Handsome guy, just follow me

"Mom, you can ask whatever you want. Those two in the kitchen won't be able to come out for a while. Do you prefer the straight-to-the-point and concise version or the uncut version? I can meet your needs here, and you will be satisfied."

Doctor Tang, who answered me, gave the [-]th "hmph" tonight.

"Mom, my own mother, can we be honest? When did you develop the habit of eating after [-] o'clock in the evening? Your son won't know the myth that he occupies the top position of the most slender figure in the community all the year round and makes countless square dancing aunts jealous. How hard have you worked? Not to mention my mother's quality and self-cultivation are so high that in a hurry, she even challenged the image of an evil mother-in-law who couldn't get along with her. You can't even wait for a meal, and you have to support her My dad and they left me to talk one-on-one, are you really planning to keep humming like gold? I don't mind, my mom hums better than others..."

"Shut up! Brat, tell me the truth, Xiao Tan is really your boyfriend? Are you sure he did it voluntarily?"

……

I really knelt down for Dr. Tang's tricky angle. I thought it was an incomparably embarrassing scene to be caught by my mother and make out with my boyfriend. It was even worse downstairs.

"Doctor Tang, let's be reasonable. Where do you get the confidence to think that you have the ability to cultivate a small hooligan who robs civilian men? What's more, Tan Hu and I are put together. In terms of body shape, if you really have this level Shouldn't worry tend to turn your reasoning upside down?"

"Aren't you friends made with those messy dating apps?" Dr. Tang asked back.

Pfft, I was wise for a while. I haven't had time to wash away the accusation of being a bully, and I was accused of being a hooker. My image in the eyes of my mother is too touching.

"What and what, Doctor Tang, do you want to be so fashionable?"

Doctor Tang ignored me, so I could only continue to sing a one-man show: "Tan Hu and I are in a serious relationship, and we didn't plan to deliberately hide it from you. It's just that we just started talking not long ago. We waited for a while according to the original plan. Everything has stabilized, I will naturally report to you and my dad, who would have thought that today..."

"Your dad and I came at a bad time." Dr. Tang said leisurely.

"I really don't mean that... I'm not afraid that you and my dad will have too much impact and leave a shadow. This matter, after all, your son was a little too excited when he fell in love for the first time, and for a while he forgot what reserve is. My dad's eyes failed to live up to your earnest teaching to me. In a word, all mistakes are my fault. I hope you and my dad will not prejudice Tan Hu because of this. He is really a very good person .”

Dr. Tang was silent for a moment, then asked me: "Is your mother like an evil mother-in-law who indiscriminately breaks up her son's marriage?"

I shook my head inexplicably.

"When you came out of the closet, I didn't say anything. Now that you're talking about friends, I naturally won't interfere. Besides, I can't get a check for 100 million."

Dr. Tang did not forget to be humorous at such a serious moment, but the resource library seems to need to be updated, inflation is so severe, the 100 million checks in the bloody dramas these years are actually a bit embarrassing, right?

I was just about to shake my head again, when I suddenly realized that Dr. Tang, who was calm a second ago, had red eyes at some point, and his heart was stabbed severely, and he hurriedly pulled a stack of tissues from the coffee table, "Mom, what's the matter?" What's wrong? Don't cry..."

"You're just crying!" Doctor Tang retorted stubbornly, finally sighed deeply, and said, "Although I was shocked when you came out of the closet, you haven't moved at all these years. I discussed it with your father in private. However, could it be that you are too young and made a mistake, in the final analysis it was my luck..."

My chest is sore. I can say that I have not experienced any setbacks in the matter of coming out of the closet. I feel very lucky to have the most tolerant and open-minded parents in the world. Doctor Tang occasionally teases me for being too useless. I would be secretly happy in my heart, I only saw their calmness and calmness after knowing my sexuality, but I forgot what kind of entanglements and struggles they had to face before forcing themselves to accept this result, today's unexpected encounter , like a small knife, it looks like it has no attack power, but it hits the red heart, piercing Teacher Tang's thin illusion.

"I saw you and Xiao Tan today, so I know..."

Teacher Tang, who insisted that he didn't cry, couldn't help it in the end, and choked up. I took a breath, and tried to make my voice sound without any trace of trembling. feel heavy.

"Don't say I'm sorry...I don't mean to blame you...Your mother is not a stubborn old man!"

"Pfft... that's not right, you even know how to make sex."

Dr. Tang gave me a sharp look, and I obediently silenced my voice. Sure enough, our family's painting style is sad for only five seconds.

"It's not a problem if you don't get married or have children. When your father retires, the two of us will go on a trip and go to places we haven't been to... Even if you are not young, it is time to settle down. You can really find You are a reliable person, live a good life, your father and I will definitely support you."

"Tan Hu is very reliable, please pick."

"Hmph!" Dr. Tang rolled his eyes, and continued: "I haven't finished my sentence yet, why are you in a hurry? Talking about a reliable person will logically lose your parents?"

"Mother, I am wronged..."

"Shut up, you're the third person, you're bluffing all day long, and you're bluffing so badly."

"..."

Our family is going to have a 101, and I will be the first to be eliminated.

"In the past, whenever I had a headache, I would either run home or call for a sense of existence. I even complained to your dad about raising a young girl. Now I'm fine, and I don't even talk about broken bones. If it weren't for your mother's IQ to be online, When are you going to hide it?"

"I don't plan to hide it until when I've been injured for 100 days, can I not see Dr. Tang, who is both beautiful and wise, for three months? Of course I can't!"

Dr. Tang ignored my sincerity and concluded, "Just fool me."

Having said that, rainbow farts are always useful, and Dr. Tang, who was coaxed by me, looks much better than before.

"Xiao Tan looks okay, he is gentle and polite to elders, and there are not many boys who can cook these days, which is quite rare."

……

"Mom, that, why don't you go to the kitchen to guide the work? Otherwise, I'm afraid that my fractures will heal and I won't have this meal."

Dr. Tang was stunned for a moment, then said speechlessly: "Are you born by me or soaked in water? How much can you listen to when you remove the water?"

"Hehehe, I swear, except for my culinary skills, which I exaggerated a little bit, the other comments on Tan Hu are all from the bottom of my heart. If I lie to you, I won't get a bonus this month, and I can't afford KFC. !"

It was hard to coax Dr. Tang into the kitchen. Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess, and there is no prototype of delicious food. All kinds of ingredients and utensils are spread everywhere. There is an inexplicable kind of fate. The writing is bleak, the two black holes hold a spatula in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other, and they also regard death as home.

The moment Tan Hu saw me, he felt like he was about to cry. The resentment in his eyes made me extremely ashamed. Tan Hu is such a well-bred person, even if he was sprayed with soup, he would remain polite and calm. Have you ever been as embarrassed as you are now?I feel a little distressed, I don't know if selling my appearance can make up for my sins?Hey, for a boy (×) who has just opened the door to a new world, the workload is so heavy when he comes up, it is really a bit of a challenge.

"I asked you to help, not to cause damage. You destroyed his kitchen and the bill was not sent to you." Dr. Tang said through gritted teeth.

Lao Ye was also very aggrieved: "Obviously the task you assigned exceeded the limit... By the way, is the kitchen restriction order on my back still valid? If it fails, I will apply for self-punishment and extend the restriction indefinitely."

Before Dr. Tang broke out, Tan Hu took the initiative to plead guilty and said, "Auntie, don't be angry. Uncle has been very helpful. It's my own problem."

Dr. Tang didn't buy it, and said, "Is it for you to throw the potatoes with their skins into the pot for cooking, or to help you beat a bowl of eggs until the shells float to the top, or to help you throw the salmon head into the soy sauce soup?" Dyed?"

After an embarrassing silence, Dr. Tang said weakly: "Both of you don't know how to cook. I don't understand what is the confidence that drives you to buy the salmon head. Do you buy it to suppress evil?"

……

In the end, Doctor Tang sighed and ordered, "Hey, let's all go out."

Old Ye Ru was pardoned, and ran away after saying that my wife had worked hard, and I hurriedly winked at Tan Hu, but Tan Hu ignored me, and said to my mother with a blushing face: "Auntie, I Can you stay?"

I was startled, didn't I just show my daughter-in-law a wronged face, now I want to take the initiative to seek abuse, is it okay?Dr. Tang was obviously as surprised as I was, and gave him a puzzled look. Tan Hu explained, "I'm really not good at cooking, so I want to learn while you're cooking. , at least you can observe and ask for advice."

Doctor Tang looked Tan Hu from head to toe again, and said with satisfaction: "Okay, Auntie will teach you, you look much smarter than Ye Han."

"If there is no personal attack, then I will stay!"

"Go away!" Doctor Tang said disgustedly, "Don't get in the way here."

I just wanted to resist, Tan Hu gave me a comforting look to signal me to be calm, "Yes, Xiaohan, you go out first, the kitchen space is small, there are so many people that you can't turn around, and you can't help much with your injured hand Busy, good boy."

The last word "beautiful" was not uttered aloud, it was just a gesture of mouth, which almost broke my leg. My boyfriend is too good. It was a bit superfluous for me to fuss about blowing rainbow farts before. My hard work is nothing. Tonight we Just apply for overtime to reward the caring Tan Hu.

"Then I'll just wait and eat...Mom, you're not allowed to secretly interrogate him while I'm not around. I'm his spokesperson. If you want gossip, just go to me!"

"Xiao Tan, borrow the knife in your hand."

Slip away, the stage is left to you, the desire for world peace is still a long way to go.

With Dr. Tang as foreign aid, everyone finally ate dinner before fainting from hunger. The spoiled ingredients were rejuvenated by Dr. Tang's skillful hands, miraculously gaining a second life.

Between meals, I repeatedly tried to find out what Tan Hu talked with Dr. Tang when he was working as a kitchen assistant. Based on my understanding of my own mother, it was obvious that Tan Hu was in a trap, and she would never miss the opportunity to deliver it to her door. There will be some exchanges other than cooking discussions, but no matter how I ask, Tan Hu remains silent, just silently puts vegetables in my bowl all the way, and finally Dr. Tang, who can't bear it anymore, concentrates his fire on me: "You give me Eat well, do you want to crush it and feed it into your mouth? Xiao Tan, don’t worry about him, his left hand is flexible, and he has a pure sense of presence, stinking virtue!"

I'm wronged, I deliberately didn't say that I was left-handed when I was a child in order to pretend to be pitiful in front of Tan Hu, but I really didn't think about it now, the warm picture she saw was completely from Tan Hu's spontaneous care... Well, the treatment is so small, at least it shows that Dr. Tang definitely did not let Tan Hu leave me behind my back. In addition, he also realized a truth: the dog food served in front of his mother would occasionally be kicked over.

After dinner, Dr. Tang once again expressed his biased and unreasonable point of view that he felt bad for me, and hurriedly dragged my dad home.Before leaving, Dr. Tang did not forget to tell me to go home next weekend to receive re-education. By the way, I reminded that when I go home, I should try to choose a meal when the aunts and mothers in the community are relatively busy, so as not to encounter the same as the previous few times. The embarrassing scene of aunts from different square dance gangs chasing after each other and arranging a blind date, I sincerely expressed that I must keep in mind Dr. Tang’s good words, and sent them all the way to the taxi on the return journey, finally ending a sweaty day.

--I thought.