Underworld brat

It was the first time for Chao Fan to participate in the disco dance at the head of the grave. The whole ghost dance made his blood pressure soar, his head was dizzy, and he felt like playing a big turntable in an amusement park.

"I'm not coming! I'm not coming!" It's not that he didn't struggle to crawl out, but every time he was about to get out of the circle, he fell short and was dragged back by several "female" ghosts, forcing him to raise his hands and talk to everyone. Shake your head together and shout: "Putyourhandsup!"

Why do you have to raise your hand to prove that you are high?It's not like primary school students attend open classes and rush to answer questions.

After failing to break through again and being dragged back, Chao Fan collapsed. He resolutely refused to raise his hand, and drifted with the tide with a cold face, intending to silently fight against the world.

"Putyourhandsup!" As a result, a bearded man with sharp eyes found that he was out of tune with the ghost group, and began to shout against his face, "Up! Up! Up! Up!" in a very stern tone.

Chao Fan: "...you win!"

"Putyourhandsup!" The bearded man pouted, and the peonies on his head were crooked in anger.

Chao Fan couldn't stand the other party's expression, and wanted to run away, but the other party suddenly lifted him up.

"Oh! Waves of people!" The group of ghosts erupted, and countless hands stretched out, starting to push Chao Fan towards the center of the stage.

The rock star "Don't Want Your Money" plucked his guitar, and countless electronic sounds swarmed, he shouted: "Throw this money fan up, I want to sing the next song with him - "Grandma Overturns Your Heavenly Spirit Cover" "

"No, no, no..." Chao Fan shook his head frantically, just when he lost all hope, suddenly grabbed his waistband with both hands, pulled him off the top of the crowd, and dragged him all the time, like flying a kite , and rescued him from a pile of slimes.

"Huh, ahh..." Chao Fan supported his knees with one hand and gasped for breath. Looking up, it turned out that it was Di Ting who rescued him, "You...where have you been...I'm looking for you..."

"Sorry, I'm late." Di Ting looked around cautiously, holding onto Chao Fan's hand, "Go, let's go out and talk about it." There is a character who is stronger than him here, and he is afraid that the other party will plot against him again, so Hurry to take Chao Fan away.

Chao Fan thought the same way, he really didn't want to stay in this place.So the two hurried out like being chased by a dog without spending anything.

Hei Wuchang was wearing a samurai uniform, leaning on the balcony of the box, shaking his wine glass: "You are so bold, aren't you afraid that he will trouble you in the future?"

"What am I afraid of?" A pair of slender hands hugged him from behind, their fingers nimbly penetrated into the skirt of his clothes, and slowly started to walk, "Not to mention that he didn't find me this time, even if he did—" Walking hands forcefully With a flick, the front of the samurai suit opened directly to the abdomen, and the man lightly bit Hei Wuchang's shoulder, "I... am I still protected by you?"

Hei Wuchang chuckled, a trace of tenderness flashed in his eyes: "Pride and pride..."

"Are you pampering me? Then I want to drink the 'Chunxiao Jiji' in your cup..." The man seemed to be slightly annoyed, but also seemed to be begging, "Feed me with your mouth."

"Okay." Hei Wuchang hugged the other party, took a sip of the wine and handed it over, "Don't worry... I will... feed you... yours..."

Di Ting didn't even know that he was played by black and white impermanence.When he was walking sideways in the underworld, he "bullied" people a lot. How dare those two little guys plot against him?He didn't even believe it.

"The power of this store should not be underestimated... There must be a few powerful characters inside to maintain order..." Di Ting thought so himself, standing in line with Chao Fan in front of the roadside stall, and complained, "But I don't Making trouble, why are the people in the store plotting against me? I won’t come here again, what kind of bullshit climbing stairs..." Thinking of what happened to him, he felt humiliated.

Chao Fan gave him a cool look: "Aren't you their regular customer?"

"Since when did I become a regular customer!" Di Ting glared at Chao Fan angrily with a look of "you're talking nonsense".

"I want you to recommend a store that you often go to, just point there!" Chao Fan reminded him, "You still say that you are a god! Hey, do you really like men? Is it because of this that your aunt doesn't like you? Do you like you? If so, I think you can go online and expose the anti-homophobia of a certain magistrate's wife. When the time comes, under the pressure of public opinion, she will definitely not let you stay on the street..."

"Customer, what do you want?" Just when it was their turn, the stall owner asked while starting the pot.

"Oh, two fried red balls." Chao Fan leaned forward to give the money, and licked his lips, "My friend loves this the most. I haven't tried it yet. I'll try it today."

Di Ting didn't ask who his friend was, because he was dumbfounded and still digesting the last paragraph.Innate skills told him that Chao Fan didn't tell a single lie, but why couldn't he understand it when it was connected?What's going on?

First of all, he felt that he had to figure out the most important question: "Why do I say that I am a beast, and you... you just say that I like...men? Beasts are not all gay, you know?"

"Fart." Chao Fan stared at the frying pan and said carelessly, "Is Shou gay? Boss, tell him, is Shou gay?"

The boss is a middle-aged ghost, wearing a melon skin hat and recalled: "Oh, I think back when I was selling candied haws in the big alleys, there was no such saying as "gong and shou". It's even worse, what an asshole, it's unbearable... Good, your red ball."

"Hahaha, brother, don't bury him, this guy, he still insists that he is a god! Where is the god? Di Ting, tell me..." Chao Fan joked, turned around and handed the red ball, and the result But standing behind him was a bartender who came out of a nightclub.

"Hey..." Chao Fan froze for a moment.

"You're looking for God, right?" The bartender brother suppressed a smile, "I just saw his face was purple and rushed over there."

Chao Fan slapped his thigh: "Hey! This guy! Obviously he said it himself, isn't he very proud? Why are you so shy now?" After speaking, he quickly grabbed the red ball and chased after him.

Halfway through the chase, a clever idea rang, and he sounded like he didn't answer the phone and vowed not to give up.

Chao Fan took it out and saw that it was Zhao Ruhai, so he had to stop: "Hey! Xiao Haizi, what's the matter?"

"Chao! Fan!" Zhao Ruhai roared loudly on the other end of the phone, "You bastard! Jin Suoyang has been waiting for you in the government affairs center for several hours, but you are fine, and ran away without making a sound, right? ? Damn, my son’s godfather doesn’t recognize me anymore, break up! I want to break up with you! Now! Immediately! Immediately! Break up!”

After speaking, he hung up the phone with a bang.

Only then did Chao Fan remember Zhao Ruhai's confession before leaving the house, and he jumped in regret for a moment. He was wrong about this, and he shouldn't have forgotten to inform Brother Jin that he would not go back for dinner.Forget it, Di Ting should stop chasing him, and hurry up to buy something and go back to make amends, otherwise, he really won't have a son.

The two parted ways, and Chao Fan returned to the Ghost Daqiang community with his tail between his legs to apologize, while Di Ting was utterly ecstatic and wandered around in a daze.Finally, when it was almost dawn, he wandered to No. 1026 Elm Nightmare Street and slammed on the door, but seeing no one opened, he fell down at the base of the wall aggrieved, curled up and fell asleep.

So the next night, just as it was getting dark, the energetic Chao Fan went home to weed. When he got out of the car, he saw a figure shrinking in the corner of the wall.

"A homeless man?" Chao Fan walked over and took a look, and found that it was Di Ting, so he quickly pushed him, "Do you want to be so miserable! Did you really sleep on the street? Hey, wake up!"

Di Ting opened his eyes in a daze, his face was flushed, and he couldn't even speak: "Ah... who? It's... Chao Fan... I was wrong... I'm not a god..."

"My God, why do you still have a fever?" Chao Fan was taken aback, he didn't even think about whether the ghost would have a fever, he struggled to set up Di Ting, and dragged him into the door, "I'll find a doctor for you... Uh, it's so heavy..."

"Chao Fan, Chao Fan..." Di Ting rubbed his forehead against Chao Fan's neck, and called after a while, like a child acting like a spoiled child.

After hearing this for a while, Chao Fan couldn't take it anymore: "Hey, cheer up, please, don't move around!"

He hugged Chao Fan's waist, and whispered to his ear: "I... I made a mistake, I'm really not Shou... I'm this beast... Divine beast..."

"Okay, okay, whatever you want, even if you say you are attacking me..." Chao Fan walked hard while perfunctory, but in the middle of speaking, his wrist suddenly itched.He looked down and saw a white fluffy thing was wrapping around his wrist, rubbing it lightly, "Damn it! What the hell!"

Chao Fan immediately threw Di Ting to the ground.

Di Ting lay on her stomach, raised her head tearfully, the tail behind her buttocks was wagging, and the cat ears on her head were shaking and shaking.

"Fuck!" Chao Fan swears again, but the meaning in the words is completely different.

"Hey, so you are this beast, why didn't you say it earlier?" Chao Fan squatted down like a dog-legged slave, touched the fluffy ears, his face was full of Dao (robber) appearance (cat) , "Di Ting? Don't you have a place to live? Come, come, live with me. My place is big enough to live in."

Di Ting stared at him blankly for a while, then nodded, and passed out.The cat ears and tail disappeared instantly, like a flash in the pan.

"Hey!" Chao Fan rushed forward, pinching the other's butt and not letting go, "I haven't touched it yet! Where's the tail? Don't take it back!"

Just at this time, the shiny convertible sports car sped past again, and the male neighbor wearing another sequined coat glanced at Chao Fan, and said to the person on the phone: "...Come back to catch up on sleep! Hey, our neighbor's cleaning Indecent tramp, should we say..."

Chao Fan: "..."

Fuck me!Never hang around the door again.

Gritting his teeth, Chao Fan memorized the 1.8-meter-seven Di Ting, muttering: "I have a cat! I have a cat! Hehehe, I have a cat again!"

Di Ting opened his eyes, the flush and sweat on his face quickly faded away, he leaned on Chao Fan's back with a thoughtful expression, this combo of retreating as advance, showing weakness and "sex" temptation was really powerful, black The impermanent boy has two brushes, but why did he suddenly help me?strangeness……

The author has something to say: Listen carefully: Heiwuchang, why are you helping me?

Hei Wuchang: Please ask for favors first, there is someone, I have to protect him.

Although it is common sense, I would like to remind everyone not to pour fuel on the open fire! ! ! ! !Do not pour fuel over an open flame! ! ! ! !Do not pour fuel over an open flame! ! ! ! !My mother started a coal fire this morning, so that's all. Fortunately, there was not much fuel left in the bottle. After the explosion, only her hands and belly were burned, and her face was fine.I stayed with the hospital for a whole day today, and came back at night. I was in a hurry, and I didn't finish writing in time for 0:[-]. sorry...

In addition, I didn't know until I went to the hospital that there were so many patients with fuel burns.Although it is common sense, it seems that many people still don't realize it.There is a child who is very miserable. He is only three years old. He lives in the ward next to my mother. He is only three years old because his grandmother poured fuel on the open fire, and the fire rushed to his face. There can be fewer people who are confused. Really, when someone asks how my mother got burned, I can't say it, and everyone will just feel a little speechless.