Underworld brat

"So, you're saying that a perverted luo man showed up at your house and knocked you out?" Zhao Ruhai held his chopsticks in shock, "Did you call the police?"

"It was the black hands who got caught when we called the police." Chao Fan sat on the seat and rubbed the back of his aching neck, "By the time the ghost police arrived, they would have been gone. I was too careless, thinking that the other party was out of their minds." Clear, no attack power. As a result... hiss..."

Jin Suoyang pushed the warm teacup in front of Zhao Ruhai, comforted Chao Fan and said: "There was no one in your house before, that's why he broke into the empty house. Now that you live, he won't dare to come. If you don't feel at ease, install surveillance." , I know a friend who specializes in this, and I can introduce it to you."

"Who? Which friend made this? How come I don't know?" Before Chao Fan could thank you, Zhao Ruhai suddenly rolled his eyes and asked, "You still have friends I don't know? You have a clue, show it to me." Look."

Jin Suoyang was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously glanced at Chao Fan.

Chao Fan quickly poured himself a cup of tea, bowed his head and drank it vigorously, but the tea was boiling hot, and scalded the root of his tongue.

"Okay, you, Jin Suoyang! Now you won't show me the inspiration?" Seeing Jin Suoyang lingering, Zhao Ruhai became even more unhappy, "I knew that what Tang Bailian said was right, and yesterday she reminded me to be careful about seven years later. Itchy. I caught you outside today! I...I..." Zhao Ruhai's eyes turned red, and tears were about to fall in the next second.

Tang Bailian!Jin Suoyang gritted his teeth with hatred.

However, Zhao Ruhai's small appearance of crying or not was too painful for him. Regardless of the presence of an outsider like Chao Fan, Jin Suoyang embraced him with a distressed face, patted him on the back, and comforted him: "Don't cry, don't cry." Then whispered a few words in his ear.

"What?" Zhao Ruhai stared wide-eyed after hearing this, "Didn't he open a beauty tongue shop? Changed career?"

"That's the old almanac from two years ago, it's long gone." Jin Suoyang shook his head helplessly, "Didn't you forward it for him when he held a store celebration last year?"

Zhao Ruhai blushed immediately, and couldn't put down the teacup.

"You are..." Seeing that the lawsuit between the two of them was over, Chao Fan had a vague guess about their relationship.

"The two of us have been married for seven years." Jin Suoyang smiled calmly, with a blissful sweetness in the corners of his eyes and brows, "I should have told you earlier, and I don't know if you mind."

"Ah, people are dead, and they still care about what they do." Chao Fan slapped him twice, and for some reason, a determined face appeared in his mind, "Leave us alone, let's go!" That face tell him.

With a sore nose, Chao Fan quickly waved and shouted, "Waiter, bring three menus."

This restaurant is well-decorated and the business is very good.It was the peak time of dining, not to mention that all the tables were full, and there were still many ghosts queuing outside with their number plates.

While waiting for the menu, Zhao Ruhai apologized to Chao Fan with some embarrassment: "I just showed you a joke. I had an operation recently, and because I was pregnant, I was a little emotionally unstable. Really, I'm not usually like this."

"Yes, I will testify." Jin Suoyang smiled at Chao Fan, and joked for the first time, "He is not usually so jealous, so I have been married for seven years, and now I am relieved that he still cares about me, haha."

Chao Fan, who was sprinkled with dog food, was so shocked that he couldn't speak. It took him a long time to find his own voice: "What... what? Zhao Ruhai, you... are you pregnant?"

"Sir, what menu do you want." Just at this moment, the waiter came over and stood beside the three of them, waiting for everyone to order.

Chao Fan was full of questions to ask, his eyes flicked back and forth, staring at Zhao Ruhai, and he didn't even bother to read the menu.However, there were outsiders present, and he didn't know if this was a taboo, so he didn't dare to speak.

"Chao Fan, it's so expensive, are you sure you want to eat here?" Zhao Ruhai asked after carefully looking at the menu for a while.

The waiter next to him frowned a little, thinking, think it's too expensive?Then why are you occupying your seat?A bunch of poor people.

"Ah?" Chao Fan came to his senses, and then he paid attention to the menu. He saw that a small plate of boiled cabbage hearts cost a thousand Yinzhu, and he immediately knew the price level of this restaurant.He raised his head and asked the waiter, "Can you swipe your card?"

The waiter nodded and didn't even reply.He believed in his heart that these poor ghosts couldn't afford it, so his attitude became a lot colder.

"Then I'm sure, I'll eat here." Chao Fan made up his mind to splurge, so he pointed to the menu and said, "I want a braised beef paw, three shredded fish, and a crystal sour pork. Boiled cabbage heart, and another bottle of daughter red from the Qing Dynasty. What about you? Just order whatever you want.” After passing this village, there will be no such shop, and I won’t be so generous next time.

Zhao Ruhai and Jin Suoyang looked at each other, and couldn't help but ask, "Where did you get rich all these years?"

"Hehe, as soon as I get a dead salary, I don't know where to make money." Chao Fan said modestly, which was also telling the truth.

The two of them just thought that he was unwilling to talk about it, so they pressed the button and didn't mention it. They only added two dishes they wanted to eat, which was very measured.After ordering, the waiter immediately put out the POS machine: "Chenghui, there are 12 Yinzhu in total."

Zhao Ruhai took a deep breath, and firmly grasped Jin Suoyang's left hand. He couldn't bear the price.

Chao Fan didn't expect to ask for so much, so his heart ached and he muttered, "Why did you pay the bill before the food was served?" Passing over the salary card by the way.

The salary cards of the ghost messengers all look the same, a pure black card, with a slight flash of light, a three-dimensional silhouette of the person can emerge.After paying the bill, the waiter left with a displeased face.

"Please be my child's godfather!" "Aren't you a male ghost? How can you be pregnant?" Zhao Ruhai and Chao Fan said in unison as soon as the waiter left.

"Let me talk first!" Zhao Ruhai pressed his palm to let Chao Fan listen to him first, "My son is very cute, and being his godfather is definitely not a loss. Hehe, I don't want you to give red envelopes during the festivals, as long as he celebrates his birthday every year, How about you bring him here for a pinch?"

It’s not that good, I might as well give red envelopes during the New Year’s festival, Chao Fan curled his lips: “Don’t rush to talk about this, you have to answer me, you! How can you have a child?”

"There's nothing to answer." Jin Suoyang looked at Chao Fan inquisitively, "Didn't the news two years ago make a lot of noise? Most countries on the ground have equal rights for gays and lesbians, and passed the gay marriage law. So we The place keeps pace with the times, and the higher-ups also agree to allow male ghosts to become pregnant. There are many baby ghosts who cannot be reincarnated in the orphanage. Now you only need to take a marriage certificate to pick up a child, and then contact the hospital to put it in the stomach. Of course, only baby ghosts who are younger than one month can do this."

"You don't know? Chao Fan, I think you are a bit mysterious." Zhao Ruhai also realized that this matter was a big deal two years ago, and almost everyone knew about it. How could Chao Fan not know about it?

"Oh? Then don't ask me to be your child's godfather, I'm too mysterious." Hearing what he said, Chao Fan simply smiled and pushed the boat along.

"No, the mystery is the mystery, but you are rich." Zhao Ruhai said bluntly, "Find a rich godfather, and my child will have a much better life in the future."

Chao Fan glanced at Jin Suoyang, signaling to him to take care of his wife, but Jin Suoyang spread his hands: "Don't look at me, I also think this proposal is very good."

This remark made Chao Fan very supportive, and Jin Suoyang smiled and explained: "However, I think you are a kind person, so you said that. At first you invited us to dinner, and Xiao Hai and I thought you had something to ask for. In the end, I found out that you simply wanted to get together with us, which is quite rare, and I haven't seen you for ten years, is there a special reason for you?"

Chao Fan couldn't help feeling that one of these two was calm and the other escaped, it seemed that they could really make a good pair.

He nodded, and said vaguely: "Yes, I have a big job, and I haven't lived in the underworld for these years. And I haven't made a fortune, but my salary and bonus haven't changed in the past ten years. I saved it all, and I saved 100 yuan. How much."

"Have you been stationed in another world?" When it comes to business trips, Zhao Ruhai can only think of this possibility.

In fact, it is not stationed, but developed.

However, Chao Fan still nodded, because he didn't want to go into details, he wanted to be quiet these days, and he didn't want to talk to anyone about that world, that small island, that tribe, and that man named Udadan.

"So, since I haven't seen you in ten years, tell me about the changes in the underworld." He blinked and turned the topic in another direction.

The dishes were served one after another, and the wine was finished one after another. The three of them drank to the fullest, and the cups and plates were messed up.After drinking, Zhao Ruhai was basically the only one talking, "We saved money to buy a small room, and the savings are all gone..." "The government has released a translation app, and I am not afraid to listen to it when I quarrel with ghosts from other worlds." I don't understand..." "Deng Lili, the queen of a generation of singers, has been reincarnated. I heard that she became a boy. There are ghost fans who are still following up and reporting. Hey, let me show you the news. Everyone knows that he wet the bed last night..."

The three of them enjoyed themselves happily in the restaurant, but the judge's office was almost smashed!

A tall, handsome man with long lines slapped his desk and roared, "He's back! Why didn't you notify me!"

"My lord, I... didn't I...can't find you?" The three heads of the judge almost huddled together in fright, begging for mercy, "Besides, he...he just came back two days ago...I didn't expect you Your soul fragments are gone so quickly... But, you can finally take form now, which is also a good thing, right?" As he said that, the judge showed three flattering smiles.

"What's so good! I didn't even know that I had turned into a human form!" Who knew that it was okay if I didn't mention this, but when this man was mentioned, the man became even more furious, "Do you know what I was doing when he came back? I, I..." After that, he really couldn't say it.

When he was unprepared, that person not only saw his naked human figure, but also saw him eating catnip, and he was so excited.The degree of embarrassment is even more serious than the live broadcast of Deng Lili's bedwetting news today.

"Please... Excuse me, what did you do...?" the magistrate asked timidly.

The man glared at him viciously, with a trace of ferocity in his eyes: "You don't care what I did! I don't want to become a cat now, you immediately find a reason and arrange for me to live with him!"

The judge suddenly had three heads and six big heads, and murmured: "But...but the house was given to him, isn't this... an embarrassment?"

"Huh?" The man snorted coldly, the shadow on the wall gradually became ups and downs, a ferocious and huge animal shadow appeared on the wall, and opened its mouth, "Are you talking about me, embarrassing you?"

Ghosts don't have shadows, but he does.

The magistrate shivered and squatted down: "It's not true, listen to your lord, I am so happy that my legs are weak..."

The author has something to say: the embarrassing Mr. Di Ting could only endure the pain and knock his sweetheart unconscious, and then angry at the magistrate... Forgive him, just treat him as your uncle...

Chao Fan: Hey, will you come to Uncle?

Listening Truth: This...sometimes when I don't look like me, it's a little...

Chao Fan: Very good, if you want a child in the future, I will let you conceive. After all, I have no experience of being an uncle.

Listening Truth: ... Don't even think about it!Copywriting is on the top, counterattack is useless!

Chao Fan: ...