Handsome guy, just follow me

Tan Hu ignored me, and within half a month of dating, this guy actually started a cold war with me.

"Tan Huhu, why are you ignoring me? You just wanted to rebel when you met your parents, didn't you?"

Tan Hu was sitting on the sofa, wrapped around a pillow and said nothing, and glanced at me resentfully. The whole shape was a white lotus, and he always wondered if he would rush into the bathroom and collapse in the next second, shouting "I'm so dirty, I'm not clean anymore", Hey, I still have to coax.

"Tan Huhu, I admit that I was wrong for not being able to resist your beauty. I was at the wrong place at the wrong time and the wrong person witnessed the process of molesting you. Then you don't have to put on an appearance of defending your innocence immediately and swear at me." Clear the boundaries, right? Isn’t it very courageous when you play hooligans? Why are you so thin-skinned? It’s okay, it’s okay, my parents have excellent tolerance, and it won’t affect your good image in their hearts. If you want to deduct points, you will also deduct me On the head, it doesn’t matter if I have a lot of debts and no worries. Besides, the image of the video with your parents two days ago was called urgency. Didn’t I also come here? It’s the so-called reincarnation. ...No, I didn't mean that, you understand!"

"I don't understand. Your parents must think I'm frivolous and unvirtuous. I'm dead!"

As Tan Hu said, he buried his head in the pillow, and showed me a little furry head, which made people want to touch it.

"Don't say you are not, so what if you are? These days, straight men's criteria for choosing a wife are not so narrow, let alone me being gay? Even if you are dignified and virtuous, so what, you can't be my wife anyway, You don't even want to work shifts at night!"

"Hmm..." Tan Hu cleared his throat, ignoring my complaints, "I don't know if it's because of the fast progress, but I don't know much about you, so you are left-handed. Thank you so much for your hard work, your acting skills are great."

"Hahaha, I'm used to my right hand, I almost forgot I had this skill before."

"Every time I go home, my aunt and mother line up to introduce you to a girlfriend. It's so popular."

"Oh, listen to me, they are actually my customers, and they want me to give them more gifts under the guise of introducing someone. These old aunts, who are richer than me by hundreds of thousands or millions when they start financial management Too much, in the end I chased after my ass every day for 50 yuan of cooking oil, the world of rich people really doesn't understand..."

"Hehe, you are the most innocent and innocent baby in the world."

"It's true that I'm your baby without the modifiers in front of it. Tan Huhu, I was really wrong. Can you speak in a normal tone? This kind of creepy and cute tone makes me a little flustered."

"Go away! With your attitude, are you still counting on job rotation? I announce that the summer break will start today, and I'm on strike!"

Throwing away the pillow that Tan Hu threw on my face, I didn’t have time to worry about the X life that might come to an abrupt end just after setting sail, but the whole person was a little light, and Tan Huhu’s awkward appearance is too cute, I can do 1 , if he feels tired and just wants to lie flat and enjoy, please let me come!

As a result, I naturally failed to come here, but I was looking forward to the long-awaited plan to work overtime in the end, so I have nothing to complain about, and I have to be content with zero work.

When I went to work again, the colleagues who usually have a good relationship in the industry, in addition to sending me condolences, praised me for the extraordinary effect of my recuperation. The fat-growing formula that I had cursed in the past but failed miraculously worked out in this week. out of its effect.In this regard, I decided to copy and paste [-] sentences of MMP rebates to all friendly people.

The matter of gaining weight is both reasonable and a bit unexpected. Since seeing his parents in a thrilling manner, Tan Hu’s interest in cooking has never been higher. Every time he comes home from get off work, he always carries a cartful of ingredients to the house. I don’t know. I thought it was a part-time job to open a pig farm.However, as high as the heart is, the reality is as bleak. Without a filter, Tan Hu’s biggest improvement is that he hasn’t smashed a bowl for two consecutive days. Pay attention, it’s not smashed, it’s not unsmashed, five yuan in the supermarket Qianyi’s bowl is more resistant to falling than expected, and it is necessary to store more in the future.

Although the taste of Tan Hu’s cooking is still a test of my praise lexicon, but in line with the sunny line of encouragement, it’s absolutely unreasonable not to join in. He cooks a lot and I eat a lot. Mom no longer has to worry about me being picky eaters Well, anyway, there is no recognition when you eat it, and the taste is surprisingly unified and harmonious.What is intriguing is that despite working overtime every night and exercising hard, the progress of calorie consumption still cannot keep up with the speed of Tan Hu's feeding. In the end, it can only be attributed to the feeling of drinking enough water.

I didn’t go to work for a week, but my mentality still changed slightly. For example, the morning meeting with a strong MLM atmosphere felt a little friendly, and the customers who asked questions and finally said to go back and think about it were not so annoying. The most amazing thing was that Xiao Guo looked It’s not that stupid anymore. This guy smelled JQ keenly and asked me if there was something wrong. Of course, when he denied himself and muttered that the handicapped party didn’t have the energy to mess around, the rhinitis must have affected his judgment. You know, Xiao Guo is still the same Xiao Guo, he's just too stupid to be stable.

To celebrate my return to the status of a social animal, I sincerely invited Tan Hu to go out to eat at night. The little cook was a little unhappy at first, and muttered for a long time that the things outside were all unhealthy, like someone who clicked on comments one by one before and seriously explored the takeaway business Not like him, spread your hands.

In the end, under my strong request, I finally had the happiest meal since I was injured. Just kidding, aside from the selfish desire to improve the food, we haven’t had a good date since we officially got together. If he dares to say no, I will dare strike.The funny thing is that in the end, Tan Hu ate more than me, but when he got home, he pretended that he had gained a lot tonight, and given him some time, he was confident that I could experience the Michelin standard without leaving the house.

I just want to say, dear student Tan Huhu, are you not sure about your level at all?If it weren't for how handsome you are, I would really be able to compose a suite and diss you on the spot!