Underworld brat

To be honest, the audience is nothing more than the emperor holding the little prince in the golden hall to accept the worship of all the officials.Such a simple process can't even be regarded as a ceremony.In the past, this job was done by the officials around the emperor. They recited a prayer to inherit the ancestral system, and then reminded everyone to kneel, which is no different from the starter of a track and field competition.Everyone else is in position, get ready, run!This is, take your positions, get ready, kowtow!

As a result, the high-status national teacher wanted to rush to do it.

The only person present who felt sad was probably Qin Yingzhi.Oh lol, this is his job!

"Qin Yingzhi, give the child to the national teacher." Unexpectedly, Mu Xingyuan added fuel to the flames and wounded each other, and ordered with a solemn face.

What?Qin Yingzhi squeezed out a whimper of unknown meaning, and settled down, "But Your Majesty, according to the rules, the child has to be carried by you." I gave him all the work, so why should I give him the child too? , don't give it!Don't give it!

"The national teacher condescends, let him hug the prince." Mu Xingyuan said sarcastically, "Otherwise, when outsiders look at our national teacher, don't they look like officials?"

The national teacher smiled: "Then I would like to thank Your Majesty for your kindness." This fruit that fell by accident, the miraculous celestial phenomena at birth, and a sense of derailment all made him very uneasy, and he just wanted to see it. , What is so special about this little prince?

The misty spiritual rain stopped, and the birds chirped for a while, then fluttered their wings and flew away.A few big birds with gorgeous tail feathers didn't want to leave for a while, they were stopping under the hibiscus tree, combing each other's feather crowns.

The golden boys and jade people in the harem hid in the nearby Bishui Palace because they wanted to avoid suspicion.The ministers who came to the court, crowded together and waited for a long time, were whispering, and the gate of Qiankun Palace finally opened.

"See Your Majesty, Long Live Your Majesty, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live, Long Live Your Majesty." After the official who opened the door stepped back, standing in front of everyone was His Majesty the Emperor, dressed in purple and wearing a golden crown.However, he was alone—

What about the little prince who was born with a vision?All the ministers knelt on the ground and looked at each other.

At this time, the national teacher in silver clothes and jade crown came out from the inside with the little prince in his arms. In the crowd, several veterans of the pro-national teacher school couldn't help shouting: "Master national teacher..."

Master Guoshi gave those people a cold look, and pushed their knees back.

Mu Xingyuan reckoned that it would not be long before a cup of tea, and urged: "My lord, let's start."

The national teacher nodded, stepped forward and read: "In ancient times, there was a general named Chi, who was on the top of Sanshui..." While reading, he quietly groped for the baby in his arms. Two hundred and five were not unconscious. When the roots wrapped around his arms and attacked his heart, he immediately burst into tears.

If it is really a baby, no matter how hard it cries, at most it can be regarded as a loud voice.The one who cried was two hundred and five, and the volume suddenly sounded like a thunderclap, startling the ears of the national teacher who was closest to him.The ministers kneeling below also raised their heads in surprise.

A few people whispered: "You really deserve to be a little prince born with miraculous powers... His voice is like thunder, deafening... He really looks like a wise king..."

The national teacher tightened his face, took back the tree roots that had been released, and increased the volume with his throat.But the baby in his arms not only didn't stop crying, but howled louder and louder, vaguely as if he was in a ring with him.

Mu Xingyuan looked like there were five people and six people, but he was happy in his heart.It was the first time to see that the national teacher could not come to the stage, and it was really enjoyable.

However, the fun is yet to come.After the prayer was finished, the national teacher shouted with a livid face: "The royal family has successors, and all officials bow down!" Two hundred and five suddenly ceremonies and music resounded, not only urinating, but also urinating.

If Mu Xingyuan hadn't yelled at the right time: "National teacher! What do you want!" I'm afraid that the two hundred and five would have to be thrown into the air by the out-of-control national teacher.

The national teacher raised his hands and froze in place: "..." The usual immortal demeanor disappeared in thin air.

"Since the national teacher dislikes my son, why should he act like this? It really makes me feel chilly, Qin Yingzhi, take the emperor's son down to wash, so as not to fall." Mu Xingyuan said impatiently.

Qin Yingzhi quickly snatched the two hundred and five, and took him down to wash his ass.

Mu Xingyuan looked at the filthy national teacher and sneered, then turned and entered Qiankun Palace.The matter of the audience of the hundred officials ended in such a vague and unclear way.Rao is a few fans of the national teacher, and I can't help but say something fair: "It's too inappropriate... The child is so young, I can't control what I often have... How can I throw it out? Yes, I didn't throw it... But also...everyone saw it...almost...fall off and die..."

I wanted to take the opportunity of inquiring about the prince to increase my majesty by the way, but the national teacher failed to steal the chicken and lost the rice, making myself a person inside and out.Not to mention how the state teacher was feeling, anyway, after closing the palace door, Mu Xingyuan looked up to the sky and laughed for a long time, then ran into the bedroom to announce the good news to his daughter and Chao Fan.

"Okay, isn't it just to embarrass him?" Chao Fan didn't take it seriously, and took out a little golden bell that he didn't know where to find, and played with the daughter on the dragon bed.

The little bell jingled, and the princess babbled and reached for the little bell with her hands and feet.Whenever it was time to reach it, Chao Fan would viciously lift it up a little bit, and when his daughter was exhausted, he would put it down quietly again, making the little princess very confused, why couldn't she take this beautiful thing right in front of her eyes? where?

Mu Xingyuan didn't notice that his "wife" was bullying his daughter. He blushed and forgot what he wanted to say. He stammered, "You...where did you find it?"

"Just that little drawer over there..." Chao Fan looked at him inexplicably.

Is it really the kind of thing that I keep privately?Mu Xingyuan couldn't bear to look directly at it, but he didn't dare to tell the real purpose of the little golden bell, so he could only find an excuse and said: "Don't... don't play with this, it will be terrible if she accidentally swallows it."

"No, I'll take it." Chao Fan asked back, "By the way, what about two hundred and five? Why didn't you bring him back?"

As soon as the words fell, a scream came from outside!It was Qin Yingzhi's voice.

Mu Xingyuan suddenly nodded his head. The time for this cup of tea must have arrived.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty, help me!" There was a rush of footsteps outside the hall, and Qin Yingzhi rushed in from outside with a pale face, and collapsed on the ground as soon as he entered the door, "Your Majesty, little prince... little prince... It's...it's a monster!"

"Shut up, don't talk nonsense if you don't know!" Mu Xingyuan shouted with an ugly face, his emperor is not a monster, two hundred and five is.

"Your Majesty, this servant is telling the truth, quickly call the national teacher to get rid of the demon!" Qin Yingzhi said with disheveled hair.

"Hey, what you said is obviously a lie. The national teacher is a demon, and you still tell him to get rid of the demon?" Two Hundred Five, who is not liuqiu, chased in from outside, with a very upset expression, "And why are you running? You just kissed my ass , I haven’t settled with you yet! Master, he is a pervert. He kissed my ass and wanted to kiss my little bird. Don’t believe him.”

Qin Yingzhi's face turned red and turned pale, shy and disgusted.He obviously saw that the little prince was ignorant and cute, soft and fragrant, so he couldn't help but kissed him. Well, he was doing this purely with the mentality of an old grandfather. Flipping the hands down, it turned into this black and short ugly monster!His integrity, his innocence, was ruined just like that!

Qin Yingzhi, who was ashamed and indignant, wished he could bump his head to death.

"Qin Yingzhi, you hit the pillar later. This is two hundred and five, from Chao Fan." After being served for more than 20 years, Mu Xingyuan could see through what Qin Yingzhi was thinking at a glance, so he explained a little , ignoring the old slave who was looking for death and life, and grasped the key point in Chapter [-], "You just said that the national teacher is a demon?"

"That's right, he has a demonic aura, okay?" Two hundred and fifty didn't feel that he had provided a big news, "He is a tree demon, he is disgusting, he was outside just now, and he wanted to suck my blood, luckily I Clever, crying and making a fuss and dodging."

Even though he has been fighting against his master all the time, and can't get used to the ambitious national teacher, Qin Yingzhi still can't believe this fact: "Impossible! The national teacher... the national teacher doesn't look like a monster, unlike you...it seems that is!"

Erbaiwu was furious: "I'm so handsome! Why do I look like a monster!"

When he said this, the matchmaker mole on the corner of his mouth grew a little bigger because of his anger.

For a while, the sleeping hall fell silent, Qin Yingzhi couldn't help but think, so he is a fool?Then why am I angry with the fool, am I not looking for guilt?After going back and forth, the desire to seek death faded away.

"Ahem." After a while, Chao Fan picked up the little princess, sat on the bed and asked Erbaiwu, "Does the national teacher know that you are a monster?"

"I don't know!" Erbaiwu was very proud, "Master, I am covered with the golden light of merit and virtue leaked by you. No one can tell that I am a monster. Besides, Master, you are a fairy. I must be a little fairy boy, right? You You can't call me a monster either."

Two Hundred and Fifty insisted on this point.

Chao Fan was a little speechless. Fortunately, the real fairy boy in the sky went to another world. Otherwise, if they knew that Erbaiwu had sneaked into their team, they might want to rebel.

"What two hundred and five said is true?" Mu Xingyuan sat down next to Chao Fan with some uncertainty.He can't accept that his enemy is a monster. If it is true, can he still defeat the national teacher?

"Actually, I knew about it when the merits and virtues came down from the sky just now." Chao Fan organized his words a little bit, "There is a saying that people here may not have heard. That is to say, the operation of life requires the harmony of yin and yang, and both are indispensable. But in your world, there are only men, and there have never been women. This is very strange. If I guess right, the scorpion tree is responsible for this phenomenon The culprit!"

The author has something to say: 1. The little golden bell can be hung on the XX, move it, shake it, shake it, and ring it.Mu Xingyuan collected a drawer of "toys".

2. The feeling of being in debt is really bad. I didn't sleep well all night when I thought about breaking the change last night.

3. In the next chapter, it is time for the author and I to justify myself.