Handsome guy, just follow me

Tan Hu went to take a shower, I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone, and commented on a row of steaming Mi Tiangong emojis under Chen Youla's selfie, and blocked him in time before he replied, hiding my merit and fame .

There was a vibrating sound on the bedside table. I picked up Tan Hu's cell phone, and the caller showed "Xiao Tao". I was hesitating whether to answer it, but the other party hung up first. It seemed that there was nothing urgent, so I put the phone back .Unexpectedly, less than two seconds after lying down again, the phone started to vibrate again. I glanced at the same little Tao just now, worried if there was any sudden problem with Tan Hu's company, so I connected directly this time. Beside is a clear male voice.

"Wow, it took you so long to answer the phone. Is it because I called at the wrong time? Did your old man's nightlife start so early?"

The first thing that came to mind was that this person should be Tan Hu's friend, and the second was no less aggressive than Chen You's.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm not Tan Hu. It's not convenient for him to answer the phone now. If you want to find him, you can call back in half an hour."

"Huh? So you are his boyfriend? The voice is nice... Wait, why is he inconvenient? Normally speaking, shouldn't it be logical that you are inconvenient? Oh my god, the truth is so subversive huh, Real was stunned!"

Nima, where is this snake spirit disease released?

"My friend, do you want to control your emotions? It's not a good question to ask such a blunt question to a stranger, is it?"

"Oh, what a stranger, although you are older than me, but speaking of it, I am still your senior, so there is no need to be so polite!"

"what???"

"Ah, didn't the senior claim to have reported it? I am the legendary ex-Little Tao Tao who still called for him even after we broke up. Why don't you have a name here? It's so sad!"

What is that student who made me mistakenly think that Tan Hu was jealous for a long time because of the root of his love?I simply can't equate with the psychopath on the phone. How many generations have passed since this student?Are you sure it's not the year-end love between college students and elementary school students across the age gap?Tan Huhu's aesthetics is really a mysterious existence...

Bridge bean sack, so what's the serious thing about his ex calling my family Tan Huhu at this point?Immediately, I felt vigilant, and I took out Zhenggong's aura, and said coldly: "So it's so late, do you have anything to do with Tan Hu?"

Come on, tear it up, who is afraid of whom!

"Xiaoyou, little brother, don't be so serious. Although the face of the senior is still my favorite, if he really needs to get back together, he will make a little commotion, but he still has a boyfriend now. Although the morals you should have are not enough, you can barely keep the minimum warning line, so don't think about it."

Yo sister!Do you want me to lend you the old man Le to straighten your tongue for you?No matter how many Laozi plays, I didn’t bother to use the Wanwan accent, okay?Wait a minute, what does Xijingtao mean?What do you mean it's his dish now?Does this mean that you have been hiding in secret recently?

"Don't worry about whether I'm crooked or not, just say it clearly, have you seen Tan Hu recently?"

"That's right, I just had a meal together at noon yesterday, and the senior paid for it. The steak ordered by the senior is more tender than the others..."

"Fuck!"

Whether it's bearable or unbearable, I hung up Xi Jingtao's call and I rushed all the way to the bathroom with my heart full of anger: "Tan Hu, get the fuck out of me!"

"What's wrong? What happened?"

Tan Hu appeared in front of me anxiously, wearing only a pair of underpants all over his body, his wet hair dripped down the ends, leaving winding marks on his strong chest, I swallowed subconsciously , and immediately re-entered the state: "I said I was not happy to call you to eat hot pot last night, so I have already had a big meal at noon! What, is the steak with peaches or honey peaches delicious? You he Mom is ashamed to snatch the last piece of snowflake beef from the pot without changing face and heartbeat, and interview, will your conscience really not hurt?"

"Isn't it because the last piece of snowflake beef belongs to the spicy pot and you can't eat spicy food, so you have the illusion that I'm taking advantage of you? Well, that's not the point," Tan Hu pulled the phone from my hand, neatly He quickly opened the call record and directly pressed the callback, "Baby, although the matter of catching rape is indeed very dramatic and attractive to you, I was really wronged... Hey, Xiao Tao, it's me, you just now What are you talking about with my partner? Speak well, everyone has a master, can you be a little more stable, and don't force me to block you. "

Tan Hu pressed the speakerphone, and the voice of Xi Jingtao doubled under the sound effect of the power amplifier: "Senior, senior, are you okay? Is it convenient for you to talk at last? As for your boyfriend, his voice is quite gentle. But the quality does not seem to be very high. I hung up the phone before I finished speaking, and even swearing. I sincerely suggest you, do you want to consider changing? I can ask my old Wang to introduce you of……"

"I'm going, you're a rotten peach, aren't you? I think you can't wait to recommend yourself. I will answer for Tan Hu, no way! Don't even think about it, you won't be able to appear in the [-]th film of the previous strategy , Do you understand that your role in this role has been cannon fodder across the board!"

"Who is talking? Is it a boyfriend with low quality? Are you really not going to be complained by neighbors for disturbing the people if you are so loud?"

"You have a fucking split personality, is that your distant cousin who praised me for having a gentle voice 5 minutes ago?"

"I can't hallucinate!"

"Okay, here I suggest you seek medical treatment in time to avoid delaying treatment, and the disease is terminal."

"Okay, this is the end of the kindergarten nostalgia session," Tan Hu patted me on the back lightly, and then called out to Xi Jingtao with my hand, "Xiao Tao, I have something to talk about, I'm bored and looking for your man Go play and don't bother me."

"Senior, you are so eccentric, even if you are not so unsympathetic to yesterday's yellow flowers, are you? What's more, the quality and freshness of the people are not withered at all."

There was a chill in my stomach, and I was afraid that I would be drowned in my own vomit if I burped inadvertently.

"Big sister, you can pull it down, please hold your hand high, don't push yourself too hard to be disgusting."

I don't know if my new title touched the back of Xi Jingtao, I could hear his voice an octave higher through the phone: "Who are you calling a big girl! You are a scum of lack of quality!"

"Hehe, it's you who's shouting. I'm so annoyed by your hypocrisy of one senior after another. You've watched too many Korean dramas. You forget about the national conditions. Why don't you call me Oppa? Your rotten peach attributes are more suitable."

Xi Jingtao yelled and wanted to refute, but was interrupted mercilessly by Tan Hu: "Speak up, Xiaotao."

After speaking, he pinched my neck gently, and whispered into my ear: "You should also be quiet, good boy."

The warm breath made me shrink back subconsciously, gave him a blank look, and conveyed tactfully, "Don't do this, I'm still angry with you"

, Seeing that he had a different attitude just now, I barely gave him some face, and saved the following 1 words of complaints.

"Senior, I just want to tell you that the matter of Lao Wang's company has been dealt with ahead of time, and I will go back tomorrow. I originally said that I would treat you to dinner before leaving, but my Lao Wang did not know what medicine he took wrong last night. I messed with it all night, my butt still hurts, it's really inconvenient to go out, I'm sorry, senior, next time you go back to city B, you must make up for this meal, pick the expensive ones, squeeze out Lao Wang's wallet, let This beast squeezes the blood of the people at the bottom day and night!"

……

Losing or losing, my skin is almost as thin as a cicada's wings compared to that of a dramatist.

"Cough cough..."

Tan Hu looked at me with a look of embarrassment. I couldn't see that he was poor at words, so I decided to save the topic that had reached a deadlock: "Don't worry about inviting others to dinner, and make up for yourself when you have the time. You are young and healthy. So imaginary, I don’t have the confidence to show off my X life, I can’t bear to complain about you.”

After a pause of two seconds, there was an angry voice from the other end of the phone: "You low-quality scum, I curse your phone is always on the ground, the order is canceled after a little takeaway, and X life is on standby for 5 minutes at a time." Year!"

"Wow!" I winked at Tan Hu, "Your elementary school brother is cruel enough. It's the first time I've heard such a down-to-earth curse since I quarreled with my tablemate when I was eight years old."

Tan Hu looked hopeless, and after thinking for a while, he took out the phone from my hand and shouted at the screen: "I wish you a happy day too, Jianghu is gone, hang up!"

I was lazily leaning on the sofa, and I couldn't help joking with Tan Hu's expression as if he had swallowed a whole bowl of coriander: "Hehehe, the senior is so gentle, may I ask which junior can hold it?"