Underworld brat

Chao Fan found that being a ghost seemed a little different from what he had imagined.

As a tour guide, he has heard some folklore and ghost stories.Just now on Mount Emei, he led the team all the way up, and he was familiar with these stories: "This jade spring is said to be the water from the Yaochi brought by Huangdi Xuanyuan's family... The miracle of the Buddha's light on the golden top was revealed, that was in the Han Dynasty... Sun Wukong made a big fuss at the Peach Blossom Party, and dropped a peach core, heck, this peach tree..."

Come on, let's talk about myself dry.

So he vaguely knew that after a person dies, there will be black and white impermanence to pick up the soul of the dead, and then a large group of ghosts will squeeze each other, pass through the gate of ghosts, take the road to the underworld, and enter the hall of hell.Those who are punished will go to the [-]th hell, and those who are reincarnated will go to the Wangchuan River to drink a bowl of Mengpo soup.

This is the normal procedure for a ghost to reincarnate, right?

But what are you doing now?

Several ghost messengers led them down a dark road, all the way down from the deep stream where the bus accident occurred, and after a few steps, a cloud of thick fog suddenly struck, and a ghost messenger loudly reminded: "Hold on to each other!" , don’t get separated.” Then in the next second, everyone appeared in this noisy place like a vegetable market.

There is a lot of ghost noise!It's really ghostly!Countless ghosts crowded and noisy.Chao Fan was taken aback, looked around, and felt like he had arrived at the Chunyun Railway Station.

"Pay attention to order, pay attention to order, everyone be quiet, line up! Line up for me!" The boss of the ghost messenger who took the roll call with an iPad conjured up a pair of small gold flags out of nowhere, and waved them in the air, trying to calm everyone down.

However, the impact of the environment is huge. When I first walked, the surroundings were silent, and of course no one dared to speak.But now that they are arguing like this, who cares about the pair of little golden flags?

"My old sister, this is the underworld? Look there, look quickly, why are there foreigners?"

"Hey! Maybe he died in China, he died in another country."

"Dad, so many people die every day on this earth? Why do I suddenly feel not very sad?"

"I... When I was young, I liked to make small reports. You won't send me to hell because of this, right?"

"I heard that people with broken mouths will go to hell with their tongues pulled out."

"I'm dying! Don't scare me!"

……

Everyone in the regiment started talking in low voices.

Only Chao Fan stayed behind, quietly observing.

He saw countless rectangular metal frames, lined up from the far left to the right far beyond the horizon. It was so vast that he did not know how many there were.The queued ghosts, divided into countless columns, passed under the frame one by one.

Chao Fan narrowed his eyes, wondering what this was for?Could it be that the underworld still needs to conduct security checks?Is it strictly prohibited to enter with prohibited items?

Just when he was puzzled, the ghost guard who rolled his eyes at Chao Fan waved to someone, and said loudly: "Zhao Ruhai, I will leave these new ghosts to you and the boss, let's go back and rest first, goodbye !"

Chao Fan looked over and found that Zhao Ruhai was the black ghost who mentioned his soul.

"Tang Bailian, you are bullying the newcomer! Hey, who gave you permission to leave? Boss! Stop her quickly, hey! You are not allowed to leave!" Zhao Ruhai jumped into a rage, pushing over to stop her.

As a result, Tang Bailian led the others and rushed to the front of the line without looking back, took out a card from her pocket, swiped it next to the metal frame of the "security check", and the whole ghost disappeared.

Chao Fan opened his mouth wide.

"Boss, look at her!" Zhao Ruhai hopped, ran back and dangled the boss's hand, complaining from the side.

The majestic iPad boss cleared his throat, and his tone was a little unnatural: "Okay, okay, I'll take you to eat your favorite 'fried red balls' after get off work, okay. Just me and you, as overtime pay gone."

There was an imperceptible pampering hidden in the coaxing tone.

Zhao Ruhai nodded reluctantly, and wiped his face with his right hand angrily.That layer of dark skin suddenly turned white like an eraser. "If it wasn't for my lack of morality, I wouldn't paint it on. It's so ugly." Zhao Ruhai muttered, "That stinky woman Tang Bailian always makes fun of me."

The boss also reached out to help him wipe it off: "Fortunately, the teeth look white after applying this, and it's pretty cute."

Chao Fan watched coldly, thinking that the boss was interested in Zhao Ruhai.

The "security check" was very fast, and it didn't take long to arrive at the group led by Chao Fan.

"Just go straight there, don't worry." The boss waved a small flag, letting Jiao Da, who was first in line, get on first.

Jiao Da burst into tears, turned around and hugged his wife and daughter, not daring to go up.

"Hurry up!" Seeing him cowering, the boss immediately put on a serious face, "This thing doesn't eat ghosts! Are you a big man afraid of a ball?"

Jiao Da just refused to move.

Other ghosts appeared one after another, and the queue became more and more ghosts.

The boss's face was gloomy, and he seemed about to lose his temper.

Chao Fan quickly raised his hand: "I'll come first."

Everyone looked at him, and a few tourists wanted to persuade him: "Young tour guide...why do you..."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if it's early or late, you have to pass." Chao Fan smiled and walked from the end of the line to the head of the line, "Besides, we are all dead, so what are we afraid of?"

Everyone's uneasy emotions were slightly calmed down, and even the boss of the ghost police and Zhao Ruhai gave him a few more glances.

Chao Fan didn't care about this, he passed by the cowering Jiao Da, and walked towards the metal frame.When he got closer, he realized that the frame was actually inscribed with "Sichuan Province Number 003 of China on Earth" written on the top. Chao Fan groped in his heart and stepped in.

There were two beeps, and a burst of white light shone. Chao Fan felt his body go cold from head to toe, as if something had swept over him.Before he could comprehend it carefully, he heard a cold mechanical voice saying: "Chao Fan, at the age of 24, died in Sichuan, China, with a crime value of 0 and a merit value of 12000. A benevolent person of all generations, he can enter Fengdu City for employment."

So when he opened his eyes again, Chao Fan saw a huge city gate.

Really huge!It is so big that it is almost boundless, squatting there like a hill, with the name of the city hanging on the top, only a faint word can be seen.But you don't need to look to know that the word Fengdu must be written on it.

"Fuck, a benevolent man of all ages!? A benevolent man of all ages has come! Come and see the living Bodhisattva!" Just as Chao Fan was staring at the city gate in a daze, someone suddenly yelled, and the ghosts were in an uproar, and everyone gathered around .

Chao Fan has grown up so much, and has always been ordinary and low-key. It was the first time he was surrounded by people, and he didn't know how to move his hands and feet.

"Wow, so the benevolent people of all ages look like this? Why doesn't it look like that at all? It looks so weak."

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, don't squeeze good people."

"Good man, where is your merit light? Let it out for everyone to see!"

"Oh, I have touched the hand of a good person, will I gain some merit and be a good fetus?"

"Wait, let me touch it too!"

"I want to touch it too, I want to touch it too!"

……

Before Chao Fan understood the situation, he transformed into a golden cicada at the gate of Fengdu City.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Are you all stupid?" Just when Chao Fan felt innocent and was about to be groped all the way to his penis, a roar sounded in time, "You think merit is nothing? ? Here, rub it! If you can rub a little bit, I will count you as amazing!"

Two golden flags descended from the sky with roars, protecting Chao Fan, whirled around like a drum washing machine, and swished away all the ghosts.

Chao Fan protected his crotch, his whole body still in shock.

After the flag unscrewed away from everyone, it immediately became smaller and flew into the hands of the boss of the ghost messenger.

"It's the captain of the second gold team, Jin Suoyang." Chao Fan heard someone whispering among the ghost group.

"Captain Jin, benevolent people are so rare, let's make a joke..." a ghost shouted from among the ghosts, "So, the benevolent people are brought back by your team? Good guy, you have gained a lot this time." We have to invite everyone to dinner then!"

Jin Suoyang cupped his hands: "It's easy to talk, but please make room, I have to bring the good people into the city first."

Everyone made way out, Jin Suoyang waved to Chao Fan, Chao Fan was stunned for a moment, and quickly followed.

"Your name is Chao Fan, right? My name is Jin Suoyang, and I'm the captain of a police officer." Jin Suoyang led him into the city, and while introducing himself, he sighed seemingly unintentionally, "You are actually a good man? Awesome, we didn't One can think of it."

Chao Fan licked his lips, and felt that Jin Suoyang's manner of speaking seemed to reveal kindness, so he asked, "What do you mean by a benevolent man of all ages?"

"Everyone's actions in this world will be...forget it, just treat yourself as God, and it will be recorded by God. If you do evil, you will get sin points, and if you do good, you will get merit points. When the merit points exceed 100, you You are a good person in one life. You, you have been reincarnated hundreds of times, and you have been a good person in a hundred lives. Do you think it is rare or not?" Jin Suoyang explained in detail, and at the end, he asked him a question.

Chao Fan was at a loss. He really didn't think he was such a rare and kind person. He shook his head and said, "But, in my life, I don't seem to have done any good things...God, could something be wrong?"

"Of course you can't go wrong!" Jin Suoyang glared at him, "You are a benevolent person of all ages, and it is definitely a certainty. I will not hide it from you, our team will definitely have a big reward for bringing you to the underworld today, and you must definitely do it in the future." Don’t say anything wrong or wrong, it will have a bad influence if other people hear it.”

Chao Fan nodded, and after a while he remembered something again: "Brother Jin, where are you taking me?"

"Look for a judge and get an errand." Jin Suoyang said with a grin, and turned his head to smile at Chao Fan, "You may be my boss in the future, Brother Chao, please take care of our team."

Chao Fan: "..."

He thought, can't I be reincarnated?The underworld is so dark, why do I have to stay and work?

The author has something to say: Jin Suoyang: Hey, Chao Shanren, let’s learn more about employment in the underworld, Jin Chanzi in the shape of a ghost, and send you a husband to learn more...

Chao Fan: ...Ten moves but refused!

(This place seems to be a bit different)