Underworld brat

"Who dares to eat me!" Chao Fan braced his body and glared at everyone, "I am a fairy in the water!"

The little leader's spear shook, and the surroundings were silent——

"Ah... oh... fish... fish can talk! Ominous omen! Ominous omen!" The old lady with a shrunken mouth who licked her lips and said that Chao Fan was supremely delicious yelled strangely and almost fainted.When the others heard this, they felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy, and immediately dispersed a little.

Many little bird people screamed and hid behind their parents, grabbing their thighs, only showing a small eye, as if they wanted to see but dared not.

"You...can talk! Why?" The leader is the leader, and the spear is still pressed against Chao Fan's throat. It seems that if there is a slight movement, he will stab the opponent right through.

But in fact, Chao Fan found that the little leader didn't dare to look at him at all, his eyes were evasive, and he only dared to stare at his fish tail.

Oh, it turns out that they are strong outsiders but dry in the middle, no wonder they were almost wiped out.

Chao Fan rolled his eyes: "Didn't I say that? I'm not a fish, I'm a fairy! Of course I can talk!"

"How do you prove it?!" Hearing the word "immortal", the little leader shook again, almost hitting Chao Fan with the tip of his spear.

"I can speak human words, can't I prove it?" Chao Fan rolled his eyes.

ah?Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and after thinking about it, they felt that it made sense, but it felt weird.

"Little leader, he's playing tricks!" A thin-looking little bird man stood up and accused, "Just now you asked him why he could talk, and he said he was a fairy. Now you ask him what he can prove that he is a fairy, he And because he can talk."

The little leader turned the words around in his mind twice, and suddenly became furious: "Okay! You're kidding me! You're not a god! Gods don't know how to fool people!"

Who told you to be stupid?Chao Fan complained in his heart, but on the surface, he still put on an innocent look and waved his hand: "I still have a way to prove that I am a god. Who of you—oh, just you, that broken-mouthed kid, There's a brown bag behind that rock, go get it for me."

"Why! I don't give things to fish!" The child was very angry. He has a name, okay? Why should he say that his mouth is broken?So angry!

The little leader pursed his lips and ordered in a low voice: "Get it! See what he's up to."

The child had no choice but to go there with an unhappy face. After a while, he really came over with a brown bag.

"Hmph! If you can't prove it, I'll ask the little chief to kill you and let everyone eat fish!" The child threw the bag over, almost missing Chao Fan's arrow wound.When the others heard this, they nodded in agreement.That's right, the people in their wind department have to distinguish between likes and hates like this.

What kind of world is this? !

With dark eyes, Chao Fan picked up the bag and squeezed a handful of soil out of it.He chanted something in a low voice and quickly, pretending to be chanting: "I don't know how many chickens I have eaten in my previous life, and I will be bullied by you dead birds, and tomorrow I will boil water and scald your hairy shuttlecocks..."

After pretending to read, the arrow on his shoulder was still stuck straight, Chao Fan winked at the little leader, and said with white lips: "Someone help me pull it out."

Without waiting for the little leader to give orders, a strong man came out from the crowd of birdmen. His body was full of blood and his face was fierce. He looked like a warrior from their tribe.

"I'll pull it out!" The strong man squatted down quite calmly, and firmly pressed Chao Fan's shoulder with his left hand.

Chao Fan told him intentionally: "I'll call one or two later... umm!"

As a result, before he finished speaking, the strong man pulled out the arrow. He was so agile, without even frowning, like pulling out a barb.Chao Fan was suffering so much that he gritted his teeth so hard that he didn't let out an embarrassing scream, but his appearance was not much better, his whole body was covered with veins, and the bead of sweat dripping from his forehead could be used to water flowers.

"My god, you gods!" Chao Fan hissed and scolded, and sprinkled the pinch of Nuwa's soil in his palm on the wound.After a while, the soil turned into flesh and blocked the wound.This made Chao Fan feel better. He lay on the ground and wiped away the remaining blood from the wound: "Hey, look, isn't this the trick of a fairy?"

The displayed skin is smooth and flat, without mouth and scars.If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, who would believe that a sharp arrow was pulled out just now?

The old man and the children were the most shocked. After almost fainting, the old woman knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Chao Fan, begging him for forgiveness.The men concealed it better, but they looked at Chao Fan with surprise.

The little leader stared at Chao Fan's bag with an inexplicable expression, and told the strong man who had just pulled out the arrow: "Wu Ajiu, bring the knife."

The strong man nodded, and handed the knife at his waist to the little leader.

"Look at him for me." The little leader snorted coldly, stared at Chao Fan unkindly, and handed the spear in his hand to the strong man.Then he held the knife in his right hand, gesticulated twice with his left palm, and made a cut.

Chao Fan didn't understand what the other party was going to do for a while, and was flustered.As a result, the little leader snatched his bag, grabbed a handful of Nuwa soil from it, and sprinkled it on his wound.

A gust of wind blew by, and the birds in the forest chirped twice, and then became quiet again.

The birdman on the shore stared at the little leader's palm, but the soil was still soil, and the miracle did not appear again.

The little leader's brows furrowed even deeper, and he recited firmly: "I am your immortal banban!"

Chao Fan: "...???"

The result is of course no change.

"How did you do it? If you are a god, fix it for me quickly." The little leader's face was stinky, and he couldn't accept his failure.At first he thought he had figured out Chao Fan's secret, but in the end he guessed wrong.

Chao Fan looked pale, straightened up, and scraped the precious bit of Nuwa soil back from the little chieftain's hand: "I can't handle it, I'm a god, you're a birdman, have you ever seen a birdman chop yourself up?" One knife, and you'll be fine right away?"

"You!" The little leader was very angry, his wound was still bleeding!This person didn't care about himself, "Be careful, I'll kill you!"

Chao Fan's eyes rolled around, seeing the children looking at him in awe, and the old woman with a shrunken mouth kowtowing tremblingly at him, he suddenly had an idea in his mind, and shouted, "Come on! Kill me! Do you want to kill me?" Kill God, then do it!"

The little leader took a step back because of his sudden outburst, and Chao Fan immediately continued his efforts, pointing at him and scolding: "I think you are a dark-hearted person, immoral! No brains! What kind of leader are you? You will be punished by God then." , and you have to hurt the people around you. Just kill me and judge yourself, or when the whole family is wiped out, I'll see where you cry."

"..." The little leader was so angry that he couldn't speak, stared at Chao Fan with red eyes, and then - cried? !

"Uh!" Chao Fan was stuck, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.

"Tie him up and throw him away. Without my order, no one is allowed to untie him!" The little leader reacted, wiped away his tears immediately, and stood up stubbornly, "I'll go to the woods to have a look." He told everyone Said, "Don't follow me!" After he finished speaking, he went into the woods, from crying to disappearing, it took only half a minute, and he didn't know why he went there.

Wu Ajiu came to his senses, apologized, and pulled a few vines with the others to bind Chao Fan.

Chao Fan sighed: "You can tie me up, but can you put me in the water? You see, I'm almost peeling off my scales."

Sure enough, those fine and shiny silver scales are a little rolled up at this moment.

Wuajiu nodded.

After they put Chao Fan on the shoal on the bank, they went fishing separately.At this time, the old woman with a flat mouth was supported by a little girl and walked over.

"God, please don't condemn the Feng Tribe. If there is any punishment, come to me, the old woman. My words offended you, please, don't hurt Wu Dadan's heart again. God..." The old woman muttered, I really worship Chao Fan as a god.

The "immortal" who was tightly bound and unable to move was speechless. You always have the leisure to worship me, so why don't you have the leisure to help me untie it?However, what should be carried has to be carried, Chao Fan asked her suspiciously: "Who is Wu Dadan? Why did I hurt his heart?"

"Uda Dan is our little leader, a god!" The little girl who accompanied the old woman said crisply.

"Hey! He stabbed me with an arrow, and he blamed me for hurting him? What's the reason?" Chao Fan felt that the bird people here might be a little fond of porcelain.

"Sigh." The old woman sighed, "God, you don't know how bitter this child is! Our Fengbu is a big tribe that dominates one side. We are not as good as the top, but more than the bottom. Uda Dan is the only son of our leader. , has always been valued by the whole clan, and has never experienced any hardships, so his temperament is a bit naive and unsteady. This time, our Fengbu was almost exterminated because the little leader offended the three elders of Leibu when he drew his sword to save people. son……"

"Cut, a brat!" Chao Fan interrupted the old woman with disdain on his face, "Is it because he set himself on fire and let the Lei tribe take advantage of the opportunity to wipe out you all in one fell swoop?"

"Yes, and no." The old woman pondered for a moment, "Actually, it was a conspiracy. The Lei Department had long wanted to annex our Feng Department. In order to find a reason to start the war, they deliberately staged a show and pushed the third son of the elder elder away from us. Come out to die. The person rescued by the little leader is also a spy of the Leibu, and it was she who cooperated with the Leibu later, and our Fengbu was defeated."

"Who said all this? You couldn't imagine it yourself, did you?" Chao Fan asked.

"What is brain supplement?" The old woman was a little confused.

"Forget it, don't worry about it, just answer the first question." Chao Fan said speechlessly.

"Don't you believe in gods?" The old lady suddenly understood Chao Fan's attitude, "This is all said by that bitch and spies. At that time, the little leader's father died in battle, and everyone escaped to protect the little leader. The slut yelled these words on purpose to provoke the little leader, wanting him to turn back and join the war, and drive our Fengbu to extinction. It was Ah Jiu who knocked out the little leader and we were able to escape. Immortal, the little leader has been suffering a lot these days, You just scolded him for causing trouble to the clansmen, it really hurt him..."

Could this man run into the woods and cry bitterly?After hearing a lot of gossip, Chao Fan felt a little guilty.He was just cursing casually at that time, who would have thought of poking someone's soft flesh up?When this man comes back with red eyes, do I have to comfort him?

Chao Fan was thinking wildly here, the bird hunter had already flown back with a big fish.

Wu Ah Jiu chose a fresh and tender fish, and handed it to the old woman: "Grandma, sister, this is for you to eat."

The little girl thanked her brother, cut the fish in two with a knife, and separated from the old woman.

Seeing that they were all about to eat, Chao Fan remembered his stewed fish with sauerkraut, and his stomach growled with hunger.

"God... god...do you want to eat?" Hearing the sound, the old woman offered the fish carefully.

Chao Fan shook his head, asking him to grab the old man's food?He is not so black-hearted.

"Then I won't be polite." The old woman smiled shyly, bared her teeth, and gnawed down on the fish in her hand.

Chao Fan: "!!!!!!!"

Fuck!Are these birds eating raw? !

The author has something to say: I will uniformly call the chapter titles of this world "We Love Fish"... It's not a good name, so just be lazy.