Underworld brat

The three of them strolled all the way, and Chao Fan felt a little hungry.At first he thought it was an illusion, how could a ghost be hungry?As a result, the more I walked, the more tired I became, and my stomach felt like it had been splashed with sulfuric acid, causing a burning pain.

"...they are ghosts from the dog world. Their world is a kennel. The youngsters look like dogs, and as they grow up, they become more human-like. Officials say that they are a species that is still evolving." Zhao Ruhai pointed at just now. Passing by one of their dog-headed ghosts, "However, they don't like to wear clothes. Fortunately, the figure is not bad. The men there have male waists, and the women have big buttocks, otherwise they are really hot eyes." He turned around, I happened to see Chao Fan's pale face, "Um, you're becoming transparent! Why don't you open your mouth when you're hungry?"

Chao Fan: "????"

He looked down, really, under Bai Huanghuang's palm, the feet wearing sneakers were faintly visible.He remembered that it wasn't like this before.

"I'll tell you when I'm hungry. What? Afraid we'll think you're rich and blackmail you into eating a big meal?" Zhao Ruhai bumped him with his shoulder narrowly, "Your socks are actually cherry-colored."

Chao Fan arched his toes shyly: "Can ghosts be hungry too?"

"We are also energy bodies. We have consumed energy, so of course we need to replenish it." Jin Suoyang looked around, "Let's go, there is a famous noodle restaurant there. Let's talk after eating a bowl."

So it's a little different from human hunger, more like a dead phone that needs to be recharged?Chao Fan felt that he had learned a little more.

Zhao Ruhai rushed to the front, and shouted to the boss as soon as he entered: "Boss, I want an offal noodles."

Chao Fan who crossed the threshold almost fell.

Fortunately, he picked up the menu and scanned it, and found that there were still chicken noodles, beef noodles, Lanzhou noodles and other down-to-earth codes on it.So, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief and said to the boss: "I want a beef brisket noodles."

"Okay, please wait a moment." The chef owner in a black apron turned around, startling Chao Fan.

What a handsome chef!Although in the hazy atmosphere of fireworks, those eyebrows and eyes are exceptionally clear. When you say "yes", the gentle voice seems to gently twitch on your heartstrings.

"What about you! What do you want!" Chao Fan was still amazed, but a man rushed out from behind and stood in front of the black apron chef.Although he was asking about Jin Suoyang, his eyes opened to Chao Fan.

Chao Fan was stunned for a moment, not knowing how he offended the other party.

Zhao Ruhai winked at Chao Fan.

Jin Suoyang cleared his throat: "I also want a side of offal."

"Don't be crazy about Brother Hei." Zhao Ruhai whispered in Chao Fan's ear, "His brother hates others coveting his brother."

I'm not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!The villain in Chao Fan quickly denied San Lian.He quietly glanced at his younger brother who had misunderstood him, trying to show with his eyes that he was not interested in his brother.As a result, the younger brother snorted arrogantly, and went to serve the guests with a sea bowl.

After waiting for the surface to be even, Chao Fan simply kept his head down, so as not to be misunderstood by his narrow-minded brother again.

In the end, he heard his younger brother chanting to his older brother again: "...I don't want to look at you... I just have a ghost in my heart...Why does he dare not look at him when I stare at him...such a pedant..."

Hello!enough!Chao Fan is almost sweating, he can't watch it, and he can't not watch it, I don't bother to care about you.He raised his head, and was about to have a good look, when a huge cat's face suddenly bumped into his eyes.

At some point, a white cat jumped onto their table, with round cat eyes and brownish-yellow vertical pupils staring at him condescendingly—beef brisket in a bowl?

"Boss, your cat is well-raised! How much oil and water do you have to eat?" When other guests saw the cat at their table, they thought it was raised by the noodle shop owner.

Chao Fan picked up a piece of beef brisket with chopsticks and carefully threw it on the table.The white cat licked it, showing a disgusted expression.

"We didn't raise this." The narrow-minded brother was a little suspicious. He looked at Chao Fan, "Hey, is it your cat? Let me tell you, pets are not allowed in our store."

"No!" Chao Fan rolled his eyes angrily.

"No, it's not, why roll your eyes." The younger brother snorted him, "Since the cat is at your table, it's your responsibility, don't let it disturb other guests." My brother murmured and went.

Definitely talking bad about him again.

"This cat looks quite cute. White cats are rarely seen in the underworld." Zhao Ruhai carried the cat off the table, intending to pet it in his arms, but the white cat slapped him away, turned and ran away.

Chao Fan was bitter, and Jin Suoyang also said that this store is famous. Is it because of its poor service attitude?Even if there are delicacies from mountains and seas, he will not come to eat next time.He angrily picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks and put them in his mouth, but chewed them twice, showing the same disgusted expression as the white cat.

This noodle turned out to be astringent and bitter. Chao Fan thought his taste buds had made a mistake, so he picked up another piece of beef brisket, only to taste a sour taste.

He put down his chopsticks speechlessly.

"Why don't you eat?" Zhao Ruhai ate so much that his mouth was full, and a big bowl of noodles was almost empty.

Chao Fan looked at Jin Suoyang, although he was not as unrestrained as Zhao Ruhai, he still looked like he was enjoying himself.

"How can you eat this taste?" Chao Fan was really puzzled, "The noodles are bitter, but the beef is rotten. Brother Jin, is this the famous noodle shop you said?"

"Fuck! Are you here to mess things up!" Chao Fan was complaining in a low voice, but for some reason, the narrow-minded man who was far away from the stove heard it.He tore off the white apron on his body, and came over with a big iron spoon, "Want to eat tender beef? You reincarnated! Hypocrisy!"

Chao Fan was in a daze at first, and then stood up with anger that could be tolerated or unbearable: "It was originally..."

In the end, he was half-spoken, and was dragged down by Zhao Ruhai and Jin Suoyang.

"Brother Bai, I'm sorry, he just died today and he doesn't know anything." Zhao Ruhai apologized shyly, turned his head and scolded Chao Fan while winking at him, "I tell you, the things here, Brother Bai, are considered good. , cheap and delicious. Do you think this is the world? What fresh beef and white flour are there for you to eat? Don’t say such things in the future.”

"Those who don't know are innocent. If you have time to get angry, you might as well roll me some noodles." The handsome man in the black apron took the reins back for the narrow-minded brother, "Come here, don't embarrass the guests."

Gritting his teeth narrowly, he snorted and left, like a little princess.

"The ingredients in the underworld are not real ingredients. They are yin qi. After being processed by chefs, they have been transformed into ingredients. So the taste is naturally not as good as the above." Jin Suoyang explained to Chao Fan, "If you miss the taste of the world, you can eat it during the New Year and the festival. , but you can go up to eat offerings from your relatives. Or go to a big restaurant to try something new, but that is too expensive."

"That's right, a dish of stir-fried cabbage costs 5000 Yinzhu." Zhao Ruhai sighed, "It's too expensive."

"How come?" Chao Fan was taken aback. He couldn't even eat a plate of vegetables for a month's salary?

"Of course it takes so much." Jin Suoyang analyzed it for him, "Once the ingredients enter the underworld, they will be corroded by rotten gas immediately, and all the deliciousness will be lost. Therefore, picking, cooking, and serving have to be preserved by ghost-level capable people with special means. 'Fresh', that's a ghost, it's used as a living refrigerator for you, don't you even want 5000 Yinzhu?"

"And it's so expensive, it doesn't have any yin energy. You just have to taste it. After you finish eating, you still need to rely on these to replenish your energy." Zhao Ruhai picked up the last chopstick noodle, and snorted and slurped it.

People who don't know it think it's delicious.

Chao Fan pursed his lips, feeling extremely regretful in his heart. If he had known this, he would not have signed the Laoshizi employment contract.Eating this every day, isn't it a living punishment?

"Look at it, Brother Hei and Brother Bai have strong mana, and the ingredients they process are much better than others." Zhao Ruhai persuaded him, "Otherwise, if you eat Yin beads directly, the taste will be even worse. Eat quickly Eat it up, look at you, it's faded again, the cherry socks are going to be discolored."

Jin Suoyang also encouraged him: "Come on, just get used to it."

Chao Fan didn't want to become a transparent ghost from hunger, so he ate up the noodles with tears in his eyes.

Xiao Xiaoyan came over to check out and collect the bowls and chopsticks, and sneered at Chao Fan: "Do you think it tastes bad? It's not finished! Cut it, hypocritical."

Chao Fan really had nothing to say about his grief and indignation.

When the three left, Chao Fan decided to write down the name of the noodle shop and blacklist it.As a result, when he looked up, he saw the black and white signboard flashing mischievously at him - Wuchang Noodle House.

Chao Fan's eyes widened in disbelief.The two people in the noodle shop didn't notice it, and amidst the smoke and fire, one was down, and the other was pouring the weight.They talked and glanced at each other from time to time. The atmosphere floating around them was the tacit understanding of thousands of years of getting along, which was as harmonious as Tai Chi.Chao Fan shuddered, thankful that he didn't speak rudely to Little Eye.Black and white are impermanent, he really dare not mess with this kind of local snake.

"Okay, let's rent a house for you now." Zhao Ruhai patted his belly after he was full.

Although the time they got along was short, the two of them treated themselves really well.Chao Fan was ashamed to hide it, if one day they were exposed, they didn't know what to think.So, he had no choice but to confess with some embarrassment: "I... I actually... have a house."

Jin Suoyang stared at him.

"You mean the house burned down by relatives? Didn't I tell you earlier, that thing can't live in, if you live in it for three days, it will definitely collapse. Walk around, I remember that the agent seems to be here." Zhao Ruhai didn't take it seriously at all. , and dragged Chao Fan to find an intermediary.

"No... no, it's a real house... that, the unit gave me." Chao Fan's face was burning, and he showed the key to the two of them.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! You already have a house! Our unit is in charge of allocating housing? What the hell are you doing?" Zhao Ruhai looked excited, with both hands scratching his hair and rubbing his face, from the tip of his toes to the strands of hair Son, I can't believe it.

"Don't yell, don't yell, let's go back and talk about it." When you yelled the four words "You have a room", half the people on the street looked at Chao Fan.Chao Fan quickly covered Zhao Ruhai's mouth, and dragged him and Jin Suoyang away.

The author has something to say: After the impermanent noodle shop closes——

Brother Hei (leaning on the stove and smoking): Tell me, what did you do wrong today?

Little Brother Bai (whispering): I... I shouldn't be rude to the guests.

Brother Hei: What else?

Little Brother Bai: And... more?I dropped two bowls?

Big Brother Hei (exhales a puff of smoke): More than that.

Brother Bai (swallowing): I... brother, I'm a little dizzy, I can't remember...

Big Brother Hei (approaching): Coward, since you’re jealous, why don’t you take an oath of sovereignty?

Little Brother Bai (cheeks flushed, mouth gagged): ...

—————The author reminds, it’s not incest, it’s not incest Hey—————