Underworld brat

"Why did I come back?" Chao Fan frowned, eyes drooping, completely confused about this matter.

It's not that traveling through the small world made him lose his memory, on the contrary, he remembers the volcanic eruption clearly.That day, he was so passionate that he did not know what method he used, but he abruptly prevented a natural and man-made disaster.While this is a dick, it's worth saying "Ouch, not bad".But he passed out afterwards, why did he wake up and go back to the underworld?

He promised to come back only after counting enough. Could it be that he was lying to him?

The three heads of the magistrate are not for nothing, and he saw clearly what Chao Fan was thinking at once, and kindly mentioned: "There are also strong and weak beliefs. Some ordinary people only know how to pray to gods and worship Buddha when things are critical. And some mortals spend their whole lives eating fast, chanting Buddha, and praying for blessings. Can these two beliefs be the same?"

Only then did Chao Fan understand.That is to say, after he saved everyone by sacrificing Nuwa's body, the bird people's beliefs became deeper. When the quantity was equal, the quality was higher and the mission was accomplished, so the "instructions" wrapped him back.

"The passage between the two worlds has been stabilized by the power of faith." The judge told him the current progress, "Before you wake up, our people have already gone to establish an agency point, and the ghosts there will be under the management of our underworld." ,Thanks a lot."

Chao Fan nodded indifferently. This may be a good thing for those bird people whose souls can only survive seven days.correct!Birdman!What about his pickles?Chao Fan suddenly remembered this, there are still two hundred and five, didn't they stay in that world, right?

He quickly touched his body a few times, no!No pockets!Nothing!

"Looking for what?" the magistrate asked him.

Chao Fan was dumbfounded: "Judge, do you still remember the baby you brought me? When you saw me, where was that lump of pickles? No, you can't say it's pickles anymore, one of its leaves has changed .”

"This." The magistrate smiled, "Close your eyes."

Close your eyes?You want to take it out to surprise me?please!That's my stuff, okay? Give it to me if you're sensible!Chao Fan stared at the magistrate speechlessly, accusing with his eyes.

"Why are you looking at me? I want you to close your eyes!" The magistrate urged him unmoved.

Forget it, the thing was in his hands, and he had to listen, so Chao Fan had no choice but to close his eyes angrily.

He was still waiting for the three heads to say "surprise", but the magistrate played his cards out of common sense: "Now, start thinking about your baby in your mind."

ha?Chao Fan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously remembered the appearance of pickles.

Two radiant lotus leaves suddenly appeared in front of Chao Fan's eyes. The leaves were green, one was emitting a blue light, and the other was emitting a red light. The two lotus leaves were slowly turning in front of his eyes, miraculously.The fly in the ointment is that there are three withered pickle leaves attached to the rhizome of the lotus leaf.

Chao Fan suddenly became calm, and a sense of consciousness rushed into his mind, and he suddenly understood that this is what "pickles" should be like.And pickles are not pickles, it has its own name - five-color lotus.

Chao Fan opened his eyes, and the five-color lotus appeared in his hand.

"This thing has already melted into your soul." The judge explained, "Go in and have a look?"

Chao Fan nodded, and the next second, the person appeared in the river space.At this moment, the main trunk of that river flowed into an ocean with no end in sight, and countless strange tributaries were distributed like spider webs. Two hundred and five were lying in the place where he was imprisoned, sleeping peacefully, and Chao Fan was relieved after taking a look.In a flash, he entered another space of lotus leaves. A huge volcano kept gushing magma, the ground cracked, countless flames flowed, and black smoke filled the air.Chao Fan was taken aback immediately, and almost quit immediately, but after staying for a while, he found that he didn't feel any discomfort at all, so he flew around the volcano twice to get a general idea.In the end, I felt that the visual effect was too shocking, so I quit.

"Here, take it." Seeing Chao Fan coming out, the magistrate didn't ask much, took out all the salary cards, wallets, and inspirations that had been stored with him and returned them to the other party, and patted him on the shoulder. Take a good rest for a few days. This time, you can treat yourself better."

Um?Chao Fan, who was still in shock, didn't understand.

The magistrate blinked at him, pointed to the salary card in his hand, and Chao Fan suddenly realized.His "business trip" is also paid!Wait, how much is his salary? 4000 Yinzhu per month, do the math, do the math... 120 months in a year, [-] months in [-] years, plus holiday benefits, year-end bonus... Oh my god, it's too much money to calculate!

Now, whether the five-color lotus is not five-color lotus, he forgot all about it, and Chao Fanxi was stunned.

"Have you figured it out?" the magistrate asked him.

Chao Fan smirked and shook his head, his legs were dangling by the bed, and he was about to float up to the ceiling: "Hey, no."

"Why don't you smirk?" The magistrate teased him, "Look at your talent. Don't say I didn't remind you, in a few days, you will still have a 'big' income."

"What income?" Chao Fanxi descended from the sky, "Could it be my bonus?"

"I can't talk about this, I'll keep it secret for the time being." It aroused people's appetite, but he didn't say it, and the judge is also an annoying person.

However, Chao Fan was in the right mood and didn't care about him. He left happily and went straight to the bank.

Looking at the back figure that almost floated into the elevator, the magistrate shook his head: "Tsk tsk tsk, since ancient times, money is the most touching. This silly boy, don't you know that the biggest benefit of this trip is your own merits that don't decrease but increase? Golden light? Ignorance, ignorance..."

Chao Fan took the elevator straight down to the first floor of the government affairs processing center, and sent two messages to the only two friends he knew - Zhao Ruhai and Jin Suoyang, "Hey, long time no see, find a place, I treat you to delicious food ! I’m rich now.”

Jin Suoyang's team happened to be on a mission, Tang Bailian heard the two men's brainstorming, and went over to take a look: "Hey, which rich man treats you to dinner? Can you take me?"

Zhao Ruhai looked at the contact's name and frowned: "Chao Fan? Who is it? Captain, do you know him?"

Jin Suoyang also stared at the inspiration, always felt that the name was a little familiar, but he just couldn't remember the corresponding person or event: "Could it be that you have asked us for help before, and want to thank us this time? I can't remember... Hey, Just ask, otherwise we'd better not participate in this kind of dinner party with unknown origin, isn't the higher-ups strictly cracking down on bribery and bribery recently?"

Zhao Ruhai nodded and replied, "Who are you?"

Chao Fan just got out of the elevator, and when he saw the reply, he staggered and fell to the ground, blocking the elevator door.

"Get up, I'm in a hurry to get a business license..."

"What the hell is this? You can even fall when you walk."

"Hey Rang Rang, Rang Rang, if you can't walk, just push a wheelchair! Wasting everyone's time!"

……

There was no way, the traffic on the first floor was too heavy, and everyone was rushing to do things. Before getting up, Chao Fan received more than a dozen complaints.

"I'm sorry." Chao Fan apologized, got up and walked away with his buttocks arched.

"It seems that you really can't walk?" "Won't you break your leg?" "Fart, why do you slap your butt after you break your leg? Isn't that what you do?" Several ghosts whispered.

Chao Fan's face was flushed red, he tried his best to restrain the urge to push his buttocks, and walked out the door with the same hands and feet.As a result, when going down the steps, my left foot tripped over my right foot, and I fell down again with a snap.

Alas, after being a mermaid for ten years, he had forgotten how to walk, and Chao Fan was extremely melancholy.He sat on the steps to concentrate for a while, recalled the feeling of walking, then stood up and took two steps slowly, his buttocks arched back involuntarily.

Hold!He quickly raised his hand and called a four-wheeled hearse, and went straight to the bank, giving up the idea of ​​walking.

The "Underworld Bank" is very close to the "Underworld Government Affairs Processing Center". It is just two intersections away.

"Here we are, 50 beads." The driver turned his head and glanced at Chao Fan, thinking that the other party might be a new ghost, and he paid a starting price to run such a short distance.

Chao Fan felt a pain, took out his wallet and took out the full 100.When I handed it over, I thought, I have a house and money now, why do I feel distressed?So I added a sentence: "Don't look for it, tip!"

The driver was puzzled and watched him slowly get out of the car and walked away with one hand and one foot.I thought, did this person burn out his brain and die?

After entering the bank, Chao Fan was queuing up at the self-service withdrawal line, and took advantage of the time to reply to Zhao Ruhai's message: "I did not make a mistake, did I? The owner of this number is still Zhao Ruhai? I am Chao Fan! It was you who seduced me back then, and returned the message to Zhao Ruhai." Jin Suoyang took me shopping together, and I'll treat you to noodles..." Chao Fan was typing, and suddenly realized that he hadn't seen them for more than ten years, and he was on a business trip, so he didn't notify them at all.

So, he deleted the typed one again, and typed a few words again: "I am Chao Fan, Chao Fan who lives in a dilapidated house at No. 1026 Menggui Street!"

Compared with other memories, Zhao Ruhai may have a deeper impression of the house.It's just that seeing that the other party doesn't remember him, Chao Fan is still a little disappointed.

At this time, someone suddenly patted Chao Fan on the shoulder: "What a coincidence, I met you again."

Looking back, Chao Fan saw a bright red tongue sticking out in front of his eyes, and the rhinestones on it were shining, which shocked him.Fuck, this ghost wouldn't slap me with his tongue, would he?Surprised, Chao Fan couldn't help feeling nauseated.

"What are you doing here? Saving money? Withdrawing money? Or taking out a loan?" the hanged ghost asked him.

"Check the money." Out of politeness, Chao Fan replied dryly. After finishing speaking, he showed a puzzled expression, "Excuse me, do you...do I know you?"

The hanged ghost came over, looking like a good brother: "How come you don't know each other? Didn't we meet in the elevator of the government affairs processing center ten years ago? I applied for a license for my 'Beautiful Tongue Shop', What, you don't remember?"

Brother, normal ghosts won't remember, right?Chao Fan was speechless, and suddenly felt that it seemed normal to be forgotten by Zhao Ruhai and Jin Suoyang.

The author has something to say:

Chao Fan: How do you remember people from ten years ago?

Hanged Ghost: I have a high IQ and a photographic memory.

Chao Fan: Hehe...

Hanged Ghost: Really, my IQ is [-]!I remember everything from childhood to adulthood clearly. No one wanted to be friends with me. Later, when I lived to be twenty, my mind was so stuffed that it was about to explode, and then I committed suicide.

Chao Fan: Meng Potang, can I get to know it?

Hanged ghost: understand understand!I don't want to reincarnate now. I drink a bowl every 20 years to clean up my memory. It's like being reborn.

Chao Fan: ...