Chao Fan quickly got rid of unrealistic thoughts, and settled down: "Making pregnant fruits will consume the yin and yang energy he absorbed. Now that he may have cultivated to the point that he is consciously reducing the number of births. When he completes the cultivation On the day when the body of the five elements is formed, no human being will be born again."
"My God, what should we do then?" Qin Yingzhi was worried about the country, the people, and the future generations, "Not to mention whether we can defeat the national teacher, we can't do it at all. If we destroy the Jupo tree, we don't have to wait for his magical power Dacheng, we will now have no successors."
"So—" Mu Xingyuan's forehead twitched, and he fixedly looked at Chao Fan and his precious daughter, "Only women can solve this problem?"
Chao Fan nodded, and stuffed his daughter into Mu Xingyuan's arms: "Yes, so this is really your precious daughter! Big baby! The future of all mankind depends on her."
The little princess might be a little tired. After hugging Mu Xingyuan's arms a few times, she yawned a little and slowly closed her eyes.
"Qin Yingzhi, listen." Mu Xingyuan's eyes were tender and tender, but his tone was firm and serious, "From now on, when I and Chao Fan are away, the little—princess's daily life is up to you." Take charge, eat, take a bath, change diapers...all things are done by yourself, if you fake your hands and someone finds out that the little princess is a woman, you don't have to hold your head."
Qin Yingzhi was terrified when he heard this, and hurriedly knelt down to receive the order, but after receiving the order, he still couldn't understand what he didn't understand: "Your Majesty, you let the old slave take care of the little... little princess? The old slave is naturally happy, but , What exactly is the woman you are talking about?"
Mu Xingyuan glanced at Chao Fan, and Chao Fan nodded.
"Come here." Mu Xingyuan hooked his fingers to Qin Yingzhi.Qin Yingzhi got up from the ground, bowed his waist and moved over. The little princess's sleeping face was sweet and lovely, with a bunch of fluffy fetal hair curled up slightly.
So cute, Qin Yingzhi's old grandfather's mentality was slowly revived after being destroyed by two hundred and five.
Then, Mu Xingyuan lifted the bath towel——
Tears filled Qin Yingzhi's eyes immediately, and two bubbles of hot tears filled his small eyes, my god, what kind of woman is not a woman, so the poor little prince (can't be called a little princess) is a cripple!My God, it's too pitiful to be born in the royal family!Qin Ying made up his mind that no matter how many princes His Majesty will have from now on, his love can only be given to this soft and fragrant little fellow.Even if he risked his life, he still had to protect the little prince's secret.
Mu Xingyuan and Chao Fan were unaware of Qin Yingzhi's deviant thinking.In the next few days, a steam engine with an enlarged scale was built, and Scientology began to enter the eyes of the people of Chiguo. Chao Fan continued his efforts and designed a transportation system for mine operations, which was powered by a steam engine and conveyed by crawlers. Save manpower to the greatest extent, and carry out the ore in the mine.
In addition, Chao Fan also made a rule of going out of the palace to give lectures in science workshops every ten days.The content of the lectures naturally started with low-level mathematics, and then gradually covered physics and chemistry knowledge. Anyway, he had a textbook in his hand, so it was not difficult to follow the textbook.The difficulty mainly lies in whether the student is smart enough to understand these natural mysteries in his low-level teaching.
There's one more important thing than driving the Industrial Revolution, and that's having baby girls.In just seven days, more than a dozen households in Jinyao City lost their Pangpo fruit. The case was reported to the police, and after a few symbolic searches by the yamen, nothing was settled.Because of the cases of pregnant fruit disappearances, there are not a thousand cases in Chiguo every year, but there are hundreds of cases.It is well-known that the birth population continues to decline. Under such circumstances, some wealthy people do not want to go through the long waiting time for applications, so they secretly find "fruit" dealers at high prices to buy Lipo fruit.
Chao Fan and Mu Xingyuan can be regarded as "fruit dealers" now, but they don't sell them, they put all the fruits into the palace, and ask Chao Fan to feed them Yin beads. Those who like to eat are girls, and those who don't like to eat, Chao Fan asked someone to return the fruit.
Although this was very unethical, Chao Fan could only try his best to comfort himself, it was for the sake of the reproductive rights of all human beings.Moreover, the fruit has just fallen from the tree and is not yet an adult. Although the person who was stolen scolded his father and mother, he put it down after a while, thinking that he was not destined, and went to the family planning officer to queue up to apply.Chao Fan secretly moved the applications of those people forward as compensation.
In addition, there is another problem. Yin beads are consumables, and they will be gone if they are used too much.After much deliberation, Chao Fan released the three Qings and the two hundred and five, and asked the four of them to act together to find a way to suck the newly dead souls into the jade bottle to bring them back before they were absorbed by the Bingpo tree.After confirming that the fruit was a girl, Chao Fan discussed with the ghosts and stuffed them in.Although doing so solves the urgent need of yin beads consumption, there is a disadvantage, that is, the ghosts reincarnated through this method may remember about five points of the previous life, and the "rebirth" is not very pure.Chao Fan can't help it. Fortunately, babies have small brains, so we can only hope that the older they get, the more they will forget the past.
Chao Fan wrote down this lesson in his notebook, and reminded himself that next time he went on a business trip, Meng Potang would have to apply to bring some with him.
Chao Fan and his subordinates were extremely busy, and Mu Xingyuan was no less busy.He was arguing with the ministers in the court every day. After seeing the power of the steam engine, the ministers were amazed, and they all retreated a step wisely. In some cities, they revised the forced labor order and planned to see the effect first. If it is feasible, Then promote it nationwide.
As for Qin Yingzhi and Fu Chen, they are the happiest of the group, Fu Chen is happy to forge iron, and Qin Yingzhi is happy to take care of the little princess.The little princess can crawl, the little princess has her hair cut, the millet grains in the little princess's mouth have grown up, the little princess can say papa... Qin Yingzhi is the first participant in all kinds of fun.
There are more smiles on his face now than in the past 40 years combined.
In such a happy nanny life, the days fly by.Qin Yingzhi felt that not long after taking over the little princess, Xiangxiang's full moon wine had already arrived——
The author has something to say: Although it is a bit late, this is considered the second update, right?
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