Handsome guy, just follow me

After getting acquainted with Tan Hu unknowingly, I realized that he is not a local. I just arrived in City A for the first day, and wanted to try the famous pan fried here. However, the fate came and I couldn’t stop him from buying a new outfit. , I was lucky enough to meet me, and I personally felt the enthusiasm of this city that was about to overflow.

Generally, only fresh graduates flock to big cities. Tan Hu has been graduating for several years, and his behavior of resolutely choosing an unfamiliar city to open a new instance had to make me a little curious about his motives. I asked him what he just wanted It is an understatement to say that I want to change the environment. People who live alone for a long time often have outstanding brain power for self-entertainment. I wonder if there is a sad relationship behind this because of a person giving up a city. Although it is a bit unkind, it is still because of my brain. Busheng came up with the idea of ​​God helping me: the frustrated young man is wandering alone in a foreign land to heal his wounds, what do he need most at this time?It is the meticulous care, the care that nourishes everything silently, and the comfort that is given to others by oneself... As an upright young man with love for his compatriots, I just want to say four words: Let me go!

From the way Tan Hu just arrived and didn’t hurry up to apply for a salary card, but went to the snack bar to taste the pan-fried food. It’s not difficult to guess that this person is also a foodie, so I enthusiastically introduced this restaurant to him in the name of the host. Every restaurant worth punching in the city.Sure enough, Tan Hu did not disappoint me. He showed a strong interest in all the food links I sent, but he regretted that a person's stomach space is limited. .

Isn't it a coincidence that I took over his words very naturally?There is also a lonely warrior here who has money but can’t spend it. It’s better to have a companion, you bring your mouth and I will bring the money, and my brother will take you to eat all over City A and make you strong.

Tan Hu corrected that he is not the only one who has a mouth. Although he has changed his job, it does not mean that the landlord’s family has no surplus food. In addition, he is a star who can eat without getting fat. I can only realize my silky dream alone.It's a good thing he didn't know the fact that I was younger than him at this time, otherwise I would have to add a sentence, this little brother, who is your brother?

Seriously corrected all my loopholes, and finally came a magical twist-I think it is feasible.

Heroes see the same thing, don't they?I also think it's doable, very good.

Once the meal appointment is successful, I will forget about the gourmet guides that I have collected before, and I will choose those places that require long queues, such as those who are in the water to get tea and tea, and where to choose where to line up. Mom will never have to I'm worried that I'll be able to have dinner before eight o'clock.

Just to create more opportunities to be alone with Tan Hu, do you think it's easy for me, a twisted scheming man?

Fortunately, Tan Hu was completely unaware of my selfish little actions, and apart from sighing that the people of City A are so enthusiastic, he had no more complaints.The represented people of City A thought the evaluation was realistic enough, and they strongly welcome Xiao Tan to do as the Romans do, to illuminate your basic feelings, no, passion.

More than a month later, Tan Hu and I were still in the state of chatting a few words on WeChat and making an occasional dinner appointment.To be honest, although I haven't had a good relationship at my age, I have never eaten pork and I have seen pigs run away. The normal dating is about the same level in the early days, but it is still almost worse. Where is the difference? ?I pondered for a long time that the problem still lies in the root cause, is Tan Hu right?

In the past years, it’s not that I haven’t really been moved by love, it’s just that the only secret love, after the short-term ambiguity that was trembling and self-righteous, what I got was the news of the other party’s flash marriage. All desires and expectations had to end hastily, and at the same time I warned For me, for a minority group whose sexual orientation is contrary to the general public, it may not be difficult to live as high as possible without underestimating myself, but it is too difficult to find a partner who keeps pace with me and warms up each other.

I can feel that Tan Hu is not disgusted with getting along with me, and is even happy and relaxed. If he didn't vaguely feel that he showed great tolerance and cooperation to my specious teasing and invitations, perhaps he would have added to it. From the day of his WeChat, I will mark this affair as over because of the great sense of satisfaction, and I will not indulge the little thoughts that are not humane and want to be more uncontrollably. Get closer.

However, the lesson of self-love last time is still in front of us. Tan Hu's friendly attitude may be due to the strangeness of being a newcomer to this city, which prompted him to passively accept this "friendship" that the catcher chased after him, or it was just Simply because of Tan Hu...he is very nice.

Damn, I can't go to him obscenely and ask him, Excuse me, maybe you like boys?There is a qualitative difference between flirting with a brother and sexual harassment, Ye Han!

Distraught, I tried to relieve my excess energy by playing games, but instead of eating chicken, I was abused. Before I almost smashed the mouse in depression, the phone rang. When I saw the caller, the good time on weekend nights would be so boring to me Apart from my parents, the only one who called was Chen You.

"what?"

"What kind of attitude!" Chen You said dissatisfiedly, "Are you talking to your brother Xiaohu in this tone? You deserve it because you can't catch up with him."

"Fuck off your sister, let the fart go." Which pot is not opened and which pot of goods is not opened, why is it so untidy?

"Did my sister provoke you? I had a good time with the kangaroo brothers in Australia, but my sister really asked about you in the last video. If it weren't for my foreign ghost brother-in-law who has been sticking to the side, it's okay to mutter a few words." Then I looked at my sister affectionately and made me sick. I really thought she still had ulterior motives for you... If you say my sister is also miserable, you have to look at who you like When I fell in love with you, I didn’t know how I died in the end, and Dou E didn’t blame her, so every face control has to suffer for a while, so that they will know how naive their young self is.”

I was stabbed again: "..."

"Okay, okay, is there anyone who runs on your own people like this? Isn't the most wronged thing about your sister because of a brother like you?"

"You really have no conscience," Chen You said angrily, "I have been keeping my mouth shut for you. My sister is still complaining about me because she is afraid that bringing you in will shake my position as the most handsome Chen family, and she deliberately obstructs it. If you don’t pull the strings for her, if you knew I was back then, you should have told the truth, and you wouldn’t let this shocking cauldron cover me for so many years.”

Thinking of the oolong back then, I can’t help but feel a little funny, "It’s not easy, I’m wronged for you, don’t know it earlier, it’s not too late, you can say it if you want to, anyway, I didn’t pay you the hush money .”

"I still can't... You don't know, it's probably because life abroad is too boring. My sister's hobby now is to flirt with men and fall in love with men. She needs to know that the man who used to be infatuated is gay, so she must not be excited. It's bad, there will be no rest days at that time... I wonder why there is no one in the rotten girl circle who exceeds the minimum age threshold for naturalization. I feel sorry for my straight foreign brother-in-law. No wonder he looks lustful every time in the video Dissatisfied..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Seeing that this unrestrained talk was getting more and more outrageous, I quickly brought him back to the topic, "Stop talking nonsense, what do you want from me?"

"Almost forgot! Do you have nothing to do tomorrow? Come out and play with me. You have to sit in the office all day long, and you have to move your muscles and bones to avoid cervical spondylosis."

"Pull it down," I said contemptuously, "Speaking like a health expert, don't think I don't know, and want to seduce girls under the guise of playing ball, right? You don't weigh your own level, just your point Scumbag skills, how blind is a girl to be attracted by your bear appearance on the court?"

Chen You is about the same height as me. He looks like a solid guy, but he is actually a sports waste. Playing basketball requires skill, lack of skill, and physical strength. Whoever plays with him will be unlucky, and I am the unlucky guy who suffers from it .

"I just asked you to come with me because I have self-knowledge... The girl I'm chasing recently has an ex-boyfriend who is the captain of the school basketball team. I don't want to lose style in front of her. I boasted that I used to be on the school team. The girl excitedly said that she wanted to see my heroic appearance on the court. Do you think I can refuse? You will be a brother, and I will applaud everyone. The other guys are as good as me. You will accompany me on the court tomorrow. Cooperate well, focus on setting off my healthy figure..."

"Strengthen your ball!"

Once upon a time, I foolishly acted as a trustee for Chen You, who was in puberty, but this guy was just like the oscillating fan at home when I was a child. I worked hard for a long time but couldn't blow the target. No matter how many balls I tried to feed him, Except for the basket, everything is within his range.My mother suspects that this kid is possessed by the weak heroine of an idol drama. Only when he is hugged and held high by the hero can he hit the red heart smoothly.

"Ah, if you let the ball go, let me go too. Although the shameless thing is a bit useless, let's keep it anyway."

Chen You scolded, "You think I've embarrassed you, don't you?"

I sighed, "Is it really necessary to talk about such an obvious problem and hurt each other?"

"Han, if you are so unkind, you won't be able to get a boyfriend... How about calling your brother Xiaohu together tomorrow? A normal blind date has progressed to the point where you have to watch a movie or listen to an opera. Eating is drinking, dating is a bit too monotonous, call him up tomorrow, let him see your gushing masculine charm, it would be even better if he also plays, physical contact or something, just wipe your gun carelessly Planting the fire of love is not better than you eating a hundred meals of hot pot? By the way, let me help you identify and identify whether you have any drama. If you are a real straight man, let's not waste time and stop the loss in time."

I had a headache and said, "Brother Tiao, Master Tiao, can you not be so basic? I am terrified when you are like this, and I always feel that I am leading you on a magical detour."

"Fuck! I'm straighter than the protected thousand-year-old tree in front of your house!"

Just kidding, Chen You's words were still spinning in my not-so-pure mind. Just imagining Tan Hu striding like flying on the basketball court and sweating profusely, my face became hot uncontrollably, but in the end I was rational. I still defeated the lustful heart, the drama of sex really made me want to move, but when I thought that the director was Chen You, I was doomed that this romantic idol drama would probably go off the rails and develop towards the sand sculpture plot...Let’s forget it, we have a The first encounter with sand sculptures is enough.

In addition, I was really worried that my will was not firm enough. I accidentally reacted to Chen You's "wiping the gun and going off fire". I found that since I had an affair with Tan Hu, some parts of my body seemed to return to puberty I'm particularly excitable, so in order to avoid being regarded as a pervert, I'd better follow the traditional route of chatting and making appointments honestly while groping for Tan Hu's life code.

Chen You saw that my attitude was firm, so he stopped insisting, and comforted himself: "It's good if you don't come, so I don't have to worry about my sister being confused by your face."

The first handsome man of the Chen family was very humble, and asked me when to bring Tan Hu out to show him. I simply hung up the phone under his pressure, opened WeChat and clicked on Tan Hu's profile picture , Today's topic starts from "sports".