Underworld brat

The little princess's full moon wine is scheduled for September, and the weather is neither too cold nor too hot, which is a good day for holding a palace banquet.

This matter should have been handled by the elders, but Mu Xingyuan was busy with government affairs, and after the prince was urinated in the face of a "boy", he felt that he was at odds with the little emperor's grandson, so he called it sick and avoided laziness.In the end, it turned out that Qin Yingzhi volunteered and decided to take care of the children while taking charge of the planning of the full moon banquet.

Chao Fan admired him a little bit. Sometimes when he was busy with the brainwashing of Scientology, he would go around to Qin Yingzhi's place and offer a few insightful suggestions——

"Don't hold a banquet in the water pavilion this time. The place is small, narrow and scattered, and what if someone falls into the water? So, find an open space and let's hold an open-air banquet..."

"Isn't this a full moon wine for children? Make a note on the guest list and ask the ministers to bring children of the right age to play... It's very noisy? How can it be lively if it's not noisy? You want to hold a lifeless full moon wine?"

"By the way, didn't Mu Xingyuan ask someone to make some puppets for Yunmeng not long ago? You, go find some craftsmen, and I'll let them make more than [-] puppet clothes of the height of a real person. What's the use of stuffing it with cotton? It's cute!"

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These thoughts seriously challenged Qin Yingzhi's fragile nerves.After being interrupted by Chao Fan, the full moon wine is far from the banquet scene where he listened to ditties in the waterside pavilion, watched the people in the lake sing and perform acrobatics, and the monarch and his ministers had fun together.

"But... But, this is against etiquette, it's not solemn." Qin Yingzhi scratched his head, trying to persuade Chao Fan to give up his thoughts, "Let's follow the usual practice, everyone have a quiet meal, after watching the song and dance performance, and then Bless the little princess, what do you think?"

"No way! Such a lifeless palace banquet is for adults to watch. How can my daughter be happy?" Chao Fan took Qin Yingzhi's hand and asked him, "Don't you love the little princess? Don't you want to let her be happy?" Is my daughter happy?"

Qin Yingzhi got hotheaded: "I want to! Of course I want to!"

"That's good! Listen to me, you're right!" Chao Fan patted Qin Yingzhi on the shoulder, and picked up the diet list submitted by the imperial dining room, "Anchovy shark's fin, dried sea cucumber, mushroom duck feet... this What kind of dishes are there? Big fish and big meat, too tired, this list is not good, children don't like to eat. How about this, Qin Yingzhi, how about we have a buffet for this banquet? It feels like it will save a lot of money for the Ministry of Internal Affairs... "

Qin Yingzhi wanted to cry but had no tears: "..."

You might as well not come. It was very simple to follow the rules, but now I feel that I have more things to watch.

Therefore, two days before the full moon wine was held, the ministers who had the status to attend the palace banquet received an invitation for the first time.It wrote the time and place of the palace banquet in the font of Yonghe Zhongzheng, and it was also specially noted that the ministers were asked to bring their children from zero to seven years old to the banquet.In addition, I also remind everyone that the dress should not be too grand, it is better to be lighter.

This is a hard time for the jewelry shops in the city. The little prince's full moon wine is approaching, and all the jewelry shops have stockpiled a pile of rough stones to cope with the customization of jewelry for the officials and lords.But now the palace has clearly stated that it should not be conspicuous, and everyone hastily returned the order.

As a result, the jewelry shop not only failed to make any money, but also spent the funds in the warehouse. The merchants complained, hiding in the quilt every night and scolding the emperor, what new tricks are they doing?Those who go to the banquet are not allowed to wear jewelry, so let everyone farm?What the hell!

His Majesty the Emperor possesses dragon energy, so naturally he doesn't care about this little insult.However, when he and Chao Fan stepped into the full moon banquet hall, he felt almost exactly the same as those businessmen, thinking that he might have seen a ghost——

Before his sedan chair arrived, he heard loud laughter from the air. The little princess had been practicing climbing in the sedan chair wholeheartedly, but when she heard the noise, she immediately raised her head and looked towards the source of the sound.

The sky was dark and it was evening, and there were already some small flying insects in the air, flying around the palace lanterns that had been lit early.

Mu Xingyuan glanced at Chao Fan beside him, and said curiously: "I heard Qin Yingzhi's complaints, all of this is your fault? I have attended so many palace banquets, and I have never been like this before. Before entering, I feel Noisy."

"I don't care if you quarrel or not, as long as my daughter likes it." As he said, Chao Fan picked up his daughter and teased her, "How is it? Is my good daughter happy? There are many little brothers and sisters tonight... ...Oh, there is no young lady, there are many children playing with you."

The little princess raised her small fist and pointed at the noisy place: "Ke...baba...ke..."

Chao Fan raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and shook his head: "How is it?"

"Great! I reward you with a kiss!" Mu Xingyuan held back a smile and came over.

"Go, go, who cares about it!" Chao Fan used the child as a shield and quickly avoided it.

The noise in the air is getting louder, listen carefully, it is full of children's screams and laughter, occasionally mixed with a few adults' shouts.Mu Xingyuan actually had a big head. He led Chao Fan and supported Qin Yingzhi's chariot. He looked up and found that in the sky that had not yet completely darkened, a huge banner of about ten feet stood in the air. Written with gold powder, "Warm congratulations to Mu Yunmeng, the little prince of the Chi Kingdom, on a happy full moon".Under the banner, a big black and white puppet stood there, walking around in a naive manner. Behind it, there was a white silk wall, which was densely covered with calligraphy.

"The emperor is here!" Qin Yingzhi shouted energetically.

The guards and puppets outside the banquet knelt down to pay their respects, and the noise was transmitted inside, and the noise gradually disappeared.

"According to me, you shouldn't have come. Look, everyone is as quiet as a chicken right now, and no one dares to play anymore." After getting off the chariot, Chao Fan stood behind Mu Xingyuan and silently complained about his identity in front of others. , is the emperor's personal official.

Mu Xingyuan was a little speechless about Chao Fan's complaints. How could he not show up for his daughter's full moon banquet?Besides, chickens are always clucking and noisy, where is it quiet?However, the principle of falling in love is that whatever your sweetheart says is right, so he wisely changed the subject, pointed to the silk wall and asked, "What is that?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, that's the sign-in place." Chao Fan explained loudly on purpose, "All the guests attending the banquet have to check the invitation letter one by one, and then sign on the silk cloth. Hey, you can also keep one." Chao Fan said the latter sentence in a low voice.

This kind of process is quite new, Mu Xingyuan asked with great interest: "Then you have to tell me first what you plan to do with my calligraphy."

"Sell it." Chao Fan said as a matter of course, "Look, all civil and military officials have signed, plus yours, the national teacher's, how much do you think you can sell? Let me tell you, if someone is taken advantage of, Maybe the cost of hosting the palace banquet today is all back, I am saving you money, do you know?"

Qin Yingzhi hugged the little princess, his face full of displeasure.I complained in my heart: Philistine!Too philistine!It's like plucking wild goose and insulting the majesty of the royal family. He is heartbroken!

However, the rightful head of the royal family was very happy, and praised privately: "Understood! You are a virtuous housemate, and you have a good way of making money."

Chao Fan is completely immune to this kind of verbal cheapness.He took the emperor to sign in without changing his face, and then entered the venue together.

"Long live my emperor, long live my little prince." The courtiers who knelt down for a long time finally found a chance to pay their respects.Mu Xingyuan nodded and said something flat.

"Everyone, please do your own thing. Today's banquet is here for the excitement, so you don't have to be restrained." Hearing Chao Fan cough lightly, Mu Xingyuan had no choice but to read the lines that should be read quickly. This is when Chao Fan just signed in. Force him to say something.

Everyone, look at me, and I look at you. The ignorant and fearless children are the first to move.

This was originally a school ground, but it was transformed into an amusement park by Chao Fan. There are indigenous games such as throwing pots, flower ropes, Cuju, and guessing lantern riddles, as well as slides, swings, rollers, sand pits, etc. suitable for children. modern items.In the center of the school grounds, palace lanterns hang high, candles are brightly lit, and mountains of food are placed on round tables for everyone to take.The high-speed iron rack filled with charcoal fire exudes a strong aroma, and the petty officials in the imperial dining room are non-stop handing the grilled food to the guests waiting in line. If they don't want to wait, there are empty racks for guests to grill by themselves.

"Mu Xingyuan, I'll take my daughter to the children's area!" When the commotion started, Chao Fan hugged his daughter, leaned forward and whispered, "Children under one year old are all playing there, and I've arranged for them to play there." The puppet that tells the story, my daughter will definitely like it."

Of course the little princess liked it, she was slapping Chao Fan now, looking around happily, wanting to slip down and climb on her own.

"No." Mu Xingyuan said unhappily, "You and your daughter go out to play, leaving me alone to deal with them? I won't do it!"

"Are you going too? Then why are we playing?" Chao Fan glared at the emperor secretly.

The two were stalemate secretly, but several cabinet ministers came together, as if they wanted to say something.After Qin Yingzhi saw it, he immediately snatched the little princess over: "Your Majesty, I'm taking the little prince to play, you...you can do whatever you want."

After speaking, before several ministers could speak, they quickly slipped away.Just kidding, these old-fashioned gossips, for a while, can't get away for a long time, what should I do if the little princess can't stand crying later?Let's go first.

"Your Majesty, hey, what about the little prince..." These people came here just to see the little prince, and at the same time, they wanted to get close to the emperor, so as to enhance their presence.

When Mu Xingyuan saw them, his head grew dizzy, as if he had returned to the early dynasty: "My lords, let's not talk about state affairs today, everyone, go and have fun on your own."

"No, Your Majesty, we are here to see Xiaohuang..." the leading minister argued.

"Yeah, I know everything. Then what, I'll go to greet the majesty first, you can do it yourself." Mu Xingyuan nodded absent-mindedly, then winked at Chao Fan, and walked away in a hurry .

Cabinet ministers: "..."

No, what do you know, Your Majesty?We just want to greet the little prince, why do you keep interrupting us?

The author has something to say: Mu Yunmeng: Wow, so many friends!So many brothers!Daddy and Junfu are awesome!Blind date me so early, will these people be my harem in the future?

Chao Fan: ...I was wrong, I was really wrong...