Underworld brat

When Chao Fan died, he was still leading the singing.

The group he leads is a family group, men and women, old and young, with a lot of demands.He led them to climb Mount Emei for a day, and half his life was lost. He originally wanted to take a nap and rest on the bus going down the mountain, but in the end, some old aunts insisted on urging him to sing.

"Xiao Chao, the morale of our regiment is low, you have to stand up and shout twice."

"Auntie, it's because everyone is tired."

"That's right! It's because you're tired that you need to cheer up! Tour guide Xiao Chao, look at everyone, they're so lifeless, don't they look like they're traveling!"

"That's right, last year I climbed Alishan with a few old sisters, and the guide even took everyone to sing "Girls of Alishan" together! It was very lively. Let me tell you, the guide even praised me for my good voice!"

"Guide Xiaochao, can you sing? Hey, you are ruining everyone's travel experience, and we will give a bad review then!"

……

The old aunts talked to each other, and Chao Fan couldn't sleep if he wanted to.He was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked: "Auntie, are you guys usually the backbone of square dancing?"

"Hey, hey, that's right, how did you see it? Are the aunts still in good shape? Take a look—"

The aunt with the loudest voice immediately stood on the aisle of the carriage and stretched.

The applause immediately rang out, and only their own family members were so cheering.

"Little tour guide, come on, you sing a song, and I'll dance for you." Auntie warmly invited.

Chao Fan stared speechlessly at the bushes and mountain walls passing by outside the car window, thinking, you are the one who wants to dance, so let me sing for you?There was nothing he could do about meeting these pushy old people. Chao Fan took a deep breath and stood up: "Auntie, what do you want to hear?"

"Just sing "Yijianmei", all of us old sisters can dance." The aunts beamed with joy.

So Chao Fan had no choice but to pick up the small microphone and explain the situation to everyone: "... If anyone is willing to join, please sing with me. Prepare—true feelings—like a vast grassland, layer upon layer—wind and rain cannot—"

Before the climax/climax was sung, the mutation happened.

The bus on the mountain road was forcibly overtaken by a white car while turning a corner.Listening to the song, the driver who shook his head twisted the steering wheel like a jerk.The center of gravity of the bus was unstable, and when it rolled over, the whole bus fell into a deep ravine like dumplings.

Later, when we became acquainted in the underworld, when Chao Fan chatted with strangers, he would inevitably ask each other: "Eh? How did you die?" The meaning and common level of this sentence are basically equivalent to "" in Chinese. Have you eaten?" and "Nicetomeetyou" in English.

At the beginning, Chao Fan seriously explained how the bus he was riding in overturned, and how he rolled around in the car like a hamster, and then fell so that his femur pierced his knees, his ribs pierced his lungs, and he couldn't breathe evenly. , died on the spot.

After talking a lot, he didn't bother to make a long speech, so he simply answered in three words: "I fell to my death."

At that time, he had been a ghost agent for a long time, and he could remain calm and calm in the face of death.

However, when he knew that he had become a ghost, Chao Fan's heart was quite broken.

The main reason was that he still had his eyes closed, and when he was gasping for breath, he was suddenly picked up by a cold hand.

"Hey, stop smoking." Chao Fan opened his eyes, and found a dark-faced man standing in front of him, and asked him with gloomy white teeth, "Eh? Did you suffer from epilepsy and die insane?"

Chao Fan subconsciously shook his head.

"That's fine, stand aside first." The man waved his hand casually, and Chao Fan floated under a clump of ferns.It was cold and humid there, and Chao Fan shivered, feeling quite comfortable.

He took a deep breath, looked around, and found that the wreckage of the bus was billowing with smoke, and several people in black were walking on the wreckage, lifting "people" from under the bus from time to time.Chao Fan suddenly realized, what did this smeared man just say?he died!

Chao Fan's hands and feet were suddenly cold (of course, he couldn't warm up even if he wanted to), and he was singing happily. He went down the mountain and took a hot bath. It's gone?

There are many people who collapsed like him.

"My house! My savings! My private money! What am I saving for? Why don't I go bankrupt and travel the world, and I'll climb Mount Emei!" A tall and thin man knelt down and cried loudly. Chao Fan remembered him His name is Jiao Da, and he came with his wife and children. Today on the mountain, his throat was so thirsty that he was smoking, and he refused to buy an extra bottle of mineral water.

"Wife, what should we do without the child?" A couple in couple shirts stood blankly on the wreckage of the car, looking at their son, who was desperately protecting him and who still had signs of life, with mournful eyes.

"Sisters, we can't dance together in the future." The old sisters who danced "Yijianmei" held each other's hands, with a trace of relief on their old faces, "I've lived for so long, there's nothing I can't see Let’s go, alas, let’s go happily.”

The bus driver died because he was wearing a seat belt, and when his soul was snatched out by the ghost guard, he immediately cursed, "Turtle son, you dare to overtake on the mountain road, let me beat you to death! " Chased after the small white car that had long since disappeared.

"Hey, hey, old Huang, there's a new ghost running towards you, don't let him escape." The man in black who caught him yelled into the palm of his hand unhurriedly.

Chao Fan's eyes widened. If he read correctly, what the man was holding was a walkie-talkie? ? ?

After a while, the driver brother was tied up by a man in black with a sad face.A few men in black rushed over to educate him.

"Run away, run, there is still the sun at this time, you are not afraid of the second death!"

"Don't increase our workload!"

"Is your brain really funny? Now that you are a ghost, you can run faster than a car?"

……

The driver brother burst into tears, squatted down on the ground, and licked his hair: "I... I don't know I'm dead. I have an old mother on top, a wife and children on the bottom, it's my first time being a ghost, why? tie me up..."

This situation is so pitiful that even Chao Fan can't wait to howl twice.

In the end, the "black" ghost who brought up Chao Fan's soul helped him untie him, and persuaded him: "Think about it, your mother, your wife and children are going to die anyway."

Brother driver: "..."

Everyone couldn't help but choke with sadness.

"Hey, hey, and you, this is the whole family died together, right?" The "black" ghost pointed at the family of three in the group again, and comforted them, "What a wonderful thing, it's not like him, crying along What are you crying for?"

Chao Fan thought to himself, fortunately he held back his howls, otherwise he would be comforted by the ghost, it would be better to die again.

"Okay, okay, I'm starting the roll call. Those who have been called, the caller is here, do you hear me?" At this time, a more dignified black-clothed ghost took out his iPad and began to roll the roll, "Jiao Da, Li Pinger, Zhao..."

Everyone stared blankly.

Chao Fan couldn't help it, and whispered, "Ghosts also use iPads? Maybe there's WiFi underground?"

A ghost messenger seemed to have sharp eyes and ears, and immediately looked at him and rolled his eyes at Chao Fan.

Chao Fan quickly kept silent, since he was a civil servant of the underworld, he didn't dare to be rude.

After the roll call, the sky had begun to darken.The majestic ghost guard put away the iPad and ordered everyone: "Okay, everyone line up and follow me. Don't make noise, and don't look around. If you get separated, you will become a lonely ghost, and you won't be able to give birth."

Everyone had to line up and walk forward surrounded by ghosts in black.

Before leaving, Chao Fan glanced at the sky reluctantly, the crimson clouds were getting lighter and lighter, and there was a lot of voices on the top of the deep stream. He saw three or four men in fire suits, holding on to the ropes, slowly Slowly climb down.

It should be that the rescue team and the media have arrived. If such a large-scale accident happened, the local officials should be very distressed, right?

But what does this have to do with me?Looking at a dark corridor that suddenly appeared in front of him, Chao Fan showed a wry smile, and said goodbye in his heart—goodbye, human world.