Underworld brat

"Grandma, the fish here is so fresh and tender!" Wu'ajiu's younger sister said contentedly while chewing the bloody fish, "This is the best fish I've ever eaten! Grandma, Let's ask the little leader to stay here for a few more days, shall we?"

"The taste of this fish has a lot to do with the water." The old woman licked the fish bones and taught the little girl her life experience, "There are gods in the lake, which means that the water here is good. Once the water is good, the fish tastes natural. That's fine. If it's a pool of stagnant water, or if the water quality is turbid, then don't eat the fish in it. It definitely smells like mud and smells terrible. Hey, that's right—" The old woman suddenly thought of something, and she was a little panicked Asked Chao Fan, "Little Fish Fairy, the fish in the lake are not your family members, right? Can we eat them?"

You ate it all, what else do you ask?Chao Fan reluctantly accepted the title of Little Fish Fairy, and said weakly, "You can eat whatever you want. I am neither the same kind nor a member of the clan with these fish. Well... I also eat fish."

The little girl pulled out the eyes of the fish, threw it into her mouth and chewed it, like eating broad beans: "Little fish fairy, why don't you eat the fish that grandma gave you just now?"

Seeing this scene, Chao Fan couldn't bear it anymore.His face turned pale, and he immediately lay down in the water and retched. Fortunately, his stomach was empty, otherwise he wouldn't even want to stay in this lake if he vomited in the water!

"Oh, little fish fairy, what's wrong with you?" The old woman turned pale in shock, threw away the unfinished fish, and tried to help Chao Fan up.

When everyone heard the sound, they all looked in this direction.

Wu Ah Jiu came over and picked up Chao Fan, frowned and said, "Is it too tight? Shall I loosen it for you?"

It's a good thing to be able to relax a bit, Chao Fan was about to nod, but he heard Wu'ajiu's sister clapping her hands and shouting: "I see! Sister Queyun is like this when she is about to lay eggs, little fish fairy, is there still some blood in your stomach? A little fairy?"

Ouch, is this going to have a baby?Wu Ajiu hurriedly put down Chao Fan with a blushing face, and hid away.Xiaoyu Fairy has a flat chest, he thought the other party was a man!Don't fairies have breasts?

Chao Fan was almost choked to death. He glared at the little girl, and his tail slapped the water angrily: "I'm a man! Which of your eyes can see that I'm about to lay eggs! Am I a bird? Am I a bird!"

This was the first time that Chao Fan got angry in front of this group of birdmen, and the waves from the fish's tail directly splashed the faces of the little girl and the old woman.

The little girl pursed her lips, almost crying out of fear.

Wu Ajiu hurriedly protected her sister, glaring at Chao Fan with a murderous look.After the old woman came to her senses, she quickly persuaded her: "Xiao Yuxian, the child is ignorant and offended you. I will ask her to apologize to you. Don't be angry, don't be angry..."

Chao Fan was only angry for a while, but he calmed down after roaring, and couldn't help feeling that he was a little impulsive.Fortunately, the old man is prone to "superstition" and gave him the steps.

"Ahem." Chao Fan cleared his throat, "Then what... just now I did that because I was not feeling well, not because I wanted to lay eggs. Remember, I'm a man, so I can't lay eggs. I want to vomit because I saw... ...Forget it, it's not very good to say this now... Let me ask, don't you eat with fire?"

"Fire?!" A suspicious voice sounded, and the little leader Wu Dadan suddenly descended from the sky, grabbed Chao Fan from the water, and threw him to the shore again.

"Fuck! You're here again!" This is the second time Chao Fan has been thrown by him, Shi Ke can't be killed, he arched his head and cursed, "Didn't you go to the forest to cry for your father? What are you pretending to do?" Huh? It fell from the sky! Next time, do I have to sprinkle some flower petals for you, so that you can pretend to be a goddess and scatter flowers?"

Wu Dadan didn't care about these incomprehensible words. He pulled Chao Fan's hair and asked the key point directly: "What do you mean by using fire to roast? Do you know how to use fire?"

"What? Could it be that you don't know how?" Chao Fan retorted.

"We can't." Wu'ajiu interjected and replied, "We only know that fire is a treasure bestowed by God to the Lei Department, and only their department can discover and manipulate fire. No other tribe has ever been able to use fire."

Unknowingly, the birds gradually gathered around and told Chao Fan in a hurry——

"It is said that the ancestors of Leibu who died quietly passed down the fire when thunder struck in the sky. Therefore, the people of Leibu said that only they can have fire."

"Other tribes have also picked up fire. Sometimes the ancestors of Leibu are not accurate enough, and the fire will go to other tribes..."

"However, it's useless to pick it up... Fire has spirituality..."

"Yes, yes, even if they are picked up by other tribes, when Huo knows that they are not the Leibu, Huo will disappear by himself."

"That's not bad, some fires will even ignite a raging fire to revenge them after knowing that they are not Thunder Clan..."

"However, I heard that some tribes treat Huo sincerely, and Huo will rebel and use them. It's just that if the news is leaked and the Thunder Clan finds out...it will be miserable..."

"That's how the Hundred Flowers Clan was exterminated. It's a pity that their clansmen are petite and cute, and they can make honey..."

Chao Fan found it incredible.The lightning strikes the wood and produces sky fire. These aborigines don't even know about such a natural phenomenon?How old are they?Has there never been a wise man?It's really pitiful for so many people to be fooled around by the Lei Clan.

"You heard it all!" Wu Dadan's eyes were fixed on Chao Fan, "After that, even if the fire fell from the sky again, no one picked it up. Because it was the fire from the Ministry of Lei, and if you picked it up, it would be like causing trouble to your upper body. .Did you just say to use fire to kill us?"

"Oh, then don't use it." Chao Fan glanced at him with a cold expression.

"You!" Wu Dadan clenched his fists, his face was full of anger and entanglement, the eyes of the two met and collided in the air, and neither of them was willing to compromise first.

After a few seconds, Wu Dadan let go of Chao Fan's hair and knelt down.

"Little leader, why are you..." The other birdmen were startled by Udadan's sudden appearance, and they didn't understand why he suddenly knelt down.

Others don't understand, but Chao Fan understands.This Wu Dadan is still a bit clever.

At the beginning, he was skeptical about his status as a fairy, but just now he heard that he could use fire, so this doubt is not important.Other bird people don't know the benefits of fire, but as the leader of the tribe, he definitely knows it.Anyway, Leibu and their Fengbu are already life-and-death enemies, and those taboos about using fire are naturally dispensable. Uda Dan needs his own fire, and Fengbu also needs his own fire, so he can bend and kneel.

"That's right, little leader, what are you doing kneeling?" Although he understood, Chao Fan still pretended to be puzzled and asked coolly.Hmph, he shot him with an arrow and fell him twice, Udadan didn't pay some interest, so he didn't bother to help this "king of subjugation".

Udadan remained silent, his cheeks puffed up like a toad.

"Oh, if you don't speak, how can others guess what you're thinking?" Chao Fan almost couldn't help laughing.

"You!" Wu Dadan, with red eyes, endured the humiliation, touched his forehead to the ground, and saluted, "Immortal! Please teach us how to use fire!"

Only then did the others realize that the leader wanted to ask for fire!That's right, the goddamn Leibu will never stop dying anyway, so let's use fire to piss them off!So fifty people knelt down together, kowtowed to Chao Fan, and shouted in unison: "I beg the gods to give me fire."

Originally, he wanted to torture Wu Dadan and make him kneel for three days and three nights. Seeing everyone like this, Chao Fan couldn't do too much.He hummed and put on airs and said, "Are you begging for help? I'm still tied up!"

Wu Ajiu blushed, and hurried up with the others to untie him.

"Carry me into the water." Chao Fan continued to order.

So everyone hurriedly carried him into the water like a Bodhisattva.After touching the cool water of the lake, Chao Fan felt relieved. He dived down and swam a few laps in the lake. Feeling refreshed, he came out of the water.

I was taken aback as soon as I probed, good guy!One by one, the birds stood on the bank looking into the water, like Wangfushi, for fear that he would not appear.

Chao Fan is not a person who does not keep his word, and just now when he was underwater, he wanted to understand one thing.He was trapped in the water by this body, and it was extremely difficult to collect beliefs and summon dead souls.Although there are only fifty people in the Wind Department, if I can become their "patron saint" and help them develop their tribe, wouldn't these beliefs and dead souls be easily captured?So he decided that he must do a good job.

"Today I don't intend to give you fire, I want to give you a way to make fire. With it, no matter where you go, you can make fire out of thin air." Chao Fan said solemnly, very teacher-like , the others could not help but sit up straighter, "This method is called drilling wood to make fire, and it is generally used in places where the sun is very strong and the air is dry. If the weather is cold, or it is raining and windy, it may not be successful. Uah Nine, you have great strength, come here..."

After being named by Chao Fan, Wu Ajiu looked a little excited.He came over and knelt down, looking at Chao Fan trustingly.

Didn't you still doubt me before?Why did these people seem to regard Wu Dadan as a god when he knelt down?Chao Fan's scalp felt a little numb, so he quickly stuffed the dry wood he picked into Wu'a Jiu's hands.

"First, spread a layer of velvet grass underneath, and then use a knife to dig a small hole in the middle of this big log... yes, put small wooden branches in it... you can pull it here... yes... turn, turn quickly ..." Chao Fan taught earnestly, and corrected Wu Ah Jiu's posture, "Wait a minute, you have to use skillful strength... This piece of wood is going to be broken by you...Look at me, yes, this way..."

Under everyone's gaze, Wu'ajiu felt extremely stressed.Finally, when sweat oozed from his brow, sparks finally came out between the rubbing wood.Everyone shouted excitedly.

Chao Fan yelled: "What's the name! Wu'a Jiu, don't stop! Now is the critical moment."

Everyone quickly calmed down, more and more sparks, splashing like raindrops into the velvet grass under the wood.Finally, a cluster of flames ignited.

Chao Fan quickly added a few small pieces of wood to the frame, and the fire was getting bigger and bigger. He smiled and looked at the faces that were desperately suppressing their excitement, and announced loudly: "Next, I will teach you how to cook grilled fish! Hehe, that is the way of the gods! I guarantee you eat it, and you will never forget it for the rest of your life!"

The author has something to say: A few years later, when someone asked about the totem on the banner of the Ministry of Wind——

Someone: On your flag, what is that thing with a knife in one hand and fire in the other, with a big belly and a fish tail?

Fengbu people (extremely proud): "That's our patron saint - Chao/Prometheus/Fan!"