Handsome guy, just follow me

Until I sat on the leather sofa in the restaurant, I was still in the aftertaste of being spanked by Tan Hu. If the times are advancing, it will inevitably bring some distress to a very small number of people?This has to go back decades, I have to grab his evil hands and drive people to be responsible for my innocence?Speaking of which, Tan Hu was quite smooth just now, can a straight man be so unobstructed in the physical contact between the same sex?

"What are you thinking? So serious."

I took the water glass handed over by Tan Hu, took a big sip, and said to myself that I was thinking about the fundamental feasibility of taking the tiger operation, can I not be serious?

"I was thinking that this restaurant tastes good, and there is no queue. It's really strange."

"That's right! I told you that my colleague called the front station, you're right." Tan Hu raised his eyebrows and said with a little complacency in his tone. His vivid face made people unable to move their eyes away.

"Moreover, a big friend was unwilling to mingle with the little ones, which caused our lunch time to be much earlier than the original plan, perfectly staggering the peak meal time."

"Hey, you picked yourself quite cleanly, which means that if I don't tell you to leave, you can still fight the little fat man five hundred times?"

"That's not enough," Tan Hu wiped his mouth, and smiled, "That's your life rival who has a deep fate with you, so I won't disturb it."

"If you lose it, you will!" The more I thought about it, the more irritable I became, "If you don't beat up the bastard who sent the wrong ticket on Monday, it will be difficult to relieve brother's shame today!" I picked up a piece of candied lotus root, and Xiao Guo's kind quickly Under the wind of my sharp teeth, there are no bones.

"Is it that exaggerated? In fact, I think today is quite happy, or should I say," Tan Hu gave me a deep look, "because I am with you, so you feel ashamed?"

I froze for a moment, "Damn, what is it? I was afraid that you would think that I had lost your face. If I had known you would enjoy it, I might as well have a good time and then come out. Anyway, I have already been called. If you become a bad uncle, it doesn't matter if you grab a few more rounds of toys with the little fat man."

Tan Hu pretended to be deep in thought, "For the sake of the physical and mental health of the little fat classmate, let's forget it."

"By the way!" I put down my chopsticks and picked up my phone, "I'll send you the photo I just had together."

Anyway, because of successfully getting the first photo with Tan Hu, all the people who lost it in the morning were worth the shame.I sent the photo to Tan Hu. I was just about to quit WeChat, but after thinking about it, I clicked on my personal homepage again, and uploaded the photo with Tan Hu and the single photo of the silly comparison to Moments. The text description is "Bad Uncle*2", after clicking the send button, I glanced at Tan Hu with a guilty conscience. Usually, I don't like to post to Moments. Few friends ruthlessly blocked.I don’t know what to think about today, but I suddenly had an urge to not want that group photo to remain silent in my album forever. I also want you to know this kind of sour happiness.

To my relief, Tan Hu didn't blame me for uploading photos without saying hello, instead he immediately liked it.Maybe it’s because I haven’t posted non-work content Moments for too long. This content has exploded with many comments. Some expressed warm welcome to the return of missing persons, and some asked me if I was fired from the bank because of the bad economic situation recently. Some scolded me for being hypocritical, deceitful, and unkind, and some female classmates took the opportunity to ask if Tan Hu was single... Damn, who are they?It's not your turn to be single!

In the comments, only Chen You seemed to be a clear stream: Fuck!Are you in the parent-child theme park in Xinguang?

I secretly screamed in my heart that it was not good, what kind of monster setting is this parent-child paradise?I’ve heard of bumping into shirts, shoes, and bags, but the parent-child paradise can also bump into it?Co-authored single guys from all corners of the country, Du Nima, gathered together to participate in the grand event and look forward to the bright future of fatherly kindness and filial piety, right?

The instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages made me decisively choose to ignore Chen You's news. Tan Hu, who knows nothing, is still admiring the second-hand photos he took of me. The time is quiet and beautiful, but I can't sit still and look around for danger. Thinking about how to quietly settle the bill and move on to the next party without arousing Tan Hu's suspicion.

However, I was afraid of something, Chen You's call came in the next second, he pressed two in a row, and when he was about to make persistent efforts to press the third one, he bumped into Tan Hu's searching gaze head-on, in just one second, I As if a scumbag who was caught by the teacher for cheating on the exam, he connected the phone by mistake in a panic, and without delay for half a second, Chen You's wailing and wolf howling came immediately:

"Fuck, fuck, fuck! Try another one, I'll fucking break up with you!"

The times are changing, only Chen You is obsessed with the ancient threat of "breaking off friendship" as always, and the traditional one is not like a post-90s who refuses wolfberries and soaking feet, "Youshengxiao has started to sign up, please fill out the form quickly Bar."

"Hehe, that's exposed, right? It seems that the kid in the possession has just entered elementary school this year, let me calculate his age... Ye Han, are you really fucking sure you haven't committed a crime?"

I have to say that those who are close to ink are black, and I feel indescribably sad because I have the same brain circuit as Chen You.

"Seriously, are you still in Xinguang now? I'm coming to find you!"

"Aren't you here? Don't come and play with me!" I said impatiently.

"Who are you lying to? There is only such a comprehensive shopping mall with a radius of [-] miles. If you don't eat at Xinguang, you can only go home and eat instant noodles... No, you are so lazy, there must be some ulterior secret, right?"

I rolled my eyes, too lazy to spit on this fool.From the corner of the eye, I saw Tan Hu was looking at me curiously, as if he had discovered a new continent, he was in a bad mood, and accidentally let himself go, the image of a high-quality service staff I have painstakingly managed!To add insult to injury, as soon as the peak period arrived, the merchants began to call their numbers one after another. Chen You found out my location through the phone. I could only reluctantly accept the reality that the double date was about to come to naught.

"Well," I confessed truthfully, "a friend of mine happened to be nearby, and when he saw my circle of friends, he insisted on coming to see me. If you find it inconvenient, we'll change places immediately, and ignore him!"

"Girlfriend?" Tan Hu asked.

"No, just a silly bi—biangbiang's product." The crooked guy almost got his tongue tied.

Tan Hu laughed and said, "Your onomatopoeia is so cute. I feel like a lovely friend. Let him come over, if he doesn't mind eating leftovers."

"He only deserves leftovers!" Having lunch earlier than expected, Tan Hu and I were less able to fight than usual. Chen You came here just now to help us not waste the CD, so I reluctantly said, "Okay , I told him to come over, you just treat him as air."

Tan Hu nodded, thought for a moment and then said, "Let's go back and eat biangbiang noodles."

……

I am really convinced, this brother's brain circuit is not an ordinary fan...but!I have already booked the content of the next date in advance before the show ends today, how can I be so beautiful in my heart!

So Tan Hu, who I had been hiding for a month, was exposed in front of Chen You in advance because of the ruined parent-child paradise. It was for food, and I wished I could ask the next table to borrow some leftover food and feed it to him in order to completely gag his mouth.

Chen You probably was hungry, and there was a gust of wind and clouds to gobble it up. I carefully avoided him spraying the food on my face. From his vague explanation, I understood that the reason why he appeared here was that he was tricked by his cousin , I thought it was a date with a beautiful girl, but in fact it was my cousin's husband who was away on a business trip and the cousin couldn't take care of his energetic niece alone, so she tricked him to come and help with the baby.Fortunately, when Chen Yu and the others arrived, Tan Hu and I had already left, otherwise it would be even more stupid to run into each other in the paradise.

"You don't know that my niece is like a built-in charging treasure. When the power is not cut off, she is so strong that she doesn't look like a girl at all. When she was playing on the slide, she almost knocked over a little fat guy who was blocking her. , I was so scared that I rushed to support Xiaopang's small round buttocks, no wonder my sister risked my siblings' estrangement to deceive me into being a strong man, she really can't handle their Bawanghua by herself."

……

Tan Hu and I looked at each other, and read tacit questions from each other's eyes: This little fat man is that little fat man, right?If it is true, then it will be a very difficult day for Xiaopang.In addition, I would like to sigh from the bottom of my heart. The female members of Chen You’s family have the same vigor that spans ages and regions. Whether it is from the perspective of racial protection or sympathy, maybe I should cherish this bad friend.

"Your sister catches you to work hard, so she doesn't even include meals?" After all, kindness is not my main theme. It is absolutely impossible to say that I don't mind a good two people's world being destroyed by this person in front of me.

IQ has always been a gap between me and Chen You, he didn't hear my hidden dislike at all, tore off half a quicksand bag and swallowed it in one gulp, with a painful expression on his face, "Forget it, eat her once!" After a meal, I have to be prepared to continue to be sold next time. Besides, who let the fate guide me to meet you here by chance? You don’t know that I was so excited when I saw the wall of stars. The phone fell, didn't this act decisively and find an excuse to leave my sister early and go to you!"

"You really don't see the outside world." I said through gritted teeth.

"That's, what's the relationship between the two of us!" Probably finally met my fierce gaze, Chen You glanced at Tan Hu, and added hypocritically: "That... I didn't delay your business, did I?"

I remained silent, and Tan Hu, who had been quiet for a long time, said: "It's nothing, there are so many people, you are very welcome."

Chen You raised his eyebrows at me sullenly, "Brother is good enough, Ye Han's friend is my friend, so feel free to speak up if you need it in the future."

I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, could this guy's malicious intentions be any more obvious?Tan Hu smiled gently, stopped the passing waiter politely, took the menu again and handed it to Chen You, "Let's order more, these should not be enough."

"Thank you, thank you, it takes too much energy to serve Bawanghua, I'm really not too full."

"It's good if you have a stutter as soon as you eat, and you can't make an inch of it."

Ignoring my provocation, Chen You calmly flipped through the menu, snapped his fingers to summon the waiter, and smiled uncomfortably: "This table has a serving of fried rice, oh, we have a lot of people, especially some people don't like fried rice. I have a special liking, one is not enough, let's have two."

It's a big failure in my life that WeChat didn't block this beast.