Underworld brat

Chao Fan woke up feeling exhausted as if he had had a big dream.There was a small black spot in front of him that kept dangling around, making his head dizzy.He feebly raised his hand to chase people away: "Go... go away..." But it was as if the corner of his mouth was bitten by something, and he woke up in pain instead.

His eyes were focused, and the small black dot gradually became clear. At first glance, it turned out to be a bird's head, with black feathers and red beak, with sharp eyes, looking at him sideways, with a very puzzled look.

Chao Fan looked at it for a moment, thinking "Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?"

Seeing that he didn't respond, the black bird jumped, chirped, and pecked again.This mouth pecked on Chao Fan's eyelid, almost pecking him blind.

"Ahhhhhhh! It hurts to death!" Chao Fan yelled miserably, clasping his hands together to catch a bird, but he lost his balance and fell into the water.

Seeing that he had gotten into trouble, the little black bird immediately swished away.

Chao Fan, who can't swim, screamed in his heart, but after a few thumps, he stopped.Something is wrong, how can I breathe in water?Chao Fan opened his eyes in amazement, he had died!He could see things in the water clearly, and his eyes didn't feel sore, swollen or painful at all.

what happened?

He looked at his hand, it was white, normal!Look at my chest again, it's flat and normal!But when his eyes moved to his legs, Chao Fan almost didn't raise them up in one breath. His legs were gone, replaced by a silver-white fish tail swaying enchantingly in the water.

Judge, I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.

An hour later, Chao Fan felt more and more that he had been cheated by the judge.Not long after waking up today, he was called to the government affairs processing center to report, but the magistrate refused to talk too much and handed him a bag directly, telling him to hurry on the road.

"Let's go now? What's in the bag? Dry food?" At that time, Chao Fan looked confused. He opened the bag and found that it was not dry food, but a bag of mud and a dozen dream charms.

"Time is urgent, and there is a small world with space shocks. This is a rare opportunity, so hurry up." The judge was very anxious, and while pulling him away, he cut a long story short, "The bag is filled with soil made by Nuwa, you go You need a body in another world, and it will be automatically generated for you when the time comes. The Dream Talisman is suitable for you to pretend to be a ghost, so I brought you a dozen. If you don’t understand, there is also an instruction manual inside. Comrade Chao, just take a look. understood!"

Hearing about the other world, Chao Fan immediately became nervous: "This... give me some more treasures, judge, I... I'm a little scared."

"What are you afraid of? Your job is to expand your business." The three heads eased his heart, "Don't think of yourself as an insurance salesman. You go to another world to do it. Why did you go? It’s to fool the stupid ghost over there to join us in the underworld. It’s a matter of talking, understand?”

In an instant, the job changed from pioneering territory to selling insurance.Although it sounds a bit absurd, Chao Fan thinks it makes sense!His heart involuntarily settled down.

"Take it as a business trip, don't worry, you won't die." The magistrate continued to comfort him, and took Chao Fan directly to the top roof of the government affairs processing center.

The sky in the underworld is always gloomy, but today's sky seems to be different. Chao Fan found that the upper left corner seemed to be hit by something, and purple electric sparks flashed from time to time.

"It's there!" The magistrate looked solemn, took out a token and shook it at the corner, and a red light slapped it.

Chao Fan seemed to hear the sound of glass shattering, and with a bang, the sky broke.Suddenly, a strong wind blew up from the rooftop, blowing so hard that Chao Fan couldn't even open his eyes.

The magistrate grabbed him and released him into the air, yelling, "...be careful...the body is weird...for...pretending to be a ghost...signal...come back..."

Chao Fan couldn't hear clearly, he saw the golden light shining all over his body, his eyes were closed, and he was blown by the wind and shot straight towards the opening of the crack.

"Oh! There are shooting stars!" The ghosts on the street made a fuss.

On this day, the shooting star in Fengdu City occupied all the ghost circles of friends, and even made the headlines of "Hell Evening News".

Hei Hei Wu Chang stood in the noodle shop, staring at the golden light expressionlessly.Bai Wuchang threw the dough onto the cutting board, and said sarcastically, "It's been more than 100 years, that bastard finally remembered this, right?"

Heiwuchang winked, looked around suggestively, and hissed: "Don't make trouble."

Bai Wuchang snorted coldly and continued to knead the dough.

The gap in the sky was getting smaller and smaller, and the magistrate shook his head with a complicated expression, turned and left.

Chao Fan was fainted by the wind, so naturally he didn't know what happened next.When he couldn't figure out why he became a merman in a daze, he suddenly remembered the instructions given by the judge.So he quickly swam to the shore, lay down on the shallows and opened the bag to check.The dream talisman was still inside, and there was only a little bit of mud left, but —— Chao Fan was dumbfounded, and pulled out the wrinkled thing. How could the pickles be here?Didn't he lose the kitchen?Why did the magistrate stuff him in?

Oh, no matter what, I just left it in another world, out of sight and out of sight.

Chao Fan threw it into the water casually, frowning and took out the bag, and sure enough, he took out a piece of paper from the bottom.He opened it in the sunlight and looked at it, his tail smacked the water, feeling very unhappy.

It turned out that it was written on the paper that in order to make it easier for Chao Fan to pretend to be a ghost, when Nuwani sculpted his body, he would refer to the preferences of the rulers of other worlds, and then add some magical elements, so when he sees that he is not a human image, don't panic. is very normal.It also said that he was required to develop living believers as much as possible and hook up dead souls. When the number is reached, this "instruction" will turn golden. At that time, the passage between the two worlds will be opened, and he will be able to return to the underworld. .

The number of missions is unknown, the target of the attack is also unknown, and I have become a mermaid, so I have to live in the water all the time.Chao Fan thought to himself, no wonder the magistrate was in a hurry and didn't give a detailed explanation. Isn't this a trick or what?Also, what creature would like a mermaid?Could it be that the natives here are all princes and princesses?

Chao Fan's eyes were darkened by the current situation, and after sitting and blowing the wind for a while, his whole body felt cool, and his stomach started to growl.

Well, it's a good thing to be hungry anyway, and Chao Fan feels a bit like a human being.

He pulled himself together, slipped into the water, and walked around the deep lake bottom.Those fish are like fools, gnawing water plants and drilling mud pits without realizing it.Chao Fan easily caught a big one and knocked it unconscious with a stone.

With the fish, Chao Fan remembered the pickles he hated, so he hurriedly searched and scooped up the messy lump.The main ingredients for pickled cabbage stewed fish were complete, and Chao Fan went ashore happily, crawling around to collect firewood. Fortunately, there is a forest by the lake, and there are many broken branches, so he doesn't have to climb too far.

When it's almost ready, quack quack!chirp chirp chirp!Cha Cha Cha!The woods suddenly became lively, and birds were singing everywhere.

Chao Fan was shaken all over, and looked towards the sky, only to see a few black spots appearing in the distance, and after a few breaths, the black spots became bigger and bigger.Chao Fan couldn't figure out what was causing the trouble. To be on the safe side, he hurriedly scooped up his own fish and pickles and dived into the water to hide.

After a while, Chao Fan saw clearly that those flying from the sky were actually birdmen?

Their upper bodies are covered with leaves, their lower bodies are covered with leaves, bows and arrows are carried on their backs, and the wings on their shoulders are stretched out, more than one foot long.When they flew over the lake, the sky was dark, and even the waves splashed three feet high.Moreover, among their group of birds, there are men and women, old and young, like a family.When they landed on the ground, their shoulders shook, and their wings turned into two thick arms.

Chao Fan was shocked when he saw it, wow, this is... a birdman!If he had known this earlier, he should have bought a camera and brought it here.

With something new to watch, Chao Fan even forgot to be hungry.He hid behind a big rock and peeped quietly.The chatter of those bird people also seemed to pass over.

"Little boss...revenge...Leibu is too bully...kill them all..."

"... fifty survivors... what can they do?"

"... rest... to avoid the sharp edge..."

"Blood feud for generations...Little leader...Cowardly..."

"Okay...hunting...eating...staying for tonight..."

Chao Fan was not surprised that he could understand their words. It was written in the instruction manual that Nuwatu could solve hearing and speaking problems in other worlds.It's just that he listened to the general idea intermittently, coupled with his guesses, he understood a little bit.There seem to be many bird tribes in this world, and the tribes fight with each other every year, with constant friction (no wonder the magistrate said that the space in this small world is turbulent), this group of birdmen was invaded by a tribe called Leibu, and they were wiped out There are only more than 50 people left.All the way to escape, escape here.

What a tragedy!Chao Fan clicked his tongue twice, intending to dive to the bottom of the lake again.

"Who's there!" At this moment, the bird man in the head heard the movement, immediately bent his bow and set an arrow, and shot towards Chao Fan with a swish.

There was a stone blocking Chao Fan's front, it was impossible to hit him, but the arrow turned in mid-air and hit his shoulder.Chao Fan almost fainted from the pain. Knowing his whereabouts were exposed, he subconsciously entered the water to escape. However, he was only a meter or two deep when he was held down by a pair of bird claws.

Hurrah, a large group of birdmen immediately surrounded them, and everyone circled around, looking at Chao Fan's silvery fish tail, stunned.

"Wow, this fish is so big! The little leader is so powerful!" a little bird man exaggeratedly shouted.

"The scales of the fish are fine and shiny, and the old people say that such fish meat is extremely delicious!" An old woman squinted her eyes and licked her lips.

"Okay, order it down, I'll eat it tonight! But don't take it if the upper body is so weird, I'm afraid it will be poisonous." The birdman who caught Chao Fan heard everyone's words, and took a spear to hold it against it. Chao Fan's throat announced beamingly.

Chao Fan's eyes darkened, and he tried his best not to pass out.

Nuwa mud is simply poisonous!Now he finally understands why he became a mermaid, fuck the eighteen generations of his mother's ancestors, because these bird people love to eat fish!

The author has something to say: If Su Shuang’s brainless fast-traveling essay had been written earlier, it wouldn’t be as stuck as it is now. I don’t know if this instinct can be written according to my original idea. I should write a short and sweet essay that I am better at. Wen's.

Let’s open another hole and slowly collect it in advance (Actually, I had three ideas for opening a hole at the beginning, but I chose "The Little Ghost in the Underworld", and now I find it a bit difficult to write)

Pre-received title: "Steal a Little Zombie"

Copywriter:

The bankrupt "second generation negative" accidentally stole a six-inch zombie back.

"Brother Hao, clean up for nothing!"

"Brother Hao, rub the incense!"

"Brother Hao, I... I'm afraid of the dark..."

The negative second generation is in a rage, it's against the law for the little zombie to be so cute!

Forget it, since he can act like a spoiled child and buy antiques, let's keep him as he can.

Apart from sucking some blood every day, it seems that there are no shortcomings.

But——how come the more you suck, the bigger the little things become? "Negative second generation" looked at the increasingly delicate face of the little zombie, and felt hot all over.

Young life!Should I have been poisoned by the "zombie"?