Underworld brat

Chao Fan thought for a long time, but the magistrate did not give him this time, and said bluntly: "Don't take the burden? Okay! Then you won't be able to have a baby. But as long as you take the burden, whether you succeed or not, the underworld will reward you with one." Good tire."

These words have said all the pros and cons, Chao Fan looked up at the magistrate, wanting to see if he was lying.

The magistrate's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and three ugly faces swung in front of him, and there were six copper bells, full of shocking power.

"Uh..." Chao Fan rubbed the corner of his clothes.

"Huh?" The magistrate put on a face, one face was high-spirited, one face was upright, and the other was inviolable.Getting together is like torturing Chao Fan's soul, you don't want to contribute to the underworld?You lazy traitor!Rape!You will be expelled from Earth!

"Okay." Chao Fan had no choice but to agree reluctantly, but he had to fight for what should be fought for. "Besides arranging for me to have a good pregnancy, I... have other benefits, right?"

"Of course!" The magistrate who treated Chao Fan as a class enemy last second immediately conjured up a contract with a smile and handed it to Chao Fan, "Hey, first of all, we will give you a house. You are new here Yes, I don’t know the current land price in Fengdu City. It’s amazing! Even if it’s expanded all the way and demolished Guimenguan and Huangquan Road, it’s still not enough for ghosts from 36 worlds to settle down. So the current housing price scares ghosts to death. For ordinary ghost messengers, saving 100 years is only enough to buy a toilet. But for a talent like you, we take the initiative to give it to you, Baojun is satisfied!"

"The ownership is mine?" Hearing what he said, Chao Fan was a little moved.Unexpectedly, without a house for a lifetime, I went to the underworld to share a house.

"This..." The judge smiled awkwardly, "That's not true, the ownership still belongs to our unit. But don't worry, as long as you continue to work, you can live in the house and change it as you like, and no one dares to say anything. Wait. You decided to reincarnate, so we took it back."

Well, it is not my own to engage in half-day property rights.This feeling was discounted, and Chao Fan's enthusiasm faded: "What else?"

"There is also salary. Your salary level is definitely at the level of a judge. Going to the New World counts as your business trip, and you will be given travel subsidies. During the Chinese New Year and holidays, bonuses and benefits are indispensable. Even if you have no relatives to worship in Yangjian, you are in The standard of living in the underworld is also this." The magistrate gave a thumbs up.

"Wait, Chinese New Year?" Chao Fan was a little dazed.

"Yes, Qingming Festival! Hungry Ghost Festival, Shangyuan Festival, and March 30rd are all celebrated. To be honest, because Boss has merged Western teachings, in order to take care of the feelings of foreign friends, we now even have Day of the Dead and Day of the Dead. Halloween is also celebrated. In addition, more than [-] other worlds have successively produced ghost festivals. Let me tell you, the holiday benefits add up to no less than wages.”

Chao Fan opened his mouth and listened to the general idea, good guy, this is more than holidays in the world?

"Slow down, slow down, I understand the festival, so what is the salary? Paper money?" Chao Fan was a little puzzled.

"Of course not!" The magistrate shook his three heads, and denied it in disgust, "If paper money is really used as currency, wouldn't this hell be inflated sooner? Now, look at this—" the magistrate He took out a dark bead, the size of which was a bit like a mulberry fruit, "This is the official currency we recognize—the yin bead."

Just as Chao Fan wanted to ask why, the magistrate crushed the beads with his fingertips, and a puff of black smoke sprayed towards his face.Chao Fan caught off guard and took a big puff, thinking to himself, this smoke is so black, it can't be poisonous, right?

As a result, black smoke entered his body, causing Chao Fan to burn physically and mentally.The whole portrait was pinched from top to bottom by a Thai masseur, and I was exhausted.

"Ghosts belong to yin, and yin qi beads are beads condensed from yin qi." The magistrate's left head said, "Your monthly salary is 4000."

Chao Fan didn't know how much the prices in Fengdu were, and he figured in his heart that according to the rank of the judge, it should be quite a lot.So I put this question aside and asked again: "Is it just these two benefits?"

"There is another big advantage, but you have to wait until you have passed the first seven. Otherwise, if you go now, you won't get anything." The judge's right head said vaguely.

The first seven?Chao Fan was stunned.The first seven days are also called soul-returning nights, which are the days when the deceased returns to the world to visit his relatives seven days after his death. However, he has no father or mother, so who will pay homage to him?

Thinking of his parents, he asked the judge if he could find out where his mother was.Originally, these matters could be investigated by appointment at the Ghost Registration Division of the Bureau of Statistics, but the magistrate opened a back door for him, and asked about it after a phone call (it looked a bit like a walkie-talkie). Chao Fan's mother had already been reincarnated.

"We keep the information after reincarnation strictly confidential." The magistrate warned him, "Otherwise, what if someone seeks revenge? We never encourage private revenge. By the way, don't want me to ask your father's information?"

Chao Fan lowered his head, unable to see his expression clearly.After a while, he said, "No need."

Interrupted by this incident, Chao Fan forgot to find out what the third benefit was, and the two signed an employment contract in the magistrate's office.The magistrate led him to open the back door, ran up and down, got the house key, and got his identity certificate and salary card. Not only that, but also paid him three months' salary in advance.

If it wasn't for the deep concept of being a human being and the subconscious resistance to the underworld, Chao Fan would think this unit is pretty good.

After finishing all this, the magistrate called Jin Suoyang who had been waiting for a long time, and not only gave him the reward for this ecstasy, but also asked him to lead Chao Fan around Fengdu City to help the new couple settle down.

Jin Suoyang readily agreed.

The two went downstairs together, and Zhao Ruhai was waiting in the lobby.As soon as he saw the two of them, he trotted over immediately.Zhao Ruhai greeted the boss superficially, but his eyes kept looking at Chao Fan.

Chao Fan had been surrounded by people before, and then was stared at by the three heads of the judge.At this time, facing Zhao Ruhai alone, he felt normal.So, not only was he not angry, but he also smiled kindly at Zhao Ruhai.

Encouraged by this smile, Zhao Ruhai became more courageous, and said to Chao Fan: "I should buy a lottery ticket when I go out today. How could I just hook a good man back from all ages? Unexpected, really unexpected."

"Okay, what is unchecked, don't be rude to adults." Jin Suoyang reprimanded him.

"My lord?" Zhao Ruhai was taken aback, and asked Chao Fan, "Are you an official?"

After Zhao Ruhai rubbed his face, his complexion was fair and clear, his eyes were big and round, the pupils were black, and the white of the eyes was very little. They looked a bit like puppy eyes, gentle and cute.Of course Chao Fan couldn't lose his temper, so he explained to Zhao Ruhai: "Don't listen to your boss talking nonsense, I'm not an official."

Jin Suoyang gave him a surprised look.

"No, I'm just..." Chao Fan didn't know how to explain his upcoming job, and finally waved his hand and said, "Anyway, I'm just a civil servant, just like you, I'm not an official."

Jin Suoyang and Zhao Ruhai exchanged a look, thinking that he didn't want to talk, so they didn't continue to ask.

"The judge wants me to show you around, where do you want to go?" Jin Suoyang asked Chao Fan when the three left the government affairs processing center.

"Withdraw the money first." Chao Fan thought for a while, "If you don't have money, you can't do anything. After I withdraw the money, tell me what to buy."

"I know this!" Zhao Ruhai jumped off the hook and immediately said, "I rented a house first, then I bought inspirations, and then I had to buy daily necessities. How much money do you have? Oh, no, you don't Just died? How can there be money?"

Chao Fan took out his salary card: "I was paid three months' salary in advance, and there should be more than 1 in it."

Zhao Ruhai stopped, looked at him blankly, and opened his mouth slightly.

"What's wrong?" Chao Fan's heart skipped a beat, thinking he had said something wrong.

"He's hating the rich, don't worry about him." Jin Suoyang walked forward helplessly holding Zhao Ruhai, and took the opportunity to educate him, "Who told you to spend money lavishly, now you know it's ugly. How many years have you been dead?" Is it? The savings are only in four figures, and I am ashamed for you."

Zhao Ruhai didn't speak, but only looked at Chao Fan with resentful eyes, like a wronged little daughter-in-law.Chao Fan couldn't help laughing, thinking that the magistrate did not lie to him, it seems that his salary is quite high.

"I was afraid that you would not be able to take advantage of the money, so I wanted to invite you to my boss and I's rented house for two days." Zhao Ruhai sighed, "It's not necessary now, let's take you to find a house first."

Chao Fan swallowed, and decided to talk about owning a house slowly.

The two took Chao Fan to the "Underworld Bank" to withdraw money, and then went to the official charm shop to buy inspiration.Only then did Chao Fan realize that the walkie-talkies, phones, and iPads he saw were all illusions.It is just a powerful communication symbol, which can change its shape arbitrarily according to the user's wishes, but the most basic function is to record and communicate.

Afterwards, the two took Chao Fan to the grocery market.There is everything inside, from small bottles and cans to large furniture, even sports cars and helicopters.

Chao Fan stared at a luxurious golden Ferrari and lost his mind.I thought, this is also groceries?

"It's all made of paper." Zhao Ruhai thought he wanted to buy it, and persuaded him earnestly, "Although it can be used, it will fall apart after being opened a few times. Let me tell you, this kind of thing that is burned from the ground is made in the underworld. Incomparable, the quality is terrible. There is only one advantage - cheap!"

Sure enough, when Chao Fan looked at the price, he only wanted 99 pearls.

"Let's go, let's go, these are bought by fools without brains." Zhao Ruhai shook his head and dragged Chao Fan away.

Jin Suoyang, carrying a big bag and a small bag, followed behind and shook his head.He clearly remembered that Zhao Ruhai came here to buy a glider when he got his first month's salary after he worked as a ghost messenger.

As a result, he pretended to fly twice, the wings caught fire, and the whole plane rushed into the Wangchuan River.

Tsk tsk, at this time, he pretended to warn others.Jin Suoyang thought to himself, he is indeed a fool without a brain.