Underworld brat

Di Ting held back for a long time, and muttered, "Does sword dancing count?"

"You can also dance swords?" Chao Fan's eyes lit up, and he stretched his head from the back to the front row, "I've wanted to ask for a long time, when did you die? Why are you dressed like an ancient man? Also, you said Is it real kung fu or the kind practiced by the old men and women in the park? If it is real kung fu, can you teach me?"

A series of question marks made Di Ting's head dizzy, he thought to himself, it's a good thing that Lu Dongbin ran away, otherwise, if you heard you comparing his sword skills with old men and old ladies, you would be able to poke you into a "heart-piercing" lotus with a few strokes, and no one would stop you. Can't live.

"It's real kung fu, I can teach you..." Hearing this, Di suddenly beamed with joy, thinking that this proposal is simply too wonderful. You have to be alone to learn swords, right?You have to be meticulous and serious about teaching, right?Just touching hands and waist doesn't mean he has ulterior motives, right?For the good of the students, he corrected the posture one by one.When Di Ting thought about the "happy" life in the future, he immediately said excitedly, "I have time anytime, and I can start teaching you tomorrow."

While turning the steering wheel, the driver turned the brain interface to the dial key. If the Lianjiazi wants to take the Bawang car later, he will call the police immediately.

"Tomorrow? No." Chao Fan smiled, "We have to solve your work problems first. I thought about it, but I still can't do sword dancing. After all, the space of the tourist bus is small, and it can't be used. Otherwise, you should say Listen to a few jokes, if they don’t work, I’ll polish them up for you.”

Joking?This was really difficult for him, since he was born, he knew how to tell right from wrong, everyone just sat upright when they came to him, and never dared to joke.Let him tell jokes, there is really no such reserve.

Di Ting lowered his head and thought hard, so he had to use a past event hidden deep in his heart to make up the number: "One year, the Lord... the five-color lotus platform of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva opened his spiritual wisdom, and a fat little baby fell out of it. He is clever and cute. As soon as he landed, he called Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva father. He couldn’t explain it clearly to him, and he couldn’t change his words. Later, King Qin Guang, who came to visit him, was shocked and thought he was the illegitimate son of Bodhisattva. , opened his mouth and bowed, and called him the little Bodhisattva... The little lotus stand was taken aback for a while, and the Bodhisattva was also stunned... Ha ha... The Bodhisattva was taught by the West, how could he have children? You said Qin Guangwang Funny or not?"

Xu Shi thought of the scene at that time, and Di Ting couldn't help laughing, laughing and laughing alone.

Chao Fan's head is full of confusion, what's the point of laughing?

The driver, with a face of cold sweat, quietly put the inspiration back.The co-pilot's stupid guy, he's terrified, even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and King Yama dared to make up arrangements, he can't afford to offend him, so don't pay him if he doesn't pay for the car, it's important to save a ghost's life.

"I don't know if King Qin Guang is funny or not." Chao Fan's face turned pale, "I only know that your joke is really bad."

The giggling Di Ting seemed to have been tapped, and his whole body was stuck: "Yes, is it so bad? Then let me say one more thing. One year at the Pantao Festival, the barefoot fairy stretched his feet to..."

"Wait, don't you have any more popular jokes?" Chao Fan interrupted him, "The protagonist is called Xiao Ming, Xiao Hong, Xiao Hua or something?"

Listen to: "???" Is Xiaohua the nickname of Emperor Donghua?

Seeing that there was no voice from the other party, Chao Fan sighed: "Forget it, I'm afraid I can't do the embellishment, I'll just tell you a few dirty jokes that are suitable for all ages, you just write it down and replace the protagonist with a ghost, and there is a beautiful woman... ..."

In the end, he told three jokes, which amused the driver so much that he stopped the car with pity when he arrived at the Hundred Ghosts Night Walking Area.

Di Ting was about to pay, when Chao Fan stopped him: "Brother, please don't rob me tonight, okay?"

Who the fuck is your brother?Listen to the pain.Suddenly realized that I may have made a wrong move by pretending to be poor, how can I cry poor when I go out on a date?Could it be that Chao Fan's money will be spent in the future?Too bad, the boyfriend power is gone, only the power to eat soft food is left.

The whole street is flickering with neon lights, the traffic of ghosts is huge, and the music in the nightclub is deafening. Sometimes when you are strolling around, you will suddenly go to the sky. The division of space really makes Chao Fan dizzy.

"This place is even more magical than Chongqing, but Fengdu City..." Chao Fan shrugged, "It should be magical."

From time to time, there are male and female ghosts in flirtatious costumes on the road as living signs, soliciting customers at the door of the store. Chao Fan was not used to it at first, thinking that the whole street was a red/light district.It wasn't until a female ghost in revealing clothes shouted: "Guest officer, why don't you come in for a stroll..." and dragged him into the store, only to find out that the other party was selling baby products.

Di Ting followed in angrily: "Let him go!" As if to hit someone.

As a result, Chao Fan stood between the two, and said to the turbulent female ghost speechlessly, "You are a seller of mother and baby products, do you have to dress up like this to solicit customers?"

"Hey! What! Want to smash the store?" The "female" ghost aggressively took off her bra/bra, revealing the strong muscles inside, and then lifted the wig. The whole ghost grew more than ten centimeters taller, so masculine, "Come on Come here!" The "female" ghost slapped her chest muscles loudly, "If you want to smash the shop, ask me with two fists first!"

Chao Fan opened his mouth wide, looked up at Juju in women's clothing, and even the grumpy Di Ting was stunned, as if he didn't understand what happened.

"Ahem, hug... sorry... my friend didn't mean it." It took Chao Fan a long time to recover his voice, "I, let's do some shopping."

Hearing that she was about to buy something, King Kong Barbie's expression changed, she immediately put back on her bra/bra, put down her wig, and returned to being a coquettish/exposing lady in women's clothing, even her voice was so charming that it almost dripped: "Oh, sir What do you want to buy? Milk powder? Clothes? Or a stroller? We have everything here! Pick whatever you want, and the price is absolutely affordable."

"Hehe..." Chao Fan tried his best to raise his smile, "I, let me see for myself..."

"Look for yourself?" The big man in women's clothing rolled his eyes, and gently patted Chao Fan's little hand with his big hand, "You must buy it!"

"Buy, buy, buy! Definitely buy!" Chao Fan immediately raised his hands to promise, and he was about to swear a poisonous oath.

Only then did the boss let him go, and ran to the door of the store to continue soliciting customers.

"What are you afraid of him doing?" Di Ting was very upset, "I can crush him to death with one finger."

Chao Fan let out a heck when he was talking big, and concentrated on picking up the merchandise.

He first chose a pair of open baby jumpsuits, and then chose a pumpkin-shaped feeding bottle from the pile of feeding bottles. When he squeezed hard, the pumpkin would scream "no milk!" Chao Fan was startled at first. Jump, and then have a great time.Next, the two visited the pacifier area, the diaper area, and finally lingered in the toy area.

While walking around, Di Ting suddenly had a brainstorm and began to think about why Chao Fan wanted to visit this store?Could it be that he is hinting to himself that he wants to get married and have a baby?It's a pity that my soul is not complete, the other party has forgotten the past, and there are still a few important things to do, it is really not a good time to get married and have children.However, seeing Chao Fan amused by a floating bat doll, Di Ting's eyes softened, alas, the person he likes is younger than himself, it's okay to spoil him, what can he do if he wants to get married?I had no choice but to agree to him.What if I want to have a baby?All I can do is make the little lover bear lotus seeds.

Oh, what a grinding elf!

Di Ting's brain was full of sweet bubbles, and a bewildered smile appeared on his face. Fortunately, Chao Fan was immersed in the baby's world and didn't notice anything wrong with him.

When checking out, King Kong Barbie took a second look at Di Ting, and while scanning the codes of the products, she chatted softly with Chao Fan: "Thank you for taking care of me. I bought so much. Have a baby?"

"No, I don't have a wife. A friend of mine is pregnant. I'll buy it first and give it to him after the baby is born." Chao Fan took out his card to pay the bill and explained.

"Bang"!There was a crackling sound in the air.

King Kong Barbie thought she had heard it wrong, but she turned her head and found that Di Ting had crushed the lollipop jar at the cash register: "You..."

"I'll buy it, I'll buy it." Chao Fan hurriedly bought everything, and bought it all in one go before King Kong Barbie got angry.

Di Ting's face was black, and he was panting for breath.

"Hey, you're still a guest, you're generous." King Kong Barbie smiled and winked at Chao Fan.

Chao Fan was a little reluctant to thank you, but couldn't hold back his curiosity after all: "Boss? Why do you want to dress like this for business?"

"Ahem, call me the proprietress!" King Kong Barbie explained while packing, "Every store is like this, can you not do this, otherwise who will enter your store? Besides, when selling mother and baby products, I only wear clothes like this. Believe me, otherwise a big muscle will recommend you non-leaking diapers, would you buy them?"

Chao Fan actually felt that it seemed quite reasonable.

"A lot of gay couples go to that nightclub upstairs. Today is the 'A Chinese Ghost Story Party', you can join in the fun..." Perhaps seeing that Chao Fan bought a lot, when King Kong Barbie sent them out, she even stuffed Chao Fan A membership card, "Report my name to get a discount..."

"No, no, we are not a couple, you are mistaken." Chao Fan quickly waved his hands to explain, not understanding why the women's clothing boss had such a misunderstanding.

"Really? That's really embarrassing." King Kong Barbie smiled awkwardly while covering her small mouth, and pushed the two out.As a result, when Chao Fan turned around, he clearly heard the other party muttering behind his back: "You want to lie to me? I've never missed a gay girl! If it wasn't for a couple, I'd dig my eyes out and quit the arena from now on."

Chao Fan: "..."

But Di Ting finally showed a faint smile, took the initiative to take the big and small bags from Chao Fan's hand, and walked away proudly.I thought to myself, nightclub?A Chinese Ghost Story?what is that?do not care!As long as it is a place where couples get together, you can go anywhere.

The author has something to say: The old mythical beast that has lived for thousands of years is going to play disco.