The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 6

sunny

show off!Kong Lun must be showing off to me!

When he came back today, he looked in a great mood, and bought me ice cream for the first time.

You know, even if I specifically asked him to help me buy it before, he would prevaricate with various reasons.

Things like ice cream are easy to melt, he doesn't know what flavors I like... All in all, this guy is always trying to get me out of the house, as if I can't live without social interaction.

It's been a long time since I asked him to bring me ice cream, but I didn't expect him to take the initiative to buy it today.

I casually asked if something good happened, but this guy faltered and couldn't tell why for a while.

This guy has never been good at lying, so there must be situations!

I asked him to confess honestly, to be lenient when confessing, and to be strict when resisting.

He smiled, with a spring-like expression on his face.

"Today I heard a child memorizing "The Analects of Confucius". It feels like I have returned to the era of imperial examinations."

Although Kong Lun didn't describe the specific scene, I still thought of that scene all of a sudden.

QAQ I am not envious at all!What is there to be envious of being included in textbooks?

Although those children memorized "The Analects of Confucius", they may not really understand the connotation of "The Analects of Confucius"!

Maybe after the exam, they have completely forgotten what they have memorized...

Well, I can't make this up.

I admit to being turned into lemon zest.

Obviously "Tao Te Ching" is no worse than "The Analects of Confucius", and the content is even shorter and more concise, why is it not included in the textbook?

"Don't be dazed, the ice cream is about to melt." Kong Lun said while eating, "No one said that the "Tao Te Ching" is not good, but "The Analects of Confucius" is more suitable for today's society."

When he said this, his tone was smug, and it made people feel angry.

Is this guy trying to say that the "Tao Te Ching" has been eliminated by the times and is now "The Analects of Confucius"?

Although I have recognized this reality for a long time, I am still very angry! ! !

By the way, this guy also gave me a shoddy "Tao Te Ching" yesterday, clearly implying that my "Tao Te Ching" is only worthy of that kind of garbage printing...

"It's none of your business!" I couldn't help yelling at him.

Kong Lun smiled and didn't continue talking.

He cooperated so well, but I felt a little awkward in my heart.

Am I exaggerating?After all, this guy just wanted to share the joy with me at first...

PS: After the ice cream is thawed, put it in the refrigerator and it can be re-frozen.

April 6

weather thunderstorm

In June, the baby's face can change as soon as it is said.

When Kong Lun went out, the sky was still clear, but in a blink of an eye there was a strong wind, and it began to rain heavily.

Most of the people on the street were caught off guard by the rain, and hurriedly ran to the nearby eaves to hide from the rain with their heads in their hands, which looked very ridiculous.

I happily lay on the window sill to watch the excitement, but soon I couldn't laugh anymore.

If I remember correctly, Kong Lun didn't seem to have an umbrella when he went out!

The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier. If he came back in the rain, he would definitely be drenched in water.

Or give him an umbrella?

But going out is very troublesome, and going out on a rainy day is even more troublesome... He is usually so popular, maybe there is a kind person who can lend him an umbrella?

Just as I was hesitating, the phone at home suddenly rang.

"Well...can you deliver an umbrella for me?" Kong Lun said on the phone.

I opened my mouth, and just about to say "OK", the guy continued, "I'm really sorry! I definitely didn't bring an umbrella because I wanted you to give me an umbrella! The main reason is that the weather was really bad when I went out. That's great, I didn't expect it to start raining in such a blink of an eye..."

The guy was a little incoherent, as if he was afraid that I would reject him.

Is my usual attitude towards him that bad?

"you……"

As soon as I opened my mouth, I was interrupted by Kong Lun again.

"You don't have to come if you don't want to... I will never force you."

He hung up the phone right after he finished speaking, leaving me standing there with a dazed expression on my face.

This guy doesn't give me a chance to speak at all!

Did I say not to give him an umbrella?Did you say it? !

"What an idiot." I muttered softly.

In other words, if he is in another place, it may not be convenient for me to send an umbrella, after all, I am not very familiar with this area.

But he just said that he was at the bus station, and I happened to know that place.

I think we made a lot of jokes there.

To give the simplest example, everyone knows that you have to swipe your card when you get on the bus, but we were newcomers and didn’t know the rules. We all bowed to the driver after getting on the bus, and we also bowed, and it was a very formal way. The meeting ceremony made the driver stunned.

"Are you... are you making a joke?" the driver asked.

I later learned that those people were not asking for the driver, but paying the fare.

The past is unbearable, and there are many jokes like this.

All in all, for a long time, I have been tricked by Kong Lun.

Closer to home, I managed to find the station with an umbrella, but found that Kong Lun was not there.

Did he go back early?

I searched everywhere, but still couldn't find him.

Just as I was about to go home, I suddenly heard someone calling my name, and then an unknown object flew towards me through the rain.

"Hahaha, I knew you wouldn't leave me alone!" Kong Lun's eyes were shining, and he looked like the big golden retriever raised by the neighbor.

That dog also likes to pounce on people. Every time it sees an acquaintance, it wants to pounce on it. Kong Lun has been pounced on by it several times.

"Are you stupid? I brought an umbrella here just to prevent you from getting wet, but now you not only wet yourself, but also wet me."

I pushed Kong Lun away in disgust, but he didn't mind, and he still looked very happy.

"If you don't run over, I'm afraid you won't see me." He said with a smile, "I never thought you would actually give me an umbrella. I feel so happy!"

This guy's tone is very exaggerated, it doesn't sound like I gave him an umbrella on a rainy day, but that I conjured an aircraft carrier out of thin air.

Isn't this guy going the documentary route?How did you learn the set of "Chu Ci"?

I disliked it so badly, but I was inexplicably happy in my heart.

In any case, this trip was not in vain.

"Ice cream didn't make you go out, and fun things didn't make you go out, but I did it!" He said to himself, "Suddenly I admire myself."

I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, this guy really put gold on his face.

But then again, didn't he say he was at the station?Why did you suddenly change places?

"There is a canteen across the road. The proprietress saw that it was pitiful for me to hide from the rain alone, so she asked me to go indoors to avoid the rain." Kong Lun said, "She is really a good person!"

Since the other party is so kind, why don't you just borrow an umbrella and let him go home by himself?

I don't know why, but when I heard him praise the proprietress, I always felt a little uncomfortable.

The other party just provided him with a shelter from the rain, and I was the one who really took him home!

He didn't even praise me for being a good person...

Kong Lun seemed to have misunderstood what I meant, and explained: "I wanted to tell you that you don't need to come here, but no one answered my phone call."

After a pause, he said again: "Or you should buy a mobile phone, it will be more convenient to contact you."

cell phone?That broken board he's been playing with all day long?

"No need, a landline is enough." I said.

joke!If there is such a thing as a mobile phone, wouldn't I be there on call?

And I usually stay at home basically, if he wants to find me, just call my home directly.

"Actually, mobile phones have other functions besides making calls, such as taking pictures, checking information, and paying online... By the way, you can also use your mobile phone to check the weather and set the alarm clock." He said, "All in all, mobile phones are really convenient. Without mobile phones, it is difficult to integrate into modern society.”

It's so troublesome...

Disclaimer in advance, I didn't change my mind to buy a mobile phone because I saw a lot of people on his social software!

Who does he chat with? It's none of my business?

It’s hard to come out for vacation, and I just want to adapt to the environment quickly.

PS: After the umbrella is opened, you need to press the button above to retract it.Remember!Remember!