Handsome guy, just follow me

Ever since he knew that there was such a number one person as Tan Hu, Chen You, like a gossip girl, cared about the progress of "Operation Tiger" every two days.

Yes, in spite of the wishes of the person concerned, this guy positioned himself as a senior staff officer arbitrarily, and gave such a speechless operation code name.

It's not that I finally got a crush and ran to my friends to offer treasures. Chen You guessed it by himself. One day, I had a drink with him. He stared at me for a long time and suddenly asked, do you talk to me? In love?

When this guy is stupid, people often have high doubts about his brain structure, and when he is sharp, he also has a kind of unfathomable inscrutability.

Apart from my parents, Chen You is the only friend who knows my sexual orientation. I have no secrets in front of him. After hearing the story of my acquaintance with Tan Hu, Chen You almost laughed and said, "I've heard of a golden, jade, wood and stone romance. Yes, let’s say you’re here because you’re born with love, you’re down-to-earth, and other people’s anniversaries are served with steak and red wine. If you two really make it, then you’ll have to cook with rice vinegar. Damn it, I can’t go on. , I'm almost making myself hungry..."

"Shut up, it's the first fucking time I know you've read A Dream of Red Mansions."

"What's so strange about that?" Chen You said shyly, "Dream of the Red Chamber is full of beautiful ladies and sisters, whoever doesn't see who suffers, and I can still sing in vain Ningmei can't you see it? Sigh, I haven't opened my voice for a long time Now, when shall we go to karaoke?”

"..."

Given that Chen You's brain circuits are as unpredictable as his sexual orientation, he didn't think of turning the topic back to my love interest until the end of the night. It was nothing more than two important points, reminding me not to get too caught up. Deep, and looking for an opportunity to bring Tan Hu out and let her natal family check it out.

I'm too lazy to complain about the apparently contradictory logic between the two, not to mention how self-satisfied he is when he classifies himself as a "mother's family". I can't satisfy his gossip even with his natural stupidity. soul.

However, as one wished, the first official meeting between Tan Hu and Chen You came much earlier than I thought...

At that time, it wasn’t too long after I refused to cooperate with Chen You in acting to coax innocent girls. The operation of taking the tiger was still in the anxious stage. I thought that it would not be a problem to go on such an endless pure date. .

I originally wanted to ask Tan Hu to watch a movie, but it happened that Xiao Guo honored me with two tickets for an art exhibition whose details were unknown—it’s hard for him to feel good about himself after meeting his blind date, so he actively prepared the contents of the next date, and then ……There's no after that.

In line with the law of energy conservation of the sunrise in the east and the rain in the west, I believe that the feelings that Xiao Guo lost will surely blossom and bear fruit in other places, and I accept his gift of blood and tears frankly.Ignoring Xiao Guo’s sadness, I still insisted on asking who I was going to bring to pretend to be a force. With anxiety and anticipation, I sent Tan Hu an invitation other than eating for the first time.

Tan Hu came back quickly, without giving me room for ups and downs: Okay, let's have dinner together after watching the exhibition. My colleague recommended a restaurant nearby. It sounds good, and there seems to be no need to queue.

Oh my god, the feeling of picking up a sesame watermelon and holding it firmly in my arms is so wonderful!I couldn't help but secretly think, although I know that Tan Hu is unfamiliar with the place here, and I don't have much place to pass the time alone, but maybe, maybe Tan Hu also has a little bit of affection for me?I don't know how Tan Hu treats other friends. Anyway, even if Chen Youtiecheng and I are like this, it is impossible to make an appointment every time we send a WeChat without saying anything. Tan Hu's tolerance makes me want to stop thinking about things. Difficult...

On the appointed day, I tidied up carefully and went out happily.

However, when I saw that the ticket-checking staff, both male and female, were wearing colorful cartoon headbands, for some reason, my right eyelid jumped heavily, and when I walked in, there was a very huge side at the door, inlaid with various patterns. The blingbling background wall of the small star blingbling blinding the eyes of passers-by aggravates my uneasiness. What kind of pretentious exhibition is so full of childlike fun?

After I found that Tan Hu and I were gradually surrounded by a group of brats, I almost tremblingly took out the ticket with an obvious crease from my pocket, and carefully took out the "Stars in the Sun-Dream Parent-child" ticket. Theme park" silently read a few Chinese characters in my heart. At that moment, I realized what despair is...

Tan Hu, who had already figured out the situation, couldn't hide his smile beside me, and said with an obvious trill: "I didn't expect you to be so childlike."

"I didn't expect..."

The ticket was packed in an envelope with the mall's logo on it. I only checked the address hastily on the day Xiao Guo gave it to me, and never opened it again.Now, even if I have the determination to kill Xiao Guo, I still suffer from the lack of conditions required to commit the crime, so I can only bite the bullet and say nonsense: "I'm not afraid that you will be under too much pressure from your new job, so I specially let you work in such a pure and innocent place." In an innocent atmosphere, relax yourself and return to your original heart."

Perhaps in order to confirm my words, a little fat man wearing a blue fat man appeared out of nowhere, shaking his head and pointing back innocently, asking: "Uncle, do you play on the seesaw? If you don't, can you?" Make way? You're blocking the way!"

Tan Hu has kept his head bowed and confessed since just now, obviously trying to hold back his laughter. I moved two steps towards the middle with a black line on my head. The more I thought about it, the more upset I became. He blatantly vented his anger on the little fat man, and said to his back struggling to climb up the seesaw, hey, you are so heavy, be careful to break the seesaw, your parents will not be able to afford to sell you!

The little fat man's psychological endurance was much better than I imagined. He grabbed the handrail, moved his butt forward nimbly, and said calmly: "I'm a child, and I can't sit badly. Uncle, you are such a big one." , it will break if you sit on it."

Before I could fight back, the little guy waved his hand happily to the back and called: "Come on, big fat, I've got a seat. If you don't come, the seesaw is broken by the bad uncle and we won't be able to play!"

Tan Hu couldn't hold back anymore, he laughed wantonly, and by the way dragged me away who was eager to try and teach the bear child before the parents arrived. I looked back unwillingly, and was called "big boy" by the little fatty The fat little friend is really worthy of the name. Damn, the food for the little guys is really good now!

When my thoughts were flying, a warm breath blew across my neck, and I was shocked, and suddenly turned my eyes back to Tan Hu, his right hand was still hooked on my shoulder, which was a rather intimate gesture.We have known each other for a while, and before that, we have never been so close. He still had a smile on his face, and his eyes were pure and gentle. I swallowed uncomfortably under his gaze, feeling His face felt a little hot.

Tan Hu let go of his hand at the right time, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it is an excellent place to return to the original heart, right? This is a very big kid."

"I'm older than you, okay..."

"Well, what will the bad uncle take me to play next?"

I deliberately widened my eyes and threatened with a fierce look: "Huh! I'll take care of this one. If you don't play all the games here, you will never want to walk out of this door today!"

Tan Hu smiled and ignored me.

Five minutes later, with a sullen face, I pulled Tan Hu, who was watching the two young children throwing sandbags at each other with great interest, and Ai Qiqi said: "Okay, I was wrong, I was tricked, let's go."

Originally, I thought that this kind of indoor parent-child theme park was similar to Tom Bear, so it would be a kind of fun to have the cheek to play video games with the little kids, and learn "crafts" with Tan Hu by the way.Unexpectedly, the nostalgic route that this theme pavilion is expected to take, except for a touch-screen Tetris and Qing Yishui's real-life interactive game, Tan Hu and I, two big men of 1.8 meters, are surrounded by a bunch of overexcited bear children and following Among the parents with Zhang Sheng's unlovable face behind the bear child, they seemed to be full of disobedience, no matter how thick-skinned they were, "Where did you throw the baby", "What's going on with these two", "Let me It's so unreliable for a father to bring a baby alone." I can't resist the questioning eyes. Now I just want to leave here, find my star father, drink a sip of Jiaoma, and restore my dignified status as a financial tycoon.

"Just leave? Didn't you say that you won't be allowed to go out if you don't play all the games?" Tan Hu teased, with a nice arc on his lips, seduction, this is naked seduction!

Feeling guilty, I raised his arm and led him to the door, "Stop talking nonsense, our bad uncle is so unpredictable!"

Tan Hu was unaware of my intentional behavior of eating tofu, and obediently followed my steps all the way back to the entrance. There were many children surrounded by the star wall, curiously pinching and pinching to find the source of light. The star shape is built on a plane, which is a bit messy and beautiful. Many parents took out their mobile phones to guide their children to stand and pose as a souvenir.

"Hey," Tan Hu bumped into me lightly, "You stand over and I'll take a picture for you too."

You can tell from his expression that this person did it on purpose. After getting along with him, I also discovered that Tan Hu is sometimes quite naive.I glanced at the little girl who was happily bouncing and dancing, and refused righteously: "No, I'm so handsome, don't steal the limelight from my little sister."

"Do you not want to or dare not take pictures?" Tan Hu smiled maliciously, but I was dazzled by his smile, and I was willing to fall into his tricks.

"Why don't I dare? Shoot as soon as you shoot, it's not a good baby if you don't shoot!"

I stood in the middle carelessly, followed the customs of the little girl in front of me and made a "yeah" look. The photographer was very satisfied with this, and praised from the bottom of my heart: "This baby is so handsome."

Obviously I started it myself, but when I said the word "baby" from Tan Hu's mouth, I felt inexplicably being molested, my face became hot, I took the phone back from Tan Hu's hand, and selfishly encouraged him to do the same. He was not happy to leave a beautiful image, and pretended to want to give up the C position in this field to me.

Tan Hu insisted on refusing to take single-person photos. I persuaded him for a long time to no avail. People would not like my "leaving evidence of love". My lustful power reluctantly took a photo in front of the star wall.

Facing the hard-won selfie on my mobile phone, I couldn't help showing a wretched smile. I didn't recover until someone pulled my trouser legs. The fat man's little fat man said with a sad face, "Uncle, why are you blocking the way again?"

Hey, let me go, why are you everywhere!

As soon as I rolled up my sleeves, Tan Hu quickly stopped me aside. I pretended to struggle a few times, but before I could enjoy the skin-to-skin kiss, I heard that the little fat man was educating the big fat man very maturely. Said: "Big fat, don't learn from this uncle, he is not good at all, he will be spanked by his mother when he comes home."

Don't stop me, don't anyone stop me, this dead boy is probably not a spy sent by Xiao Guo, right?I kept thumping while staring, and then only heard a muffled "pop", and I looked at Tan Hu who was dumbfounded in disbelief.

"Stop messing around and go eat."

"Oh."

Uncle policeman, this is the man!He is still so calm after spanking my ass, quickly grab him, wash him for nothing and send him to my bed!