Underworld brat

The result was no, Chao Fan still had to stay on as an errand.

"Why?" Chao Fan was displeased. "Is it mandatory to work in the underworld?"

At this time, Chao Fan had to muster up the courage to question the judge standing opposite him because of the ghost's plan.

The judge shook his head, and the three heads on his neck smiled at the same time and said, "Of course not."

Chao Fan swallowed his saliva, and was horrified by the three identical faces staring at him.

Because he was thinking about the good people of all ages, after following Jin Suoyang into the city, Chao Fan didn't take a serious look around.As a result, when Jin Suoyang stopped, he realized that the other party had brought him to an office building.It's really an office building, with the characters of Underworld Government Affairs Processing Center directly written on it, and the floors are almost as high as hundreds of floors.

"Where is the Palace of the King of Hell?" Chao Fan felt that this hell was really different from the one in the legend, except for walkie-talkies, iPads, security checks, and now even the government affairs center popped out?

What was in his mind, he couldn't help but bring it out of his mouth.

"Tch." Jin Suoyang didn't know what to think, and sucked his teeth, "How many years old is that? The Palace of the King of Hell is now classified as a material cultural heritage, and you have to buy a ticket to enter."

Chao Fan opened his mouth slightly, feeling an indescribable sense of absurdity in his heart.

But thinking about it, he was relieved again, ghosts are also changed by people, so why not let the underworld keep pace with the times?Chao Fan secretly reminded himself that he should observe more if there is nothing to do, and stop showing the strange appearance of Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden.

As a result, things backfired. After entering the building, Chao Fan never closed his mouth.It doesn't matter if there are too many ghosts in it, after all, it is a government affairs processing center, but why are there so many ghosts with strange shapes? !

Some are like dwarves, with hunched backs, fierce eyes, and they come and go in groups; some have bird wings, and a few ghosts gather around to compare whose feathers are more gorgeous and the patterns are more beautiful; Three meters tall, muscular, walking with a wooden stick under his arm, everyone stays far away from him, no ghost dares to walk with him; some have four eyes, two mouths, or are so abstract that people cannot recognize What on earth is he, or maybe he looks like a human being, but he sprays water, fire, and poisonous mist at every turn...there are so many things that make Chao Fan's eyes dazzled.In contrast, foreigners with blond hair and blue eyes shouting "Where is god" and hanged ghosts sticking out their tongues are considered normal, after all Chao Fan knows it.

Trembling, he followed Jin Suoyang closely, and he didn't even have time to look at the huge electronic display screen in the center of the office building.

Jin Suoyang was not a meticulous person, so he didn't even think about introducing him, so he took Chao Fan to the elevator and went to the 444th floor.

The elevator has a full five square meters, and there are other ghosts in it.Everyone is noisy, like a small vegetable market.

"It's really bad luck. It must be said that I died not long enough to buy a house and settle down. I have been dead for 99 years and six months. I am only a few months away from the statutory purchase restriction year. Can't I be flexible? Rent The wild cemetery will expire soon, and I don't want to look for another house during the few months of vacancy."

"Wow, are you ready to buy a house? Fengdu City is so expensive now, you are really rich!"

"The group of wicked ghosts from the Urban Construction Department insisted on using some 'prisoner water and soil' from outside to build their houses. They have a good fight!"

"According to me, isn't the former Huangquan soil very good? What are you doing to get these new soil out?"

"Oh, Deng Lili is going to be reincarnated today. She told fans that she will not sing in her next life. Old man, I am so sad, really sad! My idol is going to be reincarnated, and I don't even want to go to work today."

"Today? Wait, I know someone from the Reincarnation Bureau, and I'll ask you later if I can let you meet Deng Lili before she reincarnates."

……

Chao Fan was eavesdropping on it with great interest, secretly speechless.Unexpectedly, the elevator reached the 173rd floor, and a hanged ghost who he just thought was "normal" came in.

The hanged ghost was stunned, and stood beside Chao Fan, his long red tongue hanging down on his chest, like a red scarf.

Chao Fan screamed, trembling and leaning to the side, he didn't pay attention for a while, and looked at the tongue a few more times.Unexpectedly, the tongue was handed over to him suddenly, as if he had received an unspeakable invitation. The fluorescent light flickered, and the hanged ghost said in a showy tone: "Brother, you must think the rhinestones on my tongue look good, right?"

Chao Fan: "..." Not at all!

"Look at this diamond, it's watery, and the color is good? Let me tell you, it's still luminous when the lights are off. This one is made by myself. If you are envious, you can paste it or embed it if you want. My shop Just... wait." The Hanged Ghost took out a card and handed it to Chao Fan, "This is my business card, with the address on it. If you can get a business license from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau today, I will give you a [-]% discount How about it?"

Chao Fan took the card at a loss, and smiled so stiffly: "Please... please don't worry, I don't...have a tongue, just...forget it..."

"Hey, I can pull your tongue out for you! What's the matter?" The hanged ghost turned out to be an enthusiastic person, "I think your pretty face is perfect for a long tongue. By the way, do you have a job? Why don't you come to our store and be a model! I'll drive it for you..."

Chao Fan is on the verge of collapse, who the hell is envious?Who the fuck wants you to pull your tongue!Also hit [-]% off!He won't even break his leg!

Jin Suoyang stood beside him and didn't know how to get out of the siege, Chao Fan slandered in his heart, cursing him that he would never be able to catch up with Zhao Ruhai for the rest of his life.

Later, the hanged ghost went downstairs at 342 and forced his business card into Chao Fan's hand.

Chao Fan made a gesture to throw it away, but Jin Suoyang said at this moment: "Hey, Brother Chao, you will be fined by the 'cleaning department' for littering. Be careful!" Chao Fan gritted his teeth and had to put his business card in again. pocket.

After being disturbed like this, Chao Fan's uneasy mood after his death miraculously eased a lot.He suddenly felt that the Underworld didn't seem so scary anymore, at least not as majestic and cruel as in the myths and legends.

As a result, when he reached the 444th floor, Jin Suoyang sent him to the door of the Special Division (Special Circumstances Handling Division) of the Karma Bureau, and let him go in alone to hell.

"Come on!" Jin Suoyang pursed his lips and made a fist at him outside the door.

Chao Fan twitched the corner of his mouth, opened the door and went in.Thus, there was the first conversation.

"But for a talent like you, the underworld will not let you go!" A certain judge paused, blinking his eyes, and continued.

A talent like me? ? ?Chao Fan said dryly, "Judge, I'm just an ordinary college student who graduated from a second-year university, and I'm just a small tour guide. Why don't I know I'm capable?"

The magistrate clicked twice, and the three heads looked at each other, showing expressions of disapproval at the same time.

If it doesn't offend, Chao Fan really wants the magistrate to put the other two heads away.

"How can you say that? You haven't seen the golden light of your own merits, have you?" The magistrate was about to wave his sleeves, but then stopped, "Forget it, I won't let you out, the underworld , What light, gold, and yang are all afraid of this kind of thing. You should find a chance to let it out for yourself."

Chao Fan thought it was nonsense, but he himself would not let it go.Besides, he has some doubts about the golden light of merit, the good man of all generations.Because in this life, he rarely even gave up his seat on the bus, so how come he suddenly became a kind person?He really had no idea, and always felt that he was ignorant, and probably the underworld made a mistake.and--

"I really want to be reincarnated." Chao Fan said quite sincerely, "If the underworld forces me to work, I think I will be passive and sabotage."

threaten!The red threat!The head in the middle of the magistrate narrowed his eyes, one of the left and right heads was surprised, and the other was speechless.

"Hey, let me be honest. Let me ask you a question first. Do you think the scale of Hades is large?" the judge asked him.

Chao Fan nodded when he remembered the boundless sea of ​​ghosts and the flow of ghosts in Fengdu City when he thought of the "security check".

The judge sighed three times: "Oh, you don't know, in fact, more than 100 years ago, Hades almost disappeared."

Chao Fan couldn't understand these words. What is the concept of the disappearance of the underworld?

"Do you know what is the energy that supports the operation of the underworld?" This question is well known, but Chao Fan can't answer it, so the judge's left head took over the words, "It's the power of will! Only when the worldly creatures believe in the existence of the underworld, The underworld exists only when one fears and believes in it."

Chao Fan felt that this was simply a chicken-and-egg problem.Moreover, why does this sound so idealistic?

"It's just that since more than 100 years ago, the beliefs of living beings have become less and less, not to mention the shrinking of the underworld, and even the power has been greatly reduced. In addition, during that time, due to the loss of life, countless deaths and injuries, the underworld accommodated too many ghosts, and the pressure was too great. , causing the entire six realms of reincarnation to almost collapse. During those days, the hearts of the people in the underworld were desperate! At that time, the Heavenly Court, the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain, the God next door, and the incestuous masters of Mount Olympus were in a similar situation. , but they were not dragged down by the souls of the dead, so they simply opened a channel together, fled to the Three Thousand Worlds, left the earth and ran away." The head on the right took the words and continued, "Speaking of which, I really want to be grateful! Thanks to our Boss did not give up on everyone. When the God Realm was in chaos, he simply led people to negotiate peace talks, seize power, and subdue Hades Harris and Satan. He gathered the ghosts of the earth together."

Only then did Chao Fan understand why he saw foreigners in the underworld.It turned out that foreign business was also under the control of Hades.

"Boss made a desperate move, using the remaining power of the underworld, opened dozens of small passages in one go, and sent hundreds of ghosts with deep golden light in the underworld." The head in the middle of the judge said, "The homeland is hard to leave, Boss Unexpectedly, he thought of escaping, and he thought of "opening up wasteland". Since the aspirations of the earth are decreasing day by day, he will go to other worlds to collect aspirations. This is an extremely risky behavior, because we know nothing about other worlds. If What if there is no life in that world? What if their local gods drive us away? At that time, there will be no crops, and the gods in the underworld will not even be able to escape, they can only wait for death. Needless to say, this is really a big gamble. Fortunately, our great boss won the gamble, and the underworld not only did not disappear, but became more and more prosperous!"

Chao Fan grasped the key point and asked: "At the beginning, why did you let the ghost with golden merit go? Can't the gods and the king of Hades go?"

"Because the channel that could be opened was very small at that time, when the gods entered, their huge energy would cause the channel to collapse. Ghosts don't have this problem, and the golden light of merit can eliminate the damage caused by space storms, and it has a certain amount of luck, making ghosts You can get twice the result with half the effort." The judge stared at Chao Fan with three pairs of eyes, "Now you know where your talents are, right?"

Chao Fan was silent.

What a good man!In my previous 99 lives, why did you have to be good people?

Well, now we are forced to "open up wasteland".

The author has something to say: A certain dinner——

Chao Fan: Judge, you people from the underworld who came from the hard times are all heroes!Look at the present, and then think about more than 100 years ago, I dare not imagine how you survived, and how you put all your eggs in one basket, and moved forward with a solitary courage. Come, I will do it first as a respect.

Phase Judge: Huh?I haven't had a hard time!I'm an alien from the "wasteland"...

Chao Fan: ...Then what did you say back then?

Judge: The unit has organized training, besides, in front of me, in our world, I am a master of pyramid schemes!Three mouths, no one can speak against me.

Chao Fan: ...

(I’m talking to you guys, this may be a mix-and-match article that combines farming and fast wearing)