Underworld brat

Di Ting is wearing a white robe, walking among all the ghosts who are dressed up and come out to press the road, he looks a bit fairy, the male ghosts and female ghosts on the street can't help but look at him more, and if they are bold, they will even blow a kiss , wanting to pull him into the store for consumption.

At this moment, Di Ting kept his eyes straight, put on a serious look, looked at Chao Fan, and made up a few commentary words: "Everyone, we have come to the most famous slaughterhouse in Fengdu City. After a while, I will be skinned and cramped..."

The lady in the pet shop: "????"

Chao Fan snickered and pointed him: "Well, smile, yes, you look better when you smile."

"Is that so?" Di Ting showed a doting smile to Chao Fan as if no one else was watching. This kind of smile had appeared on his face countless times, turning tenderness, sweetness and indulgence into a flower, and it was always just for one person bloom.

Chao Fan's heart stopped beating when he laughed, and he felt uneasy.He turned his head, hummed twice, and thought, this guy is so handsome!Even if he didn't say a word and let the group members move freely, everyone would be reluctant to complain about him, right?

While Chao Fan was in a daze, Di Ting glanced left and right, and hurriedly dragged him upstairs, but when they stepped on the elevator, the space collapsed, but the two of them didn't go to the sky, but went straight to the ground, the door opened, and a message was written outside. Signboard - "Third Floor: Nightclub; Casino; Brothel; Boxing Ring; Sauna Massage"

When Chao Fan first arrived at the "Hundred Ghosts Night Walking Area", he heard loud music on the side of the road, and he thought it was played by each store.As a result, I didn't know until I reached the third floor that it was all spread from here.As soon as the elevator door was opened, Yinlang shook the notice board, and the ghost who came to the third floor rushed out shaking his head.

"Let's go, we don't need to use this floor, let's change to another place." Chao Fan was taken aback by the music and signs, and planned to take Di Ting to the audio-visual area on the fifth floor.

In the end, Di Ting refused to leave: "Just take a look when you come, let's just go in." His ears were sharp, and he happened to hear two fat men with nose rings talking about going to a Chinese ghost story to watch stars, so he dragged Chao Fan quietly followed behind the two of them.

There are no ghosts soliciting customers in all the shops on this floor. On the contrary, there are many ghosts standing in line outside the door, waiting to enter.

Chao Fan was a little curious and a little scared. Some nightclubs were semi-open, and he could still see the stage performance inside when he passed by—a ghost was cut into eight pieces and then sewn himself back together. There were many paintings in the audience The audience in goth costumes applauded enthusiastically.

He turned his head to look at Di Ting, and found that the other party was staring straight ahead with a calm face, so he couldn't help asking him: "Do you often come here? If there is a safe and familiar nightclub, let's go in and have a look." Curiosity finally defeated fear, and the atmosphere here made Chao Fan want to indulge for a while.

"There! Let's go there!" Di Ting excitedly pointed to a storefront.

Chao Fan looked over and found that there were two stone lions erected in front of the store, the door was open, and various small Buddha faces were carved on the door.Chao Fan thought, um, a Buddhist nightclub?Sure enough, it's safe.So I followed Di Ting and queued up.

They arrived after a while, and the security guard was a monk ghost, and asked directly: "Whoever you attack, who suffers?"

Chao Fan: "..."

"Hurry up, whoever attacks who suffers?" The monk became more and more impatient, "Can't you answer? There are still people queuing up behind!"

It turned out to be a gay nightclub.Chao Fan frowned and dragged Di Ting to leave, but Di Ting raised his hands happily: "I, I, I! I am a beast, I am a divine beast. How do you know?"

Chao Fan was shocked.

"What kind of feeling is it? I've only heard of Sashou, Langshou, and Bashou..." the monk muttered, and put a pink note on Di Ting's body, "Go to the right and go in." Then he took another photo of Chao Fan A cyan note, "You go to the left."

"Hey, aren't we together?" Di Ting asked, wrapping his arms around Chao Fan's shoulder.

The corner of Chao Fan's mouth twitched, he lowered his head and avoided it.

"Separate and go in first, and when it's time to climb the ladder, do whatever you want." The monk impatiently pushed the two of them, revealing the tattoos of Luo women under the monk's clothes, and the two were separated in a daze.The more Chao Fan walked in, the more frustrated he felt. Not to mention the fallen leaves floating on the floor of this nightclub, the roof was covered with cobwebs, and even the lights were that ugly blue light, without any sense of beauty.

"Is this store going to close down soon?" Chao Fan muttered to himself.

"What are you talking about, our shop won't fail when it's your turn to reincarnate." The two monks came out of nowhere and rolled their eyes at Chao Fan angrily.One of them threw him a set of blue clothes like throwing rags: "Put this on, if you don't change it, you can't get in."

Chao Fan really wanted to throw it back and say, "If you don't go in, you don't go in, I don't want to go in yet!"However, when he thought of Di Ting, who called himself "God Shou", he endured it, he had to find the other party anyway, he couldn't leave him here alone, otherwise when the magistrate came to settle accounts with him, he couldn't bear to read with three heads together.

He changed his clothes and turned into the nightclub lobby following the whining music. Except for a few pieces of wispy torn gauze, there were broken tables and chairs inside.However, the atmosphere was very good. Many men pretending to be scholars, Yuanwai, Orion, and princes huddled together to drink and chat. Handsome monks shuttled among them, like waiters and flower girls.

"So it's not Buddhist, it's Hua Monk." Di Ting looks serious, but he likes to come to this kind of place for entertainment, throw all the money here, right?No wonder there is no house to live in.Chao Fan felt that he had been duped, and became a little unhappy.

How did he know that Di Ting was even more annoyed than him at the moment.

As soon as Di Ting and Chao Fan separated, he felt something was wrong, because two ghosts who were neither male nor female appeared out of nowhere, pulling him in and shouting: "Guests come quickly! If you don't dress up, it will be too late... "

"Go away!" Di Ting didn't have such a good temper, when he saw the two people, he felt goosebumps all over his body, and slapped them away.

"Ouch." The two ghosts screamed and were beaten to the ground, where they went.

Di Ting walked away, thinking that although the direction was different, but the shop was so big, he could always find Chao Fan.As a result, after walking two steps, a wooden door appeared out of thin air. He opened it carelessly and was shocked. It turned out that there were jade bodies lying all over the inside, Yingying Yanyan, all dressed up women.

"This..." Di Ting blushed and closed the door.

Sins, sins, do not despise evil, do not despise evil, Chao Fan must not let this matter know.

In the end, before he finished his reflection, the door opened from the inside, and several hands dragged him in together: "Everyone is a man, why are you ashamed?"

What do you mean everyone is a man?Truth's brain froze immediately.

Several "women" rushed over laughing, and quickly took off Di Ting's clothes: "Oh, my brother is so white, put him in pink! Hurry up!" Diting was angry, and was about to slap the ghost, but someone pinched his waist , The strength immediately vented, everyone supported him, put him in a pink palace dress, and wrapped a layer of scarlet tulle outside, shouting, "Where is the makeup artist, give him a peach makeup..."

Di Ting was inexplicably sad and angry, he raised his head and glared around, trying to find the person who vented his strength.Because of the incident 200 years ago, his current ability is less than one-tenth of what it used to be. Today, Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, and he was actually restrained by a certain ghost here.

Others don't care about this, everyone is laughing and laughing, like a group of little girls, you draw my eyebrows, and I will put lipstick on you.Di Ting took a closer look, and found that there was a male ghost with a beard and a big peony flower inside.He rolled his eyes and almost fainted, how did he end up in such a situation?If Chao Fan sees him, will he still have face?No, it's more embarrassing than him biting catnip naked, he has to go to Granny Meng to extort a few drops of soup.

While listening to the wild thoughts, someone shouted: "It's time, all sisters, go seduce a man with Sister Xiaoqian!"

Everyone let out a burst of silver bell-like laughter, and they floated out together. Smoke rose from the ground, peach petals floated down from the ceiling, and the lights became ambiguous and beautiful. After listening to it, I found that I could move.

Chao Fan began to feel impatient after rejecting several monks who were selling drinks.At this moment, the wall behind him cracked suddenly, making a popping sound.Chao Fan couldn't believe it, and immediately jumped up and shouted, "Run! The wall is about to collapse!"

The others looked at him and laughed.

Chao Fan was just feeling baffled, but the hall was suddenly filled with fragrance. The broken tables and chairs changed into Tang-style screens and Japanese-style tatami mats. When the ghost called "Caichen", Chao Fan was dumbfounded.

"A lot of gay couples go to that nightclub upstairs. Today is the 'A Chinese Ghost Story Party', you can join in the fun..." King Kong Barbie's voice came to Chao Fan's mind.

After a while, the nightclub, which was a bit like a Qing bar, immediately became lively.There were strippers, dice shakers, and steel pipe twisters. Chao Fan swallowed his saliva and walked through the wine pool and meat forest to find Di Ting.In the end, I searched twice, but couldn't find the other party.

When Chao Fan was wondering if the other party had run away, a roar suddenly came from the center of the hall: "Let's welcome rock stars—'Don't want your money'!"

"Rock! Rock! Rock!" As soon as the screen retreated, the stage came together, various spotlights crackled, and everyone clapped and screamed.

Countless tree roots sprouted from the ground, and grandma "Don't want your money" got out of the ground with a bone guitar.

"I'm a tree tree tree-tree!"

The monks crawled out of the grave like zombies.

"I'm not a man! I'm not a woman! I'm not a man! I'm not a woman!"

The monks performed a mechanical dance on the grave.

"I'm just a tree tree tree-tree!"

The roots of the underground trees vibrated with the music. Even if you don't want to dance, you have to "jump" at this time.

"I don't want your money! I want your blood! Your bones! Your whole soul! Dance like a dance—"

Everyone started shaking their heads crazily, dancing on their graves.

……

Chao Fan was trembling, even if ghosts couldn't excrete, he still felt like he wanted to pee.

The author has something to say:

Chao Fan: I heard that you are a god?

Listen to: Damn it!I am not!Try talking nonsense again, I will/turn over you!