Underworld brat

"I really don't remember?" The hanged ghost was so shocked that he flicked his tongue and almost wrapped it around Chao Fan's neck.

"Hehe, I'm sorry." Chao Fan smiled dryly and moved away a little bit, feeling quite embarrassed in his heart.

"Okay, let's get to know each other again. My name is Guo Kaiyu." Unexpectedly, the hanged ghost was very thoughtful, so he posted it again, stretched out his right hand, and introduced himself.

Chao Fan really didn't want to shake hands, but the two were squeezed in the middle of the line, and the atmosphere would be too embarrassing if they didn't reach out.He had no choice but to shake it and said with a smile, "My name is Chao Fan."

"Cao? Which Cao? Uncle Cao's Cao?" Guo Kaiyu asked very carefully.

Chao Fan is also a good tempered by experience. He used to be a tour guide, how could he not meet a few tourists who don't wink and like to ask questions?Therefore, he had no choice but to write his name to Guo Kaiyu again.

"Oh, good name, I just saw it..." Seeing that Guo Kaiyu seemed about to start a long speech, Chao Fan couldn't help but look bitter.Just at this moment, there was a sound of ding dong, and he quickly shook the inspiration in his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I want to read a message."

As he swiped away from the screen, he made up his mind that no matter who saves him, he will pester the other party and chat until the queue is over.

It turned out that Zhao Ruhai replied to his message, and the way he spoke, he looked like himself at first glance, blah, cheap and frank——

"Chao Fan??? Chao Fan!!! Damn, where did you die? I haven't seen you for more than ten years, and you died again after being reincarnated? Die young? Shouldn't be, aren't you a benevolent person? Tell me honestly, Why on earth did you go, otherwise, the captain and I agreed to your dinner invitation, we don’t just meet a ghost like you who has been out of touch for more than ten years.”

Chao Fan typed slowly, thinking about procrastinating for a while.As a result, another message popped up on the chat interface.

"Dinner? Okay. You find a place, and you decide the time. I'm on a mission, so let's not chat."

Jin Suoyang's reply was concise and clear, in stark contrast to Zhao Ruhai.

Chao Fan suddenly felt a little curious.I don't know what happened to the relationship between the two. Ten years ago, Jin Suoyang seemed to be interested in Zhao Ruhai. After so long, the stone man should have caught up with him, right?

"Don't know where to eat? Let me recommend a good place for you." Guo Kaiyu suddenly moved his head and said.

Chao Fan was so angry that he immediately turned off the screen and glared at him unhappily: "You peeked at my inspiration!"

"Ah? Can't you watch it? You didn't say it earlier." Guo Kaiyu shrugged in surprise, and immediately covered his eyes with his hands to avoid suspicion, "I thought we were friends."

Chao Fan took a deep breath and said coldly: "Brother, we have only met twice in ten years. What kind of friends are you and I? Even if we are friends, you can't peek into other people's privacy. Are you educated! I have something to do now. , don't talk to me anymore." The mud bodhisattva was also very angry, and Chao Fan was really angry now.

Guo Kaiyu tensed his body, and suddenly entered a defensive posture.He definitely looked at Chao Fan for a while, raised his chin and snorted coldly, turned around and left.

"Hey..." Chao Fan opened his mouth and uttered half an unclear syllable, astonished.What's the matter with this man?I didn't drive him away, the line is so long, does he have to rearrange?Forget it, he does it himself, but he doesn't care about my business.

Chao Fan thinks that Guo Kaiyu is the kind of ghost who has no winks, is familiar with himself, but has strong self-esteem and low EQ.Don't meet him by chance next time, he thought a little bit embarrassingly.

After queuing for about half an hour, Chao Fan finally moved to the ATM.He inserted the salary card and entered the password. The screen flickered and a dizzying number appeared—one million ninety-eight thousand.

Chao Fan was so happy that he almost hiccupped. He glanced left and right, quickly took [-] yuan and took it with him, and left the bank in a sneaky way. There should be no ghosts in the underworld who would dare to rob, right?

Before leaving the door, out of the corner of his eye, he happened to see Guo Kaiyu chattering something to a flamboyant ghost in a certain line, and the flamboyant ghost rolled his eyes, showing an impatient look.Chao Fan shook his head, and hurried out to hail a hearse.

"Master, please go to No. 1026 Elm Ghost Street." Since Zhao Ruhai and the others were still on missions, he decided to go home and have a look before talking.

The driver seems to be a native of the earth, and he is also Chinese, because the accent sounds like Fujian: "Young man, the fat family seems to be visiting relatives?"

"Fat...go home." Chao Fan paused, almost being led astray.

"Then you're rich, that land is full of idiots!" the driver gossiped, "Or are you buying pigs?"

Big boy?Oh, mansion!Chao Fan heard it in his ears, and had to work on it to understand what the other person meant: "Ah, so what, it's a reward. I'll stay."

"Neng Zhu Zhu is also very good, you don't seem to know..." The driver started talking, complaining about the price all the way.Chao Fan, who owns a house, is said to be almost unable to hold his head up. When he got off the bus, he really wanted to introduce Guo Kaiyu to the driver. The two should have a chat.

It has been ten years, and Chao Fan's house seems to have not changed much. There are still two stone lions guarding the gate, but if you look closely, you can still find the difference.One stone lion was blind, another had a broken left paw, and both were even more broken.

Chao Fan regretted it a bit. Really, the thousands of dollars spent on the decoration before were wasted. After ten years, it must be restored to its original state.The next time I go on a business trip, I must not be so hasty. At least I will rent this house out, otherwise I will go on a business trip and renovate once, and I will save the salary of more than 100 million yuan and pay it for the decoration. It will be useful.

After learning from the painful experience, Chao Fan pushed open the door.

As a result, there was a creaking sound, and the scene behind the door shocked Chao Fan.

Grass!Grass!Grass!

Cough cough, it's not Chao Fan who is swearing, but the place he sees, it's all fucking grass!

Chao Fan was stunned: "What...what's going on? How did my house become a grassland? I..."

He backed out to check, it was No. 1026, and it was the door he opened with the key. As it turned out, this was his house.Chao Fan wanted to cry, but sat on the threshold and touched his head, thinking whether he should buy a few bottles of herbicide before entering the door.

Although the houses on Elm Street are empty, there are still rich people living here.For example, when Chao Fan was extremely depressed, a convertible sports car drove past. The man in the co-driver was wearing a sequin jacket and was on the phone. ? I just saw the cleaning came to clean..."

The truncated words just fell into Chao Fan's ears, and the convertible spouted exhaust and sped off.

"I'm XXXXX!" Chao Fan stood up and threw a curse word, but he didn't know if he heard it.After scolding the street, Chao Fan still felt upset, "You are the one who cleans, and your whole family cleans. I have more than 100 million deposits. Do you have it? Do you have it?"

That car is more than 100 million, so wake up.

Chao Fan closed the door indignantly, walked into the "grassland" half as tall as a person, and walked forward with difficulty.He also bought some clothes and furniture before, and had to go in to see if they could be salvaged. He didn't believe that grass could grow in the house.

As a result, when trekking to the rockery, Chao Fan glanced at the pond that was also covered with grass, and Chao Fan noticed something was wrong!Huh?Why did the flat turf sink into a large piece, and it kept shaking. When I listened carefully, there was even the sound of panting coming from inside.

Fuck!Even if it was just a ghost, Chao Fan could feel the indignation of blood rushing to the top of his head at this moment!Someone is playing wild/fighting at his house!

To catch a thief and take the stolen goods, to catch an adulterer is to catch both.Resisting the anger of wanting to burn the adulterers to death, Chao Fan tiptoed down the pond, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart, could this weed be planted by dogs and men?What is the purpose?Is it just to experience the fun of stealing/love in the grassland?Damn, if they want to experience the sorghum field version, they won't be able to see a yard of sorghum taller than a person when they come back?No, this needs to be reported to the police.Hey, by the way, what's the phone number for the underworld police?why can't i remember...

While thinking in a mess, Chao Fan approached the place where the humming sound came from.

"Fuck you, you have the money to grow grass, but don't you have the money to open a house?" After a little deliberation, Chao Fan let out an angry roar, and with a thud, he pushed open the grass, intending to scare the couple to death.

However, there are no women for men and women, but there is one man, and it's still Luo's.

The grass half as tall as a person was crushed to a width of more than one meter, and a dazzlingly white man rubbed and rubbed in the grass, and let out a joyful cry from his mouth.The long black hair, which was wet with sweat, clings to the back and winds down, extending to the part where Chao Fan swallowed hard after seeing it.

"Meow?" After hearing Chao Fan's angry roar, the man seemed drunk, his face flushed, he raised his head and called out to Chao Fan with a confused expression. There was only doubt in his voice, without fear, as if he was Say, who is it?Disturb Lao Tzu's fun.

To be honest, Chao Fan was shocked by this situation.

Seeing that the "noise source" did not respond, the man lowered his head impatiently and continued to twist. While twisting, he bit the grass with his teeth and pulled it lightly, then rolled his tongue into his mouth and chewed slowly. The excitement on his face obvious.

Chao Fan finally came to his senses, a rogue man!A luo man who loves to eat grass!A luo man who loves to eat and rub grass!Appeared at his house!

"Yes! Change! State! Ah!" Finally, he raised his voice and cried out.

The author has something to say: Reporter: I heard that you were very embarrassed when you saw his human form for the first time in the underworld?

Chao Fan: Super invincible, abnormal and embarrassing!When I think about it now, I get goosebumps all over the floor, no exaggeration.

Listen to: Fart!Don't smear me here, what happened if I ate some catnip?Can cats eat catnip?

Chao Fan: Hehe...

I'm sorry, I updated so late today, but at least I didn't lose a little red flower... (Because it's super Calvin, this chapter is super DRAMA)